America 1982

Everyone boarded the off-road vehicles provided by the hunting ground and headed towards their respective areas according to their groups and hunting interests. Two brothers, Tony and Tommy, led by the coach and safety officer, came to the most common white-tailed deer hunting in the United States. district.

"How about Dennis and Pam? I guess no matter how bad things get, they won't be in the same situation as I was on the Nimitz, right? Their own cannon destroyed their own carrier-based aircraft..." Tony observed while observing environment, while facing Tommy, who was standing next to him, repeatedly taking off the gun and half-crouching to raise the gun:

"Tommy, your appearance makes it easy for other people's bullets to shoot at you. Seeing your image at this moment is as familiar as seeing a rookie robber preparing to rob."

"Sure enough, movies are all lies. Shouldn't this posture make me look like a handsome, powerful and mysterious killing machine?" Tommy straightened up after receiving an absolutely not positive comment from his brother: "Then the movie The production company is also planning to trick me into investing in its sequel, and because of your poor evaluation of my action just now, I decided not to invest a penny in it."

Following the direction pointed by the coach, Tony raised the rifle in his hand and slowly aimed at a white-tailed doe in the forest in the distance: "You haven't told me how Dennis and Pam are doing in the army."

"Pam is not bad. She is now working as a junior engineer at the Surface Warfare Center of the Rhode Island Naval Base. In his words, if he had known that serving in the military could be so comfortable, he would not have even studied in elementary school and directly applied to join the army."

"Bang~" Tony pulled the trigger, and a bloody hole suddenly appeared behind the white-tailed deer's ear, and it fell to the ground!

"So, it's very comfortable to serve in the local area?" Tony motioned to the coach to arrange for someone to send the hunted deer to the recreation area.

The hunting ground can help clean the prey and hand it over to the guests in the leisure area for cooking.

"Yes, his commanders, companions, and even ordinary soldiers couldn't put it down. After all, Pam made them watch free small movie channels. Can you imagine that nearby residents called the city government to complain and asked the Navy Has the engineering department of the surface warfare center of the base been turned into a brothel? Why are there the kind of chants that men and women make when helping each other 24 hours a day?" Tommy originally stared at a grouse in the tree, but Tony's gun Ringing first, the grouse was frightened away, and he could only continue to look for the next prey while saying the same thing.

Tony laughed: "Everyone in the army seems to like to pass the time with movies or pornographic posters. How about Dennis's army base in Turkey?"

"Have you not received the SSD's internal magazine? It records his glorious deeds while serving in Turkey, and he is no longer in Turkey. About two months ago, that guy was arrested as a second lieutenant officer of the NATO Allied Forces. Sent to Lebanon where the situation is more complicated." Tommy raised his hand and shot at the grouse that was frightened by the gunshot and flew to another branch not far away.

Facts have proved that it is impossible to become a sharpshooter by just relying on the coach's temporary guidance in the teaching area for more than ten minutes. The grouse flapped its wings and flew away completely.

Tommy threw the rifle in his hand to the coach and motioned for the coach to give him the gun he was carrying: "That gun must have forgotten to adjust the calibration star."

Tony shuttled through the forest, looking for the next prey calmly: "My registered address in the SSD fraternity is my residence in Hawaii, and I haven't had time to go back. Obviously I don't know much about Dennis's achievements."

"I don't really want to mention his glorious deeds. Let me just tell you two of the most common deeds. If there are any more, I'm afraid I can't help but buy a plane ticket and fly to Turkey, and use this gun in my hand to kill that bastard for the United States. "Tommy leaned against the trunk of a tree, took out a cigarette, lit it and took a puff, cursing a little irritably.

"Yeah, I think I'm ready to listen to the two happiest jokes of the year." Tony took the cigarette from Tommy's mouth, put it into his own mouth, then patted Tommy on the shoulder and motioned for him to look. In the distance, that was the prey that Tony helped Tommy find, a turkey looking around stupidly.

Tommy saw the prey and raised his gun, while Tony held a cigarette in his mouth and helped his brother adjust his posture. After making sure there was no problem, he made an OK gesture.

Tommy pulled the trigger, and the turkey's body was hit, rolled around in the air, and fell heavily to the ground.

"Take that turkey back to the grill in the lounge area and tell my fiancée that I want to see it on my plate for lunch!" Tommy excitedly high-fived Tony and then smiled. Said to the coach.

Watching the coach go to collect the prey for him, Tommy took out another cigarette and lit it. He and Tony leaned against two trees facing each other and smoked. While smoking, Tommy said:

"For the sake of you guiding me in shooting, I am willing to tell you about the majestic history of General Dennis. The first thing is that one night shortly after he reported to the NATO Allied Army Base in Turkey, he went with three companions After drinking and fooling around in the city, I drove back to the base. Suddenly, I shouted to everyone who could shout, announcing that they, four future five-star generals of the United States, had successfully captured a daring man who stole personal belongings and bases of U.S. Army officers. How about a joke about a Soviet spy who got a pass and then got a commendation?"

"Did I stay at sea for too long and lose the ability to understand American jokes? Apart from congratulations to Dennis, I can't find anything funny. I'm so lucky to have caught a Soviet spy." Tony was stunned for a moment. Some looked at Tommy uncertainly and gave his own opinion on the matter.

Tommy speechlessly opened the outdoor kettle and took a sip: "Their commander got up with a smile on his face and followed them to check on the captured Soviet spies. Then he was surprised to find that the Turks captured by Dennis and the four men were not spies at all. They were for A local Turkish employee who had worked diligently at a NATO allied base for many years. After the four idiots drank too much, they forgot their personal belongings and base passes in the bar. It happened that the unlucky employee was also drinking in the bar and found that the four I forgot my belongings in the bar, so I enthusiastically rode my motorcycle and chased the military vehicle that was chasing the four of them all the way, trying to return it to them. In the end, I finally stopped the four of them, but instead of being thanked by the four of them, I was beaten by the four of them who were drunk. guys as Soviet spies stealing their personal belongings.”

"I just said that the Soviet spies were unlikely to be caught by four drunkards. You just said that they received awards from their superiors? Didn't they arrest local employees at the wrong base? Why awards?" After Tony finished listening, After laughing for a long time, he remembered that Tommy said that Dennis had received an award for this incident, and asked in confusion.

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