I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad
Chapter 591 The end of training
Chapter 591 The end of training
"How is it? Linghu, do you want another ball?"
"Okay." This guy floated away after winning one ball, and he called himself my uncle...Okay, let me, Linghu Yifei, frustrate your spirit, "Li Ze, do you think that three balls are worth the money?" Can't I get it?"
"You caught a ball..." Li Ze turned his head, and he smiled confidently, "Even if I lose."
"Okay, I see." I replied.
This guy Li Ze is really full of confidence. Could it be that he has mastered the abnormal killing kick-off skills like Chen Yihao said? !It doesn't exist. I don't want to see the bad touch of the tennis ball just now. I just judged that it landed on the right side, but I didn't think it was a tennis touch.
Okay, where will the next ball go?
Wait, Li Ze's posture began to change, he was already five or six meters away from the serving line.
Li Ze threw the volleyball and ran along the trajectory of the volleyball, jumping suddenly when he saw the timing.
Oops, it's a jump serve!I came back to my senses and started to take a step. The ball had already fallen from my right foot. The speed of the ball was so fast that I couldn’t see how the ball landed. I only heard the loud sound of Li Ze’s palm hitting the ball, and the ball appeared in my lap. At my feet, I didn't even see the traces and tracks of the flying over.
"Ahahahaha!!!" Li Ze laughed loudly with his hands on his hips, "How is it? Student Linghu, don't you think it's unbelievable?"
"Indeed..." I was a little shocked. Li Ze's unbelievable athletic talent was really beyond my imagination, and he adapted too quickly to sports, and the difficulty of jumping serve is directly proportional to the turnover rate , since he was able to complete it perfectly, and even stood side by side with people who can normally play volleyball, he completely adapted to it in just thirty minutes.
It's just a monster...
"It's the last ball." Chen Yihao picked up the ball from his feet and threw it towards Li Ze.
"Okay." Li Ze was in high spirits.
No, no, if this continues, I will lose face, and I don’t know why there are more people onlookers, and there are more girls (this is because the school’s male-to-female ratio is not balanced, and it’s normal for girls to be more girls), no matter what, I’m fine. Some famous people in this school, if I let Li Ze win a complete victory, I would still be ashamed.
"Li Ze, I know how you serve." I spoke in a low voice, frowning and staring at Li Ze.
"..." Li Ze suddenly froze, his eyes became surprised, and his hand, which was excitedly hitting the ball just now, also stopped.
After all, I know that Li Ze is not stupid. He has been with me for so many years. He knows that my IQ is higher than his. Solving puzzles is something I am good at. Although I am not athletic enough, Li Zehe Chen Yihao, but his athletic ability is also excellent. If my brain can perfectly analyze Li Ze's serve method, then my body will have a corresponding solution. Li Ze is surprised now, thinking that I have successfully estimated his next ball .
"How is it possible?" Li Ze forced a smile.
"I've already guessed the next ball." I stood up straight and gave a more confident answer.
"what?!"
Chen Yihao realized something, and shouted at Li Ze: "Li Ze, don't be fooled!"
It’s okay, there will be more than that few accidents at that time, and it’s good to get used to the psychological pressure earlier, Li Ze seems to be frightened by my two words just now, I’m still smiling now, which is enough to make him flustered, in fact I don't know what kind of ball he will serve. If I think about it according to Li Ze's thinking mode, if the turnover rate of the jump serve is too high, of course, it is better to choose an ordinary standing serve to be on the safe side, but there is still a problem with the standing serve. disadvantages.
It is a good thing that an ordinary straight serve can easily pass the net, but I hit the ball to prove that Li Ze has lost the bet, and the risk of jumping the serve is high. Normal people's speculation, he should choose to touch the tennis ball for the first time just now. try your luck.
When I was in junior high school, I already knew that as long as Li Ze's basketball throwing posture is not messy, the probability of the basketball entering the hoop is as high as 90.00%. It is converted into a basketball, so the probability of hitting the ball is more than 50.00%.
I just saw that when Chen Yihao and Li Ze were practicing their serve, Li Ze hit the ball on the net deliberately, that is to say, during that period of time, Li Ze was practicing this tennis touch for most of the time. Absolute confidence to be able to serve a touch tennis ball.
I have already stood up to catch the ball. Even if the reasoning just now is correct, I am still standing in the middle of the court. If I have already guessed it, I can’t change my position at will. The right to serve is in Li Ze’s hands. Here, he's likely to change the way I serve depending on where I stand.
Well, it's a standing serve.
Li Ze gently tossed the volleyball with his left hand, opened the palm of his right hand, hit the center of the ball, and began to fly towards me lightly.
left?Or right? !
It was the first time I saw that the ball could erratically move from side to side during flight. It should be called floating ball in volleyball, right?
It's on the right!I kicked forward with my left foot, and my right foot was a little slow before I started to react and run to the right.
Oops...the arms are too short and can't reach the ball at all...
correct!It is said in the volleyball rules that you do not have to catch the ball with your hands, nor does it say that it is a foul to catch it with your feet!
I turned around violently and used the football tackle to save the volleyball that was about to hit the ground.
"Fuck!!"
"I rely on!"
Chen Yihao and Li Ze exclaimed at the same time. I caught the ball as if I was full of luck index. I crossed the net and fell on Li Ze's court. Li Ze stood there motionless, while Chen Yihao I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
"It hurts!" When I stood up, I realized that my left knee had slipped and hurt. Sure enough, the ordinary soft rubber floor still hurts...
"Are you okay?" Chen Yihao ran over in a hurry, he squatted down and took a closer look at my left leg, "Damn it, even the school uniform pants are torn."
"Do you dare to compliment the quality of the school uniform pants..." Besides, I was wearing ordinary school uniform pants, which were very thin. "But the floor really hurts. I will have to wear knee pads when I play in the future."
"It seems that this recent practice requires some investment." Chen Yihao stood up straight.
"Fox, are your legs okay?" Li Ze bent down and walked over from under the net, "It's just to catch the ball, don't you even need your pants?" Li Ze shook his head and sighed.
If I can't catch this ball, you might fucking say this to me for the rest of my life, of course I will catch this ball even if I die...
"Let's go to the infirmary to disinfect first." Chen Yihao patted my shoulder and said.
"Okay, let's pack up the balls and put them back in the sports equipment room first." The volleyball is borrowed with the school card as collateral, so you have to bring the tools for eating, no, it's the meal card, no, the school card, you have to put it You need to get your school card back.
Ah... the old school doctor in the school doctor's office is talking too much nonsense... and you still can't understand his accented dialect Mandarin is the worst. The school doctor's office should not be off work at this time... …
There are so many unexpected things today. I didn’t expect the school medical office to get off work and leave long ago. The three of us stood at the door of the school medical office and there was a gust of northwest wind before we came back to our senses. We stared at each other for a long time. In the future, I decided that it would be better to go back to the classroom first, and ask the students in the class if there is any relevant medicine that can be applied, at least it must be disinfected and sterilized.
Chen Yihao said that she sent a WeChat message to Liang Sisi. She said that she would bring hydrogen peroxide to the classroom to disinfect me at night. I heard these three words and felt that my wound was healed. The pain of hydrogen peroxide disinfection was really...
Super sour! !
"Leg! Give it to me!" Liang Sisi patted my left leg, "Hurry up!"
"It hurts!! Big sister, be gentle!!"
"It's really..." Liang Sisi twisted open the medicine bottle, "I heard that there are three people playing volleyball on the volleyball court to the death, are you the three you are talking about?"
"Uh ha ha ha..." The three of us looked at each other and giggled.
"Alas..." Liang Sisi sighed, "I'll give you cotton swabs, and you can apply it yourself."
"It's okay that it didn't hurt deeply..." Chen Yihao looked at Liang Sisi with a playful smile, but Liang Sisi glared at him, then turned and sat back in his seat, turned on the computer and put on the earphones, "Uh..."
"Come on, big fox!" Li Ze was in a state of excitement all the time, picked up the cotton swab and looked eager to try, I began to worry about my legs, "I'll help you paint, it's no big deal, I, Li Human hands are definitely a cure for all diseases, painless and itchy!"
"Chen Yihao, come and help me paint." My eyes instantly turned to Chen Yihao.
"Okay!" Chen Yihao responded immediately.
"Why don't you paint it yourself?"
"Do you see that my arm is within reach?" I looked at Li Ze indifferently. I can't even fold my legs in this position. How to paint the folded position is also a problem. This wound is not a single wound. There are several wounds from scratches.
"That's right. I'll go get some water back." Li Ze nodded.
"Fox, do you have a phone? Your phone keeps vibrating on the table." Chen Yihao stared at the cotton swab in his hand, slowly dipping it in hydrogen peroxide.
I turned my head and looked over. Those who call at this time should be related to work, right?It seems that the annual meeting has been confirmed to be this weekend, and it is normal for problems and differences to arise in the preparation and decoration.
"Hello?" I picked up the phone, raised my right shoulder and leaned my head against the phone, and rolled up the bottom of my left leg to my thigh with both hands.
"It's me. Yao Keying."
"What's wrong? Is there any special situation?" I put my feet on the bench and immediately held the phone in my right hand.
"There is no special situation, there are some things I don't understand, I want to ask..."
"It hurts, hurts, hurts! It hurts so much!!!"
"What's wrong!!" Yao Keying roared.
Fuck, my leg and my right ear are in pain that they shouldn't be, and this yell hurts me.
"No, it's just that when I was playing ball, I accidentally fell down and hurt my leg. It's no big deal." I stared at Chen Yihao fiercely. Chen Yihao trembled his fingers, and the cotton tip of the cotton swab slowly approached my wound.
"It really doesn't matter?"
"It hurts! Damn it!" I put down my phone, reached out and slapped Chen Yihao's head to death, "Did you poke the fucking medicine?! Are you trying to kill me!! Fuck!!!"
"Calm down! Linghu Yifei!! The medicine is about to be spilled!" Chen Yihao couldn't put down the medicine bottle and dangled with me there.
"If you spill it, lick it back for me!!"
"People will die!!" Chen Yihao had the energy to refute my words immediately, "Big brother, I know I was wrong! Big brother let go, big brother!!"
"It's really..." I let go of Chen Yihao, and picked up the phone again, "Hello?" It's terrible, I heard Yao Keying laughing very eeriely on the phone, I almost forgot that this guy is a rotten girl.
"Ah? Are you ready?" Yao Keying came back to her senses, "Is it really all right? Do you want to postpone the annual meeting?"
"Postponed?" I was a little surprised. In my opinion, I think the sooner the annual meeting ends, the better. If it is suddenly postponed, I can't react. Is there really any accident like force majeure? "Postponed By when?"
"After your leg recovers." Yao Keying responded to me abruptly.
"..." I seemed to be so hurt by the hydrogen peroxide that I didn't feel much. Chen Yihao also finished applying the hydrogen peroxide and disinfected me, and began to apply other medicines on me, "Don't pay attention to me..."
"Don't worry about it!!" Yao Keying's voice magnified several times, "What do you mean you!! Always treat your own affairs as nothing!!"
I was so scared that the phone was tens of centimeters away from me to prevent my deafness. Chen Yihao looked up at my phone in surprise.
"You put yourself at the bottom every time!! How can you make me believe what you say!!!"
"But……"
"But what!" Yao Keying immediately interrupted me, "The annual meeting will be postponed! I'll let you know the date later, that's all."
"Hey this..."
beep - beep -
Wow... I hung up the phone so quickly...
"Fox, did you quarrel with Yao Keying?" Chen Yihao's face was full of gossip, "Hey, could it be that you haven't talked with Yao Keying before, or something happened to embarrass other girls?"
"No..." I put down the phone, "There are often disagreements."
"There is no such thing as a husband and wife who are connected with each other from the very beginning." Chen Yihao tightened the medicine bottle, "There will inevitably be a lot of friction. Who knows what will happen to everyone in the future? Some people choose to give up, and some people If you choose to persevere, what the final outcome will be depends on whether you have worked hard to prove it."
"Why are you saying these things all of a sudden?" I smiled.
"Isn't that what you told me before?"
(End of this chapter)
"How is it? Linghu, do you want another ball?"
"Okay." This guy floated away after winning one ball, and he called himself my uncle...Okay, let me, Linghu Yifei, frustrate your spirit, "Li Ze, do you think that three balls are worth the money?" Can't I get it?"
"You caught a ball..." Li Ze turned his head, and he smiled confidently, "Even if I lose."
"Okay, I see." I replied.
This guy Li Ze is really full of confidence. Could it be that he has mastered the abnormal killing kick-off skills like Chen Yihao said? !It doesn't exist. I don't want to see the bad touch of the tennis ball just now. I just judged that it landed on the right side, but I didn't think it was a tennis touch.
Okay, where will the next ball go?
Wait, Li Ze's posture began to change, he was already five or six meters away from the serving line.
Li Ze threw the volleyball and ran along the trajectory of the volleyball, jumping suddenly when he saw the timing.
Oops, it's a jump serve!I came back to my senses and started to take a step. The ball had already fallen from my right foot. The speed of the ball was so fast that I couldn’t see how the ball landed. I only heard the loud sound of Li Ze’s palm hitting the ball, and the ball appeared in my lap. At my feet, I didn't even see the traces and tracks of the flying over.
"Ahahahaha!!!" Li Ze laughed loudly with his hands on his hips, "How is it? Student Linghu, don't you think it's unbelievable?"
"Indeed..." I was a little shocked. Li Ze's unbelievable athletic talent was really beyond my imagination, and he adapted too quickly to sports, and the difficulty of jumping serve is directly proportional to the turnover rate , since he was able to complete it perfectly, and even stood side by side with people who can normally play volleyball, he completely adapted to it in just thirty minutes.
It's just a monster...
"It's the last ball." Chen Yihao picked up the ball from his feet and threw it towards Li Ze.
"Okay." Li Ze was in high spirits.
No, no, if this continues, I will lose face, and I don’t know why there are more people onlookers, and there are more girls (this is because the school’s male-to-female ratio is not balanced, and it’s normal for girls to be more girls), no matter what, I’m fine. Some famous people in this school, if I let Li Ze win a complete victory, I would still be ashamed.
"Li Ze, I know how you serve." I spoke in a low voice, frowning and staring at Li Ze.
"..." Li Ze suddenly froze, his eyes became surprised, and his hand, which was excitedly hitting the ball just now, also stopped.
After all, I know that Li Ze is not stupid. He has been with me for so many years. He knows that my IQ is higher than his. Solving puzzles is something I am good at. Although I am not athletic enough, Li Zehe Chen Yihao, but his athletic ability is also excellent. If my brain can perfectly analyze Li Ze's serve method, then my body will have a corresponding solution. Li Ze is surprised now, thinking that I have successfully estimated his next ball .
"How is it possible?" Li Ze forced a smile.
"I've already guessed the next ball." I stood up straight and gave a more confident answer.
"what?!"
Chen Yihao realized something, and shouted at Li Ze: "Li Ze, don't be fooled!"
It’s okay, there will be more than that few accidents at that time, and it’s good to get used to the psychological pressure earlier, Li Ze seems to be frightened by my two words just now, I’m still smiling now, which is enough to make him flustered, in fact I don't know what kind of ball he will serve. If I think about it according to Li Ze's thinking mode, if the turnover rate of the jump serve is too high, of course, it is better to choose an ordinary standing serve to be on the safe side, but there is still a problem with the standing serve. disadvantages.
It is a good thing that an ordinary straight serve can easily pass the net, but I hit the ball to prove that Li Ze has lost the bet, and the risk of jumping the serve is high. Normal people's speculation, he should choose to touch the tennis ball for the first time just now. try your luck.
When I was in junior high school, I already knew that as long as Li Ze's basketball throwing posture is not messy, the probability of the basketball entering the hoop is as high as 90.00%. It is converted into a basketball, so the probability of hitting the ball is more than 50.00%.
I just saw that when Chen Yihao and Li Ze were practicing their serve, Li Ze hit the ball on the net deliberately, that is to say, during that period of time, Li Ze was practicing this tennis touch for most of the time. Absolute confidence to be able to serve a touch tennis ball.
I have already stood up to catch the ball. Even if the reasoning just now is correct, I am still standing in the middle of the court. If I have already guessed it, I can’t change my position at will. The right to serve is in Li Ze’s hands. Here, he's likely to change the way I serve depending on where I stand.
Well, it's a standing serve.
Li Ze gently tossed the volleyball with his left hand, opened the palm of his right hand, hit the center of the ball, and began to fly towards me lightly.
left?Or right? !
It was the first time I saw that the ball could erratically move from side to side during flight. It should be called floating ball in volleyball, right?
It's on the right!I kicked forward with my left foot, and my right foot was a little slow before I started to react and run to the right.
Oops...the arms are too short and can't reach the ball at all...
correct!It is said in the volleyball rules that you do not have to catch the ball with your hands, nor does it say that it is a foul to catch it with your feet!
I turned around violently and used the football tackle to save the volleyball that was about to hit the ground.
"Fuck!!"
"I rely on!"
Chen Yihao and Li Ze exclaimed at the same time. I caught the ball as if I was full of luck index. I crossed the net and fell on Li Ze's court. Li Ze stood there motionless, while Chen Yihao I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
"It hurts!" When I stood up, I realized that my left knee had slipped and hurt. Sure enough, the ordinary soft rubber floor still hurts...
"Are you okay?" Chen Yihao ran over in a hurry, he squatted down and took a closer look at my left leg, "Damn it, even the school uniform pants are torn."
"Do you dare to compliment the quality of the school uniform pants..." Besides, I was wearing ordinary school uniform pants, which were very thin. "But the floor really hurts. I will have to wear knee pads when I play in the future."
"It seems that this recent practice requires some investment." Chen Yihao stood up straight.
"Fox, are your legs okay?" Li Ze bent down and walked over from under the net, "It's just to catch the ball, don't you even need your pants?" Li Ze shook his head and sighed.
If I can't catch this ball, you might fucking say this to me for the rest of my life, of course I will catch this ball even if I die...
"Let's go to the infirmary to disinfect first." Chen Yihao patted my shoulder and said.
"Okay, let's pack up the balls and put them back in the sports equipment room first." The volleyball is borrowed with the school card as collateral, so you have to bring the tools for eating, no, it's the meal card, no, the school card, you have to put it You need to get your school card back.
Ah... the old school doctor in the school doctor's office is talking too much nonsense... and you still can't understand his accented dialect Mandarin is the worst. The school doctor's office should not be off work at this time... …
There are so many unexpected things today. I didn’t expect the school medical office to get off work and leave long ago. The three of us stood at the door of the school medical office and there was a gust of northwest wind before we came back to our senses. We stared at each other for a long time. In the future, I decided that it would be better to go back to the classroom first, and ask the students in the class if there is any relevant medicine that can be applied, at least it must be disinfected and sterilized.
Chen Yihao said that she sent a WeChat message to Liang Sisi. She said that she would bring hydrogen peroxide to the classroom to disinfect me at night. I heard these three words and felt that my wound was healed. The pain of hydrogen peroxide disinfection was really...
Super sour! !
"Leg! Give it to me!" Liang Sisi patted my left leg, "Hurry up!"
"It hurts!! Big sister, be gentle!!"
"It's really..." Liang Sisi twisted open the medicine bottle, "I heard that there are three people playing volleyball on the volleyball court to the death, are you the three you are talking about?"
"Uh ha ha ha..." The three of us looked at each other and giggled.
"Alas..." Liang Sisi sighed, "I'll give you cotton swabs, and you can apply it yourself."
"It's okay that it didn't hurt deeply..." Chen Yihao looked at Liang Sisi with a playful smile, but Liang Sisi glared at him, then turned and sat back in his seat, turned on the computer and put on the earphones, "Uh..."
"Come on, big fox!" Li Ze was in a state of excitement all the time, picked up the cotton swab and looked eager to try, I began to worry about my legs, "I'll help you paint, it's no big deal, I, Li Human hands are definitely a cure for all diseases, painless and itchy!"
"Chen Yihao, come and help me paint." My eyes instantly turned to Chen Yihao.
"Okay!" Chen Yihao responded immediately.
"Why don't you paint it yourself?"
"Do you see that my arm is within reach?" I looked at Li Ze indifferently. I can't even fold my legs in this position. How to paint the folded position is also a problem. This wound is not a single wound. There are several wounds from scratches.
"That's right. I'll go get some water back." Li Ze nodded.
"Fox, do you have a phone? Your phone keeps vibrating on the table." Chen Yihao stared at the cotton swab in his hand, slowly dipping it in hydrogen peroxide.
I turned my head and looked over. Those who call at this time should be related to work, right?It seems that the annual meeting has been confirmed to be this weekend, and it is normal for problems and differences to arise in the preparation and decoration.
"Hello?" I picked up the phone, raised my right shoulder and leaned my head against the phone, and rolled up the bottom of my left leg to my thigh with both hands.
"It's me. Yao Keying."
"What's wrong? Is there any special situation?" I put my feet on the bench and immediately held the phone in my right hand.
"There is no special situation, there are some things I don't understand, I want to ask..."
"It hurts, hurts, hurts! It hurts so much!!!"
"What's wrong!!" Yao Keying roared.
Fuck, my leg and my right ear are in pain that they shouldn't be, and this yell hurts me.
"No, it's just that when I was playing ball, I accidentally fell down and hurt my leg. It's no big deal." I stared at Chen Yihao fiercely. Chen Yihao trembled his fingers, and the cotton tip of the cotton swab slowly approached my wound.
"It really doesn't matter?"
"It hurts! Damn it!" I put down my phone, reached out and slapped Chen Yihao's head to death, "Did you poke the fucking medicine?! Are you trying to kill me!! Fuck!!!"
"Calm down! Linghu Yifei!! The medicine is about to be spilled!" Chen Yihao couldn't put down the medicine bottle and dangled with me there.
"If you spill it, lick it back for me!!"
"People will die!!" Chen Yihao had the energy to refute my words immediately, "Big brother, I know I was wrong! Big brother let go, big brother!!"
"It's really..." I let go of Chen Yihao, and picked up the phone again, "Hello?" It's terrible, I heard Yao Keying laughing very eeriely on the phone, I almost forgot that this guy is a rotten girl.
"Ah? Are you ready?" Yao Keying came back to her senses, "Is it really all right? Do you want to postpone the annual meeting?"
"Postponed?" I was a little surprised. In my opinion, I think the sooner the annual meeting ends, the better. If it is suddenly postponed, I can't react. Is there really any accident like force majeure? "Postponed By when?"
"After your leg recovers." Yao Keying responded to me abruptly.
"..." I seemed to be so hurt by the hydrogen peroxide that I didn't feel much. Chen Yihao also finished applying the hydrogen peroxide and disinfected me, and began to apply other medicines on me, "Don't pay attention to me..."
"Don't worry about it!!" Yao Keying's voice magnified several times, "What do you mean you!! Always treat your own affairs as nothing!!"
I was so scared that the phone was tens of centimeters away from me to prevent my deafness. Chen Yihao looked up at my phone in surprise.
"You put yourself at the bottom every time!! How can you make me believe what you say!!!"
"But……"
"But what!" Yao Keying immediately interrupted me, "The annual meeting will be postponed! I'll let you know the date later, that's all."
"Hey this..."
beep - beep -
Wow... I hung up the phone so quickly...
"Fox, did you quarrel with Yao Keying?" Chen Yihao's face was full of gossip, "Hey, could it be that you haven't talked with Yao Keying before, or something happened to embarrass other girls?"
"No..." I put down the phone, "There are often disagreements."
"There is no such thing as a husband and wife who are connected with each other from the very beginning." Chen Yihao tightened the medicine bottle, "There will inevitably be a lot of friction. Who knows what will happen to everyone in the future? Some people choose to give up, and some people If you choose to persevere, what the final outcome will be depends on whether you have worked hard to prove it."
"Why are you saying these things all of a sudden?" I smiled.
"Isn't that what you told me before?"
(End of this chapter)
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