The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 3
"It's raining, and the old hometown is full of grass and trees..."

Sleepy-eyed Tang Yu connected the phone: "Hey, Brother Qiang, what's the matter?"

Wan Qiang: "Yu Shuai, it's already nine o'clock over there, and the sun is drying your ass. Are you still sleeping?"

Tang Yu: "The long season is about to begin, let's sleep in for the last time."

Wan Qiang: "Just now I had a meal with Manager Chen of Anta, and they have already agreed to your 500 million RMB endorsement fee. How about it, am I good?"

Tang Yu: "Tell them, now I want 600 million."

Wan Qiang was anxious: "Hey, you can't do this!"

Tang Yu: "I'm the No. [-] pick now, and a rising tide raises all boats. Can't I ask for more?"

Wan Qiang: "You're a lion, it's not good."

Tang Yu: "Tell them that Li Ning offered 800 million yuan. I gave them 600 million yuan as a human price."

Wan Qiang: "I really believed this time."

Tang Yu: "Brother Qiang, the extra million is yours."

Wan Qiang: "600 million is too low, I told them you want 700 million, that's it."

Tang Yu: "Good brother, show loyalty!"

Wan Qiang: "Wait for my good news."

Tang Yu: "Bye."

After hanging up the phone, Tang Yu fell on the bed again.There are many thoughts in my heart: Kobe's story at 4 am in Los Angeles has inspired generations of basketball players, so we have to make a story about Tang Yu's 9 am in Philadelphia, right?
That's it, got to get up and go to the gym.

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At 10:30 in the morning, Tang Yu arrived at the training hall on time.No sound from inside the hall can be heard from outside.

It's so deserted, why is there no one?It's no wonder that the 76ers' performance is so poor. No one came to the training hall during non-team scheduled training time!

Entering the training hall, Tang Yu was surprised that there was still a person inside!

The man picks up the ball and throws it.

Pick up the ball, throw the ball.

Pick up the ball, throw the ball.

Quasi-heart is not bad.

Tang Yu went over, picked up a ball, made a layup in three steps, and scored easily.

Tang Yu: "Dude, who are you?"

The man throws another ball, the ball draws a beautiful arc in the sky and goes into the frame.He stopped and looked at Tang Yu: "Who are you?"

Tang Yu: "I'm Tang Yu, the No. [-] pick this year."

The man replied: "I'm Ben Simmons, next year's No. [-] pick."

Don't fool me, Ben Simmons doesn't look like you.

Tang Yu pointed at Simmons with one hand: "Where is the monster, why don't you show your original shape soon?"

Simmons: "Are you stupid?"

Tang Yu: "I'm not fucking dreaming, am I?"

Simmons: "You really are dreaming."

Tang Yu: "I can't accept this reality."

Simmons: "I said it all, you are dreaming."

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When he woke up from the dream, Simmons was gone.

Tang Yu looked at the time, it was only 9:[-] in the morning, and he fell asleep for half an hour after answering the phone call from Brother Qiang just now.

Today is the day of the No. [-] pick's NBA debut. We must not lose the chain, let alone lose the face of our Chinese.

Playing basketball is the same as fighting a war. Know yourself and your enemy, and you will win every battle.Tang Yu decided to study his teammates and opponents first, picked up the little N from the bedside, and clicked on it.

First of all, here is the 76ers:

Point guard PG: Sergio Rodriguez.

It's unreliable to be like that at the age of 30.In today's league where point guards dominate, even Harden has been transferred to control.The management is reluctant to spend a little more money to get a better person?I don't expect people like Westbrook, Curry and Irving to help me, even if it's a little bit close, Thomas Jr. will do. (Management: The strongest 175 on the surface? You want to be beautiful!)

SG: Gerald Henderson.

28 years old with limited potential.Averaged nearly 10 points per game, which is basically qualified.

Small forward SF: Tang Yu.

This bull fork!It is useless to say more.

Power Forward PF: Nerlens Noel.

Only 22 years old, has some potential.

Center C: Joel Embiid.

22 years old, Emperor Embiid, this is amazing.If he doesn't play well, half the game is lost.

There is also a relatively good one sitting on the bench: PF/C Jahlil Okafor.He is only 20 years old and has a not too bad mid-range shot. The disadvantage is that he is relatively slow.Overall, there is still potential.To be more precise, the potential is still limited.

Look at the opponent, the Oklahoma City Thunder:

Point guard PG: Russell Westbrook.

This is terrible, awesome people!Westbrook, Megatron, Turtle, and Turtle are all him.Masao the Turtle Head - Japan wears steel plate, this is not him, but a little Japanese.

Sub-position SG: Victor Oladipo.

At the age of 24, with a barely passable three-pointer, he can be regarded as Westbrook's relatively strong CBA teammate.Overall, there is still room for improvement.

Small Forward SF: Andre Roberson.

This one is going to blow up.By whom?I am ashamed to say.

Power forward PF: Domantas Sabonis.

To be young is to be young.

Center C: Steven Adams.

The powerful blue-collar around Westbrook has finishing ability, but no basketball.He is a tough guy on the court, and his personality is fine; given time, it is not difficult to become a super blue-collar.Cap Jordan.

There is also a more powerful substitute on the bench: Turkish terrorist PF/C Enes Kanter.There are some complementarities with Adams' abilities, but this person has a shortcoming, that is, he is cowardly.He dared not vote at critical moments, and was easily scolded by the boss.

After analyzing the abilities of the players of the two teams, Tang Yu made a rough comparison and analysis of the overall strength of the two teams.

1. Both teams have a strong star: Tang Yu VS Westbrook.Although Westbrook's ability value is 95, Tang Yu's ability value is only 75, and there is an Embiid difference in the middle, but it must be forced to be similar.There is no way, who in this world would think that he is bad.

2. Both teams are relatively young teams.The difference is that last year the Thunder played in the Western Conference Finals; the 76ers, let alone...

3. Both teams' interiors are pretty good, relatively good (without comparing with other teams).In this game, the fight is inside.Even if the striker is as strong as Tang Yu, it will not play a decisive role.As a human, you have to find a way out for yourself.

4. The overall strength of the two teams is about the same.

If you predict the result of today's game, it will be a 76-[-] split. After all, the [-]ers have the home court advantage and forced a [-]-[-] split.The team with Tang Yu is [-]-[-] compared with any team.

So, be afraid of hair!
Tang Yu stretched his waist and yawned big: "How many balls do I need to beat Westbrook today to qualify?"

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player channel.

Embiid: "Dude, today is your debut, come on!"

Tang Yu: "Don't worry." The deep meaning: at least ten games and as many as twenty games, the boss of the 76ers should change hands.

Rodriguez: "Don, you are so lucky. Your first show is the first game. Back then, I didn't know how long I sat on the bench before I became the main player. I almost got hemorrhoids."

Tang Yu: "You should drink more Huiren Shenbao."

……

"Hey, Don, wait."

Tang Yu turned his head, and a dwarf stood behind him. "Why is it you again? The ghost lingers."

Tides: "I'm ESPN's team reporter for the 76ers, so it can only be me."

Tang Yu: "What kind of lace news do you want to ask? No!"

Tides: "I'm a sports reporter, not a sex reporter, please don't insult my profession."

Tang Yu: "Is that Michelle your concubine?"

Tides: "Please don't insult my morals."

Tang Yu: "Please go away and don't insult my eyes."

Tides: "I haven't asked the question yet!"

Tang Yu: "I'll give you 10 seconds."

10 seconds?This is not a problem for Tides, he asked a series of questions like a cannonball: "Today is your debut, can you get 10 points? Can you prove that you are not the top pick in parallel imports? Can you beat that Westbrook who can fly into the sky?"

Tang Yu: "What did you say? I can't understand ENGLISH."

After speaking, he walked away.

Tedes froze in place, in the turbulent wind.

Just at this moment, Westbrook passed by.

"That-rookie."

Tang Yu turned his head and replied a sentence in Chinese: "Mom compares, think I can't understand English?"

That kid must have said nothing good!Westbrook glanced sideways at Tang Yu with his tortoise eyes.champion?It's just a joke.

Tang Yu walked away calmly.

Lao Tzu not only wants to practice Tai Chi, but also to play basketball, playing very well.

(End of this chapter)