The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 4

In the 2016-2017 season, the first game of the Philadelphia 76ers.

The Philadelphia 76ers host the Oklahoma City Thunder.Can the 76ers kill the Thunder?Or will the Thunder overwhelm the 76ers?Let us all wait and see!
The first show of this year's No. [-] pick, a game worthy of attention!Relevant media in the United States and China carried out live broadcasts at the same time.

The trident on TNT's side is Ernie Johnson, Shaquille O'Neal, and Charles Barkley.

On the Chinese side, Wang Meng, Yang Yi, and Xiao Qi.

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Johnson patted the table: "Guys, the new season has started again, let's make some noise!"

O'Neal: "You are the noise."

Barkley: "In this game, the 76ers are against the Thunder."

Johnson: "The 76ers had a bad season last season. The hard work paid off, and they finally signed a new No. [-] pick. Shaquille, what do you think of this?"

O'Neal: "Why me?"

Johnson: "You and Yao Ming, the last Chinese champion, are old enemies and good friends. You know more about Chinese people than we do. If you don't ask this question, who do you ask?"

O'Neill laughed loudly: "You have to ask that guy over there, the god of donkey farts—Emperor Charles I."

Barkley: "Don't leave any pot unopened, okay?"

……

Wang Meng: "Hello, fans and friends! I am Wang Meng. Teacher Yang Yi and I will explain the game between the 76ers and the Thunder for you today."

Yang Yi: "Yes."

Wang Meng: "We didn't intend to comment on this game. But everyone knows that Chinese player Tang Yu was selected as the No. [-] pick in this year's show; we have to watch his first show. So, we made temporary adjustments, which can be regarded as overtime."

Yang Yi: "What about overtime pay?"

Wang Meng: "Teacher Yang, who is this Tang Yu?"

Yang Yi: "I don't know, I haven't heard of it. And I don't have any information about this person."

Wang Meng: "Very well, you don't have me. The only information I have now shows that Tang Yu is a sophomore student majoring in Taijiquan at Tsinghua University. As for the others... I don't have either."

Yang Yi: "I really want to see the 76ers' scouting report."

Wang Meng: "The inexplicable No. [-] pick is so blue!"

Yang Yi: "Haha, let's watch the game first. You will know if it's a mule or a horse."

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The player appearance ceremony.

For Tang Zhuangyuan's first show, give him face and make his final appearance.

"Tang Yu! Tang Yu! Tang Yu!"

The audience cheered for a while, giving him a warm enough welcome.For the home fans, Tang Yu is their hope in the future!It is their motivation to buy tickets to watch football in the future!That's why they are so enthusiastic.

Generally, black players turn their heads or shake their butts when they appear on the field, and there are boulders in their chests; but Tang Yu doesn't know that, so he thought of a wonderful appearance ceremony for himself.That is:

Play Tai Chi!

Playing Taijiquan is not only a bit like playing mahjong, but also a bit like constipation, more like playing mahjong while being constipated!

Someone in the auditorium made a fuss: "What the hell?"

Tang Yu pointed to the sky, facing the auditorium, and shouted loudly: "It's your loss if you don't understand!"

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The referee kicks off.

Emperor Embiid jumped so high, beat Adams, and turned the ball to Tang Yu's side.

Well deserved!

Tang Yu jumped lightly, put the ball in his hands, and happily dribbled the ball to the opposite side.

Do you understand the rules?You touch the ball at most and then you have to pass it to me. UNDERSTAND?

Rodriguez behind him growled: "Give me the ball!"

Tang Yu whispered: "Why should I give you the ball I picked up?" Continue to dribble my ball, so I don't bother to care about you.

Since it's just kick-off, none of the Thunder's players are in the mood yet.Tang Yu passed Robertson who was facing him in one step, and Oladipo didn't come to chase him, and let him easily enter the 3S penalty area.

step.

two steps.

Three steps.

Adams was also a little late in his position. Seeing that Tang Yu had already taken off, he just stretched out his hand and let him in.

Layup, goal! 2 points easy to get!
The first goal in life was scored too easily, and Tang Yu couldn't help but feel a little flustered.Brother, my 79 layup ability is really not covered.I really don't know what effect it will have after 99? 100% hit rate?

Waving to the audience: "Tell me, who is this year's No. [-] pick?"

Westbrook who was not far away was extremely contemptuous: "It's only one goal, what's the matter?"

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Johnson: "Shaquille, how is he? Is he okay?"

O'Neill: "What can you tell from this? Let's see more."

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Westbrook holds the ball.

Tang Yu is responsible for defending Robertson.

Tang Yu: "Hey, buddy, how does it feel to be blown up by me just now?"

Robertson: "Don't pretend to be aggressive, or you will be struck by lightning!"

Tang Yu: "I'll add a few more in a while, and then you will know what real pretense is."

Robertson: "Try if you can!"

For the first goal of the new season, Westbrook still decided to come by himself.

A change of direction, easily passed Rodriguez, without pressure.

Tang Yu secretly said: Old rookie, let me wipe your ass for you.

He moved over in one step, trying to block Westbrook's approach.But no one can stop Westbrook who is already up, even Zhan Huang has to hide.Wei Shao flew past Tang Yu like the wind.

Rodriguez scolded: "Don, can you be a little defensive?" Veterans will always bully rookies.

Tang Yu cursed secretly: You have been passed, blame me? "

Seeing that Westbrook had entered the penalty area, Noel stretched out his long arms to cover the sun and the sky.

Westbrook has taken off and passed Noel in the air.

Embiid flew over from the other side, blocking Westbrook's path with his big hand.

Westbrook changed hands in the air, avoided Embiid's block, and pulled the lever.

The ball bounced twice on the rim and went in.

A divine tortoise is a divine tortoise, it really is amazing!

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With the ball in hand, Rodriguez observed the situation on the court.

Tang Yu waved his hand to signal him to pass the ball.

Rodriguez glanced at him, your position is not good, why did you pass it to you?
At the same time, Embiid is already deep in the paint.

Without hesitation, Rodriguez passed the ball to Embiid with a high lob.

Embiid took the ball, dribbled twice with his back, turned around, and made a small hook.

The ball missed.

Sabonis got the rebound and passed it to Westbrook.

Tang Yu: "Let you pass it on to me! Can't understand gestures?"

Rodriguez: "Let's talk next time when there is space."

……

76ers VS Thunder.The current score is 4:8.

Rodriguez passed the ball to Henderson who was in a better position.Henderson dribbled the ball for two steps, couldn't see Oladipo, and passed the ball back to Rodriguez.

Noel stepped forward to pick and roll, and Rodriguez broke through with the ball.

It's a pity that Westbrook didn't eat the pick-and-roll, and he was in front of Rodriguez in two steps.

Rodriguez immediately returned the ball to Noll.Noll kept catching the ball, only made a transfer, and then passed the ball to Embiid inside.

Embiid stepped up, pushed Sabonis away, and scored with a rebound.

In this attack, Tang Yu didn't touch the ball.He greeted Rodriguez's family in his heart, you don't pass the ball to anyone and don't pass it to me, right?
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Oladipo made a three-pointer, the ball hit the frame and bounced hard.

Embiid and Adams both got to the rim, but the ball bounced too far and neither got the rebound.

The ball just flew to where Tang Yu was standing.

Huh?
Do you want this rebound or not?Yes, it doesn't seem very moral, others will say that I missed it!No, it seems that I can't justify it, others will say I'm stupid!
Hey, ball, ball, why do you have to bounce it in front of me?It's obviously embarrassing me.

It was too late to say it, but at the moment Tang Yu hesitated, a figure flew by, grabbed the ball and ran.

Immediately afterwards, there was a tomahawk-style heavy buckle!

DUNK!

Westbrook!Megatron!

Embiid was angry, turned his head and yelled at Tang Yu: "Don, what are you thinking?"

I'm just being humble.There will be no next time this happens!
(End of this chapter)