The King of NBA2K Trash Talk
Chapter 223
Chapter 223
Tang Yu didn't go to the bar today, and watched the Cavaliers vs. Celtics G6 game at home.
James fought for 46 minutes and had a half-death fight with Irving. In the end, he defeated Irving 111:108 and led the Cavaliers to the Eastern Conference Finals.
This result is both surprising and not surprising.Zhan Huang, it is indeed terrifying, not to mention his strength.
"Huh...huh...huh..." Asuka Ogawa, the fake fan and real piggy, was already snoring.
Tang Yu looked over: "Huh?"
Lin Yueyun patted Ogawa Asuka on the head: "Xiangxiang, let's have breakfast~"
"Have you eaten? Where is it?" Ogawa Asuka woke up suddenly.Only eating can wake her up!
Tang Yu: "Haha, you just know how to eat."
"Hmm... I hate it..." Ogawa Asuka fell down on the sofa again, like a green onion that cannot be supported.
Pu Zhenyin slapped Ogawa Asuka's ass: "Slacker, get up. The sun is drying my ass!"
I take care of you?
Huhuhuhu~
……
To beat Zhan Huang, Tang Yu has more than 80% certainty in his heart.Still, final preparations had to be made.
Little N, follow my call and come out, it's time for you to complete your mission.
Tang Yu has accumulated skill points for a long time, with only one purpose, to upgrade the [Flying Flowers and Floating Leaves] skill points to the second level.
Check it out, there are a total of 42 skill points, just enough to upgrade.
Tang Yu spent 40 skill points to upgrade [Flying Flowers and Floating Leaves] to the second level.It should be enough to beat James.
To play against the Warriors, [Flying Flowers and Floating Leaves] should be upgraded to the third level, after all, there are two must-hit goals in each game at the third level.
However, it takes 60 skill points to upgrade [Flying Flowers and Floating Leaves] to the third level, and it is impossible to get that many skill points this season anyway.Even if it is to steal, cheat, or rob.
Tang Yu asked Little N: "Master Little N, can you lend me some skill points first, okay? I will pay you back double in the future."
Little N: No way.
Tang Yu: "I didn't expect you to be so ruthless." Throw little N into the safe, and the world will be peaceful.
Go to sleep, to ensure adequate sleep is the best preparation.
+ + + + + + + + + +
The next morning.
James wakes up early in the morning and he's a man with ideas.After solving Owen, it will be Tang Yu's turn next.This person is a bone harder to crack than Owen!
This year's Tang Yu is no longer last year's Tang Yu:
Last year, he only had immature Iverson and big blue-collar Adams around him; this year, he has a mature Iverson, Adams who is close to the All-Star level, a seasoned rookie Simmons, a crafty Rondo, a steady Ibaka, and a calm but not soft Redick.
Anyway, we still have Thomas Jr., Claude, Love, Wade Sr., my lord!
James is very certain in his heart: he is more than 80% sure of winning Tang Yu.You must know that James is the biggest guarantee of the finals, the king of the playoffs.other people?It's not in my eyes!
……
James has a habit of making a phone call to the opponent's top star every time he enters the conference finals or the finals.
Taking out his mobile phone, James called Tang Yu: "Hello, Mr. Tang Yu?"
Tang Yu smiled: "Your Majesty, don't pretend to be a stranger and joke with me~"
James: "Okay, you saw it through."
Don't you know there is caller ID?Tang Yu: "What's the matter with you?"
James: "Nothing else, I just welcome you back to the Eastern Conference Finals."
We're the first to make it to the Eastern Conference Finals this year, okay?Tang Yu raised the bar on James: "I welcome you back to the Eastern Conference Finals."
James: "Young man, aren't you a little arrogant? How dare you talk to me like this?"
Tang Yu: "No, no, no, I admire you for saying such things."
James: "Isn't your way of admiring people too special?"
Tang Yu: "No way, I am strong when I am strong."
James smiled crookedly: "Haha, good one is strong when you are strong. This year I will send you home like last year."
Tang Yu: "There is no absolute thing, I happen to have the same idea as Your Majesty."
King James' contempt: "My friend, the only people who can really shake my position are Durant and Curry. You Tang Yu is not good enough."
Tang Yu: "I specifically abolish all feudal superstitions. Also, I am against autocracy!"
James: "Okay, I'll wait. It's useless to say anything now, see you on the court!"
Tang Yu: "Okay, see you on the field. Goodbye, you..."
After hanging up the phone, James felt refreshed. That boy Tang Yu should have been scared to pee by now, right?
But maybe not, that kid is a little swollen, thinking he can wrestle with me?Hmph, after you hit it, you will know how naive you are.To tell you the truth, I haven't tried my best to beat Irving!
……
Zhan Huang was about to go downstairs, but he heard a shout from downstairs.
"Package delivery, I'm Ledi, every moment, delivered on time."
James wanted to curse: His son James II must be shopping online again.All the messy and unreliable things I bought.
Prodigal son, don't know what saving is!Your father and I were poor and white back then, and everything we have now is all due to my own hard work!
You rich second generations, hey, I don’t want to talk about it.
……
Going downstairs, James saw that James II was holding a package in his hand, and asked, "Little friend, are you shopping online again?"
James II: "Old friend, sorry, this is your package and not mine, haha..."
James was embarrassed: "Oh, my package?" I am a person who is afraid of power consumption when surfing the Internet. How can there be a package?Strange!
James took the package and took a look, and it turned out to be his own package.There are also a few words written on it: LeBron James received.
James II: "Old friend, you always tell us not to shop randomly online, but what about yourself? Hey~ How can I convince you?"
James gave James II a head: "Fuck off."
"Haha!" James II got angry with his father and ran away happily.
……
What is in the package?
James opened layer after layer of boxes, and finally what came out of it was a dark cell phone.
cell phone?Who gave me my mobile phone for what?Could it be the black technology of which company wants me to be their spokesperson?
Endorsements are fine, as long as the price is high enough!
Why doesn't this phone have any buttons?James had bad eyesight, and it took him a long time to find a very, very small button that was just a tiny bit bigger.
Oops, bullying the elderly~
Press it!
In seconds, it really is a good phone.
After the phone was turned on, a line of words appeared on the screen: Hello LeBron, I am Xiao Hei, the patron of your basketball career.
James scolded: "Bullshit, I, James, need to rely on you? I have always relied on myself!"
Xiao Hei: I regret to tell you that without my help, you will never win the finals again in your life.
James: "I, James, only believe in myself, not you. My championship depends on my own ability."
Xiao Hei: Believe in me is your only way out.Remember to come to me when you need it.goodbye!
The phone turned off by itself!
James threw Xiao Hei into the drawer casually.
Some guy must be playing a prank!Curry?Tang Yu?Leonard?Who else?
(End of this chapter)
Tang Yu didn't go to the bar today, and watched the Cavaliers vs. Celtics G6 game at home.
James fought for 46 minutes and had a half-death fight with Irving. In the end, he defeated Irving 111:108 and led the Cavaliers to the Eastern Conference Finals.
This result is both surprising and not surprising.Zhan Huang, it is indeed terrifying, not to mention his strength.
"Huh...huh...huh..." Asuka Ogawa, the fake fan and real piggy, was already snoring.
Tang Yu looked over: "Huh?"
Lin Yueyun patted Ogawa Asuka on the head: "Xiangxiang, let's have breakfast~"
"Have you eaten? Where is it?" Ogawa Asuka woke up suddenly.Only eating can wake her up!
Tang Yu: "Haha, you just know how to eat."
"Hmm... I hate it..." Ogawa Asuka fell down on the sofa again, like a green onion that cannot be supported.
Pu Zhenyin slapped Ogawa Asuka's ass: "Slacker, get up. The sun is drying my ass!"
I take care of you?
Huhuhuhu~
……
To beat Zhan Huang, Tang Yu has more than 80% certainty in his heart.Still, final preparations had to be made.
Little N, follow my call and come out, it's time for you to complete your mission.
Tang Yu has accumulated skill points for a long time, with only one purpose, to upgrade the [Flying Flowers and Floating Leaves] skill points to the second level.
Check it out, there are a total of 42 skill points, just enough to upgrade.
Tang Yu spent 40 skill points to upgrade [Flying Flowers and Floating Leaves] to the second level.It should be enough to beat James.
To play against the Warriors, [Flying Flowers and Floating Leaves] should be upgraded to the third level, after all, there are two must-hit goals in each game at the third level.
However, it takes 60 skill points to upgrade [Flying Flowers and Floating Leaves] to the third level, and it is impossible to get that many skill points this season anyway.Even if it is to steal, cheat, or rob.
Tang Yu asked Little N: "Master Little N, can you lend me some skill points first, okay? I will pay you back double in the future."
Little N: No way.
Tang Yu: "I didn't expect you to be so ruthless." Throw little N into the safe, and the world will be peaceful.
Go to sleep, to ensure adequate sleep is the best preparation.
+ + + + + + + + + +
The next morning.
James wakes up early in the morning and he's a man with ideas.After solving Owen, it will be Tang Yu's turn next.This person is a bone harder to crack than Owen!
This year's Tang Yu is no longer last year's Tang Yu:
Last year, he only had immature Iverson and big blue-collar Adams around him; this year, he has a mature Iverson, Adams who is close to the All-Star level, a seasoned rookie Simmons, a crafty Rondo, a steady Ibaka, and a calm but not soft Redick.
Anyway, we still have Thomas Jr., Claude, Love, Wade Sr., my lord!
James is very certain in his heart: he is more than 80% sure of winning Tang Yu.You must know that James is the biggest guarantee of the finals, the king of the playoffs.other people?It's not in my eyes!
……
James has a habit of making a phone call to the opponent's top star every time he enters the conference finals or the finals.
Taking out his mobile phone, James called Tang Yu: "Hello, Mr. Tang Yu?"
Tang Yu smiled: "Your Majesty, don't pretend to be a stranger and joke with me~"
James: "Okay, you saw it through."
Don't you know there is caller ID?Tang Yu: "What's the matter with you?"
James: "Nothing else, I just welcome you back to the Eastern Conference Finals."
We're the first to make it to the Eastern Conference Finals this year, okay?Tang Yu raised the bar on James: "I welcome you back to the Eastern Conference Finals."
James: "Young man, aren't you a little arrogant? How dare you talk to me like this?"
Tang Yu: "No, no, no, I admire you for saying such things."
James: "Isn't your way of admiring people too special?"
Tang Yu: "No way, I am strong when I am strong."
James smiled crookedly: "Haha, good one is strong when you are strong. This year I will send you home like last year."
Tang Yu: "There is no absolute thing, I happen to have the same idea as Your Majesty."
King James' contempt: "My friend, the only people who can really shake my position are Durant and Curry. You Tang Yu is not good enough."
Tang Yu: "I specifically abolish all feudal superstitions. Also, I am against autocracy!"
James: "Okay, I'll wait. It's useless to say anything now, see you on the court!"
Tang Yu: "Okay, see you on the field. Goodbye, you..."
After hanging up the phone, James felt refreshed. That boy Tang Yu should have been scared to pee by now, right?
But maybe not, that kid is a little swollen, thinking he can wrestle with me?Hmph, after you hit it, you will know how naive you are.To tell you the truth, I haven't tried my best to beat Irving!
……
Zhan Huang was about to go downstairs, but he heard a shout from downstairs.
"Package delivery, I'm Ledi, every moment, delivered on time."
James wanted to curse: His son James II must be shopping online again.All the messy and unreliable things I bought.
Prodigal son, don't know what saving is!Your father and I were poor and white back then, and everything we have now is all due to my own hard work!
You rich second generations, hey, I don’t want to talk about it.
……
Going downstairs, James saw that James II was holding a package in his hand, and asked, "Little friend, are you shopping online again?"
James II: "Old friend, sorry, this is your package and not mine, haha..."
James was embarrassed: "Oh, my package?" I am a person who is afraid of power consumption when surfing the Internet. How can there be a package?Strange!
James took the package and took a look, and it turned out to be his own package.There are also a few words written on it: LeBron James received.
James II: "Old friend, you always tell us not to shop randomly online, but what about yourself? Hey~ How can I convince you?"
James gave James II a head: "Fuck off."
"Haha!" James II got angry with his father and ran away happily.
……
What is in the package?
James opened layer after layer of boxes, and finally what came out of it was a dark cell phone.
cell phone?Who gave me my mobile phone for what?Could it be the black technology of which company wants me to be their spokesperson?
Endorsements are fine, as long as the price is high enough!
Why doesn't this phone have any buttons?James had bad eyesight, and it took him a long time to find a very, very small button that was just a tiny bit bigger.
Oops, bullying the elderly~
Press it!
In seconds, it really is a good phone.
After the phone was turned on, a line of words appeared on the screen: Hello LeBron, I am Xiao Hei, the patron of your basketball career.
James scolded: "Bullshit, I, James, need to rely on you? I have always relied on myself!"
Xiao Hei: I regret to tell you that without my help, you will never win the finals again in your life.
James: "I, James, only believe in myself, not you. My championship depends on my own ability."
Xiao Hei: Believe in me is your only way out.Remember to come to me when you need it.goodbye!
The phone turned off by itself!
James threw Xiao Hei into the drawer casually.
Some guy must be playing a prank!Curry?Tang Yu?Leonard?Who else?
(End of this chapter)
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