The King of NBA2K Trash Talk
Chapter 111
Chapter 111
Last press conference of the season.This kind of opportunity is rare, don't let him go easily!
Tides: "Don, it's a pity you lost the series."
Tang Yu retorted him: "At least I have no regrets."
Tides: "What? Don't you feel sad at all? Didn't you reflect on losing the game?"
Tang Yu: "There is nothing sad. We are a very young team, and the main purpose of entering the playoffs this time is to accumulate experience."
Tides: "Are you making excuses for failure?"
Tang Yu: "Open your eyes, we will be better next year!"
Tides: "Who can't brag?"
Tang Yu: "Dude, don't force me to call security."
++++++++++++++++++++
New York to BJ flights.
Zhang Bingfei was very upset: "Why are international flights always delayed?"
The assistant smiled and said, "Bingfei, the airline has nothing to do with the weather. Don't be angry."
Zhang Bingfei's big star temper: "Can they afford to delay my performance at BJ?"
Assistant: "..." It doesn't matter how famous you are, they will blame you.
Zhang Bingfei: "Oh, annoying. Find your own place, I'll take a rest."
International stars naturally have to fly first class, as for assistants, it’s fine to fly economy class.
Wearing a black super, Zhang Bingfei is that Zhang Bingfei.Lie down on the chair and close your eyes for a while.
It's not too late, I can't sleep.She turned Heichaoli's eyes to look left and right, to see if there was any "prey" to catch.
Coincidentally, the neighbor is a very good "prey".He is so handsome, tall, tender, and attractive. Isn't he the new NBA star from China?
He's so cute even when he's sleeping!
Zhang Bingfei smiled confidently, this "prey" I want to decide.
Flight attendant: "Miss Zhang, what would you like to drink?"
Zhang Bingfei said gracefully: "Cocktail."
The cocktails on the plane are actually liqueur with coconut milk, nothing to drink.But big stars have their own choices of big stars.
Flight attendant: "Mr. Tang, what would you like to drink?"
Tang Yu was half awake: "Oh, give me a cup of Bangzi Coke. Thank you!" It can be regarded as the last shift for Bangzi Cola.
Coke stick?How come the taste is so LOW?By the way, he seems to be the spokesperson of Coca-Cola, right?
Zhang Bingfei said to the flight attendant: "Please help me to change to Coke Stick too. Thank you!"
witch!Flight attendant: "Okay, wait a moment."
……
Zhang Bingfei smiled at Tang Yu: "Unexpectedly, we even have the same taste."
This sudden sound startled Comrade Xiao Tang, who is this, a woman with sunglasses bigger than her face.
Respond casually: "Yes."
Zhang Bingfei: "I'm your fan, hehe~"
Tang Yu: "Oh, thank you." Are you my football fan or tennis fan?
Zhang Bingfei was a little depressed, why wasn't he excited?It looks like you don't know me!I am an imposing international film and television star, how could he not know me?
No!
Give you another chance!Zhang Bingfei took off her sunglasses, and her smile became more "sweet" and "beautiful".
"Sorry, I forgot to take off my glasses. I have so many followers, it's really annoying sometimes, so I have to wear glasses on the plane."
If Tang Yu doesn't understand anymore, then he is really a pig, so he "surprised": "It turned out to be Zhang..." I really can't remember.
Forgive me, idiot.
Zhang Bingfei: "My name is Zhang Bingfei."
Tang Yu "suddenly realized": "Yes, Sister Bingfei! I really like your movies!"
Zhang Bingfei: "Baby is not that old, call me Bingfei. Hehe~" While talking, she rubbed the corner of her clothes, looking like a poor little girl.
I'm 28, and I'm still called a baby.
Tang Yu looked straight at Zhang Bingfei, and he knew that this was what she needed.If you don't look at her, she will get angry instead.
Why!I'm just too easygoing.
Big round eyes, long eyelashes, plump apple muscles, high nose bridge, pointed chin, crystal clear skin that can be broken by blowing blows... This is a perfect face, and it is so beautiful.Although Tang Yu didn't know it clearly, he knew that it must be a fake face, and maybe it would have to be stepped off if it was touched.
Aiming from top to bottom, there are gullies and gullies.
Knowing that Tang Yu's vision had "turned bad", Zhang Bingfei puffed up her chest even more.If you want to see it, I will let you see enough to see how beautiful they are.
At such a time, choosing to compliment is the wisest decision: "Sister Bingfei, you are more beautiful than you look on TV!" No, I feel like throwing up.
Zhang Bingfei was "slightly angry": "Call me Bingfei!!!"
Tang Yu: "Okay, Bingfei...sister..."
Zhang Bingfei: "You are necrotic."
……
Tang Yu didn't really have a cold for Zhang Bingfei, so she dealt with it casually, and she answered every question she asked.
Zhang Bingfei knows men very well, and Tang Yu's lukewarm treatment of her arouses her desire even more.Men are meant to be conquered.
The plane happened to encounter convection and began to turbulent violently.
"ah!"
Zhang Bingfei screamed, and moved from her position to Tang Yu's side in shock, and leaned on it pitifully.She held Tang Yu's arm tightly and whispered, "I'm afraid, I'm so afraid."
It smells so good, a scent that seduces people's desire!The smell of this big star is really a fatal temptation!It is estimated that it is not an ordinary perfume, it should be a perfume mixed with some kind of hallucinogenic drug.To put it bluntly, "drugs" or...
Tang Yu "shuddered": "I'm afraid too." I'm afraid of you, sister.
Zhang Bingfei: "You are so humorous, hehe~"
People who fly 365 days out of 300 days a year are still afraid of such turbulence?witch!
The flight attendant who couldn't see the past appeared immediately: "Miss Zhang, please sit back in your seat."
Why are you here to make trouble?
Zhang Bingfei: "Okay." It was just talking, but she didn't intend to leave.
Hey, if you don't go, I will go!The flight attendant had no choice but to take Zhang Bingfei, after all, he was an international star.Seeing that a good pig is going to rot the cabbage again!What a pity, good pig~
Zhang Bingfei: "I'm very timid, but I have to fly around all year round to make a living, so pitiful."
Tang Yu: "Yeah."
Zhang Bingfei closed her eyes and leaned close to Tang Yu's arms: "I'm so tired, I really want to find a solid shoulder to lean on."
Tang Yu yelled: "Stop."
Zhang Bingfei: "What?"
Tang Yu: "The turbulence has stopped." The order to evict the guest was issued.
Hey, I really don't understand style!Aren't athletes all stupid big men?
……
A "pleasant" journey is finally coming to an end.Tang Yu stretched and stretched, it was really uncomfortable to not move for more than 20 hours.
Zhang Bingfei: "Leave me a WeChat message, and I will keep in touch in the future."
Tang Yu: "Okay." If you add it, you will be blocked.
Zhang Bingfei: "I will often come to the United States to watch your games in the future."
Tang Yu smiled slightly: "I'm in the Los Angeles Lakers."
Zhang Bingfei: "Wow, are you on the same team as Kobe? Then I will go even more."
Tang Yu: "Welcome."
Zhang Bingfei: "Let's go together."
Tang Yu: "Beauty first please."
++++++++++++++++++++
Zhang Bingfei and Tang Yu walked in the front, and the assistant followed behind with a box.
Zhang Bingfei has a keen sense of smell, and she sensed the smell of paparazzi from afar.Everything is clear in my heart, I will give you an explosive news.
"what!"
"what!"
"what!"
There was a burst of screaming from the fans.
Zhang Bingfei raised her head proudly.Hey, I'm hard to be charming, when I don't have 1000 fans to pick me up at the airport.
"Hey, my fans are just too enthusiastic."
Tang Yu smiled: "Yeah, your popularity is too high."
Walking out the door, the two beauties came up and gave Tang Yu a big hug and presented flowers.
Tears filled my eyes with excitement: "Tang Yu, you are so handsome!"
"Handsome Tang, we love you to death."
"Don't cry, don't cry." He gave them a heart-warming touch.
Zhang Bingfei had black lines on her face.
Haha~ Tang Yu: "Accident, I didn't expect to be my fan."
Where are my fans?Where are you going? ? ?
Zhang Bingfei was angry: "Xiao Xu?"
Assistant Xiao Xu: "Bingfei..."
"Tang Yu, sign for me!"
"Tang Yu, you look so handsome playing ball!"
"Tang Yu..."
what is this?Zhang Bingfei has never seen anything in the world?She put on a sweet smile in seconds, and put her hand on Tang Yu's.
He kept waving to the fans, "elegant" and "gracious".
"Hello!"
It will be in the newspaper the next day.
(End of this chapter)
Last press conference of the season.This kind of opportunity is rare, don't let him go easily!
Tides: "Don, it's a pity you lost the series."
Tang Yu retorted him: "At least I have no regrets."
Tides: "What? Don't you feel sad at all? Didn't you reflect on losing the game?"
Tang Yu: "There is nothing sad. We are a very young team, and the main purpose of entering the playoffs this time is to accumulate experience."
Tides: "Are you making excuses for failure?"
Tang Yu: "Open your eyes, we will be better next year!"
Tides: "Who can't brag?"
Tang Yu: "Dude, don't force me to call security."
++++++++++++++++++++
New York to BJ flights.
Zhang Bingfei was very upset: "Why are international flights always delayed?"
The assistant smiled and said, "Bingfei, the airline has nothing to do with the weather. Don't be angry."
Zhang Bingfei's big star temper: "Can they afford to delay my performance at BJ?"
Assistant: "..." It doesn't matter how famous you are, they will blame you.
Zhang Bingfei: "Oh, annoying. Find your own place, I'll take a rest."
International stars naturally have to fly first class, as for assistants, it’s fine to fly economy class.
Wearing a black super, Zhang Bingfei is that Zhang Bingfei.Lie down on the chair and close your eyes for a while.
It's not too late, I can't sleep.She turned Heichaoli's eyes to look left and right, to see if there was any "prey" to catch.
Coincidentally, the neighbor is a very good "prey".He is so handsome, tall, tender, and attractive. Isn't he the new NBA star from China?
He's so cute even when he's sleeping!
Zhang Bingfei smiled confidently, this "prey" I want to decide.
Flight attendant: "Miss Zhang, what would you like to drink?"
Zhang Bingfei said gracefully: "Cocktail."
The cocktails on the plane are actually liqueur with coconut milk, nothing to drink.But big stars have their own choices of big stars.
Flight attendant: "Mr. Tang, what would you like to drink?"
Tang Yu was half awake: "Oh, give me a cup of Bangzi Coke. Thank you!" It can be regarded as the last shift for Bangzi Cola.
Coke stick?How come the taste is so LOW?By the way, he seems to be the spokesperson of Coca-Cola, right?
Zhang Bingfei said to the flight attendant: "Please help me to change to Coke Stick too. Thank you!"
witch!Flight attendant: "Okay, wait a moment."
……
Zhang Bingfei smiled at Tang Yu: "Unexpectedly, we even have the same taste."
This sudden sound startled Comrade Xiao Tang, who is this, a woman with sunglasses bigger than her face.
Respond casually: "Yes."
Zhang Bingfei: "I'm your fan, hehe~"
Tang Yu: "Oh, thank you." Are you my football fan or tennis fan?
Zhang Bingfei was a little depressed, why wasn't he excited?It looks like you don't know me!I am an imposing international film and television star, how could he not know me?
No!
Give you another chance!Zhang Bingfei took off her sunglasses, and her smile became more "sweet" and "beautiful".
"Sorry, I forgot to take off my glasses. I have so many followers, it's really annoying sometimes, so I have to wear glasses on the plane."
If Tang Yu doesn't understand anymore, then he is really a pig, so he "surprised": "It turned out to be Zhang..." I really can't remember.
Forgive me, idiot.
Zhang Bingfei: "My name is Zhang Bingfei."
Tang Yu "suddenly realized": "Yes, Sister Bingfei! I really like your movies!"
Zhang Bingfei: "Baby is not that old, call me Bingfei. Hehe~" While talking, she rubbed the corner of her clothes, looking like a poor little girl.
I'm 28, and I'm still called a baby.
Tang Yu looked straight at Zhang Bingfei, and he knew that this was what she needed.If you don't look at her, she will get angry instead.
Why!I'm just too easygoing.
Big round eyes, long eyelashes, plump apple muscles, high nose bridge, pointed chin, crystal clear skin that can be broken by blowing blows... This is a perfect face, and it is so beautiful.Although Tang Yu didn't know it clearly, he knew that it must be a fake face, and maybe it would have to be stepped off if it was touched.
Aiming from top to bottom, there are gullies and gullies.
Knowing that Tang Yu's vision had "turned bad", Zhang Bingfei puffed up her chest even more.If you want to see it, I will let you see enough to see how beautiful they are.
At such a time, choosing to compliment is the wisest decision: "Sister Bingfei, you are more beautiful than you look on TV!" No, I feel like throwing up.
Zhang Bingfei was "slightly angry": "Call me Bingfei!!!"
Tang Yu: "Okay, Bingfei...sister..."
Zhang Bingfei: "You are necrotic."
……
Tang Yu didn't really have a cold for Zhang Bingfei, so she dealt with it casually, and she answered every question she asked.
Zhang Bingfei knows men very well, and Tang Yu's lukewarm treatment of her arouses her desire even more.Men are meant to be conquered.
The plane happened to encounter convection and began to turbulent violently.
"ah!"
Zhang Bingfei screamed, and moved from her position to Tang Yu's side in shock, and leaned on it pitifully.She held Tang Yu's arm tightly and whispered, "I'm afraid, I'm so afraid."
It smells so good, a scent that seduces people's desire!The smell of this big star is really a fatal temptation!It is estimated that it is not an ordinary perfume, it should be a perfume mixed with some kind of hallucinogenic drug.To put it bluntly, "drugs" or...
Tang Yu "shuddered": "I'm afraid too." I'm afraid of you, sister.
Zhang Bingfei: "You are so humorous, hehe~"
People who fly 365 days out of 300 days a year are still afraid of such turbulence?witch!
The flight attendant who couldn't see the past appeared immediately: "Miss Zhang, please sit back in your seat."
Why are you here to make trouble?
Zhang Bingfei: "Okay." It was just talking, but she didn't intend to leave.
Hey, if you don't go, I will go!The flight attendant had no choice but to take Zhang Bingfei, after all, he was an international star.Seeing that a good pig is going to rot the cabbage again!What a pity, good pig~
Zhang Bingfei: "I'm very timid, but I have to fly around all year round to make a living, so pitiful."
Tang Yu: "Yeah."
Zhang Bingfei closed her eyes and leaned close to Tang Yu's arms: "I'm so tired, I really want to find a solid shoulder to lean on."
Tang Yu yelled: "Stop."
Zhang Bingfei: "What?"
Tang Yu: "The turbulence has stopped." The order to evict the guest was issued.
Hey, I really don't understand style!Aren't athletes all stupid big men?
……
A "pleasant" journey is finally coming to an end.Tang Yu stretched and stretched, it was really uncomfortable to not move for more than 20 hours.
Zhang Bingfei: "Leave me a WeChat message, and I will keep in touch in the future."
Tang Yu: "Okay." If you add it, you will be blocked.
Zhang Bingfei: "I will often come to the United States to watch your games in the future."
Tang Yu smiled slightly: "I'm in the Los Angeles Lakers."
Zhang Bingfei: "Wow, are you on the same team as Kobe? Then I will go even more."
Tang Yu: "Welcome."
Zhang Bingfei: "Let's go together."
Tang Yu: "Beauty first please."
++++++++++++++++++++
Zhang Bingfei and Tang Yu walked in the front, and the assistant followed behind with a box.
Zhang Bingfei has a keen sense of smell, and she sensed the smell of paparazzi from afar.Everything is clear in my heart, I will give you an explosive news.
"what!"
"what!"
"what!"
There was a burst of screaming from the fans.
Zhang Bingfei raised her head proudly.Hey, I'm hard to be charming, when I don't have 1000 fans to pick me up at the airport.
"Hey, my fans are just too enthusiastic."
Tang Yu smiled: "Yeah, your popularity is too high."
Walking out the door, the two beauties came up and gave Tang Yu a big hug and presented flowers.
Tears filled my eyes with excitement: "Tang Yu, you are so handsome!"
"Handsome Tang, we love you to death."
"Don't cry, don't cry." He gave them a heart-warming touch.
Zhang Bingfei had black lines on her face.
Haha~ Tang Yu: "Accident, I didn't expect to be my fan."
Where are my fans?Where are you going? ? ?
Zhang Bingfei was angry: "Xiao Xu?"
Assistant Xiao Xu: "Bingfei..."
"Tang Yu, sign for me!"
"Tang Yu, you look so handsome playing ball!"
"Tang Yu..."
what is this?Zhang Bingfei has never seen anything in the world?She put on a sweet smile in seconds, and put her hand on Tang Yu's.
He kept waving to the fans, "elegant" and "gracious".
"Hello!"
It will be in the newspaper the next day.
(End of this chapter)
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