The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 24 Entering the East Palace
Unknowingly, the first month of Tang Yu's league career has quietly passed.

Today happened to be no game, no training.Tang Yu made himself a pot of tea, sat leisurely in his small garden, and naturally took out his mobile phone.People nowadays are all bow-headed people, and they basically cannot do without their mobile phones. There is no way, it’s all Jobs’ fault.

Today is the day when the league announces the awards once a month, let's see who has won the grand prize.

Eastern Conference Player of the Month: Kyrie Irving; Western Conference Player of the Month: Russell Westbrook.These two are fierce men, and it is normal to be the best player of the month.

The best rookie in the East in November ROOKIE: Tang Yu.

For sure, you can't go wrong with this one!Tang Yu was very satisfied with the result: "Who else is there besides me?"

汇报上还列出了唐宇11月的场均数据：22.4分、4.9篮板、7.1助攻，1.9抢断，1.2盖帽。

This year is really a year of data explosion. It is unreasonable for this data to not be the best of the month!
Let's take a look at how the major media commented on the past month.I didn't expect, I didn't expect that all the media covered the sky and covered the report about me winning the best rookie.The scenery completely overshadowed the two best players of the month.What's wrong with me?
NBA.com: The counterattack of the "parallel import" No. [-] pick?How can a seemingly mediocre No. [-] pick make such rapid progress?
Tang Yu: I'm not convinced, is the best rookie of the month a fake?It's not based on my strength.

ESPN: Splendid turn around, "Tang Yu", the successor of Yao Ming in China, is the best rookie of the month!The new NBA structure is coming!

Tang Yu: That's right, a new pattern is coming!The league is about to change because of me.

Sports: Or will be the next James?Tang Yu's future is limitless!

Tang Yu: It's pretty pertinent. Even if I'm the next Jordan, it's not too much. My goal is the god of basketball!Any questions?

Turn on Twitter, send a message, pretending to be aggressive: Rookie Player of the Month! It-is-me!Shout out! (smile here)
Swipe, swipe, swipe [-] messages in seconds.

D-ROSE: Brother, please drink, please eat, please pick up girls!
Tang Yu replied: Brother, drinking is OK!Eat OK!As for picking up girls, do I want to @一下卡内娅亚.

Ross replied: Next time you come to Chicago, see if I don't blow you up!

Then look.

KissTangyuAssy: My Favorite, Best Rookie!I want to eat your ass!

Tang Yu replied: Immortal, please let me go!

Read on.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin: I just said that I am optimistic about you, keep working hard!

Tang Yu replied: Thank you ancestors for their protection!

Still keep watching.

Kobe-James: Flash in the pan, yellow man, doomed to be a wretch! (If KissTangyuAssy is a loyal fan of Tang Yu, then this Kobe-James is Tang Hei who has been professional for 500 years.)
Tang Yu replied domineeringly: I don't need your likes!But I will use my performance to prove to you that yellow people can also stand at the top of the NBA league!

P.George: Don, you are awesome!I have the urge to compete with you!

Tang Yu replied: Learn from you, I also hope to beat you, brother in the same position!
Keep watching.

Stephencurry30: My hair is three thousand feet long, and I am the craziest with three points.Shoot you in the face, BIU, BIU, BIU.

Tang Yu replied: Primary school student, you are naughty again!

Curry replied: Man, seriously, it's great to see your rise, hope you can snipe the No.1 in that league.

Tang Yu replied: I sniped him, and then I will meet you in the finals? FINAL!

Dreaming Green also got involved: Don't let him step over you, or you're finished!quack.

Tang Yu replied: When will the injustice be repaid?How much do you know about flowers?

Still keep watching.

Kingjames: Don't trust the egg-chasing kids. Competition comes first, friendship comes second. May we coexist peacefully and our friendship last forever.

Tang Yu replied to James: My lord, competition comes first, friendship comes second?
James replied: This is my principle of life!Seriously play ball, don't keep healthy! Long live BASKETBALL!

Tang Yu replied again: My admiration for His Majesty is like a torrential river.

Sending off old friends, and friends.

KATOWNS: Brother, those old guys are in the past, and the world of the future alliance belongs to Downs and Tang Yu.

Tang Yu replied to Downs: Brother, you have to be humble, but I agree with your opinion! Totally—agree!

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"I really want to live another 500 years..."

Tang Yu: "Hello, Tony?"

McConnell: "Boss, congratulations! Rookie of the month! NICE!"

Tang Yu: "Thanks, brother!"

McConnell: "Boss, I don't ask too much. Please eat, drink, and pick up girls!"

Tang Yu was confused: "Why do you have the same virtue as Rose? I really doubt if you are half-twins."

McConnell: "I'm going. Half-twins?"

Tang Yu: "I'm going to tell Belinda about your bad things."

McConnell: "She's with me! I'm not afraid of her!"

Tang Yu: "Haha, you have improved your skills."

McConnell: "Quack, of course. I can't handle it... ouch..."

It must have been packed again.

Tang Yu laughed gloatingly: "Haha, you deserve it."

Belinda: "Boss, don't listen to him. BYEBYE!"

Tang Yu: "Belinda, BYEBYE!"

……

"I like you, those eyes are touching, and your laughter is even more charming..."

Sister Lin!
Tang Yu answered the phone happily: "Hello, dear!"

Lin Yueyun: "Brother Yu, who did you call just now, and for so long?"

Chagang!
Tang Yu: "I was on the phone with McConnell just now, and the kid wanted to eat and drink."

Lin Yueyun: "Oh. I thought I was the first to call you, but I didn't expect it to be faster than your brother." There was some remorse in the words.

Tang Yu quickly comforted her: "Don't compare with him, he is too busy."

Lin Yueyun: "Brother Yu, you are so amazing, I like it so much."

Tang Yu: "Yun, how are you going to reward me?"

Lin Yueyun: "Ah? What do you want?"

Tang Yu: "I don't ask too much, just a kiss from you!"

Lin Yueyun: "I don't want it!"

Tang Yu: "Yes, why not!"

Lin Yueyun: "I won't talk to you anymore, BYEBYE!"

Tang Yu: "I was wrong, please forgive me."

Lin Yueyun: "Hee hee."

Tang Yu: "Are you free tonight? Come and play?"

Lin Yueyun muttered softly: "No, I still have classes tonight."

Tang Yu: "American universities still have classes at night? I'll go!"

Lin Yueyun: "Yes. I'm going to class, this time it's really BYEBYE!"

Tang Yu: "Goodbye, dear! One for Boer!"

……

"It's raining, and the old hometown is full of grass and trees..."

Why can't you answer the phone today?

Tang Yu: "Hey, Brother Qiang. Do you want to come to the United States again?"

Wan Qiang: "Fuck you! There is nothing good in America, so I don't want to grow old."

Tang Yu: "Then you must have come to congratulate me on winning the Rookie of the Month! I guessed right."

Wan Qiang: "I don't have that much free time."

Tang Yu: "Hey... I'm speechless to you."

Wan Qiang: "Get down to business. I'm talking about another endorsement for you recently."

Tang Yu: "Brother Qiang, let me tell you first, I don't accept the endorsement of ham and urns!"

Wan Qiang: "Ha, no! It's a milk endorsement, Cong Ling brand milk. They got the news that you won the best rookie of the month, and they are willing to sign with you for 2000 million RMB for two years."

Tang Yu: "Endorsement for milk? Brother Qiang, let's investigate first! Milk is something that is imported, especially for children. We can't cheat people. Compared with money, other people's health is the most important."

Wan Qiang: "OK, I understand this."

Tang Yu: "Well, if the milk is reliable, ask them for 2500 million."

Wan Qiang: "You were a gentleman just now, how did you change so quickly?"

Tang Yu: "If you don't violate the principle, find a little more money."

(End of this chapter)