The King of NBA2K Trash Talk
Chapter 38
Chapter 38
Colangeno is calling! ! !
Is it going to move Embiid?What kind of abacus did this old boy make me wait for so long.
……
Tang Yu sat quietly opposite Colangeno, not afraid of him at all.Little fox versus old fox, this is a battle of brain power.
Colangeno: "Don, the management and I are very pleased with your recent performance."
It is rare for Tang Yu to be respectful: "Thank you for your cultivation!"
Colangeno: "The All-Star Weekend is a stage for rookies to show themselves. Are you going to participate in any projects?"
Tang Yu: "Oh?" You asked me to come to say this?I am really disappointed!
But Colangeno was very interested: "Shall we go to the skill competition?"
Tang Yu: "It's boring." I'm a practical type, and I don't do those fancy things, okay?The most important thing is that the skills and I are not the same.
Colangeno continued to babble: "Three-point contest?"
Tang Yu: "Even Curry won't participate this year, even if he wins the championship, it's meaningless." My three-point score is 35, you want me to participate in the three-point contest?Do you want others to laugh at me?
Colangeno: "Slam dunk contest! You can dunk."
Tang Yu: "Forget it, I'm too good at dunking, I'd better leave the opportunity to others." I've said it all, I'm a practical player, and I don't like fancy ones!
Colangeno: "What about the All-Star Rookie Game? That might be for you."
Tang Yu: "Since everyone likes me so much, I'll take part in it. All-Star Weekend, anyway, let's make a face, otherwise it will be too embarrassing to the fans and friends."
As if someone begged you to attend.
Colangeno: "Have you read the latest report?"
Tang Yu: "No."
Colangeno: "In the latest report, you're No. [-] among the backcourt candidates for the All-Star Rookie Game International."
Tang Yu: "Hey, as expected."
Don't be too thick-skinned.Colangeno: "Keep working hard and you must make it to the All-Star Rookie Game."
Tang Yu: "Don't worry, I will definitely hang and beat those children by then. No pressure!"
Colangeno: "You sound like you think you should go to the All-Star Game?"
Tang Yu: "Isn't it possible?"
Colangeno: "It's definitely not going to start."
Tang Yu: "I don't care, just wait."
Colangeno waved, you can go.
So it's over?You don't want to say anything else to me?Do you want to try it out?Forget it, don't try it out, I won't ask if you don't tell me.
Tang Yu: "Goodbye."
Just walked to the door of the office.
Colangeno stopped him again: "Don."
Tang Yu: "What's wrong?"
Colangeno said pointedly: "You have nothing else to say to me?"
Old boy, you actually want to test me?Am I that young?
Tang Yu: "No more."
Colangeno: "Go ahead and practice hard."
Looking at Tang Yu's back, Colangeno secretly said: This kid doesn't know he's been bewitched yet.
Colangeno, the old fox, what kind of medicine is he selling in his gourd?It's better to be still than to move. If you don't ask me, I will pretend that I don't know anything.
++++++++++++++++++++
Embiid dunks James.
Embiid dunks James.
Embiid dunks James.
Embiid dunks James.
Embiid dunks, dunks, dunks James.The emperor killed Zhan Huang in seconds.
The best player of the game Embiid! 57 points, 22 rebounds, 0 assists, 11 blocks, 6 steals, 0 fouls, 0 turnovers!Plus or minus 40!
God-like data, who can compete in the world?
"Boss, you are awesome, I won't play anymore." Holmes threw away the PS controller.
I thought it was true, but it turned out to be playing the game "NBA2K17".
Embiid: "This game is too discordant, I must set my ability value a little higher."
Holmes: "..."
Embiid: "But it's okay, my ability value is still higher than that guy Tang Yu."
Holmes: "How can he compare with you."
Embiid dropped the handle and took a sip of orange juice from the table.
"Why do you think I'm so unlucky? I was injured for two years as soon as I entered the league. It's hard not to get hurt this year, but I met Tang Yu again."
Holmes: "Boss, isn't the captain back again? It's you now!"
Embiid: "The captain is useless. Didn't you see Tang Yu ranked first in the All-Star Rookie Game voting?"
Holmes: "He's number one in the backcourt. You're the number one in the frontcourt, boss!"
Embiid: "Comprehensively, he has a higher vote rate than me. I am a repeater, and I can't compare with him. It's a bit embarrassing."
Holmes is very good at finding reasons: "Small ball is popular now, and those fans are at fault."
Embiid: "It's hard to understand why a guy who likes to fight is so popular."
As a dog-headed military strategist, Holmes certainly wanted to give Embiid a bad idea: "Why don't we contact that Zhao again? See if he has any new ideas."
Embiid: "Not for now. The Zhao guy is a double-edged sword, and it might hurt us."
Holmes: "Actually, I also think that kid like Zhao is unreliable!"
"I'll take a call." Embiid: "Hello, Mr. Zhao?"
Embiid: "Oh? Haha. Forget it, my appetite is not as good as yours!"
Embiid: "Okay, thank you for your kindness. Goodbye!"
Holmes: "Does the surname Zhao want to do something?"
Embiid: "He met a Thai monster recently and asked me if I want to do it together. Crazy!"
Holmes: "Boss, I suddenly feel that it is right to stay away from him. Otherwise, sooner or later, I will be killed by this madness."
++++++++++++++++++++
George Park Field Stadium.
"I want to fly higher!"
Simon Sealy received Tang Yu's pass and hit the board with a high throw, nothing.
Tang Yu: "Put more force on your wrist!"
Siri: "I know, I know."
Tang Yu: "Brother, I didn't force you. You asked to learn it yourself. If you want to tease a girl, you have to suffer."
"Haha, you still want to flirt with a girl like you?" Someone messed up.
The two turned their heads.
Speaking is the rapper Raymond, Siri's nemesis.There is another person standing beside Raymond, Embiid!
Two groups of opponents!
Embiid: "Don, I'm really interested. Are you still teaching apprentices?"
Tang Yu: "Let's have fun."
In public, with so many people watching, it was a good time to humiliate him!Let's see who is the best rookie.
Embiid: "Don, let's play a game, do you dare to pick it up?"
What is dare to accept?I, Tang Yu, have never been afraid of anything, okay?
"What kind of gameplay?"
Embiid: "I'm with Raymond, you're with Siri. Whoever goes 20 goals ahead wins."
Tang Yu: "Okay, but I have a request."
Embiid: "You say."
Tang Yu: "It would be boring if the two of us had to shoot. We can only pass the ball, and they will shoot the ball. And neither of us can defend the two of them."
Embiid agreed in one bite: "Okay."
Raymond: "Haha, you are bound to lose." After studying with Embiid for more than a year, his skills are much better than Siri's scumbag skills.
Tang Yu: "Hehe."
Raymond: "Let's flip a coin to see who kicks off first."
Tang Yu: "It's not that troublesome, let you kick off first."
……
Not long after the game started, Raymond beat Siri 6:2.
The female fans watching the game are excited!
"Raymond!"
"Come on, I love you!"
"Raymond, it's amazing!"
Siri: "I'll go!"
Raymond: "Sirie, you can't."
Tang Yu also smiled: "Brother, it's up to you. If you lose today, it won't be easy to flirt with girls in the future."
He kicked off again, and Siri dribbled towards the basket when he got the ball.
Embiid kept reminding Raymond.
"Break him."
"Raise your right hand."
"A little higher!"
Seeing that he couldn't bring it in, Siri turned around and threw the ball to Tang Yu again.
Tang Yu grabbed the ball with one hand, raised it high, and threw it on the backboard: "Catch it!"
Siri pushed Raymond away, hugged the ball into his arms, and threw it vigorously.
The ball hit the board! 3:6.
"Silly, I love you so much!" Some female fans began to defect.
Siri blew a kiss to the female fan: "Pretty girl, I love you too."
Tang Yu: "Haha, you are quite embarrassing."
With the encouragement of female fans, Siri was like a god, and quickly moved the score back to 6:6.
6: 10.
10: 10.
10: 13.
13: 13.
17: 19.
In short, Siri has never been ahead.
Raymond missed a throw.Siri grabbed the rebound and threw it to Tang Yu who was outside the three-point line.Then he bent down.
"Oh, I can't do it anymore, I'm exhausted."
Tang Yu: "Hey, you have disappointed your female fans too much!"
"What? No! I will never let my fans down!"
"Then throw the ball in."
Tang Yu passed Embiid and gave the ball to Siri.
When Siri caught the ball, he couldn't even jump up, so he threw it away.Bang Dang, there really is.
When the momentum rises, so does the strength.
18: 19.
19: 19.
20: 19.
"YES! I finally won!" Siri waved his hands high.
"There's one ball left."
"Aren't there seven?"
"Win two to win."
"what?"
Embiid serves to Raymond.
Raymond didn't want to lose either, he just rushed with the ball.
Siri tugged and tugged at him, as if he was trying his best.
"You made a foul!"
"There is no referee again!"
Snapped!
Siri slapped down and knocked the ball away from Raymond's hand.
Embiid hurried to pick it up, but Tang Yu had already taken away the floor ball in lightning.
"Sometimes it's not a good thing to be too tall, to bend too slowly. Haha."
Tang Yu happily dribbled the ball out of the three-point line.
Embiid rushed over.
"Go, Ball."
Tang Yu rolled the basketball from the ground to Siri like a bowling ball.
Siri scrambled and grabbed the ball, closed his eyes, and finally threw it with all his might.
There it is!
21:19.Jedi overtake!
"Hahahaha..." Siri laughed triumphantly.
I wanted to insult Tang Yu, but I didn't expect to lose. Embiid felt that he couldn't afford to lose that face!
"Sirie, I love you!"
"Sirie, I love you!"
"Thank you, thank you! I love you all more!"
(End of this chapter)
Colangeno is calling! ! !
Is it going to move Embiid?What kind of abacus did this old boy make me wait for so long.
……
Tang Yu sat quietly opposite Colangeno, not afraid of him at all.Little fox versus old fox, this is a battle of brain power.
Colangeno: "Don, the management and I are very pleased with your recent performance."
It is rare for Tang Yu to be respectful: "Thank you for your cultivation!"
Colangeno: "The All-Star Weekend is a stage for rookies to show themselves. Are you going to participate in any projects?"
Tang Yu: "Oh?" You asked me to come to say this?I am really disappointed!
But Colangeno was very interested: "Shall we go to the skill competition?"
Tang Yu: "It's boring." I'm a practical type, and I don't do those fancy things, okay?The most important thing is that the skills and I are not the same.
Colangeno continued to babble: "Three-point contest?"
Tang Yu: "Even Curry won't participate this year, even if he wins the championship, it's meaningless." My three-point score is 35, you want me to participate in the three-point contest?Do you want others to laugh at me?
Colangeno: "Slam dunk contest! You can dunk."
Tang Yu: "Forget it, I'm too good at dunking, I'd better leave the opportunity to others." I've said it all, I'm a practical player, and I don't like fancy ones!
Colangeno: "What about the All-Star Rookie Game? That might be for you."
Tang Yu: "Since everyone likes me so much, I'll take part in it. All-Star Weekend, anyway, let's make a face, otherwise it will be too embarrassing to the fans and friends."
As if someone begged you to attend.
Colangeno: "Have you read the latest report?"
Tang Yu: "No."
Colangeno: "In the latest report, you're No. [-] among the backcourt candidates for the All-Star Rookie Game International."
Tang Yu: "Hey, as expected."
Don't be too thick-skinned.Colangeno: "Keep working hard and you must make it to the All-Star Rookie Game."
Tang Yu: "Don't worry, I will definitely hang and beat those children by then. No pressure!"
Colangeno: "You sound like you think you should go to the All-Star Game?"
Tang Yu: "Isn't it possible?"
Colangeno: "It's definitely not going to start."
Tang Yu: "I don't care, just wait."
Colangeno waved, you can go.
So it's over?You don't want to say anything else to me?Do you want to try it out?Forget it, don't try it out, I won't ask if you don't tell me.
Tang Yu: "Goodbye."
Just walked to the door of the office.
Colangeno stopped him again: "Don."
Tang Yu: "What's wrong?"
Colangeno said pointedly: "You have nothing else to say to me?"
Old boy, you actually want to test me?Am I that young?
Tang Yu: "No more."
Colangeno: "Go ahead and practice hard."
Looking at Tang Yu's back, Colangeno secretly said: This kid doesn't know he's been bewitched yet.
Colangeno, the old fox, what kind of medicine is he selling in his gourd?It's better to be still than to move. If you don't ask me, I will pretend that I don't know anything.
++++++++++++++++++++
Embiid dunks James.
Embiid dunks James.
Embiid dunks James.
Embiid dunks James.
Embiid dunks, dunks, dunks James.The emperor killed Zhan Huang in seconds.
The best player of the game Embiid! 57 points, 22 rebounds, 0 assists, 11 blocks, 6 steals, 0 fouls, 0 turnovers!Plus or minus 40!
God-like data, who can compete in the world?
"Boss, you are awesome, I won't play anymore." Holmes threw away the PS controller.
I thought it was true, but it turned out to be playing the game "NBA2K17".
Embiid: "This game is too discordant, I must set my ability value a little higher."
Holmes: "..."
Embiid: "But it's okay, my ability value is still higher than that guy Tang Yu."
Holmes: "How can he compare with you."
Embiid dropped the handle and took a sip of orange juice from the table.
"Why do you think I'm so unlucky? I was injured for two years as soon as I entered the league. It's hard not to get hurt this year, but I met Tang Yu again."
Holmes: "Boss, isn't the captain back again? It's you now!"
Embiid: "The captain is useless. Didn't you see Tang Yu ranked first in the All-Star Rookie Game voting?"
Holmes: "He's number one in the backcourt. You're the number one in the frontcourt, boss!"
Embiid: "Comprehensively, he has a higher vote rate than me. I am a repeater, and I can't compare with him. It's a bit embarrassing."
Holmes is very good at finding reasons: "Small ball is popular now, and those fans are at fault."
Embiid: "It's hard to understand why a guy who likes to fight is so popular."
As a dog-headed military strategist, Holmes certainly wanted to give Embiid a bad idea: "Why don't we contact that Zhao again? See if he has any new ideas."
Embiid: "Not for now. The Zhao guy is a double-edged sword, and it might hurt us."
Holmes: "Actually, I also think that kid like Zhao is unreliable!"
"I'll take a call." Embiid: "Hello, Mr. Zhao?"
Embiid: "Oh? Haha. Forget it, my appetite is not as good as yours!"
Embiid: "Okay, thank you for your kindness. Goodbye!"
Holmes: "Does the surname Zhao want to do something?"
Embiid: "He met a Thai monster recently and asked me if I want to do it together. Crazy!"
Holmes: "Boss, I suddenly feel that it is right to stay away from him. Otherwise, sooner or later, I will be killed by this madness."
++++++++++++++++++++
George Park Field Stadium.
"I want to fly higher!"
Simon Sealy received Tang Yu's pass and hit the board with a high throw, nothing.
Tang Yu: "Put more force on your wrist!"
Siri: "I know, I know."
Tang Yu: "Brother, I didn't force you. You asked to learn it yourself. If you want to tease a girl, you have to suffer."
"Haha, you still want to flirt with a girl like you?" Someone messed up.
The two turned their heads.
Speaking is the rapper Raymond, Siri's nemesis.There is another person standing beside Raymond, Embiid!
Two groups of opponents!
Embiid: "Don, I'm really interested. Are you still teaching apprentices?"
Tang Yu: "Let's have fun."
In public, with so many people watching, it was a good time to humiliate him!Let's see who is the best rookie.
Embiid: "Don, let's play a game, do you dare to pick it up?"
What is dare to accept?I, Tang Yu, have never been afraid of anything, okay?
"What kind of gameplay?"
Embiid: "I'm with Raymond, you're with Siri. Whoever goes 20 goals ahead wins."
Tang Yu: "Okay, but I have a request."
Embiid: "You say."
Tang Yu: "It would be boring if the two of us had to shoot. We can only pass the ball, and they will shoot the ball. And neither of us can defend the two of them."
Embiid agreed in one bite: "Okay."
Raymond: "Haha, you are bound to lose." After studying with Embiid for more than a year, his skills are much better than Siri's scumbag skills.
Tang Yu: "Hehe."
Raymond: "Let's flip a coin to see who kicks off first."
Tang Yu: "It's not that troublesome, let you kick off first."
……
Not long after the game started, Raymond beat Siri 6:2.
The female fans watching the game are excited!
"Raymond!"
"Come on, I love you!"
"Raymond, it's amazing!"
Siri: "I'll go!"
Raymond: "Sirie, you can't."
Tang Yu also smiled: "Brother, it's up to you. If you lose today, it won't be easy to flirt with girls in the future."
He kicked off again, and Siri dribbled towards the basket when he got the ball.
Embiid kept reminding Raymond.
"Break him."
"Raise your right hand."
"A little higher!"
Seeing that he couldn't bring it in, Siri turned around and threw the ball to Tang Yu again.
Tang Yu grabbed the ball with one hand, raised it high, and threw it on the backboard: "Catch it!"
Siri pushed Raymond away, hugged the ball into his arms, and threw it vigorously.
The ball hit the board! 3:6.
"Silly, I love you so much!" Some female fans began to defect.
Siri blew a kiss to the female fan: "Pretty girl, I love you too."
Tang Yu: "Haha, you are quite embarrassing."
With the encouragement of female fans, Siri was like a god, and quickly moved the score back to 6:6.
6: 10.
10: 10.
10: 13.
13: 13.
17: 19.
In short, Siri has never been ahead.
Raymond missed a throw.Siri grabbed the rebound and threw it to Tang Yu who was outside the three-point line.Then he bent down.
"Oh, I can't do it anymore, I'm exhausted."
Tang Yu: "Hey, you have disappointed your female fans too much!"
"What? No! I will never let my fans down!"
"Then throw the ball in."
Tang Yu passed Embiid and gave the ball to Siri.
When Siri caught the ball, he couldn't even jump up, so he threw it away.Bang Dang, there really is.
When the momentum rises, so does the strength.
18: 19.
19: 19.
20: 19.
"YES! I finally won!" Siri waved his hands high.
"There's one ball left."
"Aren't there seven?"
"Win two to win."
"what?"
Embiid serves to Raymond.
Raymond didn't want to lose either, he just rushed with the ball.
Siri tugged and tugged at him, as if he was trying his best.
"You made a foul!"
"There is no referee again!"
Snapped!
Siri slapped down and knocked the ball away from Raymond's hand.
Embiid hurried to pick it up, but Tang Yu had already taken away the floor ball in lightning.
"Sometimes it's not a good thing to be too tall, to bend too slowly. Haha."
Tang Yu happily dribbled the ball out of the three-point line.
Embiid rushed over.
"Go, Ball."
Tang Yu rolled the basketball from the ground to Siri like a bowling ball.
Siri scrambled and grabbed the ball, closed his eyes, and finally threw it with all his might.
There it is!
21:19.Jedi overtake!
"Hahahaha..." Siri laughed triumphantly.
I wanted to insult Tang Yu, but I didn't expect to lose. Embiid felt that he couldn't afford to lose that face!
"Sirie, I love you!"
"Sirie, I love you!"
"Thank you, thank you! I love you all more!"
(End of this chapter)
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