The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 39
Tang Yu Law!

Every basketball superstar has his own rules.

For example, Jordan, the god of basketball, has his Jordan Law!
There are other superstars such as O'Neal, Kobe and so on.Tang Yu has not stepped into the ranks of superstars yet, but he already has his own rules!

The official website of WWW.NBA.COM is updated, and the headline news has only one simple sentence: Tang Yu's Law!

Click in, a large report:
Tang Yu's Law: No one can beat him back!Even Anthony, who is known as the strongest back-up player in active service, has failed in back-ups. Who else in the league can beat him?What is a law?A rule that no one can break is a rule!
The following are examples of people who failed to beat Tang Yu back: Conley, Lowry, Brother Nongmei, DeRozan, Cousins... At least one company, too many, too many to count.

In a word, those who beat him back did not succeed.

The current alliance is a star-holding alliance.After reading the report, Tang Yu praised himself: "I was not promoted by the league, but by our own ability."

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The Cavaliers beat the Pelicans 108:93 away.

After winning a hearty game, James was blocked by a group of reporters on the bench.

Female reporter Desiree: "LeBron, congratulations on winning another game."

James pinched his nostrils: "It's just an ordinary regular season, and there is nothing to be proud of if you win."

Desiree: "A man has risen recently, do you think he will threaten your status?"

James asked back: "Who are you talking about? Why didn't I know there was such a person?"

Xi Rui: "Tang Yu."

James: "He is just a rookie, and he has a long way to go in the future. You can't praise him too much, it's hurting him."

Male reporter Franklin: "But as a rookie, he has his own rules. What do you think of this?"

Don't you understand the alliance's routine?But James found another point: "The number of times he has been beaten back is not as many as I have been fouled. It is too early to mention the law now?"

Franklin went one step further: "Then are you sure you can hit him on the back?"

James: "Of course. It's just a question of whether I want to or not."

Franklin: "Does everything you say count?"

James: "I need to go back to the locker room for a meeting, bye!"

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Knicks vs. Trail Blazers, press conference after the game.

Franklin: "Mr. Melon, your good brother LeBron James said that he can hit Tang Yu successfully. What do you think?"

Carmelo Anthony just laughed: "Haha, this will definitely work."

Franklin asked curiously, "Why are you so sure?"

Anthony: "Because I will teach him the technique of back hitting Tang Yu, and I will also pass on the experience of back hitting Tang Yu to him."

Franklin: "But you failed to beat Tang Yu back! What can you teach him?"

Anthony: "Otherwise what do you think I'm laughing at?"

Franklin: "Then you don't like James?"

Anthony: "No, at least a 50% chance."

Franklin: "50%? That's a lot!"

Anthony: "Actually, it's a matter of doing or not. Do you understand?"

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Retired superstar Kobe Bryant attended a fashion show.

CHUA, CHUA, CHUA.

The flash kept flashing.

The old Kobe always maintained a charming smile.

Desiree: "Corvo, your beard is growing."

Kobe: "I didn't get up at four o'clock in the morning, so I didn't have time to shave!"

Desiree: "Are you still following basketball?"

Kobe: "Of course, basketball is my life. I don't have to eat, but I have to watch basketball."

Desiree: "Then have you heard of Tang Yu's law?"

Kobe: "I heard."

Desiree: "Do you think you can hit him on the back?"

Kobe: "There is nothing in this world that no one can't do. Isn't there?" Who is Nao Ke, who would be easily fooled by these reporters.

Desiree: "You mean you can hit him on the back?"

You are so annoying, Kobe shrugged: "Why-not?"

Desiree: "Well, thank you!"

Westbrook, who is dressed with the "best taste" in the world, just walked over: "Master Kobe, hello!"

Kobe: "Russell!"

It was great to catch another one.

Xi Rui: "Wesbrook, what do you think about Tang Yu's law?"

Westbrook: "WHAT? Is this a fashion show? Why do you ask questions about basketball? Why don't you ask me about my taste in clothes?"

Desiree: "Okay. Who has better dressing sense, you or Kobe?"

Kobe stared at Westbrook.Boy, be careful what you say!
Westbrook is very knowledgeable: "When it comes to basketball, Kobe is my idol forever. Both his superb skills and his Barman spirit are worth learning, and I will continue to follow in his footsteps."

Pretty!

Kobe smiled and nodded to Westbrook approvingly.

Desiree: "Russell, why do I tell you about basketball and you tell me about your taste in clothes, and you talk about basketball when I talk about your taste in clothes?"

Westbrook: "If you insist on dressing taste, I am better than him. Haha!"

Kobe: "Fuck you, haha."

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Good morning, NBA!

TNT's famous basketball tearing program.

Host Sibigo: "Everyone, there is a hot topic recently, that's right, that is Tang Yu's law! In today's NBA league, back-up Tang Yu has gradually become a fashion. But so far, no one has succeeded! Who can back-up Tang Yu has become a mystery. Next, let's take a look at some interviews."

Video interviews with James, Anthony, Kobe Bryant and Westbrook played on the screen next to Sibigo.

Sibigo: "I believe everyone has seen it. It is estimated that no one in this world can beat Tang Yu back again, right?"

"Who said it couldn't be done?"

The paper door was broken as soon as it was poked, and Barkley walked out of the door with an arrogance on his face!
Special effects were added in the later stage: a body of muscles, hand dancing gloves, shoulder-patterned jerseys, and a gold belt tied around the waist.Completely fifty-cent special effects.

KO
Sbigo: "You scared the hell out of me!"

Barkley: "I'm very angry at you! You actually said that no one can beat Tang Yu back? You just didn't take me seriously!"

Sibigo: "What's the use of being angry with me? If you have the ability, beat Tang Yu back!"

Barkley: "You have the ability to call him here."

Sbigo: "You're just barking while he's not around."

Barkley: "I'd say the same thing even if he's here."

"Who said you're going to hit me on the back?"

Another paper door was broken, and Tang Yu walked out, and it was inevitable that he would be given a special effect of fifty cents.

"Ha, hahahaha..." Buckley couldn't help laughing when he saw Tang Yu.

Tang Yu yelled at him as soon as he appeared on the stage: "Master Charles, you are old, you can't do it!"

Barkley shook his finger: "A man can't say no!"

Sibigo: "Come on, come on, sit first! You, the king of the back-up, because your league has changed the rules of the back-up. You, the king of the back-up, because your back-up technique may be lost. You two, tear it apart!"

Tang Yu: "Master Charles, why do you always like to hate me?"

Barkley: "It's not who I'm targeting..."

Tang Yu: "Are you afraid that your chicken butt and little donkey won't be sold?"

Barkley: "Hahaha."

Tang Yu: "Don't agree with us Bibi?"

Barkley: "You are disrespecting the old!"

Tang Yu pointed his hand: "You are afraid!"

Barkley expressed dissatisfaction: "Who said I was scared? Isn't there no ball or frame here?"

Sibigo: "Watching the fun is not afraid of big troubles! Come on, bring props!"

Only the sound of tearing paper was heard.

After a while, a small indoor half court appeared in front of everyone.

Tang Yu: "Ha, it's all set."

Barkley slapped his legs and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, Sibigo, you pig teammate."

Tang Yu grabbed the basketball: "Come on?"

Barkley: "I won't come to things that are not at stake."

Tang Yu: "If I lose, I will buy you two hundred little donkeys."

Barkley: "Where's the chicken butt? No two tons?"

Tang Yu: "Keep it for yourself."

Variety shows, for effects, should not be taken as real.

(End of this chapter)