The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 189
at home.

Tang Yu lay comfortably on the sofa and lived a rare life as an emperor~
"Aifei, go get me a bunch of grapes."

"Yes."

"Sister Lin, don't spoil him so much!"

……

Smelling a sticky fragrance, Tang Yu felt a bad feeling in his heart.

Sure enough, Pu Zhenyin boiled a big pot of chicken soup: "Handsome guy, Smecta chicken soup with Korean ginseng paste~"

Tang Yu shook his head: "Miss sister, I can't hold such a big pot."

Ogawa Asuka jumped out, holding a lunch box in her hand: "Tangtang, this is the cod porridge I specially prepared for you."

Tang Yu waved his hand: "Xiangxiang, come here."

"what?"

"Come here~"

Ogawa Asuka walked over uncertainly.

"Put your ears close."

"Oh?"

"Forget about the cod porridge. You can push me tonight, it will cure all diseases!"

"Hey!" Ogawa Asuka knocked Tang Yu onto the sofa with a hand knife in karate.

Lin Yueyun: "Brother Yu, what bad things did you say in Dui Xiangxiang again!"

Ogawa Asuka quickly waved her hand: "No, no, absolutely not! I testify!"

Lin Yueyun: "You and him just wear a pair of pants, hehe."

Asuka Ogawa: "Unless he is abnormal, he won't be able to fit my panties."

I'm not a lady dresser!Tang Yu: "..."

Lin Yueyun: "By the way, that Star Wu should go back."

It seems that his surname is Lu?Tang Yu: "Let him go back, he will stay here for a long time."

"I really want to live another 500 years..."

Caller ID: Coach Brown's phone.

Tang Yu answered the phone: "Hey, Mr. Coach, what's the matter?"

Coach Brown replied angrily: "What else can happen, your injury report has come out."

Tang Yu: "Oh, there must be no big problem. I don't know my own situation."

Coach Brown: "Fortunately for your life, the appraisal result: there is no damage to the tissue structure."

Tang Yu: "Great, I can play the next game too!"

Coach Brown: "No, you are still seriously injured, so don't fight in the next game."

Tang Yu understands that Coach Brown is seizing the opportunity to rest him in rotation, and it is an honest reason!

Tang Yu refused in his heart: "No, the next game is so important, I must play."

Coach Brown: "It's just playing the Lakers. It's not that important, is it?"

Tang Yu: "Please, that's a player. Who in the league doesn't want to be a player now? That's the man who surpassed Jordan in World War I."

Coach Brown laughed loudly: "Hahahaha... You can't go up anyway!"

Tang Yu: "Didn't discuss it?"

Coach Brown: "No discussion!"

……

"I really want to live another 500 years..."

Who is it?

Ross!

Tang Yu: "Lao Luo, are you concerned about me?"

Rose: "I care about my brothers and sisters, I'm afraid you will wither~"

Tang Yu: "Get out of here, you just hurt your foot, not your third foot."

Ross: "I heard you can't die like this, so be it!"

Tang Yu: "I'll wait until the end to beat you."

Beep, beep, beep... More than three sentences to hang up, Ross has already hung up the phone.

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It's not all bad to get hurt, at least there is a rare moment of peace.It's also good to just look at those three girls so comfortably.

Tang Yu shook his feet: "Are you all free today? Why don't you go out?"

Lin Yueyun: "It's rare for you to be injured once, and we all have to stay at home with you."

It's better to have as few injuries as possible.Tang Yu: "..."

Ogawa Asuka: "Yes, you are always flying around, and I can't see you for one third of the year. I regret it..."

Tang Yu: "What do you regret?"

Ogawa Asuka: "I regret why I like you, hehe..."

Park Jung Yoon: "It's just right that you regret it, bye! I won't give it away~"

Ogawa Asuka chuckled and didn't move.

Lin Yueyun looked at Ogawa Asuka with round eyes, did she regret what she agreed?Why don't you leave?
Ogawa Asuka: "I regret it now! Quack~"

Tang Yu suddenly had a good proposal: "Which of you will accompany me to build a baby tonight?" If you have a baby, you can't regret it!

"No way."

"Don't~"

"dream!"

Tang Yu was not embarrassed at all, full of confidence: "Got it, you must want the three of you to have a baby with me!"

"We are still young, we don't want BABY!"

"Three together, no!"

"Forget it, go to sleep!" Tang Yu closed his eyes and lay down on the sofa like a dead person.

Pu Zhenyin: "Don't sleep, go for a walk."

Tang Yu opened one eye: "Coach Brown said that I was seriously injured and I won't be able to play in the next game. What if someone sees me when I go out?"

Asuka Ogawa: "I will scold Coach Brown for taking turns off you!"

Tang Yu: "That's right."

Ogawa Asuka: "I won't scold you anyway, what are you afraid of?"

Tang Yu buckled his head: "Yes, it makes sense, let's go for a walk."

Lin Yueyun: "No, let's recuperate at home!"

Tang Yu: "I can't control that much anymore, let's go!"

Ogawa Asuka: "How about pushing a wheelchair out?"

Pu Zhenyin slapped Ogawa Asuka's mouth shut: "Please don't be crowed."

……

Tired of playing at the beach, let a group of four drive to the Wetland Park to play.There are few people there, so it is not easy to be found by others.

In the clear water of the lake, there are two lonely lotus leaves floating.Two ducklings were swimming happily in the lake.

Ogawa Asuka screamed excitedly: "Come and see, little duck, little duck!"

Pu Zhenyin: "Have you never seen a duck?"

Asuka Ogawa: "There are no rural areas in Japan, unlike South Korea where there are rural areas everywhere."

Pu Zhenyin was killed in seconds.

Suddenly, Pu Zhenyin discovered something: "Those are obviously two little pheasants, but you said they are ducks. It's terrible to be uneducated!"

Ogawa Asuka: "Can the little pheasant swim? It's really scary to be uneducated! Haha~"

Pu Zhenyin: "Could the duckling's mouth be pointed? Anyway, you are uneducated."

Ogawa Asuka rubbed her eyes, I'll go, the beaks of those two strange birds are really pointed!Her mind was spinning quickly, and Ogawa Asuka already understood what was going on: "I know, they are ugly ducklings! When they grow up, they will become white swans, and the white swan's beak is pointed! Isn't that what it says in fairy tales?"

Park Jung Yoon: "'The Ugly Duckling' is a Danish fairy tale, but this is the United States too~ can there be some culture?"

Tang Yu walked over and took a look: "Xiangxiang. The white swan is also a swan, and the goose's beak is also flat! Only our Chinese cranes have pointed beaks."

Ogawa Asuka: "So these are two little cranes?"

Tang Yu: "Smart!"

"Hehehe..." Lin Yueyun couldn't help laughing: "Xiangxiang, he lied to you. These are not cranes, but a pair of mandarin ducks~"

Ogawa Asuka: "What kind of bird is a mandarin duck?"

Lin Yueyun: "It is said that mandarin ducks are transformed by a pair of desperate lovers. They cannot be a pair in life, but they turn into mandarin ducks after death, and then they can be together forever."

Ogawa Asuka wiped her nose: "It's so touching. Aren't we just two pairs of fateful mandarin ducks?"

Lin Yueyun: "I don't want it. You and Sister Pu will be female CPs."

Park Jung Yoon: "Who wants to form a CP with her~"

Tang Yu laughed: "Xiangxiang, that's not a mandarin duck."

Ogawa Asuka: "Huh?"

Lin Yueyun: "Brother Yu, you are talking nonsense. That is a mandarin duck!"

Tang Yu said very seriously: "Mandarin ducks are birds unique to our China. Where can we find them in the United States?"

Lin Yueyun: "So?"

Tang Yu: "They are a pair of quails."

Lin Yueyun has been conquered!
From then on, we are no longer a pair of fateful mandarin ducks, but a pair of fateful quails!

(End of this chapter)