The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 222 The Hero of Philadelphia
"I really want to live another 500 years..."

Tang Yu: "Hello, Big Brother Yao."

Yao Ming: "Little Tang, congratulations, you have entered the Eastern Conference Finals."

Tang Yu: "Thank you." You, it must be the weasel giving the chicken New Year's greetings, so just ask for anything.At worst, I'll bleed to satisfy you~
Yao Ming: "Xiao Tang, as a member of the Chinese national basketball team, you will do your best in this year's Asian Games in Jakarta."

Tang Yu: "Okay, it's just that the qualifiers are..."

Yao Ming: "Understood, you still have to play in the playoffs. We will definitely take care of the qualifiers, and you can join the national team in the Asian Games."

Tang Yu: "No problem, I will definitely go."

Yao Ming: "Okay, that's it. I wish you the championship this season. We Chinese haven't won the NBA championship yet."

no?Did I watch fake NBA before?Tang Yu: "Brother Yao, you remember wrongly. Brother Big Bus and Sun Yueke have won NBA championships!"

Yao Ming: "They are soy sauce champions, it doesn't count. You want to win a championship for us Chinese as the core of the team. Hehe..."

Tang Yu: "Thank you for your blessing."

Yao Ming: "You're welcome, goodbye."

Tang Yu: "Goodbye!"

Asian Games, who can beat our Chinese team?Are those teams here to deliver food to the Chinese team?

A rational analysis of the starting lineup of the Chinese team:
Point guard: Eldest nephew Guo Ailun, NBA Development League player.

Shooting guard: Xiaoding Dingyan Yuhang, NBA third-team player.It's not a problem to enter the rotation after growing up, right?

Small Forward: This is amazing, Tang Shen, an NBA superstar, will be No.1 in the league soon.

Power forward: Yi Yi Jianlian in space, a regular rotation player in the NBA.

Center: Big Devil Zhou Qi, an NBA garbage time sweeper.Water fountain keeper for short (maybe better).

A national team, all five positions are NBA-level players.Just ask which country in Asia can have such strength?Sweeping all of Asia!
"Hahahaha..." Tang Yu laughed after thinking about it.

Ogawa Asuka: "Tangtang, it's time to take medicine~"

Tang Yu: "Huh?"

Ogawa Asuka: "What are you laughing at?"

Tang Yu had a whim and asked: "Xiangxiang, this summer's Asian Games in Jakarta, when the Chinese basketball team will play the Japanese basketball team, which team do you support?"

Ogawa Asuka: "I am Japanese, of course I support the Japanese team."

Lin Yueyun just came out and said, "Xiangxiang, of course you need to support the Chinese team."

Pu Zhenyin went out with a satchel: "I also support the Chinese team."

Ogawa Asuka: "I don't understand. You are Korean, why do you support the Chinese team?"

Lin Yueyun: "Because you are a Chinese daughter-in-law~"

Asuka Ogawa: "What does that have to do with which team I support?"

Lin Yueyun: "Xiangxiang, let's go shopping together?"

Asuka Ogawa: "No, I have a friend who came to America from Japan to film. I'll meet her."

Tang Yu asked curiously: "Do you still have actor friends?"

Ogawa Asuka: "Yes, her name is Yui Hatano."

Tang Yu: "So it's Teacher Bo~" Don't get too close to her, you will be led astray.

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Tang Yu and Lin Yueyun's shopping is known as Philadelphia's wandering trend.Because Tang Yu doesn't like shopping, so he can only hang out~
On the tallest building on Broad Street, there is a ten-meter-long poster of Tang Yu's portrait.

Tang Yu boasted to himself: "Handsome!"

Lin Yueyun: "Hehe."

Tang Yu: "But it's inappropriate to use my portrait as a poster without my consent? I'm going to sue the real estate developer."

Lin Yueyun: "?"

Tang Yu: "What?"

Lin Yueyun: "Brother Yu, that's your team's own poster."

Tang Yu buttoned his hair: "Oh, that's right, so I didn't say it."

Lin Yueyun thumped Tang Yu's arm lightly: "You are just a madman~"

Tang Yu: "Haha."

"HEY, Don."

"HELLO, Don."

"Hi, Don."

"Hello, Don."

Along the way, people greeted Tang Yu and said hello, and Tang Yu also returned them very politely.Lin Yueyun held Tang Yu's hand, feeling extremely happy.Who wouldn't feel happy to have a boyfriend who is like a hero?
……

The two walked to the entrance of Tang Sha Tang Clothes Store, and there stood a cute Japanese bunny girl at the door, Ogawa Asuka's fellow villager.

Why do you have a bunny girl at the door of the store to solicit business?The reason is simple, the Japanese like to play this trick.It's just that Ogawa Asuka made a mistake, and other Americans don't like it.

The bunny girl bowed to Lin Yueyun, and said hello obediently: "Hello, Deputy General Manager Lin!"

Lin Yueyun: "Gong Shazi, hello."

The bunny girl said hello to Tang Yu again: "Hello, big boss."

Tang Yu: "Hello, little white rabbit."

Bunny girl: "Boss, you are so handsome, and you are so good at playing basketball."

Tang Yu: "Hehe."

Bunny Girl: "You are our Philadelphia hero."

Tang Yu: "I'll be proud if you say that again, haha~"

The bunny girl put her two little hands next to her ears, meowed, and made a very cute gesture: "Come on, win the championship." Finally, she gave him a heart.

How can you do this?Seduce my boyfriend openly?
"Gong Shazi, goodbye, work hard. Brother Yu, let's go, let's go." Lin Yueyun pulled Tang Yu and started running.

The bunny girl hurriedly blew a kiss: "Boss, visit me often..."

"She won't come."

……

The two continued to hang out, enjoying the same love life as ordinary men and women.

Tang Yu asked intimately: "Sister Lin, are you hungry?"

Lin Yueyun: "No."

After walking a few more steps, Tang Yu asked Lin Yueyun again: "Sister Lin, are you thirsty?"

Lin Yunyue understood that Tang Yu wanted to raise a little fat pig, and said, "Well, I'm thirsty."

Tang Yu: "Great, we have arrived at the door of the Starbucks flagship store I endorsed. Let's go in and have a cup of coffee."

Lin Yueyun: "..."

The two walked into the Starbucks coffee shop.

Tang Yu: "Beauty, please have a cappuccino and a latte."

The beautiful waiter quickly brought two cups of coffee: "Mr. Tang, please pay $10."

Tang Yu opened his mouth wide in surprise: "Beauty, shouldn't it be free?"

Lin Yueyun smiled happily: "Hehe, you cheapskate."

The beautiful waiter: "Mr. Tang, I'm sorry, but this year you won't be free."

Tang Yu couldn't figure it out: "Why nirvana? I'm a very conscientious spokesperson."

Beautiful waiter: "Your endorsement fee has increased a hundred times this year, so our store manager said we can't give you free."

Last year's $100 was the price of cabbage, and this year's $[-] million was also the friendship price, which is already very low.

Tang Yu: "Okay, I will pay for it myself."

Lin Yueyun burst into tears with laughter, and took out 10 dollars from her wallet: "Brother Yu, let me treat you."

"I invite you to drink coffee!" Such a proud voice.

Tang Yu and Lin Yueyun turned their heads and saw an eight or nine-year-old black child put $10 on the counter.

Tang Yu: "MAN, why did you buy me coffee?"

Little boy: "My name is Ali."

Tang Yu: "Okay, Ali. You are awesome~"

Ali: "Don, you are my idol."

Tang Yu touched Ali's head: "Children, don't chase stars blindly."

Ali: "I'm not chasing stars. We in Philadelphia haven't made it to the finals for many years. This year is up to you, so I want to make you happy and work hard to reach the finals."

I can't bear this kind of love.Tang Yu: "I'm under a lot of pressure~"

Ali: "Dude, remember you're our Philadelphia hero!"

Tang Yu: "Thank you~"

Ali raised his right hand clenched into a fist: "Come on!"

Tang Yu also raised his fist: "Come on."

(End of this chapter)