The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 217 Nightclub Prince
In the fourth quarter, all the starting players of the 76ers sat on the bench.Only Ben Simmons was left to lead the team on the court.

Coach Brown is so trustworthy, I will play the main force first, you can figure it out~
Tang Yu, Redick, Ibaka and others sat on the bench and laughed. It was too easy to win this game.Three quarters of the playoffs, I can't even think about it...

Tang Yu was even better, and he played two quarters in the whole game. 18 points, 4 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 blocks, 1 steal... Although the data set a new low for Tang Yu in the playoffs, the efficiency is so high that it is scary to think about it.

麦康诺一记三分投中，比赛只有最后28秒，76人138：101领先37分。

The Orlando players are so frustrated, there's really nothing to do in this damn game.

At the end of the game, the two sides greeted each other.

Jonathan Simmons: "Congratulations, my brother."

Ben Simmons put his arms around Jonathan Simmons and asked: "The Simmons fight is not going to stop, it's going to continue, right?"

Jonathan Simmons: "Of course, I won't let you go, haha~"

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A perfect series, of course Tang Yu was happy to go to the press conference after the game.

Coach Brown's interview is over, and it's Tang Yu and Ben Simmons' turn to be tortured.

Ben Simmons is relatively silent, and his wrist is not as big as Tang Yu. Of course, Tedes is willing to wrestle with his old friend Tang Yu.

Tides: "Don, congratulations on sweeping the Magic 4-0 and becoming the first team to advance to the second round of the playoffs."

Tang Yu: "Thank you, you are here."

Tides: "It's that simple, don't say anything else?"

Tang Yu gave Simmons a chance to speak: "I'm tired, you can ask my brother Ben. He performed very well today."

Tides: "Ben, what do you think of the 4-0 sweep of the Magic? The opponent is too weak, so you don't have any sense of accomplishment?"

This person is too bad, he will dig a hole as soon as he comes up!
Simmons: "You can't say that. We can only say that we are too strong. At the same time, we also played very hard, so we have the current result."

Such an answer can only be regarded as qualified.If Tang Yu were to answer, he would definitely say this: You can't say that, we respect every minute of the game and every player who struggles on the court.Both of us have played to our best potential.Thankfully we made it through.

The first move was just a foreshadowing, and Tides' question was further upgraded: "Ben, your opponent will be selected from the winner of the Pistons and Wizards. Which team do you prefer to face in the next round?"

Tang Yu secretly said: Your sister, please ask unreliable questions.But now that the question has been pushed to Ben Simmons to answer, Tang Yu is too embarrassed to answer, so he can only listen to Simmons' answer.

Simmons: "We don't pay attention to who our next opponent is. No matter who it is, we will try our best to play the game. Facing different opponents and playing our own game, this is our 76ers team."

"Well said!" Tang Yu applauded Simmons.

Tides: "Ben, I have one last question."

Simmons: "For the finale question, please ask our captain, Mr. Tang Yu." Very sensible, the finale question is usually very tricky, let the boss answer it.

To Tang Yu, Tides was not polite at all, and asked: "Don, make a good prediction, whether it is the Pistons or the Wizards, can you continue to complete the 4:0 sweep? That must be wonderful, right?"

Tang Yu: "No matter which opponent, sweeping is of course wonderful. But we can't always focus on such things. We only need to pay attention to every game and play every game well."

Tell me about him?Tides: "I ask if you can complete the sweep?"

Tang Yu: "Security!"

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Sweeping the Magic, we can have a small celebration tonight.

The 76ers team went to a nightclub to have a good night, and Tang Yu was inevitably dragged away.

The music in nightclubs is boom, boom, boom, FUCK this, FUCK that.In short, it was a group of people shaking their heads, shaking their chests and buttocks, dancing with demons, and the atmosphere was smoky.

Who is the little prince of the nightclub of the 76ers?McConnell!Otherwise, how did the previous 9 girlfriends come about?

Small eyes, only look at the red lips of the beauty.

McConaughey: "Pretty girl, your lips are so sexy."

Alisa: "Really? Few people know how to appreciate the beauty of lips these days. They only pay attention to the chest, waist, buttocks, and legs."

McConnell: "I'm not like them. They're laymen, and I'm a poet."

Alisa: "Then can you read me a poem?"

McConnell: "Not suitable, this scene is not suitable now. I will read it to you alone when I have time later."

Alisa: "Okay."

McConnell put his hand on Alisa's waist: "What can we do now?"

Alisa winked: "That depends on what you want to do in a while?"

McConnell: "I'll buy you a drink."

Alisa: "Okay, drinking is a must."

It costs money to come to a nightclub, and only after spending money will women follow you.

After two bottles of wine, McConnell and Alisa already had a feeling.

McConnell asked half-drunk and half-awake: "Pretty girl, do you still want to hear me read poetry?"

Alisa: "Of course, my great poet."

The two hugged and walked out of the nightclub gate.

A nightclub is nothing more than music, wine, and women.

Tang Yu is only interested in beauties with yellow skin, but the beauties in this nightclub are nothing more than white skin, black skin, and brown skin.As for music, it is a pain in Tang Yu's heart, so don't mention it.

In the big waves of a group of beautiful women, Tang Yu retreated a few times, ordered a drink, drank slowly, and admired his teammates in the pool by the way~
After a while, Iverson came over and sat down, and asked for a drink: "Boss, why don't you go play?"

Tang Yu: "I don't like girls without yellow skin, haha."

Iverson: "Hey, it's because you don't know how to appreciate it."

Tang Yu: "Actually, it's also good to just sit and drink a little wine. Just watch you guys cheer up~"

Simmons walked over with the three beauties in his arms: "Boss, do you want me to share one with you?"

Tang Yu: "I'll go, I really didn't expect that you are also an old driver."

Simmons: "Boss, I never drive. You are the one who drives the team."

Tang Yu: "Haha, I admit it."

After a while, old drivers such as Rondo, Redick, and Ibaka also arrived, and everyone was a beautiful woman.Everyone sat down and played finger-guessing and drinking together. It was so cool.

After playing for a long time, Tang Yu always felt that something was missing.It turned out that McConnell was missing!No wonder the atmosphere is weird.

Tang Yu asked Iverson: "Allen, have you seen Tony?"

Iverson shook his head: "No, who knows where he went?"

Redick: "Don't you guys know him? He must be sleeping with some chick."

Hahahaha Even if McConnell is not there, everyone can make jokes about him.

Tang Yu's cell phone rang, and when he took it out, it turned out to be McConnell's call: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there."


Which McConnell is crying: "Boss, help!"

Tang Yu: "What's the matter, Tony? Make it clear."

McConnell: "I slept with someone else's woman, and now I'm caught, and they want $50 in damages!"

Some time ago it was Zheng Wei, today it is McConnell.Why is fairy dance popular all over the world recently?
Tang Yu: "Don't worry, where are you? Let's come here."

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You can't bring too many people, otherwise people will say that we gang fights in the underworld.Tang Yu only took Adams and Iverson, and went to fish for McConnell.Adams, tall and tall, looks fierce.Iverson, a hippie, is not easy to mess with.As for Tang Yu himself, he is gentle and reasonable.

Alyssa, his boyfriend Bill, and a whole bunch of hooligans.

Bill: "NBA big star, haha."

A group of hooligans, it's rare to talk to you.Tang Yu said the subject directly: "Brother, let my brother Tony go."

Bill: "Easy, just let him go if you give him money."

McConnell was tied up and pulled out like a hairy crab.

Tang Yu: "How much is the release?"

Bill: "Didn't he tell you? $50!"

Iverson: "$50? Why don't you grab it?"

Bill: "Aren't I just robbing?"

Iverson: "You have the guts!"

Tang Yu: "More, less."

Bill: "Do you think this is a vegetable market? Are you willing to bargain?"

Tang Yu: "The crux of the problem is that that guy is not worth $50."

McConnell refused: "Boss, I deserve it."

Bill: "You NBA stars are all rich, you think I don't know?"

Tang Yu: "We are not stupid people with a lot of money."

Bill: "It's so long-winded, the buy-it-yourself price: $30."

Tang Yu: "Fifty thousand dollars."

Bill: "Forget it, I'd better send this kid to the police station. Sue him~"

Tang Yu: "We may only need [-] US dollars to go to the police station to release him on bail."

Bill: "You win, $[-]!"

From the beginning to the end, Adams didn't say a word, and played the role of a thug throughout the whole process.

(End of this chapter)