American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

What does it mean to keep dying without saying anything surprising?

Leo Fitz is now using practical actions to interpret the meaning of this sentence. He actually asked Chu Mu seriously if he was going to participate in some”jerk off” competition in the afternoon!

Is there any statement more explosive than this?

“What competition are you talking about?”

Chu Mu looked at Leo Fitz, who seemed to be malnourished, in confusion.

He couldn’t believe what he heard. He only felt that these were simply bigger statues than giant giants, and those dancing on the street. The girl is even more outrageous

“Masturbation contest.”

Leo Fitz answered seriously.

“Basically, all the male colleagues in the department will participate. This is not a small competition. The director said that the results of the competition will be included in the annual assessment of each department.”

Leo Fitz’s extremely serious expression didn’t look like he was joking about”860″ at all. He seemed to really take this”jerk off” contest to be very important.

“Chu, this is an opportunity to prove the ability of our supernatural processing department. I have trained too frequently in the past two days, and I may be temporarily out of my depth.……”

The way Leo Fitz sighed made Chu Mu feel even more outrageous.

Seeing the depressed look on Leo Fitz’s face, he didn’t think that when his colleague said he was masturbating, he meant going to a serious shooting range to shoot a serious plane.

Such a complexion would not appear on a serious plane, nor would there be any changes beyond one’s ability. Chu Mu felt that Leo Fitz must be talking about the masturbation plane he knew. This can also explain why Leo Fitz, an old pervert, can completely ignore the group of busty girls dancing on the street.

I guess I just masturbate too much.

Entered the sage time.

Only then would you turn a blind eye to those hot girls dancing on the street.

“Masturbation contest?”

Chu Mu’s expression couldn’t be more exciting. In order to verify whether there was something wrong with his mind, he pointed at the statue of the giant giant at the door of the S.H.I.E.L.D. Building. There was no way, so Chu Mu was bored. It’s hard to talk normally with a man about things that involve indescribable matters because of his fiery personality.

“That’s right.”

Leo Fitz also looked at the giant statue of the sky, showing an expression of unwillingness to do more than enough, but he didn’t feel a trace of embarrassment at all.

This was still the man who was ashamed to say that he contracted a disease due to sex. A guy?

Chu Mu began to suspect that when he came back, he might have traveled to a parallel universe, a universe where”masturbation” could be discussed as a serious”sport”

“Wait, I’m a little confused. You said this competition was initiated by the director… So is this competition a private event or a public event?”

This is a very serious inquiry.

Chu Mu’s thinking really can’t keep up with the changes in S.H.I.E.L.D.

“Of course, it is an open event and a competition between departments. The winning champion department can directly double its funding in the second half of the year.”

Leo Fitz finished speaking with a longing look on his face, then turned to look at the giant statue, and continued to speak in a low voice with an envious tone.

“Of course, departmental funding actually has little to do with us. The most action-packed thing is that the champion will be made into a statue and placed on top of the big statue for everyone to admire.”

“This is a real honor. I can’t imagine what kind of scenery it is.”Leo Fitz sighed with a longing tone.

“……”

Chu Mu was speechless.

I don’t know what kind of person I will become if my brain is convulsed.

Only then will I feel that this is an honor.

What’s more, how beautiful it will look…are you sure it won’t lead to social death? Serious people…who will win the championship in the masturbation competition?!

“You don’t have a fever either.”

Chu Mu couldn’t help but touch Leo Fitz’s forehead. The guy’s body temperature was very normal. He turned on his super vision and observed Leo Fitz’s brain.

Leo Fitz’s brain There are no tumors or lesions in it

“what you do?”

Leo Fitz seemed to not understand Chu Mu’s reaction, as if he didn’t think that someone would think masturbation was wrong and would not want to win the championship in the masturbation competition.

“If you can participate, I believe you will be able to win the championship and win the title of [Airplane King]. I have secretly read your physical examination report before.”

Leo Fitz lowered his voice and started to encourage Chu Mu.

Damn it!

Why are you looking at my medical report?

Also.

Can this kind of information be seen in the medical report? (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Net!)

Why didn’t I know!

The most important thing is who wants to get the title of [Airplane King]!

“I’m pretty sure there’s nothing wrong with your brain, but your behavior really makes me confused.0…..”Chu Mu pushed away the weird Leo Fitz.

He was going to find a normal person to ask about the situation.

However[]

After entering the door of SHIELD building.

But Chu Mu couldn’t find a normal person at all – all the agents were discussing the [Jerking Competition], and even the walls of the lobby on the first floor were covered with promotional posters for this competition.

Although it is just an ordinary banana, but with the slogan”If you are a man, stick to it for a day”, it feels indescribably awkward no matter how you look at it. besides.

The entire S.H.I.E.L.D. building seems to have changed its decoration style.

There are various balloons that are not suitable for children hanging everywhere, and even the trash can at the entrance of the elevator has turned into a bunny girl doll.

This doll is a trash can.

The way to open this trash can is to pinch the bunny girl’s ears – Chu Mu tried pressing it, and the trash can made a squeaking sound when it was opened.

The lid of the trash can that was then opened revealed the Bunny Girl’s two bunnies… With such a style trash can, Chu Mu felt as if he had walked into an American bureaucracy.

“Damn it!”

Going into the elevator.

Chu Mu almost couldn’t resist the urge to open up and kill everyone in the room in 4.2 seconds… except for those male fellow agents who looked like haggard zombies like Leo Fitz. The female colleagues looked the same. Abnormal. All of them were wearing miniskirts and stockings of various colors, dressed up in various uniform styles. Who has ever seen an elevator full of stewardesses, teachers, nurses, housewives, young women, and policewomen? , the scene of a female secretary?

Chu Mu has never seen it anyway.

He didn’t want to look like he had never seen the world.

So, after his eyelids twitched a few times, he pretended to be calm and walked into the elevator. only

“Do you also have any sewer-digging competitions?”

After Chu Mu pressed the floor button of the supernatural processing department, he only maintained his composure for five seconds before he couldn’t help but ask the”female nurse” next to him.