American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon

#57 - "Look, Tony's face has turned green from waiting!" (Thanks for your support!!)

"What... Constantine, is that scientific?

That guy actually drew a door on the glass door and came in!"

Tony Stark was about to speak, but Deadpool stole his line, grabbing Constantine's arm with an excited look.

"Shut up, Wade, you yourself are already very unscientific."

Taking two steps back, Constantine wisely stood behind Deadpool.

"Jarvis, perform a physical scan..."

With a solemn gaze, Tony spoke rapidly.

"Sir, based on the material and texture, that is indeed a red wooden door.

Moreover, I have not detected any high-energy reactions on him."

In just a few seconds, Jarvis had the results.

"Don't worry, I'm just here today to invite you and Constantine to attend my personal concert."

Loki took out two cards and threw them at Tony, but Tony cautiously didn't move, watching them fall to the ground.

But Deadpool didn't care about any of that, he stepped forward, bent down and picked up the two cards, ignoring Tony's glare, and started complaining about the cards.

"Hey... this card design is too low, right?

Anyone with a little bit of aesthetic sense wouldn't make it so ugly!"

"Wade... if it were you, what would you do?"

Constantine asked curiously from behind.

"Oh... I think the VIP letters on the back are too small. If it were me, I would enlarge them three times, rotate them 360 degrees, and enhance the atmosphere!"

After waiting for a while, Constantine asked疑惑: "...That's it?"

Blinking his eyes, Deadpool spoke dryly.

"Uh... I would also draw a bullet on the back to add some artistic depth."

So... that's it?

Deadpool... I really overestimated you!

Constantine covered his face, utterly speechless.

The corners of Tony's mouth twitched as well, cursing idiotically in his mind.

Is this the time to talk about this? Look at the current atmosphere, you idiot!

Holding the cards, Deadpool walked over familiarly and put his arm around Loki's shoulder, shouting.

"Buddy, you're too stingy, didn't you see the three of us here? You only gave me and Constantine two cards?"

He pointed at Tony, looking very righteous.

"Hurry up, Tony is too embarrassed to come, I'll ask for him!"

"..." Staring, Tony cursed inwardly.

Wade... could you be any more shameless?!

"Look, Tony's face is turning green!"

Tony: "......"

As if discovering a new continent, Loki's lips curled up, and he also extended an arm to put around his shoulder, lightly taking out a card and placing it in Deadpool's hand.

"I haven't seen you before, what's your name? Let's get to know each other~\

,""Buddy, my name is Deadpool, and I'm a mercenary."

Happily accepting the card, Deadpool didn't forget to promote himself.

"If you have any jobs in the future, you can come to me. I work well, I'm efficient, and I can even give you a 20% discount, guaranteeing you'll be comfortable..."

He must have spent too much time with Constantine, his vocabulary has become much richer. Look at this "comfortable," Deadpool thinks he used it very well.

What... tiger-wolf words!

Patting his forehead, Tony regretted being saved by Deadpool, for no other reason than... it's too embarrassing!

"What amazing power..."

Holding a cigarette, standing at the red wooden door, Constantine touched the material of the wooden door while turning his head to remind Tony.

"Tony, I advise you to get on good terms with this old guy.

I once knew a guy named Green Lantern, their powers may seem similar in their expression, but they are absolutely different in their essence.

One thing I can guarantee you, these kinds of people are all troublesome guys!"

"Yeah, Tony.

For the sake of him giving me a little card, you guys should make up, a man who dresses so flamboyantly is like my long-lost brother!"

The two of them circled there, Deadpool shouted shamelessly to Tony.

Hearing this, Tony's nose was crooked with anger.

"You two spineless bastards, one is advising me to get on good terms, and the other is hugging and calling each other brothers..."

F*ck, if he didn't have a gun in his hand right now, he would have taken it out and shot them!

"No, I can't let these two idiots throw off my rhythm!"

Rubbing his brow, Tony reorganized his emotions and questioned Loki.

"Concert... Loki, what trick are you trying to play again?"

Yes, just now Tony Stark had already asked Jarvis, and there was no news about Loki holding a concert in New York State.

Moreover, Loki does not exist among all the singers and celebrities!

Then... this concert is very suspicious.

"Haha, don't worry, Tony.

I believe that after this perfect concert, you will definitely fall in love with me!"

Pulling out a pink toy horn from his pocket, Loki laughed exaggeratedly.

Looking at that smiling face, Tony was furious, wishing he could rush up and punch him twice.

"Loki brother, I, Mr. Wade, also had a great dream.

That is to fill this world with love and peace with beautiful singing.

But, look at me now..."

Lifting his mask, Deadpool revealed a gruesome face, full of sadness.

"In this age that values faces, Mr. Wade is destined to be unable to debut..."

Speaking of sadness, he pretended to wipe away non-existent tears.

"Well said, Wade.

Although I don't feel sorry at all that you lost your dream of becoming a singer.

But brother Constantine will support you with this drum set!"

Sitting next to a drum set, Constantine raised his hand and slapped it.

Bang.

"Yeah, Wade.

Although you are a little ugly now... okay, not a little bit.

But that's not important, what's important is that people shouldn't give up on their dreams!"

Patting him on the shoulder, Loki casually stuffed the pink toy horn into Deadpool's hand.

Looking into his eyes, Loki's gaze seemed to contain some kind of magic.

"Blow, Deadpool, this horn is the beginning of your new life!"

Some kind of inexplicable atmosphere began to rise. The lights in the hall flickered like rotating lights in a bar, emitting colorful spots of light.

Jarvis couldn't control the program, and a large number of 3D character projections holding glow sticks came to the scene one after another.

They stretched out their hands, cheering and screaming, like a concert.

Although he knew it was fake, the atmosphere at the scene did become high.

Taking out a microphone, Loki waved to the crowd and actually started singing.

"Hey! Teenager hooligan~ Hey! Summer~"

Tony stared: "...Jarvis, you don't need to cooperate with him, quickly turn off these annoying projections for me!"

"Sorry, Mr. Stark, the system has malfunctioned, I'm afraid it will take a while..."

"I... okay, how long will it take?"

"It will probably take 1 to 2 hours."

"......"

Tony had a f*ck face, so long... the daylily would be cold!

Bang pa, bang bang pa, bang pa, bang bang pa...

At some point, Constantine had already sat in the main seat of the drum set, shaking his head, holding drumsticks, with a strong sense of rhythm, drumming up and down.

Very cooperatively, when the rhythm sounded, Deadpool was already holding the pink horn in both hands, playing a tune that he had never played before.

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