The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 161
"Tang Yu turned into a goalkeeper, cut the ball empty-handed in the penalty area, and the steal turned into an own goal. "

hahaha~
Because NBA stars such as Kobe, Nash and Tang Yu participated in the Rhodey Cup charity football match organized by Ronaldinho. "NBA Times" also made a small report on this friendly match.It also made fun of Tang Yu stealing the ball with his hands in the penalty area.

"Hahahaha..." McConnell almost burst out of laughter.

Tang Yu: "What are you laughing at? Do you understand again?"

McConnell: "You said you didn't ask me for football skills beforehand when you went to the football game?"

Tang Yu: "Are you a master again?"

McConnell: "Of course."

As I said before, McConnell is good at almost every sport except basketball.

Simmons walked into the locker room with his schoolbag on his back. "Boss, Brother Tony, good morning!"

Tang Yu: "Good morning."

McConnell: "Ben, show me the newspaper in your hand?" He wanted to find some jokes about Tang Yu from other newspapers.

Simmons: "Take it."

McConnell took the newspaper and found nothing funny, but saw two bullshit pieces.

2017. Voting ranking for the 2018-320 All-Star Game.As of today, Tang Yu has received the second-most votes in the East, with 340 million votes temporarily behind James' [-] million votes.

2017. Voting ranking for the 2018-370 All-Star Rookie Game.As of today, Ben Simmons has received the highest number of votes in the East, with a total of [-] million votes.

It's good to play next to Tang Yu. Simmons is still a substitute now, and he actually voted first in the All-Star Rookie Game.

McConnell: "You're both awesome."

Simmons: "..."

Tang Yu: "Show me the newspaper?"

After reading the newspaper, Tang Yu said: "Emperor Zhan is still very popular~"

McConnell: "That's enough. It took more than ten years to accumulate the high popularity of King James. It's not bad for you to be ranked second. What else do you want?"

Tang Yu: "Tony, you are half right."

McConnell: "What do you mean?"

Tang Yu reasoned: "People should know contentment, but they can't be limited to contentment."

McConnell: "I don't understand."

Simmons: "Boss has a point."

McConnell: "You know what!"

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Although Zhao Ruilong is finished, there are still people who take over the demolition of the square in the Mengguo block to build a shopping mall.The basketball court in the shopping mall was also taken over by someone, and that person was Tang Yu.

The shopping mall has been completed for two months, and today Tang Yu's basketball stadium also opened smoothly.The smart Nike management opened a branch opposite Tang Yu's basketball stadium.

Tang Yu's new arena opened, and many fans came to join in, and there were huge crowds of people.

"Yo hoo, the new arena is amazing!"

Little Jimmy ran around cheerfully, picked up a basketball from the ground, and threw the ball out from beyond the three-point line with both hands.

DUANG!The ball missed.

Although the ball failed to score, it can be seen that Jimmy's every move is quite good, and he has been trained by Iverson.Maybe he will be another Iverson when he grows up?

Little Tracy also picked up a ball, stood outside the three-point line, felt that the position was too far, and took two steps inward.Feeling that it was still too far away, I took a few more steps with the ball in my arms.After reaching the free throw line, I felt that it was almost done, and pushed the ball out with both hands.

Did not enter.

Little Jimmy: "Tracey, you're so bad."

Tracy: "Hmph~ You didn't make it either!" He ran to pick up the ball again.

……

"Ah! Tang Yu is here!"

"How handsome!"

As soon as Tang Yu arrived at the elevator entrance, the female fans became crazy and rushed over madly!
"Alan, you are so handsome!"

"Answer, I love you!"

Iverson fans are also crazy.So sometimes there is no security to maintain order is still a very dangerous thing.

It's a pity that there is no security guard today. Tang Yu and Iverson thought it was nothing serious.

The two were forced to squeeze into the arena under the madness of the crazy female fans, completely disheveled.

But it's safe to enter the basketball hall. Little Jimmy led his buddies and sisters to maintain order, just like a boy scout.

Iverson touched his head and said quietly: "My peaked cap was taken away."

Tang Yu lifted his pants and quietly replied: "What is this? I even got my belt taken away."

Is it worse?Iverson: "Half of my underwear was torn off..."

Tang Yu: "Haha. No comparison~" I don't even have underwear anymore.

……

Almost there, Tang Yu waved his hand: "My friends, please be quiet."

The female fans were temporarily quiet for a while.

Tang Yu: "This basketball stadium was originally owned by another Chinese owner. Now I bought it."

"Okay, okay..." The female fans applauded again.

What's good?I'm not done yet.Tang Yu waved again to silence everyone.

He went on to say: "This place used to be Menggo Square, and there was a basketball court in the square, and everyone could go there to play for free. Now the square is gone, so I made a decision, our arena is also open to everyone for free. I pay for the management personnel, facilities and equipment! So this is a completely free indoor court, and everyone is welcome to play!"

"Okay!"

"Tang Yu, you are so handsome!"

"Tang Yu, you are so kind!"

Tang Yu continued to introduce: "There is also an automatic drink vending machine over there. If you are hungry, you can buy it. But you have to pay for the drink yourself, haha~"

Hahahaha, the whole hall burst into joyous laughter.

……

Iverson: "The opening hours of the basketball court are from 6 am to 10 pm every day."

"Answer, you are so handsome!"

Female fans are crazy.

Iverson: "I will come to play occasionally, and I hope to compete with you at that time."

Beauty No. [-]: "Will Tang Yu come?"

Iverson: "He is busier than me. But he will come whenever he is free."

Beauty No. [-]: "Great!"

Iverson: "Tang Yu and I are here today, are you interested in playing together?"

Beauty No. [-]: "Okay, okay, let's play together."

……

This game is called Cracking Beauty!

Tang Yu turned around 360 degrees and flew to dunk beauty No. [-].

Iverson dunks the beauty No. [-] with a big windmill with one hand.

Tang Yu hit Beauty No. [-] with his tomahawk, almost scaring her to the point of peeing.

Iverson glided and dunked the beauty No. [-], which directly made the beauty No. [-] magically hindered.

There is no way to play like this!Beauty No. [-] is very smart, and she has new ideas when she turns her head.She shouted: "It's not fair, it's not fair!"

Tang Yu smiled: "Hehe, isn't it fair to fight five against two?"

Beauty No. [-]: "Yeah, there are five of us and two of you, it's not fair to you."

Tang Yu was not fooled by her: "It's fair, we can accept two-on-five."

Beauty No. [-]: "No, it must be fair. You have three more children!"

With the addition of children, Iverson and I dare not move too much. It would be bad if we hurt the children.Beauty must think so.

Boda is not good, and his brain is not bright.Doesn't she know that both Iverson and I have good shots?
Beauty No. [-]: "You two can only pass the ball, and the children must come to throw the ball!"

Tang Yu: Forget it, I'm still too young.

Just do it.

Little Limi patted the ball and got to the basket. Beauty No. [-] was too embarrassed to stop her, and stretched out one hand to defend.

Little Limi held the ball with both hands and slammed it hard on the backboard, but the ball hadn't reached the bottom edge of the backboard.A little girl's strength is small.

"Ha ha!"

Beauty No. [-] happily grabs the rebound.It was shipped beyond the three-point line and assigned to Beauty No. [-].

Beauty No. [-] patted the ball and walked slowly to the basket.Tang Yu looked at her two swaying big balls, and was embarrassed to stop them.I'm too embarrassed to open my hands, what if she pounces on me?After all, we are people with girlfriends~
Beauty No. [-] "passed" Tang Yu and made an easy layup.

……

Tang Yu served the ball to Little Jimmy: "Little Jimmy, show me one!"

Little Jimmy: "OK! Look at mine."

Little Jimmy is short and hard to catch. Belle No. [-] bends over and pounces around like a chick, but he can't catch a single hair of him.

Little Jimmy dribbled the ball well, ran around Beauty Five, and retreated outside the three-point line.

"Hey!"

Cannonball!
Three points!
"Haha!" Tang Yu laughed, and clapped hands with little Jimmy: "Dude, that's amazing."

Little Jimmy: "Don't underestimate me, I'm six years old!"

(End of this chapter)