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Chapter 592 Foreign Aid
Chapter 592 Foreign Aid
What?Did I talk about such profound truths before?Not to mention that I really didn't notice, did I really say something similar?
I seem to have forgotten to say something to Yao Keying, and she doesn't seem to want to say anything about the annual meeting, so I feel a little bit uncomfortable to be brought by me like this, but I still have a few days to see her on the weekend, now It's too bad...
Wait a minute!Why did I expect to see her on the weekend and suddenly feel depressed, what's wrong with me?Could it be that I am looking forward to seeing Yao Keying?Fuck? !I don't think so! !How can I say that I don't miss puberty to this extent, anyway, it's just an illusion, so there is no such perverted idea!Um!That's right, I didn't...
Wow... The more you deny this kind of thought, the firmer it becomes in your mind, and the worse your mood becomes...
What magic is so terrifying?Do I suddenly care so much about Yao Keying's words?I was with her in junior high school back then, and there was nothing like this...
But does that count as being together?Bewitched by someone like Lin Feishuang who has a successful plan, and treat her as a substitute, I am a complete scum...
"Fox, shall we continue tomorrow?" Chen Yihao looked at my leg worriedly, "The abrasion here should be hard to move, right?"
"It's okay, I'll just walk slowly, and it's okay to practice catch and serve." I just smiled far-fetchedly.
"Then...well then..." Chen Yihao sighed.
"How's your leg, fox?" Li Zeren's voice came before me, and he walked to my table with three bottles of water in his arms.
"It's all right." I put down the rolled trousers slowly, "It's just that my legs are a little cold." After all, winter is still cold, don't keep saying that Guangdong has no winter, and if Guangdong fails to enter winter, the spell damage caused by the wind will still be cold to mine.
"That's good, that's good." Li Ze put down a bottle of water on my desk, "Shall we practice again tomorrow?"
"Okay." Chen Yihao replied.
"Ok."
After school the next afternoon.
"Come on! Linghu Yifei! Accept my death-killing skill!" Li Ze ran over to pick up the ball enthusiastically.
Don't you fucking want to kill the game?Why did you run to pick up the ball? ?
"Hahahaha, how could it be possible for Linghu Yifei to experience it alone! Let me also experience your killer skills!" Chen Yihao laughed with his arms akimbo.
At this moment, I began to doubt my life. Why do I have to play with two actors who have a second-year-old disease? I can’t understand any of the messy skill names they use from time to time. Volleyball shouldn’t be practiced first. of it?Why are the two of them only thinking about how to use their nirvana to win.
"Multiply by number."
"Huh?" Chen Yihao stopped laughing and turned to look at me.
"How much do you know about the opponent's intelligence?" Some time ago, I asked Chen Yihao to help spy on the enemy's situation. Several times, I didn't see them practicing on the volleyball court. These days, we are all setting up exhibitions in the exhibition room, and there are physical education classes We can also see the class.
"To be honest, it's really hard to know who is going to play against us." Chen Yihao scratched the temple on the right side of his face, "Although my intelligence network has not been locked, it still takes a little time."
"Okay." I frowned, "These things are still a bit troublesome, how about..."
"Okay, okay!" Chen Yihao reached out and put his hand on my shoulder, poking my cheek with his index finger with his right hand, "How can you be dejected and happy~ I know you are thinking about things for me and Li Ze, but Sometimes we also want to do our part to help you, so don't blame yourself so much anymore."
I sighed, and smiled at Chen Yihao: "Okay, no problem."
"That's it, don't think about so many things!" Chen Yihao patted me on the back, "Come on, Li Ze!! Let me experience your unique skill - the stormy tornado!!" Chen Yihao stood in the center of the court , shouted at Li Ze across the net.
When Li Ze heard Chen Yihao's taunting skills, he raised his head and laughed a few times, "Okay, I will let you see it! What is lore!!"
"Come on!!!!" Both sides shouted in unison.
It turned out that Li Ze's jump serve directly killed Chen Yihao, and it felt like he had just watched a meaningless serve.
"I'm going to pick up the ball and come back." I walked slowly in the direction where the volleyball was rolling.
"Please! Let's keep coming!" Chen Yihao continued to yell at Li Ze.
How to play volleyball for three people... I am still thinking about this problem. There are many positions in volleyball, and the net should not be as low as the one in school. To hit a spike, you must at least jump to the net It needs to be in a high place. If you keep catching the ball so that the ball does not land, and you have no other means of attack, losing points will end the game quickly.
The opponent should have enough substitute members, and we only have three people. Besides, the opponent told us to play three-person volleyball. The opponent's information, the opponent's information, and the opponent's attack methods are all unknown. How can we win other side?Speaking of which, we don't even know what the opponent is holding onto...
"Be careful!!!"
careful?I turned my head and saw the basketball coming towards me.
too close!The time to reach out and dodge is eaten up!Turning your feet to the left side can avoid being hit in the face, the left side... it hurts!The left leg is injured!That's too late! !I closed my eyes and was about to accept the face.
bang——
Eh?Did it take that long for the ball to fly over?
"It's really...it's not worrying at all..."
this voice?A gust of wind wafted over with a smell that I was not familiar with.
I opened my eyes, and the person in front of me said, "Why are you here?"
"Let's talk about it later." Yao Keying held the basketball in her right hand and walked over to the basketball court domineeringly.
How did she just give the ball that was more than ten centimeters away from my face to the next one?I looked up, and she really came in wearing our school uniform, and her curly hair couldn't be concealed even with a ponytail.
"Fox, Fox, are you okay?" Chen Yihao and Li Ze hurried over.
"Ah, I didn't..."
"Fuck you! You beat people when you play basketball! You did it on purpose!!" Yao Keying cursed.
The eyes of the three of us shifted to the basketball court in an instant. What we saw was five boys bowing their heads to Yao Keying to apologize desperately. Yao Keying stuck the basketball between his arms and waist, and pointed at them with the other hand. Swear.
"This woman..." Chen Yihao stared over there dumbfounded.
"Fox, do you really like that kind of woman?" Li Ze slowly turned his head and stared at me.
"Huh? Don't you think she's cute when she curses?"
"..." Li Ze was stunned there, and Chen Yihao was also attracted by my speech. The two of them looked at me in surprise, while my eyes were shining brightly at Yao Keying.
"It's over...this guy is hopeless..." Li Ze sighed and shook his head.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" Chen Yihao asked doubtfully.
How can you say that?If Yao Keying appeared in our school, many people would chase after him. Fortunately, Yao Keying is no longer there... Wait a minute, even if I expand to the society like this, my competitors will not be more! !Fuck?If I don't get some grades, I will be completely drowned!
Why are those boys looking at Yao Keying obsessively now? Even if Yao Keying looks good-looking, you guys...
"Student, can I ask you to get a WeChat?"
"Take WeChat?" Yao Keying looked suspiciously at the boy who took the basketball.
"Just each other..." The boy scratched his head, "If there is fate, I want to get to know each other, is that okay?"
"No." I ran over at almost sprint speed just now, stood beside Yao Keying, staring at the boy contemptuously, "I figured it out after a few catties and a few taels." I spoke in a cold tone that radiated from the inside out. The aura made the opponent take a few steps back.
I'm sorry, I have absolute immunity to you boys who pretend to be my youthful sunshine and vitality and can pick up girls infinitely. As much as you pretend to be sunny, I will scare you as ghastly. What expression do I have now?Do you still have to imagine?I put on the kind of gaze that almost eats the other person's head, and I want to torture him to death from the expression.
"Ah... so I have a boyfriend, I'm sorry brother." The boy immediately nodded and apologized.
"Boyfriend! What boyfriend! He's the one..."
"I'm nothing..."
"You're so happy, brother!" The boy came over and patted my right shoulder, turned around and dribbled the ball and led me to the basketball court to continue playing.
Yao Keying and I stood there in a daze, our ears were both red and hot in the same reaction.
"Who... who is your lover, hmph." After Yao Keying finished speaking, she turned and walked towards the volleyball court.
"Huh? I won't be motivated by those two words? Do you really think I'm trying to impersonate?" I quickly caught up with Yao Keying, even surpassing her and walking in front of her, "I'll just give you a break , the boys in this school are like wolves and hungry tigers..."
"Are you talking about yourself?" Yao Keying caught up with me in small steps and stood in front of me.
"..." I looked down at her cheek, she was looking forward to something, "tsk. I'm not this kind of person."
"Who knows if you are this kind of person? Look at you, you don't call me when there are activities?" Yao Keying walked into the volleyball court, bent down to pick up the volleyball, "You know how difficult it is to buy uniforms in your school, you can only Find someone else to customize."
Get rid of the eldest lady, don't use the word "private customization" to distance yourself from us civilians...
"Sister Yao, do you want to try my ultimate skill?" Li Ze looked at Yao Keying with a smile on his face, threw the volleyball two or three times, and looked at Yao Keying confidently.
"Okay, I'm still a little confident." Yao Keying threw the volleyball back, and I immediately caught the ball. Looking up, I saw that Yao Keying had already driven Chen Yihao out of the volleyball court, bent down and got ready. Even rolled up the sleeves of the coat to the elbow.
"Come on." Li Ze stepped back five or six meters, some distance away from the serving line.
Alright, jump serve.
Surprisingly, Yao Keying was able to catch Li Ze's ball accurately. Although Chen Yihao was standing by the side of the volleyball court and saw the ball approaching, Yao Keying might have been frightened by the impact. Immediately responding to the forward smash, I dropped the volleyball, ran forward a few steps, jumped to the side, the jumping force was directly higher than the net, aimed at the ball and scored a smash.
"Fuck..." Li Ze followed the volleyball with his gaze, "Isn't the three of you a bit too much?!"
"Ah, no." Chen Yihao put his hands on his hips.
"Just kidding..." Yao Keying looked at me in surprise.
I lowered my head and glanced at my left leg, "It hurts..." It still hurt a little bit, and it was obvious that I had already taken off with my right foot just now, but it still hurt.
"Linghu Yifei, are you kidding me..."
"what?"
"How did you jump so high?" Yao Keying just questioned the height of my jump, "Why didn't I see you jump so high?"
"Sister-in-law ordered..."
I turned my head and gave Chen Yihao a sharp look.
"Sister Yao, Linghu Yifei's jumping ability is obvious to all. He can jump up to 1.8 meters. It's normal for him to jump over this kind of small net." Chen Yihao grinned, He didn't forget to rub me with his arm to let me answer the call.
I don't want to be a teaser for you, you can say whatever you like... I ignored Chen Yihao's hint and just turned my head to look at other places. They all looked at me expectantly, looking like a little girl.
"The high jump requires a fixed posture, and if you extend your arms, you can only touch the ball to two meters." After I finished speaking, I coughed twice, "Just practice catching the ball."
"Why do you want to practice volleyball?" I don't know how many times Yao Keying asked directly to the center of the question.
Both Li Ze and Chen Yihao looked at me, I bent down and picked up a volleyball, held it in the palm of my right hand, put my left hand on my hip, and said, "Do you want to listen?" I tilted my head under the big banyan tree He gestured for her to sit over there.
Next, Yao Keying and I told everything about it without reservation, including the elementary school boy who was tricked into the studio by us, and the purpose I haven't figured out yet.
After Yao Keying finished listening, she just frowned and was thinking. She stood up and swayed in front of me thinking, and sometimes she just closed her mouth when she was about to speak.
"Any idea?" I asked.
"There are many doubts about this matter, why do you have to believe what they say?" Yao Keying looked at me with a puzzled expression.
"Because the target of the end is not me, but Li Ze and Chen Yihao." I dare not place a bet lightly. If the target is me, I can give it a go, but the target is indeed Li Ze and Chen Yihao. , They can even receive inexplicable threatening text messages, but fortunately they don't care about such things.
(End of this chapter)
What?Did I talk about such profound truths before?Not to mention that I really didn't notice, did I really say something similar?
I seem to have forgotten to say something to Yao Keying, and she doesn't seem to want to say anything about the annual meeting, so I feel a little bit uncomfortable to be brought by me like this, but I still have a few days to see her on the weekend, now It's too bad...
Wait a minute!Why did I expect to see her on the weekend and suddenly feel depressed, what's wrong with me?Could it be that I am looking forward to seeing Yao Keying?Fuck? !I don't think so! !How can I say that I don't miss puberty to this extent, anyway, it's just an illusion, so there is no such perverted idea!Um!That's right, I didn't...
Wow... The more you deny this kind of thought, the firmer it becomes in your mind, and the worse your mood becomes...
What magic is so terrifying?Do I suddenly care so much about Yao Keying's words?I was with her in junior high school back then, and there was nothing like this...
But does that count as being together?Bewitched by someone like Lin Feishuang who has a successful plan, and treat her as a substitute, I am a complete scum...
"Fox, shall we continue tomorrow?" Chen Yihao looked at my leg worriedly, "The abrasion here should be hard to move, right?"
"It's okay, I'll just walk slowly, and it's okay to practice catch and serve." I just smiled far-fetchedly.
"Then...well then..." Chen Yihao sighed.
"How's your leg, fox?" Li Zeren's voice came before me, and he walked to my table with three bottles of water in his arms.
"It's all right." I put down the rolled trousers slowly, "It's just that my legs are a little cold." After all, winter is still cold, don't keep saying that Guangdong has no winter, and if Guangdong fails to enter winter, the spell damage caused by the wind will still be cold to mine.
"That's good, that's good." Li Ze put down a bottle of water on my desk, "Shall we practice again tomorrow?"
"Okay." Chen Yihao replied.
"Ok."
After school the next afternoon.
"Come on! Linghu Yifei! Accept my death-killing skill!" Li Ze ran over to pick up the ball enthusiastically.
Don't you fucking want to kill the game?Why did you run to pick up the ball? ?
"Hahahaha, how could it be possible for Linghu Yifei to experience it alone! Let me also experience your killer skills!" Chen Yihao laughed with his arms akimbo.
At this moment, I began to doubt my life. Why do I have to play with two actors who have a second-year-old disease? I can’t understand any of the messy skill names they use from time to time. Volleyball shouldn’t be practiced first. of it?Why are the two of them only thinking about how to use their nirvana to win.
"Multiply by number."
"Huh?" Chen Yihao stopped laughing and turned to look at me.
"How much do you know about the opponent's intelligence?" Some time ago, I asked Chen Yihao to help spy on the enemy's situation. Several times, I didn't see them practicing on the volleyball court. These days, we are all setting up exhibitions in the exhibition room, and there are physical education classes We can also see the class.
"To be honest, it's really hard to know who is going to play against us." Chen Yihao scratched the temple on the right side of his face, "Although my intelligence network has not been locked, it still takes a little time."
"Okay." I frowned, "These things are still a bit troublesome, how about..."
"Okay, okay!" Chen Yihao reached out and put his hand on my shoulder, poking my cheek with his index finger with his right hand, "How can you be dejected and happy~ I know you are thinking about things for me and Li Ze, but Sometimes we also want to do our part to help you, so don't blame yourself so much anymore."
I sighed, and smiled at Chen Yihao: "Okay, no problem."
"That's it, don't think about so many things!" Chen Yihao patted me on the back, "Come on, Li Ze!! Let me experience your unique skill - the stormy tornado!!" Chen Yihao stood in the center of the court , shouted at Li Ze across the net.
When Li Ze heard Chen Yihao's taunting skills, he raised his head and laughed a few times, "Okay, I will let you see it! What is lore!!"
"Come on!!!!" Both sides shouted in unison.
It turned out that Li Ze's jump serve directly killed Chen Yihao, and it felt like he had just watched a meaningless serve.
"I'm going to pick up the ball and come back." I walked slowly in the direction where the volleyball was rolling.
"Please! Let's keep coming!" Chen Yihao continued to yell at Li Ze.
How to play volleyball for three people... I am still thinking about this problem. There are many positions in volleyball, and the net should not be as low as the one in school. To hit a spike, you must at least jump to the net It needs to be in a high place. If you keep catching the ball so that the ball does not land, and you have no other means of attack, losing points will end the game quickly.
The opponent should have enough substitute members, and we only have three people. Besides, the opponent told us to play three-person volleyball. The opponent's information, the opponent's information, and the opponent's attack methods are all unknown. How can we win other side?Speaking of which, we don't even know what the opponent is holding onto...
"Be careful!!!"
careful?I turned my head and saw the basketball coming towards me.
too close!The time to reach out and dodge is eaten up!Turning your feet to the left side can avoid being hit in the face, the left side... it hurts!The left leg is injured!That's too late! !I closed my eyes and was about to accept the face.
bang——
Eh?Did it take that long for the ball to fly over?
"It's really...it's not worrying at all..."
this voice?A gust of wind wafted over with a smell that I was not familiar with.
I opened my eyes, and the person in front of me said, "Why are you here?"
"Let's talk about it later." Yao Keying held the basketball in her right hand and walked over to the basketball court domineeringly.
How did she just give the ball that was more than ten centimeters away from my face to the next one?I looked up, and she really came in wearing our school uniform, and her curly hair couldn't be concealed even with a ponytail.
"Fox, Fox, are you okay?" Chen Yihao and Li Ze hurried over.
"Ah, I didn't..."
"Fuck you! You beat people when you play basketball! You did it on purpose!!" Yao Keying cursed.
The eyes of the three of us shifted to the basketball court in an instant. What we saw was five boys bowing their heads to Yao Keying to apologize desperately. Yao Keying stuck the basketball between his arms and waist, and pointed at them with the other hand. Swear.
"This woman..." Chen Yihao stared over there dumbfounded.
"Fox, do you really like that kind of woman?" Li Ze slowly turned his head and stared at me.
"Huh? Don't you think she's cute when she curses?"
"..." Li Ze was stunned there, and Chen Yihao was also attracted by my speech. The two of them looked at me in surprise, while my eyes were shining brightly at Yao Keying.
"It's over...this guy is hopeless..." Li Ze sighed and shook his head.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" Chen Yihao asked doubtfully.
How can you say that?If Yao Keying appeared in our school, many people would chase after him. Fortunately, Yao Keying is no longer there... Wait a minute, even if I expand to the society like this, my competitors will not be more! !Fuck?If I don't get some grades, I will be completely drowned!
Why are those boys looking at Yao Keying obsessively now? Even if Yao Keying looks good-looking, you guys...
"Student, can I ask you to get a WeChat?"
"Take WeChat?" Yao Keying looked suspiciously at the boy who took the basketball.
"Just each other..." The boy scratched his head, "If there is fate, I want to get to know each other, is that okay?"
"No." I ran over at almost sprint speed just now, stood beside Yao Keying, staring at the boy contemptuously, "I figured it out after a few catties and a few taels." I spoke in a cold tone that radiated from the inside out. The aura made the opponent take a few steps back.
I'm sorry, I have absolute immunity to you boys who pretend to be my youthful sunshine and vitality and can pick up girls infinitely. As much as you pretend to be sunny, I will scare you as ghastly. What expression do I have now?Do you still have to imagine?I put on the kind of gaze that almost eats the other person's head, and I want to torture him to death from the expression.
"Ah... so I have a boyfriend, I'm sorry brother." The boy immediately nodded and apologized.
"Boyfriend! What boyfriend! He's the one..."
"I'm nothing..."
"You're so happy, brother!" The boy came over and patted my right shoulder, turned around and dribbled the ball and led me to the basketball court to continue playing.
Yao Keying and I stood there in a daze, our ears were both red and hot in the same reaction.
"Who... who is your lover, hmph." After Yao Keying finished speaking, she turned and walked towards the volleyball court.
"Huh? I won't be motivated by those two words? Do you really think I'm trying to impersonate?" I quickly caught up with Yao Keying, even surpassing her and walking in front of her, "I'll just give you a break , the boys in this school are like wolves and hungry tigers..."
"Are you talking about yourself?" Yao Keying caught up with me in small steps and stood in front of me.
"..." I looked down at her cheek, she was looking forward to something, "tsk. I'm not this kind of person."
"Who knows if you are this kind of person? Look at you, you don't call me when there are activities?" Yao Keying walked into the volleyball court, bent down to pick up the volleyball, "You know how difficult it is to buy uniforms in your school, you can only Find someone else to customize."
Get rid of the eldest lady, don't use the word "private customization" to distance yourself from us civilians...
"Sister Yao, do you want to try my ultimate skill?" Li Ze looked at Yao Keying with a smile on his face, threw the volleyball two or three times, and looked at Yao Keying confidently.
"Okay, I'm still a little confident." Yao Keying threw the volleyball back, and I immediately caught the ball. Looking up, I saw that Yao Keying had already driven Chen Yihao out of the volleyball court, bent down and got ready. Even rolled up the sleeves of the coat to the elbow.
"Come on." Li Ze stepped back five or six meters, some distance away from the serving line.
Alright, jump serve.
Surprisingly, Yao Keying was able to catch Li Ze's ball accurately. Although Chen Yihao was standing by the side of the volleyball court and saw the ball approaching, Yao Keying might have been frightened by the impact. Immediately responding to the forward smash, I dropped the volleyball, ran forward a few steps, jumped to the side, the jumping force was directly higher than the net, aimed at the ball and scored a smash.
"Fuck..." Li Ze followed the volleyball with his gaze, "Isn't the three of you a bit too much?!"
"Ah, no." Chen Yihao put his hands on his hips.
"Just kidding..." Yao Keying looked at me in surprise.
I lowered my head and glanced at my left leg, "It hurts..." It still hurt a little bit, and it was obvious that I had already taken off with my right foot just now, but it still hurt.
"Linghu Yifei, are you kidding me..."
"what?"
"How did you jump so high?" Yao Keying just questioned the height of my jump, "Why didn't I see you jump so high?"
"Sister-in-law ordered..."
I turned my head and gave Chen Yihao a sharp look.
"Sister Yao, Linghu Yifei's jumping ability is obvious to all. He can jump up to 1.8 meters. It's normal for him to jump over this kind of small net." Chen Yihao grinned, He didn't forget to rub me with his arm to let me answer the call.
I don't want to be a teaser for you, you can say whatever you like... I ignored Chen Yihao's hint and just turned my head to look at other places. They all looked at me expectantly, looking like a little girl.
"The high jump requires a fixed posture, and if you extend your arms, you can only touch the ball to two meters." After I finished speaking, I coughed twice, "Just practice catching the ball."
"Why do you want to practice volleyball?" I don't know how many times Yao Keying asked directly to the center of the question.
Both Li Ze and Chen Yihao looked at me, I bent down and picked up a volleyball, held it in the palm of my right hand, put my left hand on my hip, and said, "Do you want to listen?" I tilted my head under the big banyan tree He gestured for her to sit over there.
Next, Yao Keying and I told everything about it without reservation, including the elementary school boy who was tricked into the studio by us, and the purpose I haven't figured out yet.
After Yao Keying finished listening, she just frowned and was thinking. She stood up and swayed in front of me thinking, and sometimes she just closed her mouth when she was about to speak.
"Any idea?" I asked.
"There are many doubts about this matter, why do you have to believe what they say?" Yao Keying looked at me with a puzzled expression.
"Because the target of the end is not me, but Li Ze and Chen Yihao." I dare not place a bet lightly. If the target is me, I can give it a go, but the target is indeed Li Ze and Chen Yihao. , They can even receive inexplicable threatening text messages, but fortunately they don't care about such things.
(End of this chapter)
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