The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 113 Nebula
Chaotianmen Shunshui Tea House, the joint property of Wan Qiang, Zheng Wei and Tang Yu.Tang Yu belongs to the kind of being shared.

There was a big photo of the three of them outside the door, all smiling brightly.Cha classmate boy~
Tang Yu: "Am I endorsed again?"

Wan Qiang: "Are you saying that you don't have any shares?"

Zheng Wei: "It's time for a new photo."

Tang Yu: "Okay, you all have a reason."

Wan Qiang: "Go up and have a look at your property."

……

I ran into a guy with glasses in the stairwell.

The glasses brother wondered why that man is so tall?Heck, isn't he the one in the picture?
The glasses brother hurried upstairs: "Hey, wait."

The three of them turned their heads together: "?"

The glasses brother pointed at the tallest person: "Are you Tang Yu?"

Tang Yu: "If you're not sure, then I'm not."

Brother Glasses: "What if I'm sure?"

Tang Yu: "Then I am."

The big brother in the glasses swears: "The horse sells the batch, I have met a living one!"

Tang Yu: "Fortunately, I have been alive."

Brother Glasses: "I played well this season, keep going!"

Tang Yu: "I've been educated again? Go away!"

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"Our Chinese tea is the best!"

Wan Qiang took out a stack of thick paper and put it in front of Tang Yu.

Tang Yu: "What the hell?"

Wan Qiang: "Your schedule. Take a look."

Tang Yu: "No need. I'm going to Handong Province to pick up my sister Lin tomorrow. Also, just help me avoid all important activities in the United States."

Zheng Wei: "Tang Shuai is right, you just help him arrange it."

Wan Qiang: "Poor me, my fat man will lose three catties of meat."

Tang Yu: "Two good brothers, thank you for taking care of me!"

Wan Qiang: "The kid still has a conscience."

Zheng Wei: "I didn't make friends with you two friends for nothing."

……

Tang Yu: "Tell me the news about Sister Lin's family in detail, what happened to his family?"

Wan Qiang: "Have you wanted to ask for a long time?"

Tang Yu: "Don't make trouble."

Wan Qiang: "Ask Viagra about this."

Zheng Wei: "I'll send you all the useful things on WeChat. But her family's affairs are difficult."

Tang Yu: "How to say?"

Zheng Wei looked serious: "I have enough evidence to prove that what happened to their family was caused by Zhao Ruilong."

Tang Yu: "That's easy."

Wan Qiang/Zheng Wei: "?"

Tang Yu lowered his voice: "Zhao Ruilong is going to be unlucky."

Wan Qiang: "I'm stupid, is it credible?"

Zheng Wei: "You can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing."

Tang Yu: "I'll just tell you two about this. People from the State Anti-Corruption Administration are eyeing Zhao Ruilong! That kid will be unlucky sooner or later."

Wan Qiang: "Isn't that his father also..."

Zheng Wei was more cautious and immediately interrupted Wan Qiang: "Don't talk, don't talk about state affairs."

Wan Qiang was speechless, so shut up.

Zheng Wei: "Tang Zai, let's accompany you to Handong tomorrow."

Tang Yu: "No, I'll call you again if necessary."

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Handong Province.

Although it was the first time I came here, I didn't have the heart to look at the scenery. I just wanted to pick up my sister Lin as soon as possible.

Beep, a text message.

"See you at the entrance of New Century Commercial Building on BJ Road."

Tang Yu finally arrived at the designated place.

Beep, another text message.

"See you at the gate of Austin Bar on Shanghai Road!"

What about playing with me?

Well here I am again.What else can you say?

"See you at the entrance of Tianjin Lusmecta BBQ Bar."

Is this... a spy connection?

Well, I'm still here, let's talk, where is the next stop?
beep……

"See you at the entrance of the Louis Vuitton flagship store at 31 Nanjing Road."

I understand, this is the plot of the kidnapper asking for money.

The Louis Vuitton flagship store is here again, any instructions?Why don't I just pick up a daughter-in-law? Why is it more difficult than Zhu Bajie's journey to the West?
beep……

"Smash Zhang Bingfei's advertisement on the glass window behind you!"

what the hell? ? ?

Tang Yu turned his head, and sure enough, there was an advertisement of Zhang Bingfei embedded in the glass.

Zhang Bingfei in the ad is dressed in a light and thin dress, with flaming red lips and a hand-held LV bag. She is so beautiful.

But can I smash it?Tang Yu imagined several consequences for himself.

Consequence [-]: The security guy in the shopping mall has a good temper and asked me to lose money and leave.But the onlookers will definitely laugh at me as an idiot.

Consequence [-]: The security guy in the shopping mall had a bad temper, beat me up and made me lose money and leave.But the onlookers will definitely laugh at me as an idiot.

Consequence [-]: The security guy in the shopping mall was very angry. He beat me up, called the police, and finally let me leave with Qian.But the onlookers will definitely laugh at me as an idiot.

So no matter what the result is, the crowd will laugh at me as an idiot.

Turn off your phone and see if you can reserve my seat?Calmly enter the mall.

……

In front of the Louis Vuitton store.

Lin Xingyun walked out of the door resentfully, strange, why did that person disappear inexplicably?
"Lin Xingyun!" A cold voice came from behind.

"Ah..." Ghost!

Lin Xingyun turned her head away, and Tang Yu was standing behind her angrily.

"You scared me to death!"

"You tossed me for a long time and I didn't say anything."

……

Xingyue is light.

Lin Xingyun's bright eyes turned and turned, turned and turned.This Tang Yu is more handsome than what he saw in the photo, and he is smart, but he is too carefree and annoying!

She looked at Tang Yu, and Tang Yu also looked at her.Lin Xingyun and Lin Yueyun are sisters, with a similarity of more than 95%.It's just that Lin Xingyun is a little shorter and more tender; in terms of personality, Lin Yueyun is more peaceful, and Lin Xingyun is more ghostly.

Lin Xingyun pouted: "Do you want to be my brother-in-law?"

Tang Yu: "You little girl, you know too much."

Lin Xingyun shook his finger: "You don't pass!"

Tang Yu: "I didn't offend you, did I?"

Lin Xingyun: "My sister is very upset with you!"

Tang Yu: "Why do I think you are unhappy with me?"

Lin Xingyun gritted his teeth: "Hmph, I'm just not happy anyway. Because you are a big carrot!"

Inexplicable ah ~
Tang Yu: "What do you know?"

Lin Xingyun: "Everyone in the world knows about it, okay?"

Tang Yu: "I beg you, what's the matter?"

Lin Xingyun: "The matter between you and Zhang Bingfei! Hmph!"

Why is this happening again, I really have nothing to do with her~
Tang Yu: "Sister, I'm so wronged! I really have nothing to do with that Zhang Bingfei! Those newspapers scribbled!"

Lin Xingyun: "I don't know what you think, that Zhang Bingfei is a black hole, how could you get involved with her."

black hole?The little girl now, the language is so rich, so rich that even I can't hold it.

I have no choice but to follow the rhythm of others: "You already know that she is a black hole, how could I have anything to do with her?"

Lin Xingyun: "You men are very dirty!"

Could this girl have suffered some setback in life?Dumped by boyfriend?Hit in the head by God's golden egg?
Tang Yu: "Okay, what do you have to do to believe me?"

Lin Xingyun said ghostly: "Smash the advertisement of Zhang Bingfei in the Louis Vuitton store!"

Why give up treatment?
Tang Yu: "Sister, that's illegal. Don't hurt my brother and me!"

Lin Xingyun: "No way, the negotiation is over!"

"Hey, hey...don't go!"

Lin Xingyun: "Have you figured it out?"

Tang Yu: "Sit, please sit."

Lin Xingyun: "There is only one condition, if you don't agree, you don't have to talk about it."

Tang Yu: "There is no business that cannot be negotiated, only the price that cannot be negotiated. Boss, let's make a price!"

Lin Xingyun: "Okay, I will give in."

Tang Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Grandma, please tell me."

Lin Xingyun: "Replace the advertisement in front of the Louis Vuitton store with yours, and write on it: Lin Yueyun, I love you."

Might as well let me smash it!

"Haha, do you think I opened that LV store?"

Lin Xingyun's eyes were fierce: "Huh?"

"goodbye!"

Why did I have such a savage sister-in-law?
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Lin Xingyun was full of suspicion: "Is it done so quickly?"

"Of course! Don't ask me who I am?"

Tang Yu took out a photo and flicked it in front of Lin Xingyun: "Take a good look, is that person me? Does it say 'Lin Yueyun I love you' on it?"

Lin Xingyun's eyeballs almost fell off: "This is..."

Tang Yu smiled proudly: "The four major magic arts in Asia: Thai sex change surgery, Korean plastic surgery, Japanese make-up surgery, and Chinese PS."

Lin Xingyun: "This is also okay???"

Tang Yu: "You didn't say no!"

Lin Xingyun was completely convinced: "Okay, I have passed this test. You can take care of the rest yourself."

Tang Yu: "How about helping me?"

"goodbye!"

(End of this chapter)