American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon
#58 - Show the style of the duck king!
"Sh*t... What the hell is this?!"
Looking at the absurd scene before him, Tony reached out with a dark face, wanting to yell at them to stop, but was shocked to find himself holding two pom-poms used by cheerleaders.
Feeling his body, he suddenly realized that he was wearing a... cheerleader's uniform?
"Loki, this must be your doing!"
With a livid face, he threw away the pom-poms in his hand and hurriedly took off the clothes on his body.
But Loki's performance had already begun. He twisted his body to the rhythm, tap-dancing on the bar, then jumped from the bar to a chair, and then back to the ground.
Tap tap tap.
"Hey! That man is going to shoot me~"
Singing cheerful lyrics and striking a strange pose, Loki spun four and a half times in the air, his hat flying off at an angle, landing perfectly on Tony's face as he straightened up.
"......"
With a wooden face, Tony forcefully tore off the hat and threw it on the ground.
"Hey! Blue and white mean war tonight~"
In sync with the tune, Constantine vigorously pounded on the drums, completely lost in the music.
Deadpool was even more of a freak. First, he did a 720-degree Thomas Flair, then flipped over and knelt on the ground, his body arched back violently, blowing a trumpet quickly and well with one hand.
"Good lord, how did I not know he had such a unique skill?"
Finally taking off the last cheerleader skirt on his body, Tony complained while sensing that something was wrong with the situation.
Just as he realized it and was about to do something, he saw Loki jump over and stuff the microphone into his hand.
"Tony, don't hesitate, you're the star tonight~"
Seeing that malicious smile, Tony's "F*ck" hadn't even left his mouth when his lips automatically connected to the previous line of lyrics.
"Hey! They say let my pride go to hell, and live with the cats in the West~"
Transforming into a dance master, Tony, although full of rejection, was honest with his body, moonwalking all the way to Deadpool with a suave gait, while Constantine behind him, with a cigarette in his mouth, banged on the drums.
Wiggling his waist, lifting his hips, accompanied by the drums and trumpet, Tony, with his upper body exposed, held his waist with one hand and swung his vest, showing the demeanor of a gigolo!
The virtual crowd projected were lifelike, covering their mouths, their eyes shining, waving glow sticks to give the greatest support!
"Gigolo! Gigolo! Gigolo......"
"Not bad, not bad, as a rehearsal before the concert, it can be called perfect......"
Transforming into an MV director, Loki carried a professional camera, like a red whirlwind, around the three-man band for a full range of 360-degree follow-up shots, making sure not to miss any wonderful moments!
"Maybe I'm too great......"
Along with this lyric, the entire performance finally entered its climax, and the cheers at the scene almost lifted the roof!
It wasn't until 10 a.m. that Pepper Potts opened the door with a smile, only to find that Tony and the other two had heavy dark circles under their eyes, looking exhausted and on the verge of death, slumped on the ground.
A pink toy trumpet rolled to her feet. Pepper was anxious and hurried over.
"Tony, Constantine, what's wrong with you? Wake up!"
"Uh, and Deadpool......"
......
Stark Industries Building.
"Hello, General, hello.
Abolish the weapons development department? No, no, no, believe me, Tony must have been stimulated by something, and he's just having a momentary lapse of judgment.
Don't be angry, I'll make him give up this stupid idea as soon as possible......"
Click.
Hanging up the phone, Obadiah Stane paced back and forth in his irritable office.
Tony Stark not dying in Afghanistan as expected was already enough to annoy him.
He didn't expect that as soon as he came back, he would directly announce the order to close the weapons development department at a press conference.
It is conceivable how much shock this matter would cause to the outside world as a famous American arms supplier!
Obadiah had already regarded the company as his private property. He didn't like it, and he wouldn't allow that damn playboy to shit on his head.
"F*ck!"
Taking out his mobile phone, Obadiah's face was ferocious, and he secretly sent a short message to the Ten Rings Gang.
"I'll double the reward, and there's only one requirement for the mission: make sure Tony Stark dies for me!!"
Dong dong.
The capable female secretary walked in hurriedly with a flustered face, holding a tablet computer.
"Mr. Stane, please be sure to take a look at this. Mr. Stark, he, he......"
Silently putting away his mobile phone, Obadiah said unhappily.
"What's wrong with him again?"
Seeing the secretary's frightened face, he snatched the tablet computer impatiently and took a closer look.
"Hey! They say let my pride go to hell, and live with the cats in the West~
Maybe I'm too great......"
Tony Stark in the center as the lead singer, twisting his hips in a suave manner, swinging his vest.
Constantine, the drummer on the left rear, shaking his head wildly, and Deadpool on the right, doing a Thomas Flair, kneeling and raising his face to the sky to blow the trumpet.
That look of complete self-forgetfulness and passion seemed to not feel the current situation of Stark Industries at all.
The barrage on the video and the comments below were full of foul language, which shows how many people's assets have suffered losses because of Stark's order!
Bang!
Trembling with anger, Obadiah Stane smashed the tablet computer to pieces with red eyes.
"You're great? Great my ass!!"
I'm wiping your ass everywhere, apologizing to those generals and politicians like a grandson, and you're really a talent, still singing there!!
He hugged the secretary, breathing heavily, and roared.
"Tony, I must f*ck you to death!!"
……
Distant dimensional space.
[Emotional value: 1574863.79.]
"The emotional value has reached 1.57 million points. Thank you for Tony's heartfelt dedication. Don't worry, I will use your heart to draw a golden treasure chest!"
Taking a sip of yogurt, Li Chao waved to the non-existent camera.
"System, draw a golden treasure chest."
A white light flashed.
[B-level 1-star character card: Kibutsuji Muzan.
Ability: Mimicry, high-speed regeneration, Blood Demon Art: Black Blood Thorns.
Introduction: The progenitor of demons from the Demon Slayer world. Having lived for more than a thousand years, he is a ruthless and unscrupulous guy who has a great desire and obsession for survival. Since becoming a demon, he has only wanted to find the Blue Spider Lily to make himself an immortal perfect creature.]
[B-level prop card: Rat Talisman.
Introduction: A magical prop from the Jackie Chan Adventures world. Originally belonging to the fire demon "Shendu", it is also one of the twelve talisman magic powers in Shendu's body, representing the power of life, which can give static kinetic energy and give inanimate objects life and mobility.]
[A-level prop card: Enlarging and Shrinking Light.
Introduction: A future technology prop from the Doraemon world. It has the magical ability to enlarge or shrink objects.]
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