The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 25 Five Dragon Balls
"I really want to live another 500 years..."

Phone, another phone!Can it still work?
Tang Yu: "Hello, Lao Su?"

Sucher: "Don, Rookie of the Month! PERFECT!"

Tang Yu: "You are also great, you have a good eye, you picked me." He praised Su Qier openly, and praised himself secretly.

Sucher spoke his blunt Chinese: "Nothing to be courteous, either rape or steal."

Tang Yu: "Please stop using Chinese indiscriminately."

"Ha." Sucher immediately switched to English: "Tang, let me remind you that next week there will be an event for Coca-Cola. Don't forget!"

bother!Tang Yu: "I can't forget, I will definitely go."

Sucher: "OK! BYEBYE!"

……

"I really want to live another 500 years..."

It's a good rest day, I have to answer the phone to die!

Tang Yu picked up the phone in pain and looked at the screen. It was Pu Zhenyin calling!Has this woman lost her way?
Tang Yu: "Miss Park, are you finally willing to call me?"

Pu Zhenyin: "Mr. Tang, congratulations on winning the NBA Rookie of the Month."

Tang Yu: "Thank you. It's just that you are too polite, but I feel a little uneasy." How do you say something?The weasel has no good intentions in wishing the chicken a new year.

Pu Zhenyin: "I have thought about it for a long time these days, and I have calmed down a lot. It is true that I am wrong, but you are too strong."

Tang Yu: "I don't deny my strength, but that also divides people."

Park Jung Yoon: "Can we sit down and have a good talk?"

Tang Yu: "Yes."

Park Jung Yoon: "At 7 o'clock tonight, Daehan Baekje Restaurant, can you come?"

Tang Yu: "Okay, I'll come."

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Korean Baekje restaurant.

Tang Yu walked into the private room and saw Pu Zhenyin kneeling and waiting there respectfully.He gasped, I'm afraid you are like this, can't it be a Hongmen banquet?

Pu Zhenyin asked in a low voice: "Master, are you here?"

Tang Yu: "Don't, I'm afraid of losing my life."

Pu Zhenyin: "Please sit down."

Tang Yu sat down: "We are also old acquaintances, don't use it for nothing, let's get straight to the point if you have anything to say!"

Park Jung Yoon: "I've thought about it for a long time these days, and I've figured it out. I'm willing to be the woman behind you without a title."

This can only be heard, there is no way to judge whether it is true or not.

Tang Yu: "Why bother? Isn't it better for us to maintain a business partnership?"

Pu Zhenyin: "I am a very strong woman, and I never allow myself to fail, but this time I lost to you. You are such a powerful man, the attraction to me is too great, and I have reached the point where I can't extricate myself. So I want to be attached to you, and I would rather be an invisible woman by your side."

Tang Yu: "There's really no need for that."

Pu Zhenyin: "Please believe me!" Then, she took out a USB flash drive from her bag and handed it to Tang Yu.

U disk again?what the hell is this?

Tang Yu: "What do you mean?"

Pu Zhenyin said calmly: "This is a video of me imagining you healing yourself. Now I will hand him over to you, betting my dignity as a woman."

Unreasonable!

Tang Yu pushed the U disk back to Pu Zhenyin: "I don't need this kind of thing."

Pu Zhenyin was a little disappointed: "Master, you still refuse to accept me?"

Why!Tang Yu: "Since you are determined to follow me, I will accept you."

Pu Zhenyin bowed his head: "Yes, master."

Tang Yu: "First of all, I admit that you are one of my women. This is a fact that has already happened. Then, you can be my career assistant, but you can't interfere more. Secondly, when I think it's okay, I'm willing to give you a certain status. Finally, I believe you will not betray me. "

I believe you will not betray me.These words may seem trivial, but they are actually powerful!He didn't believe it, he was completely confident that Pu Zhenyin would not dare to betray him!
Pu Zhenyin replied obediently: "Master, I accept all your arrangements."

Tang Yu: "From now on, I will call you Miss Zhenyin, and you can call me Mr."

Pu Zhenyin: "Yes, sir."

Tang Yu: "Miss Zhenyin, goodbye."

Pu Zhenyin: "Sir, can you stay with me tonight?"

Tang Yu: "No, I still have some things to do tonight."

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Coca-Cola advertising campaign.

Pu Zhenyin walked over with a smile, and stretched out her hand: "Mr. Tang, welcome!" Once Mr. Tang, it showed that she knew the general.

Tang Yu: "Thank you, Miss Park."

Pu Zhenyin: "Mr. Ingram has arrived just now, please go in too."

Tang Yu: "Okay."

……

Going in, Ingram was already sitting there putting on makeup.

That style, no matter how cool it is, is like the little boy next to the boss of Pirates of the Caribbean carrying the chamber pot.

Tang Yu went to sit down and found that 2.06 meters was different, much higher than himself.

The makeup artist hurried over to apply makeup to Tang Yu.

Tang Yu just took the time to chat with Ingram.

"Hi! Dude!"

Ingram: "WOW, classmate."

Tang Yu: "Student, deputy monitor."

Ingram: "You are awesome. The highest score is 36 points."

Tang Yu: "It's a small thing."

Ingram: "I am far behind you. The highest score so far is only 17 points, which is not as high as your debut score."

Tang Yu: "You've been paying attention to me, have you been paying attention to me?"

Ingram: "Isn't that right? You are the benchmark for our peers. Who doesn't want to compare with you? I don't understand why you are the No. [-] pick, but I am only the No. [-] pick."

Tang Yu played a Chinese-style polite: "You can't say that, you are better than me."

Ingram proudly climbed up: "Yes, I rebound better than you. Now you are the famous Tang Wu rebounder."

Tang Yu wondered: "Tang Wuban? What do you mean?"

Ingram: "You don't know yet? The reporter named Tides wrote an article to spray you!"

Tang Yu scolded: "That bullshit."

The more Ingram talked, the more proud he was: "He said that as a small forward, you never had more than 5 rebounds in a game. It is a joke to say that you are."

Tang Yu: "Annoying."

Makeup artist: "Mr. Tang Yu, change clothes."

Tang Yu: "Okay."

When the clothing brought a piece of clothing, Tang Yu refused in his heart.It was a great ancient costume, not too expensive.I am a good Chinese, why do I have to pretend to be a stick?
No way, commercial credit, you have to wear it if you don't wear it.

Tang Yu put on his clothes: "Smecta! Assi!"

Ingram: "What do you mean?"

Tang Yu: "I have a dog, four meters big."

Ingram: "You raise a wolf! WOLF!"

Tang Yu: "Brother, have you ever seen a four-meter-long wolf?"

Props: "Mr. Tang, your sword."

Tang Yu: "What am I doing with the sword?"

Props: "Ask the director later."

Ingram: "I also have a sword." As he spoke, he shook it in front of Tang Yu.

Tang Yu looked at the sword in his hand, the Chinese sword; and then at the sword in Ingram's hand, the Western sword.What the hell?Do you want me to kill Ingram?Will it be too violent?
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Tang Yu and Ingram were taken to the shooting room.

The studio was huge, but there was nothing else but a big blue cloth and a few cameras.Sticks are really economical.

The director came on stage: "Two big football stars, let me tell you about the show."

Tang Yu: "Can I do it?"

Director: "It's very simple! This scene is like this: You pretend to be the national hero of our Republic of Korea and go to the western ocean to find the lost Dragon Ball. When you pass through the Caribbean Sea, you meet Captain Inger, the overlord of the Caribbean pirates."

Ingram chimed in: "And he took five boards. Haha!"

Tang Yu: "Your grandfather's."

Director: "Please don't interrupt. I'll continue: Two strong fighters fight, one must die. So you fight and fight, fight and fight, and fight for two months."

Tang Yu: "Aren't I tired?"

Director: "That's not the point. The point is that when you guys are playing hard, a bottle of Coke pops out of the bottom of the sea. Wow, good stuff! What's next?"

Tang Yu: "After two months of beating, I must be very thirsty. For a bottle of Coke, I will definitely kill him!"

Ingram: "Oh?"

Director: "Wrong, that's not in line with the harmonious and united spirit of our Stick Coke. You two should share that bottle of Stick Coke, and then you will become best friends. Because a bottle of Stick Coke made a pair of peerless friends, what a touching and perfect story!"

Director, don't be intoxicated yet.

Tang Yu: "Director, I have a question to ask."

Director: "You ask?"

Tang Yu: "What about Dragon Ball? Are you still looking for it?"

Director: "Uh...fuck that damn Dragon Ball, there's nothing wrong with it!"

Bangzi, what a brain hole!

(End of this chapter)