The King of NBA2K Trash Talk
Chapter 162 Your Emperor and My King (1)
Chapter 162 Your Emperor and My King (1)
The first game of the new season is the Cavaliers. The 76ers have been looking forward to this game for a long time. This is a battle of revenge that is bound to be won.
Tang Yu's mentality was relatively peaceful at first, but his father came to the United States at this time.If you don't want to win the game, you can't do it. If you lose the game, where will you put your face?
++++++++++++++++++++
Regardless of you, Emperor Zhan, I am the champion of Tang boxing, Zhan vs. Tang, emperor vs. king, I am the craziest in the alliance!
……
Tang's father and Tang's mother sat behind the 76ers bench.Watching my son play live for the first time, I was a little excited.
Coach Brown clapped his hands: "Guys, it doesn't make sense not to win the Cavaliers at home. Whether we can go further in the playoffs this year depends on whether we can pass the Cavaliers. Today is the first meeting. Come on everyone!"
"come on!"
……
James, Tang Yu, the two confronted each other and their eyes met.
James never imagined that this Chinese kid who didn't look very awesome a year ago would grow so fast, and now he has begun to threaten his No.1 status in the league.But No. 1 in the league is not something you can think of. Durant, Curry, Westbrook, Leonard, which one of these people doesn't dream every day to pull me off the throne of the emperor?But who among them succeeded in the end?
Tang Yu looked at James squarely: Zhan Huang, you sat in that position for too long!It's time for some buddies to sit down.The league is changing!
James: "Champion, it's a waste of talent for you to play basketball."
Tang Yu: "Zhan Huang, it's Hollywood's loss if you don't act."
James: "See the truth on the court!"
Tang Yu: "I want to win today."
Zhan Huang smiled with his mouth crooked.I, James, often lose. I have lost four times in the seven finals, but who dares to say that I am not No.1 in the league?Lose count as a bird?
……
Cavaliers starting lineup: point guard Rose, shooting guard JR Smith, offensive small forward LeBron James, defensive small forward Crowder, power forward center Love.
Little Thomas?Butt injury is not over yet.
Wade?The old man, who was waived by Hayward when he played against the Celtics, had to rest for a month.
T Thompson?Zhan Huang really wanted to kick him away, but no fool took over.Just play as a substitute~
jump ball.
Where can Love beat Adams?
Adams jumped high and slapped Tang Yu with one hand to save face.
Under normal circumstances, Tang Yu would pass the ball to Iverson, but not today.After all, his parents are here, so he has to score the first goal.
Everyone in the 76ers is very face-saving and feels that this is completely taken for granted.
The teammates have given face so much, the first goal must be scored.Since you have to score, you have to find a way to score 100%.
Is there any 100% way to score goals?No!When it comes to dunks and dunks.
Then the next best thing is to find an easy way to score, pick and roll!
Claude defends Tang Yu, if the big man picks and rolls, maybe it will be Zhan Huang; it will be even more difficult to get in, Zhan Huang must defend the first offense.
So Tang Yu winked at Iverson.
Iverson understood and took the initiative to run to Tang Yu.As soon as the two changed positions, Iverson helped Tang Yu block Claude.
Tang Yu went inside, facing his brother Ross.Sorry, I didn't mean to crush you on purpose.
Anyway, be on guard.Rose opened his hands to defend, ready to withdraw at any time.
Tang Yu took the first step and carried Rose's chest with his shoulders.
"Fuck!" Rose couldn't bear it at all, and was knocked back with one step.Still keep the hair, quickly retreat.
Zhan Huang is smart, sees clearly, and analyzes well: whoever guards against this rhythm will die, and it will not work.
Tang Yu flies freely into the sky, twirling flowers lightly, what he wants is to be elegant, and what he wants to play is to be handsome.
The 76ers cheered from the bench, scored the first goal, and finally could sit down.
……
Father Tang nodded in satisfaction: "Well, the boy is not bad. You can apply Tai Chi to basketball."
Tang's mother: "Don't bring everything to your Tai Chi, okay?"
Father Tang: "If you don't understand, don't tell me, okay?"
Tang's mother: "You understand."
Tang's father is half a fan now, and he couldn't bear Tang's mother's ridicule, so he had to fool around and go back: "Do you know what the tactic is called in basketball? The pick-and-roll tactic!"
Tang Ma: "So what?"
Father Tang: "Don't you understand? What is Taiji about? Use softness to overcome strength. The pick-and-roll tactic is to avoid the enemy's edge and attack its weakness. Isn't this the same as Taiji?"
Tang's mother: "I didn't see it."
Tang's father was furious: "Haven't you noticed? Just now Xiao Yuzi didn't directly fight against the big man James, but switched to a small man with the help of his teammates, and finally scored the ball. This is the way of Tai Chi."
Tang's mother: "I see, so Tai Chi is picking up soft persimmons and pinching them!"
Father Tang's black face: "Watch the football!"
……
James' "Overlord Suppression" layup, no one dared to stop him.Ben Simmons, who just came off the bench, was even a little intimidated by James' strong aura.
Tang Yu roared angrily: "What are you looking at? Defense!" After speaking, he rushed out by himself.
Simmons: "Huh?"
Before he could react, Tang Yu had already met James.
"Humph!"
With a sneer, James stood up from the ground with majesty!
I won't hide, that will only fuel your arrogance.Besides, it is because there are too many weak people in the league that people like James are so arrogant.
James scored the ball in the fourth step, and Tang Yu also sent a shooting foul.
Tang's father smiled and nodded: "Good boy, dare to challenge the strong, only in this way can we progress faster!"
As expected of a dear father, he can give such a high evaluation even when his son fouls.
2+1 is scored.James smiled: "Champion, have backbone!"
……
With a score of 22:20, the 76ers currently lead by 2 points.
Tang Yu took the ball 45 degrees to the left of the three-point line.That position was not within his shooting range, and Claude stood in the three-pointer, blocking Tang Yu's approach in advance.
Tang Yu smiled slightly, took a step with the dribble, changed the ball to his left hand, and suddenly slapped the ball behind Claude, who passed by from the other side.
The ball is divided!
Tang Yu once again applied football skills to basketball.
There was a burst of cheers from the audience!After all, this is the home court, and such scenes are really rare. In the entire NBA, Tang Yu is the only one who has the skills and courage to use human balls to pass this trick.
Seeing that Tang Yu passed Claude, James had to let Simmons come over.Tang Yu grabbed the ball with one hand and threw it on the ground seemingly casually. The ball bounced through James' crotch and flew towards Simmons.
Simmons took the ball in one step, jumped up, flew over the basket, drew an arc with one hand, and dunked the ball in with a backhand.
Pretty!
24:20
……
JR Smith received the pass from Zhan Huang, raised his hand and shot, it was really cool to be able to shoot Tang Yu from the three-pointer!
Fuck you, you thought you were Curry?
Tang Yu slapped the ball away, and laughed, "The shot is too slow!"
JR Smith choked back: "Do you know how to make three-pointers? Stupid x!"
Tang Yu: "I don't know who was hated? I just can't understand you, I just want to hat you, do you agree?"
JR Smith: "You remember me!"
Tang Yu: "Little man!"
……
JR Smith and Tang Yu have been married for a long time.
For the first time, JR Smith tiptoed Tang Yu, but was trampled by Tang Yu with internal strength and suffered a foot injury, so he rested for a month.
The second time, JR Smith hurt Adams in a bad way, but Tang Yu elbowed him into a concussion and rested for another week. (Before the game, three punks were asked to harass Tang Yu.)
For this kind of morally corrupt scum, he must be insulted!We now have a bounce score of 99, take advantage of it.
Tang Yu and Iverson switched positions, then switched positions with Anderson, and went beyond the three-point line to face JR Smith.
JR Smith: "Shoot, you shoot a three-pointer! Can't you? Stupid bird!"
Tang Yu: "You are a bitch!"
He rushed forward, not against JR Smith, and took off and flew directly when he was two steps away from JR Smith.When flying above his head, he changed hands between his crotch, glides two meters, and dunks in angrily!
The crotch changed hands!
Wow!The audience roared!
It's been a long time since I saw the crotch changing hands!
"Wow, quack quack quack...the boss is mighty!" Iverson became excited when he saw it.
Tang's father: "You can't take away your aspirations, that person should be angry. The kid has a grudge against him, right?"
Sure enough, there was a commotion on the court.
Father Tang: "Boy, calm down and let the referee deal with him."
Tang Ma: "Stop reading, he can't hear you again."
Back to the field.
JR Smith was turned down by Tang Yu's crotch, and became angry from embarrassment. No matter how much he had suffered in the past, he pushed Tang Yu when he went up.
"I am going to kill you!!!"
Tang Yu actually wanted to slap him, but considering that his father was watching, he didn't want to fight, so he endured it.
Putting his hands behind his back, Tang Yu asked with a smile: "Silly X, do you want to hit me? Come on!"
Teammates on both sides hurried up to hold both sides.But JR Smith is still relentless, he can't bear this kind of insult!
The referee also hurried over.
JR Smith rushed the villain to complain first: "Referee, he hit me!"
How could there be such a person?too disgusting!Referee: "Do you fucking think I'm blind? How did he hit you with his hands behind his back? How dare he frame you?"
JR Smith: "You try to scold me again?"
Referee: "What do you want?"
JR Smith throws his fist!
Do a bird thing!James grabbed JR Smith and yelled: "Are you stupid? Hit the referee? Do you want to be expelled from the league?"
Referee: "Expelled! Evicted!! Evicted!!!"
(End of this chapter)
The first game of the new season is the Cavaliers. The 76ers have been looking forward to this game for a long time. This is a battle of revenge that is bound to be won.
Tang Yu's mentality was relatively peaceful at first, but his father came to the United States at this time.If you don't want to win the game, you can't do it. If you lose the game, where will you put your face?
++++++++++++++++++++
Regardless of you, Emperor Zhan, I am the champion of Tang boxing, Zhan vs. Tang, emperor vs. king, I am the craziest in the alliance!
……
Tang's father and Tang's mother sat behind the 76ers bench.Watching my son play live for the first time, I was a little excited.
Coach Brown clapped his hands: "Guys, it doesn't make sense not to win the Cavaliers at home. Whether we can go further in the playoffs this year depends on whether we can pass the Cavaliers. Today is the first meeting. Come on everyone!"
"come on!"
……
James, Tang Yu, the two confronted each other and their eyes met.
James never imagined that this Chinese kid who didn't look very awesome a year ago would grow so fast, and now he has begun to threaten his No.1 status in the league.But No. 1 in the league is not something you can think of. Durant, Curry, Westbrook, Leonard, which one of these people doesn't dream every day to pull me off the throne of the emperor?But who among them succeeded in the end?
Tang Yu looked at James squarely: Zhan Huang, you sat in that position for too long!It's time for some buddies to sit down.The league is changing!
James: "Champion, it's a waste of talent for you to play basketball."
Tang Yu: "Zhan Huang, it's Hollywood's loss if you don't act."
James: "See the truth on the court!"
Tang Yu: "I want to win today."
Zhan Huang smiled with his mouth crooked.I, James, often lose. I have lost four times in the seven finals, but who dares to say that I am not No.1 in the league?Lose count as a bird?
……
Cavaliers starting lineup: point guard Rose, shooting guard JR Smith, offensive small forward LeBron James, defensive small forward Crowder, power forward center Love.
Little Thomas?Butt injury is not over yet.
Wade?The old man, who was waived by Hayward when he played against the Celtics, had to rest for a month.
T Thompson?Zhan Huang really wanted to kick him away, but no fool took over.Just play as a substitute~
jump ball.
Where can Love beat Adams?
Adams jumped high and slapped Tang Yu with one hand to save face.
Under normal circumstances, Tang Yu would pass the ball to Iverson, but not today.After all, his parents are here, so he has to score the first goal.
Everyone in the 76ers is very face-saving and feels that this is completely taken for granted.
The teammates have given face so much, the first goal must be scored.Since you have to score, you have to find a way to score 100%.
Is there any 100% way to score goals?No!When it comes to dunks and dunks.
Then the next best thing is to find an easy way to score, pick and roll!
Claude defends Tang Yu, if the big man picks and rolls, maybe it will be Zhan Huang; it will be even more difficult to get in, Zhan Huang must defend the first offense.
So Tang Yu winked at Iverson.
Iverson understood and took the initiative to run to Tang Yu.As soon as the two changed positions, Iverson helped Tang Yu block Claude.
Tang Yu went inside, facing his brother Ross.Sorry, I didn't mean to crush you on purpose.
Anyway, be on guard.Rose opened his hands to defend, ready to withdraw at any time.
Tang Yu took the first step and carried Rose's chest with his shoulders.
"Fuck!" Rose couldn't bear it at all, and was knocked back with one step.Still keep the hair, quickly retreat.
Zhan Huang is smart, sees clearly, and analyzes well: whoever guards against this rhythm will die, and it will not work.
Tang Yu flies freely into the sky, twirling flowers lightly, what he wants is to be elegant, and what he wants to play is to be handsome.
The 76ers cheered from the bench, scored the first goal, and finally could sit down.
……
Father Tang nodded in satisfaction: "Well, the boy is not bad. You can apply Tai Chi to basketball."
Tang's mother: "Don't bring everything to your Tai Chi, okay?"
Father Tang: "If you don't understand, don't tell me, okay?"
Tang's mother: "You understand."
Tang's father is half a fan now, and he couldn't bear Tang's mother's ridicule, so he had to fool around and go back: "Do you know what the tactic is called in basketball? The pick-and-roll tactic!"
Tang Ma: "So what?"
Father Tang: "Don't you understand? What is Taiji about? Use softness to overcome strength. The pick-and-roll tactic is to avoid the enemy's edge and attack its weakness. Isn't this the same as Taiji?"
Tang's mother: "I didn't see it."
Tang's father was furious: "Haven't you noticed? Just now Xiao Yuzi didn't directly fight against the big man James, but switched to a small man with the help of his teammates, and finally scored the ball. This is the way of Tai Chi."
Tang's mother: "I see, so Tai Chi is picking up soft persimmons and pinching them!"
Father Tang's black face: "Watch the football!"
……
James' "Overlord Suppression" layup, no one dared to stop him.Ben Simmons, who just came off the bench, was even a little intimidated by James' strong aura.
Tang Yu roared angrily: "What are you looking at? Defense!" After speaking, he rushed out by himself.
Simmons: "Huh?"
Before he could react, Tang Yu had already met James.
"Humph!"
With a sneer, James stood up from the ground with majesty!
I won't hide, that will only fuel your arrogance.Besides, it is because there are too many weak people in the league that people like James are so arrogant.
James scored the ball in the fourth step, and Tang Yu also sent a shooting foul.
Tang's father smiled and nodded: "Good boy, dare to challenge the strong, only in this way can we progress faster!"
As expected of a dear father, he can give such a high evaluation even when his son fouls.
2+1 is scored.James smiled: "Champion, have backbone!"
……
With a score of 22:20, the 76ers currently lead by 2 points.
Tang Yu took the ball 45 degrees to the left of the three-point line.That position was not within his shooting range, and Claude stood in the three-pointer, blocking Tang Yu's approach in advance.
Tang Yu smiled slightly, took a step with the dribble, changed the ball to his left hand, and suddenly slapped the ball behind Claude, who passed by from the other side.
The ball is divided!
Tang Yu once again applied football skills to basketball.
There was a burst of cheers from the audience!After all, this is the home court, and such scenes are really rare. In the entire NBA, Tang Yu is the only one who has the skills and courage to use human balls to pass this trick.
Seeing that Tang Yu passed Claude, James had to let Simmons come over.Tang Yu grabbed the ball with one hand and threw it on the ground seemingly casually. The ball bounced through James' crotch and flew towards Simmons.
Simmons took the ball in one step, jumped up, flew over the basket, drew an arc with one hand, and dunked the ball in with a backhand.
Pretty!
24:20
……
JR Smith received the pass from Zhan Huang, raised his hand and shot, it was really cool to be able to shoot Tang Yu from the three-pointer!
Fuck you, you thought you were Curry?
Tang Yu slapped the ball away, and laughed, "The shot is too slow!"
JR Smith choked back: "Do you know how to make three-pointers? Stupid x!"
Tang Yu: "I don't know who was hated? I just can't understand you, I just want to hat you, do you agree?"
JR Smith: "You remember me!"
Tang Yu: "Little man!"
……
JR Smith and Tang Yu have been married for a long time.
For the first time, JR Smith tiptoed Tang Yu, but was trampled by Tang Yu with internal strength and suffered a foot injury, so he rested for a month.
The second time, JR Smith hurt Adams in a bad way, but Tang Yu elbowed him into a concussion and rested for another week. (Before the game, three punks were asked to harass Tang Yu.)
For this kind of morally corrupt scum, he must be insulted!We now have a bounce score of 99, take advantage of it.
Tang Yu and Iverson switched positions, then switched positions with Anderson, and went beyond the three-point line to face JR Smith.
JR Smith: "Shoot, you shoot a three-pointer! Can't you? Stupid bird!"
Tang Yu: "You are a bitch!"
He rushed forward, not against JR Smith, and took off and flew directly when he was two steps away from JR Smith.When flying above his head, he changed hands between his crotch, glides two meters, and dunks in angrily!
The crotch changed hands!
Wow!The audience roared!
It's been a long time since I saw the crotch changing hands!
"Wow, quack quack quack...the boss is mighty!" Iverson became excited when he saw it.
Tang's father: "You can't take away your aspirations, that person should be angry. The kid has a grudge against him, right?"
Sure enough, there was a commotion on the court.
Father Tang: "Boy, calm down and let the referee deal with him."
Tang Ma: "Stop reading, he can't hear you again."
Back to the field.
JR Smith was turned down by Tang Yu's crotch, and became angry from embarrassment. No matter how much he had suffered in the past, he pushed Tang Yu when he went up.
"I am going to kill you!!!"
Tang Yu actually wanted to slap him, but considering that his father was watching, he didn't want to fight, so he endured it.
Putting his hands behind his back, Tang Yu asked with a smile: "Silly X, do you want to hit me? Come on!"
Teammates on both sides hurried up to hold both sides.But JR Smith is still relentless, he can't bear this kind of insult!
The referee also hurried over.
JR Smith rushed the villain to complain first: "Referee, he hit me!"
How could there be such a person?too disgusting!Referee: "Do you fucking think I'm blind? How did he hit you with his hands behind his back? How dare he frame you?"
JR Smith: "You try to scold me again?"
Referee: "What do you want?"
JR Smith throws his fist!
Do a bird thing!James grabbed JR Smith and yelled: "Are you stupid? Hit the referee? Do you want to be expelled from the league?"
Referee: "Expelled! Evicted!! Evicted!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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