The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 218
In conference call.

Tang Yu: "Brother Viagra and Brother Qiang are all good!"

Wan Qiang: "Yu Shuai."

Zheng Wei: "It's okay."

Tang Yu: "Brother Viagra, how is the matter resolved? It should be going well, right?"

Zheng Wei: "Thanks to the help of Brother Hou's friend, the matter has basically been settled."

Tang Yu: "People are not afraid of slanting shadows, the main reason is that you haven't done anything wrong."

Zheng Wei: "The judiciary suggested that we both reconcile privately."

Wan Qiang: "How much is it?"

Zheng Wei: "50 RMB."

Wan Qiang: "That's okay."

Tang Yu: "The matter has finally been perfectly resolved. However, comrades, let me remind you: there is a knife on the head of Sezi. Last night Tony also got someone else's fairy dance here, and the matter was settled with [-] US dollars."

Wan Qiang: "You scare me so much that I dare not go out at night."

Tang Yu: "Let's go out with you~"

Wan Qiang: "Forget it, I might as well go out and run into a ghost."

Zheng Wei: "By the way, Brother Hou and his friends, what do you think is the right way for me to give gifts? I can't make sense of it."

Tang Yu: "Don't give gifts, don't give gifts. If you give gifts, things will not be so pure. I will do the thank you."

……

Just after the conference call, the phone rang again.

Coach Brown: "Don, it's eight o'clock, aren't you still sleeping in?"

Tang Yu: "I got up at six o'clock."

Coach Brown: "You need to be up at four."

Tang Yu: "Master Coach, just speak up if you have anything to say."

Coach Brown: "Come to my office at one o'clock in the afternoon."

Tang Yu: "I'm resting today..."

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

Damn, hang up.

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At one o'clock in the afternoon, Tang Yu came to Coach Brown's office and saw that Coach Brown was already there, all the coaching staff were there, Rondo was there, and Redick was there.

Tang Yu himself is a person who hates others being late. Now that he is late, he feels very embarrassed and apologizes quickly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late."

Coach Brown looked at his watch: "You're not late, it's only 12:58, and there are two minutes left."

Tang Yu said with a smile: "It turns out that everyone arrived early, so I feel at ease."

Coach Brown: "Now that everyone is here, let's start our discussion today."

Opening the PPT, Coach Brown started talking: "The topic we are discussing today is the next round of tactics against the Wizards."

The Wizards and the Pistons have only reached 3:2. Do you dare to conclude that the Wizards will definitely win the series?
But there's nothing wrong with doing the work ahead of time.

Rondo: "I hope our work today will not be in vain."

Coach Brown: "Rajon, do you think the Wizards will advance or the Pistons will advance?"

Rondo: "I will choose the Wizards."

Coach Brown: "Don, what do you think?"

Tang Yu: "Wizards."

Coach Brown: "So, everyone looks at the Wizards, so we will make preparations for the Wizards in advance."

Coach Brown speaks:
First, the Wizards mainly used Gortat to screen with Wall and Bill respectively, while Brooks raised the screen position to the vicinity of the three-pointer.

Second, the Wizards' three-point shooting percentage has increased this season, reaching 37.4%, tied for seventh in the league.

Third, the Wizards' offensive rhythm has accelerated this season. Both Wall and Bill have the ability to launch a quick counterattack. The Wizards averaged 8.5 steals per game, ranking second in the league, and Wall's average of 2 steals per game ranked in the forefront of the league.

Coach Brown: "I'm done talking, it's up to you to talk."

Rondo: "I won't let those two boys break my ball. Iverson, I can't say."

Coach Brown: "It's helpful to say something."

Rondo: "I'll guard against them."

Coach Brown: "Redick, tell me."

Redick: "In terms of three-pointers, we are not afraid of them. There are me, Iverson, and Tang Yu's so-so three-pointers."

Coach Brown: "Speak, Don. Don't follow the example of those two!"

Tang Yu: "Thank you guys for giving me a chance. First of all, in terms of offense, I think we should focus on the basket. They are not high enough to stop us at all. Adams and I have no problem breaking through their inside line."

Coach Brown nodded: "Go on."

Tang Yu: "You need to use the twin towers to play small balls. I didn't invent this, it was invented by the old Popovich."

Coach Brown: "Go ahead."

Tang Yu: "In terms of defense, first, defend well against pick-and-rolls, and adopt a three-two defense. Second, defend against shooting but not rushing. Third, follow the position and not follow others."

……

Half a day passed, and Coach Brown's meeting was over.

Although the tactics are well formulated, if the opponent is not a wizard, it will be embarrassing.

Coach Brown closed his notebook: "PERFECT! The meeting is over."

Tang Yu: "On the rest day, call us all the way to a meeting. Don't you want a cup of coffee?"

Redick: "It turns out that I can still drink the coffee ground by the big manager himself, so I won't leave."

Rondo: "I just want coffee."

Coach Brown: "Go out and turn right, Colangeno's office."

Tang Yu: "I don't want to drink yours."

Coach Brown: "I don't have any here. Let's go, I'll take you to fight the local tyrants."

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Of course, the 76ers are not the only ones who can complete the sweep. The Warriors and Rockets in the West have also completed the sweep, and the Cavaliers in the East have also completed the sweep as a matter of course.

Reporter Franklin visited James: "LeBron, congratulations on completing the sweep. Tell me about the next step?"

The next step is probably to hit Kaizi.I'll cut that traitor, Owen, into a bad shape!
James: "I hope my former brother Owen can advance, and I am also optimistic about the Celtics. But as long as I am here, we will advance to the Eastern Conference Finals."

Franklin: "You really are domineering! Before the next round of opponents come out, you already have a premonition that you will win."

James: "Not for anything else, because I am LeBron James, the emperor of basketball!"

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Early the next morning, all the players and coaching staff of the Cavaliers received a text message from James: Come to the training hall for a meeting at one o'clock this afternoon!
Tyronn Lu looked at his phone and scolded, "What the hell, I have to go fishing this afternoon."

……

Tyronn Lue arrived at the training hall and found that everyone had arrived, except him.

James: "Mr. Coach, you are late! Let so many of us wait for you."

Tyronn Luyanyan watch: "12:58, 2 minutes to go."

Well, even if you win.

James: "Let's have a meeting today to discuss the next tactics against the Celtics."

Tyronn Lu: "The Celtics and the Bucks only played 3:2. It's uncertain who will advance."

James: "Really? Dwight, who do you think will advance."

Old Wade thought for a while: "I am more optimistic about the Celtics."

James: "Derek, Kevin, talk about it."

Rose: "I think it's the Celtics too."

Le Fu: "I agree." The answer was refreshing.

James: "Master Coach, what do you think?"

Tyronn Lu: "Well, I think it's the Celtics too."

James applauded: "Since everyone thinks the Celtics will advance. Let's discuss tactics."

Tyronn Lu: What does it feel like to be a fucking coach.

(End of this chapter)