The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 112 The Kid Returns Home
Hey, don't I just go back to my own house, why is it so difficult?
I have completed two of Dad's exam questions, and now I am on the third.Damn dad!

Looking up, there is a couplet posted on the door frame: Great Buddha Temple Xiasi Buddha.

Dad, you call me couplets?How could I?I can only be right now: one head comes with two big ones.

Bow your head, there is a basketball on the ground?Well, this is my specialty.

Xiao Tang picked up the basketball, jumped up, aimed at the door frame and smashed it hard.

Bang, that sound shook someone's heart.

"Stinky boy, get out of here!!!" The voice wanted to kill.

This question is right?I just answered it casually, I really admire myself.

Entering the house, he saw Father Tang standing there angrily.What am I doing wrong again?

Hurry up and turn into a little sheep: "Dad, I miss you to death!"

Father Tang rushed over and slapped Xiao Tang on the forehead.

"My golden nanmu door! I'll kill you prodigal boy!"

Since I was a child, I have not obeyed anyone, but I will obey you.

"hey-hey."

"Hmph." Father Tang sat back on the teacher's chair, his waist straightened.

It's hard to talk now.

Tang Yu looked left and right, and found a cup of tea on the table, so he hurried over to pick it up and handed it to Dad Tang: "Dad, have a sip of tea to calm down."

As witty as I am.

Tang's father took the tea and took a sip, but he still kept a straight face: "Stand still, don't make a playful smile."

Then stand up obediently.

Seeing Xiao Tang restrained a little, Tang's father's face became better.

In the past, I was always asked to report to study, but now I will not be asked to report to work, right?

Father Tang: "Let's report on your work."

What are you really afraid of?I don't even know where to start.

"Dad, did I say Sazi?"

Father Tang: "Tell me about your achievements at work and whether you have made any progress."

There are a lot of achievements, and the progress is obvious.

Tang Yu: "I won the best rookie of the season in the NBA."

Father Tang finally had some smiles on his face: "Not bad, do you have any certificates or something? Show them to me."

Tang Yu: "You are really (omitting the word "old-fashioned")...others give out trophies without certificates."

Father Tang: "Show me the trophy too."

Tang Yu: "The trophy hasn't been issued yet."

Father Tang: "Are you fooling me?"

Tang Yu: "How dare I? I will definitely bring it back to you next time."

Father Tang: "I believe in your evil spirit. Tell me about what contributions you have made to your team?"

Oh, can this old man still have a pleasant chat?

Tang Yu: "I made a small contribution to our team and helped our team achieve No.2 in the NBA Eastern Division. It is also ranked in the top three or four among the 32 teams in the entire NBA league."

Tang's father asked "dubly": "Really?"

Tang Yu: "Of course it's true."

"Hmph!" Father Tang got up, went to the bookshelf, took down a newspaper, and patted it on the table: "You guys are clearly No.5 in the East, but you lied to me that you are No.2 in the East. Can you not shame our old Tang family?"

Tang Yu is speechless, old man, you don't understand at all, let me explain to you: "Dad, the newspaper said it was the regular season. We reached the Eastern Conference Finals in the playoffs, and finally lost to our opponent. Naturally, the opponent is No. 1 in the East, and we are No. 2 in the East."

Father Tang: "I know. You lost to the Cleveland Cavaliers led by James Jr. There is no shame in losing to the number one player in the league."

Tang Yu opened his mouth wide: "Dad, do you even know the little emperor James??"

The times are advancing, you don't even understand this?Father Tang: "Since you joined the NBA, I've been studying NBA materials every day, and now I'm considered half a fan."

Tang Yu provoked his father: "So powerful? Have you researched anything?"

Father Tang: "The Golden State Warriors will definitely be this year's champion."

Tang Yu: "Why?"

Do you think my post is white?

Father Tang didn't feel embarrassed at all, and he kept on talking: "The Art of War says: the right time, the right place, and the harmony of people..."

"Old man, your son just came home, and you just keep nagging, nagging, nagging..."

Haha, the monkey rescuers are here~
"Female Bodhisattva, let me carry the vegetables for you!"

Tang's father refused to accept his education: "I talk about work with my son, talk about work, you know?"

"The son is also my son, and I want to talk to him about life."

Dad's job, mom's life.Headache happiness~
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Tang Ma touched her son.

"Fortunately, neither thin nor fat."

Tang Yu: "I train every day, and my body is strong."

Well, it's good that there is no meat.

Tang's mother: "The Japanese girl you Master Luo mentioned..."

Tang Yu: "Mom, Uncle Luo is a half-way boy, and he listens to wind and rain. Didn't you often say that he has no hair on his mouth and can't do things well?"

Even if you pass this matter.Tang Ma took out her mobile phone and pointed to it.Today's headline: "The Story Zhang Bingfei and Tang Yu Have to Tell"

"What's going on between you and that celebrity Zhang Bingfei?"

Tang Yu: "Mom, I have to say that I really have no story with her."

Tang's mother: "Then why is it still on the headlines? I found a lot of news about her on the Internet. This girl is amazing. She debuted and made many boyfriends. Don't get caught up in it."

In the Internet age and the information society, is there anything that cannot be found?
Tang Yu: "Mom, in fact, she and I just met once on the plane back to China. I have nothing to do with her! I really don't understand things in the entertainment industry."

Tang Ma nodded: "Mom believes you. But you must pay attention!"

Mother always believes in her son unconditionally, not to mention that Tang Yu is a very honest boy in Tang's mother's heart.

Tang Ma suddenly remembered what she said on the phone last time, and asked, "Didn't you say to bring a girlfriend home?"

Tang Yu: "Yes."

Tang's mother: "Where is the sweetheart?"

Tang Yu: "She's still at home in Handong Province."

Hey, it was like jumping from one fire pit to another fire pit.

……

Tang's father shouted outside the house: "Mother, don't talk nonsense. Qiangzi and Weizi are here, Huihui and Concubine Jing are also here."

This time it's the real rescuer!Haha~
Tang's mother: "Go, go, I know you can't stay anymore."

"Ha ha!"

When good friends meet, they are very happy, and they hug for a while.

Tang Ma also came to join in the fun: "Don't leave today, Auntie will cook some dishes for you."

Zheng Wei: "Okay, auntie. It's rare to eat your handicrafts." The first meal Tang Yu came back must be eaten at home, otherwise it would be inappropriate; by the way, he flattered Tang's mother.The eldest brother really knows how to be a man.

"You guys are chatting, auntie is going to cook."

……

Wan Qiang/Zheng Wei: "Uncle, Auntie, here's a toast to you."

"Okay!" Father Tang drank a glass: "The three of you have been good friends since childhood, and you will be good friends for life in the future. You two are a little older than him, so teach him a little more."

Wan Qiang: "Uncle, don't worry."

Tang Yu opened his mouth wide: "Dad, do you even know the words 'good friends'?"

Father Tang: "Now is the Internet society, don't be so old-fashioned, okay? Veteran cadre!"

I went, and the old man said that I am old-fashioned and old cadres, this is the way of the world.

Wan Qiang: "That is, we need to look at problems from the perspective of development."

Father Tang: "Look, Qiangzi is much more sensible than you."

Dad is still more face-saving, and doesn't ask much about work at the dinner table.

But my mother is different.

Tang's mother: "Huihui, Concubine Jing, have you met Xiao Tangzi's girlfriend?"

Will be defenseless: "I have seen it."

Concubine Jing glanced at it for a while, you have something to do.

Sure enough, Tang's mother turned on the machine gun mode: "How is it, is it beautiful? Where are you from? What's your name? Can I talk to you?"

Tang's father looked disgusted: "Oh, why do you ask so much about other young people's affairs?"

Tang's mother: "I care about my son's lifelong affairs, can't I?"

Tang's father: "The son turned to me, but still can't find a wife?"

Tang Yu gave his father a thumbs up.

……

Full of wine and food.

"Dad, Mom, let's go out and play for a while!"

"Go, be safe."

"Boy, don't make trouble!"

(End of this chapter)