The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 190 Brother Qiu's Shame

Someone once conducted a survey: Who is the most annoying in the NBA?

Some people say Cousins, some say Green, some say James, some say Tang Yu, some say Popovich... Anyway, they all say their own things.There is no conclusion~
Whose dad is the most hated in the NBA?

The answer is surprisingly consistent: ball brother Ball - Lonzo's father "ball father".

Everyone else is cheating, but Lonzo Ball was cheated by his father.

……

It is true that you need to be high-profile in the NBA, otherwise people will regard you as a coward; but Lonzo's father is too high-profile, so there is some meaning of death in it.

Before his debut, Lonzo was praised by his father to surpass Jordan, the god of basketball.Now that Lonzo has really entered the league, almost everyone in the league likes the ball when they play the Lakers.He was so angry that even his own mother and godfather didn't know him anymore!
So now there is a new game called: Eat, Sleep, Play Ball.

Affected by Lonzo, the Lakers are really miserable. So far, they are ranked 14th in the West, and the playoffs are getting farther and farther away...

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Today is the day when the 76ers play the Lakers away.

Even though Tang Yu was "injured", he was still wearing a suit and tie, and came to the game full of expectations.Big Brother, this game has to be watched!

Before the game, Tang Yu took the initiative to greet Magic Johnson.

Tang Yu: "Old man, hello!"

Johnson: "Boy, how is Hedge?"

Speaking of which, I haven't seen him for a month.Tang Yu: "As usual, I can't die."

Johnson: "Talk to him, let him help me tune up Lonzo Ball when he is free."

Tang Yu: "Haha, isn't there a big tree as big as you covering him? Why do you need Heiqi~"

Johnson shook his head: "I can't stand him having such an awesome father! Even if Chamberlain is alive, he can't stand him."

Tang Yu: "That's right. Good luck."

Johnson: "Don't forget what I told you!"

Tang Yu: "I can't forget, I should go back. Otherwise, others will say that I am collaborating with the enemy. Haha~"

Johnson: "Little brat."

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Game start!
Because Tang Yu was "injured", Simmons was mentioned in the starting position today.

Today's protagonist is ball brother Ball Lonzo, there is no one.People like Tang Yu who wear suits are not even considered supporting roles, they are just passers-by who watch the protagonist get beaten.

Brother Lang Zuo dribbled the ball to the top of the arc and slowly directed his teammates to move. "A little bit in, a little bit in."

Iverson try to block

Lopez felt a little nervous, you little kid, what do you know.Don't you just rely on a godfather?
There is no way, if Magic Johnson puts down his words, he must obey the command of Brother Ball on the court.Lopez slowly went in, Adams beckoned him, pushed him out as far as possible.

Lopez took one step to the left, one step to the right, then suddenly turned around and walked around behind Adams!
good chance!
Lonzo shook his hand and quickly shot the ball towards Lopez, seeing that the assist was coming soon~
But Simmons next door straddled out and stretched his hand as far as possible.Relying on the force of the fingertips, he poked the ball out.

Brother Qiu made a mistake.

Iverson glared at Lonzo angrily, and said fiercely, "Jordan is the person I admire the most!"

Say something inexplicable, Lang Zuo: "What's wrong?"

Iverson: "But you disrespected him."

Lang Zuo hastily denied: "I don't have any."

Iverson: "Your father said you have surpassed Jordan?"

Lang Zuo: "What he said is not what I said."

"I do not care!"

Iverson swayed his shoulders to the left, tiptoed, and floated out from Lonzo's right.Soar through the air and push the ball against Caldwell!

Brother Qiu was beaten once.

Redick patted the ball with his right hand and pointed to Lonzo with his left: "I heard you surpassed Jordan?"

Lonzo was about to cry: "I never said that, big brother. Why did the whole league use this sentence against me?"

Reddick said, "If you don't listen to the scriptures, you won't listen."

Redick feinted a shot. Before Lonzo was shot, he jumped up and started to shoot.

Brother Qiu was shot in the face once.

Lonzo is not all useless, grabbed 1 rebound, assisted Ingram once, and assisted Larry Nance II once.

Pass the ball to Ingram, staring at Redick and Iverson rushing towards him, and quietly go around the three-point line behind the three.With a wave of his hand, Ingram couldn't see it.Lang Zuo shouted anxiously: "Pass me, I have an empty seat!"

Ingram was last year's deputy squad leader anyway, and he still has this quality. He lobbed the ball back to Lonzo from the heads of Redick and Iverson.

Lonzo took the ball and was about to shoot a three-pointer.Lang Zuo jumped quite high, with his hands crooked and his neck twisted, his posture was very, very weird.But there is another advantage of his weird posture, that is, it is not easy to be covered!Because the movements were so weird that those who guarded him couldn't bear to look directly at him.

But Ibaka happened to be on the left of Lonzo, reached out and knocked the ball away.

"Haha, it's the same if you can't cover Jordan and cover you!" Even a straightforward guy like Ibaka would make jokes about "Jordan", which shows how much the players in the league hate Qiu Ge and his father.

Brother Qiu really regrets, regretting why there is such a father.He made up his mind that he must make an announcement after returning today: I, Johnson Jordan (formerly known as Lonzo Ball), have only two fathers in my life, my real father is Jordan, and my godfather is Johnson.As for the guy named Qiu Dad, I am his uncle.
Brother Qiu was blocked once.

Brother Qiu got off, and Brother Qiu got on again.

Rondo took the ball and looked at Brother Qiu seriously.

Brother Qiu tightened his freckled face, and said in a low voice, "I never said that I surpassed Jordan, do you believe it?"

Rondo: "I believe."

Lang Zuo breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally someone believes in me."

Rondo: "I believe you can surpass DeAndre Jordan."

With a false pass from behind, Rondo easily passed Lonzo and scored with a throw!

Lang Zuo was raped for the second time, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, why is it too urgent to be tormented by the same roots?
Rondo: "Beyond Michael? Next life!"

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When Lonzo came again, he was numb: No matter what you say, I am Lonzo!Jordan?It is none of my business……

Rondo's defense among point guards is top-notch, with good footwork, and does not allow Lonzo to have any shots or breakthrough opportunities.

Lonzo observed Ingram's position, grabbed the ball, and prepared to pass.

Henderson suddenly jumped to Lonzo's side and yelled, "Jordan is here!"

You sister, you scared me to death.Lonzo hit the ball with both hands, and the ball flew towards the sideline in a daze.

Ingram: "Brother? What did you pass on???"

Lonzo: "I..."

Lonzo took the initiative to make a mistake for the first time, and made a combined mistake for the second time.

Jordan in the stands showed a happy smile.Make such a low-level mistake, and still want to surpass me?Next life!

……

Brother Qiu scored a three-pointer in anger, very relieved.

Brother Qiu assisted Nance II again, and relieved his anger again.

Redick missed a three-pointer, and Ball cleverly grabbed the rebound.

Dribbling the ball over the center line, the Lakers timed out.

114:98, the game is basically over.

Marshal Wharton replaced all the main players of the Lakers and surrendered.

……

McConnell came on the court, dribbled the ball past the Lakers bench, and yelled: "Where is the guy who surpassed Jordan? Come out! I'm going to blow him up!"

Brother Qiu has a dumbfounded look on his face, I'm all fucked up, and he still wants to piss me off.Is there any reason!
(End of this chapter)