The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 29 One Dragon and Two Phoenixes

As soon as the wound was bandaged, the phone rang.

Tang Yu: "Hello? Coach?"

Coach Brown's extremely anxious voice came from the phone: "Don, I heard that you were stabbed with a knife? Is it serious?"

Tang Yu replied: "I'm being bandaged in the hospital. No, how did you know it so quickly?"

Coach Brown: "It's going to be in the newspapers in a while! May I not know?"

Tang Yu: "In the information age, there are no secrets."

Coach Brown: "Which hospital are you in? I'll send Locke over."

Tang Yu: "Small skin trauma, no need."

Coach Brown: "I'll trouble you, you have to pay attention to minor injuries! Don't be sloppy! OK?"

trouble!Can you not say this word?

Tang Yu: "Let him come over, I have a headache."

Coach Brown: "You don't have a concussion, do you?"

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76ers official Twitter:
Tang Yu, a member of our team, acted bravely when he saw justice, and bravely rescued the Japanese girl who was persecuted by criminals.However, the gangster was so cruel and cruel that he stabbed Tang Yu with a knife.Tang Yu's return date is unknown! ? !
In fact, this kind of minor injury lasts at most three to five days, but the 76ers officially described the time as "unknown return date" in order to create a heroic image for Tang Yu.It really deserves to be a business alliance.

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Tang Yu just wanted to get out of bed.

"Don't move, your injury is still not healed, how can you get out of bed!"

Tang Yu turned around a little.

"Don't move, be careful not to touch the wound!"

Tang Yu straightened up and leaned against the head of the bed.

"Don't move, lie down and recover faster!"

"Don't move!"

"Don't move!"

"Don't move!"

OMG!

Tang Yu never wanted Lin Yueyun to leave earlier like today.

"Sister, it's just a minor injury. I don't need to lie down like that. Besides, my only injury is my arm, so I can walk around."

Lin Yueyun: "It's serious. If you don't pay attention, the wound may melt and become inflamed."

God, help me!
"It's raining, and the vegetation in the old hometown is deep..." God came.

Lin Yueyun is also familiar with Wan Qiang's exclusive ringtone, and handed the phone to Tang Yu: "Brother Qiang is calling."

Tang Yu took the phone: "Thank you."

Wan Qiang: "Hey, Yu Shuai? I heard that you were hacked? Did you not die? My soul was almost scared out of my mind."

Tang Yu replied angrily: "It's just a small injury, do you really want me to die?"

Wan Qiang: "The official tweets of the 76ers say that you have an indefinite truce, can I not be in a hurry?"

Tang Yu: "It's just a commercial means, don't you understand me? Besides, if I'm really dying, can't I say goodbye to you?"

Wan Qiang: "Love never dies, I die."

Tang Yu: "No."

Lin Yueyun: "You always like to bicker with Brother Qiang."

Tang Yu giggled: "The story of dogs and sheep."

Lin Yueyun: "Brother Yu, I'm going back. The matsutake chicken soup in the kitchen has been stewed, remember to drink it. Also, don't move around at other times!"

Tang Yu began to pretend to be pitiful: "Sister Yueyun, I'm already like this, you can stay with me tonight!" Sima Zhao's heart.

Lin Yueyun blushed when she heard this: "No way!"

Tang Yu: "Hey, I'm so pitiful, I'm just a helpless orphan."

Lin Yueyun won't be fooled by him: "I'm leaving. Bye!"

"Goodbye." Sad goodbye.

When Lin Yueyun went out, Tang Yu got up from the bed, and he was alive and well all his life.I have been sleeping for a whole day, and if there is nothing wrong with me, I will get sick from sleep, so I need to move quickly.

Matsutake chicken soup, drink it up, after all, love meal.

It's 19:30, and the game will start in a while.Tang Yu turned on the TV, let's stand and watch it for a while, now even if he is sitting, he will feel back pain.

What seems to be missing?Beer and peanuts!These two things are a perfect match for the game!Isn't there a song about matching a beer with a game?
Ding...the doorbell rang.

It's so late to deliver the courier?
Tang Yu opened the door.

Who is standing outside the door?Ogawa Asuka!He was carrying a large bag in his hand.

Tang Yu: "Miss Xiaochuan?"

Ogawa Asuka: "Tang Sang, I have caused you trouble!"

Tang Yu: "No, please come in."

Asuka Ogawa saw the beer and peanuts on the coffee table when she entered the room, and quickly helped Tang Yu receive them from the kitchen and put them in the refrigerator.Completely don't think of yourself as an outsider.

"Your hand is injured now, so you can't eat these things."

Tang Yu was confused: "Miss Xiaochuan, you are a guest, so you don't need to be so polite..."

Ogawa Asuka came out of the kitchen with a bowl of food: "The mustard fish porridge I made for you can help you recover. Please enjoy it."

Tang Yu: "Thank you! But I just drank chicken soup and I'm not hungry yet."

Ogawa Asuka was very pitiful: "I brought you all the way, please taste some."

To drink or not to drink?dilemma.Tang Yu finally understood what it means to be the most unbearable beauty.

Ogawa Asuka said sweetly, "Tang Sang."

Ding……

"Someone is coming, I'll open the door!" Tang Yu borrowed the doorbell to escape.

Standing outside the door was Pu Zhenyin, with a big bag in his hand.Tang Yu had a bad feeling.

"Miss Zhenyin?"

"Sir, let me come and see you. Why, isn't it convenient?"

I'm aboveboard, what's the inconvenience?
Tang Yu: "It's convenient. Please come in."

Ogawa Asuka's voice came from inside the house: "Tang Sang, who is it?" She really regarded herself as the mistress of Tang Yu's family.

When Pu Zhenyin heard it, it was a woman's voice, and it was not Lin Yueyun's voice!There was a woman hiding in the house, and he still pretended to be serious without changing his face!

As soon as he entered the room, Pu Zhenyin saw a beautiful woman kneeling on the ground.Did he take another maid? ? ?
Ogawa Asuka looked up and saw Pu Zhenyin too.

The two women looked at each other, as if they could breathe fire.They are all ready to swallow each other in one bite at any time, and a big battle is about to break out!Tang Yu's heart was shaky.

If this is not his home, Tang Yu really wants to leave and hide is the best policy.

Ogawa Asuka stood up with a seemingly polite smile on her face.

Pu Zhenyin didn't speak to her, but asked Tang Yu: "Sir, who is he?"

Pointing to the wheat light, Asuka Ogawa asked, "Tang Sang, who is this lady?"

Tang Yu: "Here, who should I introduce first?"

Park Jung Yoon/Ogawa Asuka said in unison: "Me!"

Play on your own, I really don't want to play!
Tang Yu forcibly calmed down: "This is Miss Pu Zhenyin, my friend and business partner."

Asuka Ogawa: "It turned out to be Korean, but South Korea is a slave country."

Tang Yu: "This is Miss Ogawa Asuka. She is also my friend."

Pu Zhenyin: "It turned out to be Japanese. Japan is a **** country that has been defeated repeatedly. And the injury is because of you, sir?"

Ogawa Asuka: "That's fate."

Tang Yu's head is full of black lines, you two can tear it to your heart's content.

Ogawa Asuka gently served the porridge to Tang Yu: "Tang Sang, please drink the mustard cod porridge."

Pu Zhenyin: "That thing is not nutritious at all. Sir, I stewed ginseng chicken soup with sesame paste for you." Then he walked into the kitchen, and brought out a large bowl after a while.

I knew things were bad.

Ogawa Asuka: "Tang Sang has already drank other chicken soup, so I don't need yours."

Pu Zhenyin couldn't bear this anger, so she decided to give her a hard time: "Miss Xiaochuan, sir already has a girlfriend. Do you know?"

Tang Yu secretly said: Pu Zhenyin, you are cruel enough.

Ogawa Asuka: "Since Tang Sang already has a girlfriend, why are you still here?"

Tang Yu secretly said: You are more ruthless than her.

Pu Zhenyin was stunned, never expecting that this seemingly weak Japanese woman would be so difficult to deal with.

"I, I'm a friend of my husband, of course I'm here to take care of him."

"I'm also here to take care of Tang Sang for Miss Lin Yueyun." He said clearly.

Tang Yu is stupid, have you investigated my account?I even know what my girlfriend's name is.

Pu Zhenyin: "Miss Xiaochuan, it's getting late, please leave. I still have to take care of Mr. Tang."

Ogawa Asuka raised her head and said meaningfully: "I can do everything you can do, why am I the one who left?"

"The game between the 76ers and the Nuggets has begun!" Johnson's voice came from the TV.

Tang Yu: "Miss, the game has started, let's all sit down and watch the game."

"Okay."

Tang Yu: "Can I trouble you to go to the kitchen and take out the beer and peanuts."

"no!"

Tang Yu: "..."

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Tang Yu sat in the middle, and Pu Zhenyin and Ogawa Asuka accompanied him from left to right.

Among the three, only Tang Yu watched the game seriously.Where do those two know the ball? It's all because of Tang Yu.

Tang Yu: "Two big beauties, please don't look at me like this. How can I watch the ball?"

"Ah."

Now it's all right, the two stopped looking at Tang Yu, and turned to staring at each other.

Don't fight with me!Amen!

(End of this chapter)