America 1982

"That unlucky guy had several bones broken by four people, what do you think? In that case, let alone asking him to admit that he was a Soviet spy, even if Dennis and the other four asked him to admit that he was Stalin, he could only nod. , what else can we do? That is a NATO allied army base. In addition to American soldiers, there are also troops stationed by many European allies. When the guy loudly admitted that he was a Soviet spy, half of the people in the base heard it. Could it be that in this situation? , let the Americans admit that they made a mistake? Come on, the Americans are the commander-in-chief of the Allied Forces. They must remain absolutely correct and cannot let those countries treat them as a joke, so they might as well take it as true and throw it into prison first, and wait until they figure out what to do. It will disgrace the American soldiers and give the unfortunate guy a reason to clear his name before releasing him." Tommy looked at Tony:

"Since the United States does not want to admit its mistake and said it has caught a spy, it must reward the four Denniss who captured it. So their commander announced the awards to the four Denniss with a livid face. Less than a week after the awards, Dennis was immediately arranged The four of them went to a boring Allied radar station far enough away from the base to be careful not to let them continue to help them catch Soviet spies after drinking too much. Dennis and the four of them were probably the only American soldiers who received awards but were sent away. received this honor.”

Tony looked at Tommy speechlessly, and finally spit out the cigarette butt and crushed it with all his strength, holding the gun and continuing to walk forward. As he walked, he said: "I was relieved when I heard that the Army's performance was as good as the Navy's. What about the other joke? "

"Life at the radar station is very boring. There are only a dozen people in the entire small radar base. It is far away from the city and the base. It relies on regular supplies from the base for a living. It is very difficult compared to the previous time at the base, so Dennis and the three of him A friend, I feel that I must find a chance to win a second commendation, prove my ability, return to the base, and get rid of this musty life." Tommy carefully disposed of the cigarette butt after smoking, and continued to walk with Tony. Go forward.

Tony said with emotion: "I understand that feeling. In the navy, if a recruit is unlucky enough to board a ship with a small tonnage and a total crew of only a hundred people, he will indeed feel very bored and jump into the sea. The urge to escape, so they were rewarded again? Radar detected Soviet military movements in time and quickly communicated them to the base?"

"That radar is older than Dennis. It was built there by the United States in the 1950s. It detects nothing. Besides, how can the Soviet Union be in the mood to fly to Turkey and play hide-and-seek with the U.S. military? In Dennis's words, it is a vertical radar type Graves with tombstones, buried among them, the elite of the U.S. Army," Tommy said.

"Then how do they get awards? Shhh..." Tony made a shushing gesture and then raised his gun.

Tommy observed the direction of Tony's gun for a long time, even using a telescope, but he couldn't find what prey this guy was aiming at.

"Bang~" a gunshot sounded.

A gray squirrel, similar in color to the bark of a tree, fell from a dense tree.

Seeing the bloody squirrel, Tommy had begun to regret teaming up with his brother. If he had known to choose Susan or Sophia, he might have been able to show off his shooting skills to them, instead of waiting for the prey to land like now. , then I realized what my brother was aiming at just now:

"Dennis contacted Pam and asked Pam to find the owner of a scrap yard that Warwick knew well. He purchased hundreds of expired old magazines of "Playboy" and "Penthouse" at a low price, and shipped them across the ocean to Turkey. The recipient was a The fabricated Turkish name and address were a Turkish bar they used to hang out in. The name and phone number of the recipient of the goods were fake. Only the address was real, and the logistics company could not contact the recipient. , he could only send the packed items directly to the bar. The bar owner opened the goods and found that they were full of eye-catching magazines. Plus, knowing that the recipient could not be contacted, of course he became greedy and often did garrison business. Everyone knows that there is no need to worry about soldiers buying these things, and they can make a fortune, and then he really does it. After finding an officer buyer in the base who can eat all the magazines, he plans to sell these magazines at once. , sell to the other party.”

"Then what?" Tony turned his head when he heard Tommy's words: "I don't understand what this has to do with awards."

Tommy shrugged: "It's really hard for humans to guess what Dennis was thinking. When the bar owner was driving to load magazines and prepare to go to the base for trading, Dennis and his three comrades descended from the sky and captured the Turkish bar owner who was suspected of smuggling obscene publications. A large number of magazines that are strictly prohibited from circulation in Turkey were seized and the bar owner was sent to the local police station in Izmir, Turkey. Think about it, that bar relied on the base to make money and had long been coveted. Now the bar owner is being arrested by the police. After finding an opportunity to bite him, how could we let him go? So the owner of the bar was replaced by a family member of the police chief. The four Dennis guys were also published in the local newspaper in Izmir. The police chief sent a letter of thanks in person. We are grateful to the U.S. troops stationed in Turkey for proactively helping the local police crack down on a major cross-border smuggling of illegal publications that had been on their radar for a long time."

"That's the NATO Allied Army Base." Tony seemed to realize something, and murmured: "I am his commander, and I will not waste this opportunity."

Tommy nodded: "Yes, the base he is at is NATO's Southeast European Army Military Base in Izmir, Turkey. In addition to the U.S. Army, there are also armies from NATO allies such as Italy, Greece, Turkey, and Canada. Boss Thinking that their incident could brag about the excellent moral character of American soldiers to their NATO allies, they transferred them back to the base and specially arranged for the three of them to receive awards in public in front of young officers from other countries, intending to make the three of them become NATO young officers. A role model for an officer.”

"It's a perfect ending and the future is bright." Tony nodded and said seriously: "If the four of them seize this opportunity, they may be promoted much faster than other officers at the same time."

"Yeah, if Dennis and the four of them hadn't secretly bought old magazines from the police station that were supposed to be destroyed in order to stop their losses, and sold them at high prices to officers from other countries in the base, can you imagine Dennis's commander reading on the stage During the award ceremony, did you see the expression on your face when you discovered that all the young officers from other countries in the audience had copies of the American adult magazines that Dennis sold to them?" Tommy said in a weak tone as he followed Tony.

Tony opened his mouth speechlessly, as if he didn't know what to say. In the end, he could only ask: "So, are Dennis and the four of them still alive?"

"They should still be alive, but their chief told them privately that if he was lucky enough to commend them for the third time, he hoped that the three of them would be lying in the coffin then." Tommy looked at Tony:

"The final outcome is that the commander used the excuse of commendation and promotion to send four young model officers of the U.S. Army, led by Dennis, who enthusiastically helped the local Turkish police crack down on smuggling of obscene publications, while not forgetting to sell old American adult magazines to their Allied comrades at high prices. The situation in Lebanon is more difficult and complex, so that the four people can lie in coffins as soon as possible to improve the success rate."

Tony lowered his head: "So, is Turkey asking for protection from the Allies, or does it lack support from its ancestors?"

"Are these two jokes funny?" Tommy said with a wry smile: "If it weren't for me and his SSD buddies, the boss who became the laughing stock of the allied forces in the base for rewarding Dennis's four idiots would have wanted to shoot them directly at the venue. Four.”

"I just want to be glad that Dennis and I are not in the same military branch, and thank God for blessing the Navy." Tony said:

"Keep hunting, change the joke, and continue talking about Dennis. I'm afraid I won't be able to help but lead my comrades to betray other countries."

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