American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

“Do you also have any sewer-digging competitions?”

Combined with the situation he encountered before, it is not difficult to imagine why Chu Mu has such doubts.

There is no way.

This is really not a question of curiosity. Chu Mu just wants to know whether the current situation of S.H.I.E.L.D. can still be outrageous to what extent

“ah? what are you saying? I don’t quite understand what you mean.”

The”female nurse” who was accosted was stunned for a moment.

“What kind of game is sewer digging? Is it fun?”

She looked at Chu Mu with a puzzled expression.

“Um…nothing, sorry.”

Chu Mu didn’t know how to answer the call. In short, it seemed that except for the female agents who were dressed a little strangely, there didn’t seem to be any male agents elsewhere.

Just when this idea came to Chu Mu’s mind

“There really is a competition.”

The female agent dressed as a”female teacher” raised her glasses and took over the words with a slightly embarrassed expression,”It’s just a [roast chicken competition] organized by the director.”

Good guy!

This answer shocked Chu Mu even more than when Leo Fitz talked about the [Masturbation] Competition!

“Chicken Roast Contest! ?”

Chu Mu had a look of disbelief on his face. He thought that Nick Fury was either taken away by a porn star, or he became a mentally ill person due to too much work pressure. How could that old nigger hold such an epoch-making competition? consciousness??

“That’s right, it’s about who can roast chicken better.”

Seeing Chu Mu’s shocked expression, the”female teacher” smiled and gestured towards Chu Mu, showing off her curvy figure.

“Handsome guy, will you vote for me later?”

She sent a request to Chu Mu.

This immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of the female agents next to her.

“OK! You also lead offline canvassing, right? Do you want to engage in off-site cheating?”

“The rules don’t say you can’t canvass votes outside the venue.”

“Damn it!! You hateful woman!! handsome guy! Vote for me! Vote for me! Just let me be the [Roast Chicken Queen] and I’ll treat you to a McDonald’s burger!”

“Are McDonald’s burgers just trying to attract votes? Who votes for me! I treat everyone to a high-end French meal!!”

A group of 05 women wearing different clothes began to solicit votes from the surrounding male agents in the elevator. Each woman tried her best to belittle others and promote herself. The scene suddenly became chaotic.

Such a scene.

In the eyes of most men, it should be a very”interesting” scene. However, except for Chu Mu, the other male agents in the elevator were unable to show any interest because they were”overtrained.”

Some were even”seriously overtrained.” The male agent, because he was seduced by the beauty of the female agent next to him, immediately started to feel nauseated and vomited. It fully demonstrated what it means to do too much, and when one thing is done too much, even if it is too much, Thinking of that kind of thing will make people feel physically uncomfortable.

People who have had the same experience should be able to understand?

Anyway.

Except for a group of chaotic women.

Accompanied by the vomiting of male agents.

There are more people in the elevator An unconcealable sour smell – Chu Mu couldn’t bear it any longer. After the elevator opened, he fled in a hurry.

Chu Mu had never been so embarrassed when facing any enemy.

“What is this?”

Chu Mu really can’t understand why the agents in S.H.I.E.L.D. regard titles like”Chicken Queen” and”Airplane King” as extremely coveted honors.

【Flower of Blood】【Little Peanut】【Slit Girl】……These fantasy creations created by Chu Mu as [mysteries] are definitely not as weird as what Chu Mu is encountering now.

If [Flower of Blood], [Little Peanut] and [Slit Girl] are [Mysterious Creatures], Chu Mu is willing to call the men and women in S.H.I.E.L.D. [Sex Patch Creatures].

Everything is abnormal!

Is it possible that lust, one of the seven deadly sins in hell, escaped from hell? Constantine is in S.H.I.E.L.D., I’m afraid that guy might actually cause such a situation!

“Who will tell me what happened?”

No matter how slow Chu Mu reacted, he understood that something must have happened to SHIELD that he didn’t know about.

He quickly came to the office area of the supernatural processing department, trying to find the only one in SHIELD who might be immune to the impact. Reduced to existences that look like those [colorful creatures].

Cassidio.

An angel from heaven.

Chu Mu has never been so eager to communicate with an angel.

“Gemma Simmons! Thank God!! You didn’t become a member of the sex batch army! ?”Chu Mu saw Jemma Simmons dressed normally in the office.

The girl was still the same girl. She was wearing conservative clothes and pants that only aunts in the last century liked to wear… God knows what Chu will look like after the magical experience just now. How much does Mu like what Gemma Simmons wears?

“Why do you criticize the army and not criticize the army?”Jemma Simmons was slightly stunned for a moment, but then she seemed to remember something more important.

“By the way, Chu, I also reported your name. You must work hard for our department in the [Jerking Competition] this afternoon.”

“You must use your strength to win. I can’t favor you just because I’m the referee… Then our director will definitely judge my score as invalid.”

Jemma Simmons reminded Chu Mu with a serious look on her face. Her serious look was exactly the same as the Leofitz she met at the gate before.

“……”

Chu Mu’s expression became unspeakable again.

After all, it was Chu Mu who overestimated Gemma Simmons. Thinking about it, Gemma Simmons is just an ordinary person. How could she escape the kind of influence that targets the entire S.H.I.E.L.D.

The referee who rides the horse.

Does this kind of game still need a referee?

Different scores will be given to each player based on their demeanor, movements, frequency when clearing the machine, and whether they performed difficult operations? ? ? honestly!

Could it be any more outrageous!

Do you think this is diving or gymnastics?

Could it be that I decided to destroy the entire world because of what happened today? Chu Mu had already begun to doubt his life due to the series of outrageous situations.

“You are busy, you are busy.”

Chu Mu also knows.

Jemma Simmons certainly can’t explain the situation clearly. This girl, like Leo Fitz and other agents, is definitely affected by unknown forces.

In order not to act too abnormal and alert others, Chu Mu could only act”normal” and asked Jemma Simmons in a seemingly casual tone.

“Cassidio, that silent man who liked to wear a khaki trench coat, where is he now?”Chu Mu just wanted to find the angel from heaven to ask what was going on.

He made a bet.

Ninety-nine percent of the possibility was that Constantine brought the lust from the Seven Deadly Sins to the world – a statue The Sin Demon is indeed able to exert a similar influence on the entire S.H.I.E.L.D.

“In your office, for some reason, he has been shutting himself in for the past two days, neither coming out to eat nor answering our questions.”

Jemma Simons didn’t see anything unusual about Chu Mu. She was sorting out the information of the”contestants” in front of the computer. Chu Mu, who came closer, also glanced at it.

It’s better not to look. This time.

He is I really almost couldn’t control my emotions… Each contestant’s personal file actually marked the detailed dimensions of the indescribable parts.

There was also the”airplane stress” test that Chu Mu had done before joining the company. I know why Leo Fitz said before that he had peeked at his physical examination report and knew that he was very good at masturbating.

It turned out that in SHIELD’s personal file, such a hard assessment indicator appeared out of thin air, and it did not exceed 2 A man with ten minutes can’t even join SHIELD?

What the hell is this outrageous assessment!

Chu Mu doesn’t remember that this thing really exists!

It’s all a fabrication! Even if this document states that his personal score is three hours, He must also firmly resist this fabricated false information!

“I’m going to find Cassidio……”

Chu Mu felt that Cassio must have chosen to stay behind closed doors because he couldn’t stand the current situation of SHIELD. He quickly rushed to his temporary office and opened the door with his iris.

Cassidio is indeed in there.

This angel from heaven had his back to the door, sitting on Chu Mu’s leather seat and staring at the sky outside. Even Chu Mu’s action of opening the door and coming in could not attract his attention.

“This guy must be autistic due to the SHIELD situation.”Chu Mu vaguely remembered that Cassidio was a pure angel, and was also called a”little innocent little innocent”.

Such an angel would naturally be upset by the dirty situation outside.

“Tell me what happened.”

Chu Mu stepped forward, patted Cassidio and asked. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Cassidio then turned around.

At this time, he was actually in a state of tears.

“Lord…save me.”

Cassidio still misunderstood Chu Mu’s identity.[] but.

Now is obviously not the time to worry about this matter.

“I can solve the current situation, but you have to tell me first what happened. Did Constantine make a wrong choice?”

Chu Mu looked at Cassidio with a serious face.

“ah?”

Cassidio showed a blank expression.

Then he shook his head.

“No, it’s not Constantine, it’s me… the Most High Lord, I……”Cassidio showed an expression of extreme despair, fear and uneasiness.

Let Chu Mu feel the seriousness of the matter.

It seems.

This simple angel is blaming himself for not being able to solve the problem.

“What’s wrong with you?”

Chu Mu quickly made a comforting expression.

“I can’t help it, I can’t help it at all……”Cassidio took a few deep breaths at a loss, and spoke in a tearful voice under Chu Mu’s”concerned” gaze.

“There was no way I could learn to masturbate. I learned it for two whole days. I couldn’t help it. I really couldn’t help it. Lord, you didn’t give us angels such abilities.”

Cassidio hugged Chu Mu’s arm that quickly became stiff.

His tone was full of pleading.

“Most High Lord, I really can’t do it……”As he said this, the angel pointed at the computer on his desk. Chu Mu had not noticed that the computer was open before. and.

There are also imported”learning materials” from island countries.”

“……”

Damn it!!

Chu Mu’s originally”concerned” expression suddenly became extremely colorful. Even Cassidio, the angel, became one of the [Colorful Creatures]?

I bet this guy was not sad because he couldn’t solve the crisis, but because he couldn’t carry out the [color batch operation], so he studied autistically in the office for two days!!

“Hiss~”

Chu Mu only felt that things were becoming more and more abstract.

Cassidio, an angel from heaven, actually became an affected creature? Chu Mu didn’t think that according to Cassidio’s original character, he would”I can’t masturbate” and I collapsed and despaired to this point!

“Nick Fury has no such means!”

Chu Mu now once again suspected that Nick Fury was possessed by some unknown life. Otherwise, how could he issue such an order and make angels obsessed with it.

He thought of what he was doing in his car when he was driving. That female voice that I heard… maybe that woman who said she would take his advice is the root of everything?

“Does Seyu like to use female incarnations?”

Chu Mu couldn’t figure out this situation.

He didn’t know much about the demons of the Seven Deadly Sins.

“No matter what, I have to find Nick Fury first to see what is going on with old Bidden.”Chu Mu kicked away Cassidio, who was hugging his thighs and crying, begging him to give him the ability to [grow], while muttering to himself and walking outside.

He was going to the top floor.

The office of the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

“Who is calling me?”

Just when Chu Mu walked to the door, suddenly, a nigger wearing white work clothes walked out of the private toilet of Office 833.

He had an angry look on his face. He looked at Chu Mu with very angry eyes. animal husbandry

“You are the supervisor here, right? Damn it! Don’t you flush the toilet even when you poop? Do you know how much time it took me to clear the toilet in your office?”

Familiar face.

Familiar voice.

Who is this person if he’s not Nick Fury, the director of SHIELD?

It’s just… Chu Mu looked at Nick Fury in front of him with a strange expression. The”overcoat” style clothes were suddenly changed into the clothes of a cleaner.

Moreover, the whole body still exudes the smell of old shit… At first glance, it feels like an old shit collector.

“Nick Fury?”

Chu Mu tried to ask.

“That’s right! I am Nick Fury! how? I still want to report my bad attitude! ? Haha, don’t even look at how many steel bars you have here a month!”

“Fire me now! I’m not afraid of you either!”Nick Fury looked directly at Chu Mu with great arrogance and confidently vented his negative emotions to Chu Mu.

“The president is here! I want to scold you too! Don’t flush the toilet when you go to the toilet! You are deliberately disgusting our cleaners! Damn it!”

Nick Fury said.

He actually wanted to launch a”magic attack” on Chu Mu with a mop stained with shit.”

“enough!”

Chu Mu really couldn’t stand it anymore. He concentrated slightly, and Nick Fury flew backwards and hit the wall together with the shit-stained mop he waved. Let me tell you something. The mop was stained with dirt. There was really a lot of shit.

In addition to leaving large areas of yellow graffiti on the walls, the mop also fell on top of Nick Fury’s head, who fainted due to the strong impact. It was visible to the naked eye.

There was yellow liquid coming from Slowly dripping from Nick Fury’s head

“Oh my God! what happened! ?”

Jemma Simmons heard the noise and ran over quickly, looking at Nick Fury who was unconscious on the ground with a shocked expression.

“What happened to this cleaner?”Jemma Simmons asked uncertainly. She expressed deep sympathy for Nick Fury’s experience and took out her mobile phone to take pictures.

“Leave this to me, Chu, you have to prepare for the afternoon game.”While filming, she did not forget to remind Chu Mu of the purpose of being number one in the competition.

“Lord, I need your help!”

Behind.

Cassidio also chased out.

“You are really seriously ill.”

Chu Mu really couldn’t bear it for a quarter of an hour. He raised his head and took off, heading straight to the ceiling like a cannonball, knocking through layers of concrete and reaching the top floor.

In the office that originally belonged to Nick Fury, Chu Mu broke through the concrete on the ground and entered. He saw that Nick Fury’s simple office had been transformed into a bedroom with sex toys everywhere.

“It seems…you are the culprit of everything.”Chu Mu’s eyes locked on the man who was hugging a group of men and women, blindfolded and enjoying the fruits fed by others.