The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 30
Rodriguez hit a jumper on TV.

Tang Yu: "Good shot."

Park Jung Yoon/Ogawa Asuka: "Strike!"

Pu Zhenyin/Ogawa Asuka spray each other: "Do you know how to play football?"

Tang Yu: "What is this Tony doing? You can't make it."

Park Jung Yoon/Ogawa Asuka: "Tony Mana, I can't even get in!"

Tang Yu: "Jahil, why don't you vote! Vote! Oops."

Park Jung Yoon/Ogawa Asuka: "Oh, Jahil is doing something bad again!"

There was a whistle on the TV.

Tang Yu applauded quickly: "Punish Pu Zhenyin and Ogawa Asuka."

Park Jung Yoon/Ogawa Asuka: "Unreasonable demands will not be accepted!"

Half time.

It was not easy on the court. The 76ers, who lacked the two pillars of Tang Yu and Embiid, only lost 10 points in the half.Those guys did their best.

It's not easy for you and I'm not easy. I really suspect that I seem to be watching the game at Deyun Club.

Fortunately, halftime is finally over, and Tang Yu is also happy: "Okay, the two beauties go home. It's really not too late! Don't send it away."

Pu Zhenyin: "If you don't go back, the second half hasn't started yet!"

Ogawa Asuka: "I also want to watch the second half with you, that's all."

Still can't drive away?Tang Yu sat back on the sofa, feeling cold in his heart.

……

O'Neal on TV was drooling again: "The 76ers lost 10 points in the first half, can they get it back in the second half?"

Pu Zhenyin/Ogawa Asuka: "Sure!" 76 is Tang Yu's home team, and these two women must have said that.

Tang Yu shook his head: "No, it will only lose to about 20 points."

Park Jung Yoon/Ogawa Xiang: "..."

At the end of the game, the 76ers lost 18 points, which was almost the same as Tang Yu's expected result.

Pu Zhenyin put her head on Tang Yu's left shoulder, and Ogawa Asuka put her head on Tang Yu's right shoulder, almost falling asleep.Where are they watching the ball?

Tang Yu stretched long and yawned: "You two, the game is over. I'm sleepy too, so I won't send it off. You guys go slowly."

Ogawa Asuka begged Tang Yu "very pitifully": "Tang Sang, it's too late, I'm afraid to go home alone."

Pu Zhenyin touched his chest "worriedly": "Mr. Tang, I am so beautiful, if on the way home I meet bad people who are interested in me, it will be bad."

It is easy to invite God and it is difficult to send God away. Although the two great Buddhas were not invited by Tang Yu, it is impossible to send them away.

Tang Yu finally understood that the two of them would definitely stay here. "Well, anyway, I have four guest rooms here, and the two of you can take care of yourself. You can sleep in one room for the first half of the night and another for the second half of the night."

……

After taking a hot bath, Tang Yu lay comfortably on the bed.

After being annoyed by three women for a whole day, Tang Yu realized that the emperors in ancient times were not easy. "The Legend of Zhen Huan" is really not for nothing.

sleep!

A ghostly knock on the door.

"Tang Sang, are you asleep?"

Oh God, help me!
Tang Yu tightened his heart: "I fell asleep."

"Are you still talking while you're asleep?"

Tang Yu: "I'm sleepwalking. For a powerful person like me, sleepwalking can also talk."

"You are so funny."

Tang Yu: "Miss Xiaochuan, go and rest!"

"I wanted to come in and say good night to you."

Tang Yu: "Good night." Say first as a respect, not later.

"But I want to come in and tell you."

Tang Yu: "No need. It would be bad if Miss Park saw it."

"It's okay, I'm here too."

Tang Yu was "angry": "Do you two want to sleep with me? Threesome?"

With a babble, the door opened.Tang Yu was so frightened that he quickly turned on the bedside lamp, what if he was forcibly raped by the two of them?
I'm going, they actually came prepared!
Pu Zhenyin wore a maid's costume, which was extremely coquettish; Ogawa Asuka wore a maid's costume, cute and docile.

Tang Yu: "Good night! Are you two satisfied?"

Park Jung Yoon/Ogawa Asuka: "Good night."

Tang Yu waved his hand: "Go to sleep."

Park Jung Yoon/Ogawa Asuka: "I want to watch her go!"

Tang Yu: "If you don't leave, I will leave!"

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The night was dark and cold, green miasma lingered in the air, and the air was filled with a poisonous stench.Tang Yu walked forward in the ghostly forest, always keeping an eye on the sudden swamp under his feet.

where is thisWestern hell?

Scoff.A decayed hand stretched out from the swamp and grabbed Tang Yu's foot.Get out!Tang Yu kicked it away.

Crash!A whole zombie crawled out of the swamp, with disgusting poisonous algae hanging on its tattered body.

"Warning you, I'm the god of basketball, it's best not to mess with me!"

Zombies have no soul, no consciousness, only the desire to eat people!Walked over slowly.

Somehow, an extra basketball appeared out of thin air in Tang Yu's hand.

"Three-point shot!"

Tang Yu stored energy in his hand, turned the basketball into a ball of magic fire, and threw it at the zombie.The zombie was shot and burned to ashes, leaving only a vest on the ground with 23James written on it impressively.

What a monster!
puff!

There was another sound behind Tang Yu.He turned to find another zombie emerging from the ground.

This zombie moves slowly and has no face, only the 30 Curry on the vest is more conspicuous!

Tang Yu pointed at the zombie: "To tell you the truth, I am still the god of Tai Chi! If you mess with me, you will only die."

The zombie couldn't understand what he said, and rushed towards him step by step.

"Four elephants and two ceremonial palms!"

Tang Yu shot out two streams of icy true energy with both hands, wrapping around and freezing the zombies.Then he changed his hand out of thin air, turned his palm into a knife, and slashed lightly.

The zombies were instantly shaken into ice slags, which scattered in the air.

Tang Yu called it Taiji, but the name of the moves was the Kung Fu of the Emei School, and the Kung Fu used finally became the housekeeping skill of Zuo Lengchan, the head of the Songshan School.

Just like that, Tang Yu was exposed, exposing his essence of the three schools of Wudang, Emei and Songshan.

Puff puff puff puff puff...

What the hell?

This sound made Tang Yu feel the creeps deep in his heart!Because he found that countless zombies are crawling out from the depths of the earth, and every zombie's empty eye sockets are looking at him!
Urine.

"Brother Yu, don't be afraid. I'll save you!"

Lin Yueyun has a halo above her head, sits on a lotus platform, and holds a mutton fat jade bottle, descending from the sky, just like Guanyin in the world.

"Heroine save me!"

Lin Yueyun took out a willow branch from the mutton fat jade bottle, and tapped it lightly in the sky.

"Matsutake chicken soup chop!"

The nectar instantly turned into hundreds of holy light slashers, cutting [-] zombies under the knife in seconds.

Tang Yu praised: "The goddess is really amazing!"

……

"Tang Sang, I'm late. I'm causing you trouble!"

Asuka Ogawa is dressed in a maid outfit and rides a huge white snake from the sky.

Is that one the legendary Yamata no Orochi?Tang Yu trembled involuntarily.

“Shadowless legs with mustard cod porridge!”

Ogawa Asuka jumped up from the snake's back, swept across with one foot, and kicked out countless golden lights.

Strips of golden light penetrated the bodies of the zombies, purifying them into dust.

Tang Yu praised: "Goddess, enough!"

……

"Sir, I am late, please punish me!"

Pu Zhenyin was dressed in a royal sister's costume, and waving a whip in her hand, she came out through the air.

Oh-my-god!Goddess of Longevity!

"Ginseng Chicken Soup Lingbian with Sesame Paste!"

She swung her long whip, hitting countless silver light whips, and knocked the remaining zombies into countless dust.

The world is finally clean!Back to the age of peace.

Tang Yu clasped his fists and saluted: "The kindness and virtue of the three heroines, the boy has nothing to repay in this life, only to repay in the next life. Goodbye!"

Dodge the best!

"You can hug!"

"Chug now!"

"catch him!"

Poor Tang Yu couldn't run past the three goddesses, and was thrown to the ground in just two steps.

……

"Help!"

Tang Yu woke up from his dream in fright.

"Tang Sang, are you okay?"

"Sir, are you all right?"

In the darkness, there are two pairs of bright wolf-like eyes flashing!

"Mom."

Tang Yu quickly lit the bedside lamp: "Why are you two in my room?"

Pu Zhenyin and Ogawa Asuka pointed at each other: "I'm here to monitor her!"

City people really know how to play!
"You two can do whatever you want."

Tang Yu turned off the light and covered his head under the quilt.The fragile heart cannot be calmed down for a long time.

(End of this chapter)