The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 23
Tang Yu, Xiao N told you to add skills!

"Flash, flash your head." Tang Yu lazily picked up the little N, and clicked on it with a toot.Congratulations, you got 16 skill points!

1. Complete a match to get skill point 1.

2. Win a game and get skill point 1.

3. Get 2 doubles once and get 1 skill point.

4. Get 20 + 5 + 5 once, gain skill point 1. (After the comprehensive ability score is 80, it will no longer be obtained).

5. Achievement: Get a double-double for the first time and get 2 skill points.

6. Task: Complete the task and get 10 skill points.

Get 16 skill points in one game, hahahahahahahahaha...

"Brother N, no, Uncle N! In the future, you can give me more tasks. The tasks of double-doubles and triple-doubles are all out of the question, and I promise to complete them! Even if it is blocking shots or stealing double-doubles, I have nothing to say, just finish it!"

Little N said: Bragging makes me masturbate.

With 16 skill points, Tang Yu didn't even think about it, and added them all to STRENGTH. The strength score of 76, although there is still a lot of gap compared with James' strength of 95 in the game, it is still at the upper-middle level in the league.With the combination of super strength and high wind speed, we will be a superman with the best physical fitness in the future! (It has to be said that this addition is sloppy.)
Little N: Congratulations on getting a new special skill!
Special skills!The harvest of this game is really big.Tang Yu has already experienced the power of special skills, and can't wait to click on it.

Passer: Your passing will make your teammates feel more comfortable, and you will be more likely to get assists. (Is this going to make Grandpa embark on the road of organizing small forwards?)
Level 1: Increases the chance of a pass being converted into an assist by 10%.

Level 2: Increases the chance of a pass converting to an assist by 20%. (Upgrade consumes 10 skill points.)
Level 3: Increases the chance of a pass converting to an assist by 30%. (Upgrade consumes 20 skill points.)
There is nothing wrong with the skill itself, it's just another 30 skill points.Forget it, don't upgrade for now, just use it at level 1.

Old rules, change the name.The passer is too blunt and not artistic at all!Tang Yu thought about it for a while, and changed the name of the skill to "Send charcoal in the snow".Those teammates in the CBA, always can't score; but they scored immediately after receiving my pass.

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"It's raining, and the old hometown is full of grass and trees..."

Tang Yu answered the phone: "Hello, Brother Qiang."

Wan Qiang: "Yu Shuai, double-double, incredible!"

Tang Yu: "Little CASE."

Wan Qiang: "I have something important to tell you."

Tang Yu: "Don't talk nonsense? Can you call if it's nothing serious? In order to save money, you usually use WeChat."

Wan Qiang: "Hey, you still know me. Let me tell you, Brother Yuan called me yesterday."

(Brother Yuan, Tang Yu and Wan Qiang's high school class teacher.)
Tang Yu: "Brother Yuan? What does he want from you?"

Wan Qiang: "Our Jiangjin Middle School is going to build a new basketball hall, and we are looking for sponsorship everywhere. Brother Yuan came to me, hoping that I can let you, a big star, contribute to our alma mater. Brother Yuan can tell you that the principal is going to name the basketball hall after you!"

Tang Yu: "It's a good thing to build a basketball hall. Juniors and juniors don't have to play wild balls like we did back then. We must support it!" In fact, he never played basketball back then, and has been playing Tai Chi.

Wan Qiang: "Yu Shuai, I knew you were generous and would definitely agree."

Tang Yuyu taught Wan Qiang earnestly and earnestly: "When drinking water, think of the source, and know how to repay kindness."

Wan Qiang: "Then how much are you going to sponsor?"

Tang Yu: "200 million."

Wan Qiang: "200 million? Is it too much? Or 100 million will do?"

Tang Yu: "Now I have an income of tens of millions of RMB a year, 200 million is not too much. Besides, as long as I play hard in the future, I will earn more."

Wan Qiang: "OK, you can have as much as you want. Now, I will tell you another change!"

Tang Yu: "Is it about the endorsement again?"

Wan Qiang: "Otherwise?"

Tang Yu: "Brother Qiang, no matter what endorsement you have, just reject it for me."

Wan Qiang: "My brother, don't you have a fever? Don't make trouble with money."

Tang Yu: "It's up for sale. Those who come to talk to us about endorsement now want to get a good price. After two months, I will talk to them after I have a better value. We will earn more by then."

Wan Qiang: "Your heart is big enough. But what if you don't play as well as you do now?"

Tang Yu: "You crow mouth."

Wan Qiang: "One last thing. Next week, I and Huihui will come to the United States to see you, and my sister Lin."

Tang Yu laughed: "Okay, I think I will meet when I die."

Wan Qiang: "Fuck off!"

Tang Yu: "By the way, why are you coming all of a sudden? There must be something wrong?"

Wan Qiang: "You really hit the spot! The domestic Handong Province organized a study tour to Philadelphia, led by their provincial senior official Zhao Lichun. You are now a celebrity in our China, and you play in Philadelphia. You will be invited to participate in the exchange and study meeting. As your manager, I am naturally invited to participate in the study tour."

Tang Yu: "You are from Chongqing, not from Handong. You can refuse it for him."

Wan Qiang: "Of course I can refuse, but if we want to be able to hang out in the whole country, we can't refuse. Besides, do you think other high-ranking officials say they refuse?"

Tang Yu: "That's right. But it's a bullshit exchange study meeting. I think Zhao Lichun is here to see his son."

Wan Qiang on the other end of the phone said in surprise: "Damn, you even know this?"

Tang Yu: "I almost abolished his cowardly son. What do you think?"

Wan Qiang: "Young people, don't be so impulsive. Harmony is the most important thing."

Tang Yu: "Can you still be called a young man if you are not impulsive?"

Wan Qiang: "I won't argue with you anymore. I'll send you the flight information on WeChat tomorrow, remember to come pick you up."

Tang Yu: "Yes, Sir."

Wan Qiang: "That's it, I hang up."

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Wan Qiang is 185cm tall, a little fat, known as "Brother Wan Fat".Although he is considered tall and burly, when compared with Tang Yu, he immediately went down.

When the two met, they immediately gave a big hug.

Tang Yu: "Fat brother, eat less meat, or you will gain another 20 catties. Think about it, a piece of 20 catties of fat pork is attached to your body, how big is it!"

Wan Qiang: "Get lost, can't you wish me well?"

Tang Yu: "Will it happen?"

Oh?

Lin Yueyun and Li Huihui were already holding hands and chatting affectionately.This woman is just familiar.

Tang Yu: "Yes, it's getting more and more beautiful! Wan Qiang really doesn't know what kind of shit luck he has, it really makes me envious and jealous."

Wan Qiang was not to be outdone, and squeezed his eyebrows at Lin Yueyun: "Sister Yueyun, you are so beautiful! Tang Yu doesn't know how much shit he stepped on to meet a beautiful girl like you. Why am I not so lucky?"

Li Huihui said to each of the two: "You two can tear it to your heart's content, anyway, there are fewer opportunities to tear it together now!"

Tang Yu smiled hippie: "I still know me best."

Li Huihui: "Get out! With Sister Yueyun, I don't want you two bastards anymore!"

Wan Qiang: "Big worm, think I care about you!"

"Looking for death! Po Niang Fist!" Li Huihui slapped Wan Qiang's head with golden stars.

Lin Yueyun: "Brother Qiang, you deserve it right. Hehe."

Tang Yu: "Fatty, wake up. You haven't made any progress for so many years! Even I'm ashamed of you!"

(Everyone who is passing by, please take a few seconds of your time to help me order my favorites. I am very grateful.)
(End of this chapter)