Chapter 1: Huaguoshan, the chat group of all worlds
“This is the last story about Sun Wukong.”
“He was a hero throughout his life, and he loved freedom the most. Even though he had achieved the golden body, he still couldn’t stand the tedious life in heaven.”
“I want to come back here and share the innocence with you.”
“Who knew that he resigned from the Buddhist position and returned home happily, but some people became even more worried.”
On the Huaguo Mountain, an old monkey with white hair and a string of Buddhist beads around his neck stood in front of a large oval black stone, with a vicissitudes of life in his voice.
He stretched out his hand and gently stroked the black stone.
“This stone has been standing in the mountains for who knows how many years.”
“I have heard since I was a kid that the body of the Monkey King is hidden in there.”
At this time, a young monkey who was listening to the old monkey’s story below scratched his hands and interrupted the old monkey impatiently.
“Lao Deng, you have told this story so many times, can’t you change the story?”
Being interrupted, the old monkey was not annoyed, but smiled and said
“These are not stories.”
The young monkey was not interested in listening to the old monkey any more. He looked at the sky, yawned, and said:
“It’s time for dinner. If you want to talk, go ahead. I’m going to eat first.”
“Bye-Bye”
He waved at the old monkey, and the young monkey quickly jumped onto the tree and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Watching the young monkey leave, the old monkey smiled meaningfully and continued to tell the story.
……
After eating and drinking his fill, Qi Tian lay cross-legged on a tree, looking at the monkey hair on the back of his hands and the sharp nails, and sighed.
“Why travel to Black Myth when there are so many places to go?”
“And that old man, who tells the story of Sun Wukong every day”
“Your abacus beads are flying on my face”
Qi Tian is not from this world. In his original world, a triple-A masterpiece called”Black Myth: Wukong” was released.
Qi Tian, who had been following this game for two and a half years, was so excited that he stayed up all night and bought the game as soon as it was released.
He didn’t sleep all night and worked for seven or eight hours straight, and finally got through the first ending.
But this ending is fucked up
Sun Wukong died, and the man of destiny became the new Sun Wukong, and was put on the tight hoop again.
The one who put the tight ring on the man of destiny was the old monkey just now.
When he just started playing, he knew that this old man was not a good guy.
Which good monkey in Huaguo Mountain would wear a string of Buddhist beads around his neck?
This ending made him mad
Literally pissed off
After his death, he traveled to the Flower-Fruit Mountain and turned into a monkey. How could he not know what Old Deng was planning?
Isn’t it just to trick him into finding Qi Liugen and resurrecting Sun Wukong?
“You want to trick me into committing suicide? No way!”
“Damn, I don’t know how many times I died in this game, and I encountered so many monsters.”
“You want me to go on the road alone now? That’s absolutely impossible!”
Qi Tian turned sideways to make himself more comfortable.
As a player, he played for seven or eight hours straight and died countless times along the way.
This is not the perfect ending yet
Now let’s play the real version. He is just an ordinary one, without even a cheat code.
Do you still want to trick him into finding Sun Wukong’s six senses?
What’s the difference between this and asking him to die?
It’s not like he can be resurrected repeatedly like in the game!
Yes, he really wanted to revive Sun Wukong
After all, who among the Chinese doesn’t know this monkey?
In the TV series and movies about Sun Wukong, there were so many beauties, but all the attention was on the monkey.
Saying that you don’t want to revive Sun Wukong is pure nonsense
But is he really just an ordinary one?
If we let him go, he will probably be caught and eaten by monsters as soon as he gets off the Flower-Fruit Mountain.
If you want to be more cruel, you might even eat monkey brains raw.
Didn’t you see that the Monkey King said the word”again” when he encountered the Black Bear Demon and some monsters?
It is estimated that many monkeys were tricked into going down to the Flower-Fruit Mountain, and ended up delivering food to the monsters.
Monster: Don’t deliver takeout anymore. If you do, I’ll be stuffed to death!
Although it’s funny, Qi Tian thinks this is probably the truth.
“Brother Monkey, it’s not that I don’t want to save you, I just can’t.”
Qi Tian certainly knew that Black Myth: Wukong had more than one ending, but he was unable to achieve a perfect ending even when he had infinite lives.
Now it’s even more impossible
He knows he doesn’t have this ability
Rather than committing suicide, it is better to just eat and wait for death in this Flower-Fruit Mountain.
Just as Qi Tian was thinking this, a mechanical voice suddenly came to his mind.
【Ding! Wanjie Chat Group invites you to join】
【Do you agree?】
Chat group?
Qi Tian suddenly sat up from the tree
“After two and a half months, has the golden finger finally arrived?”
“Finally I don’t have to be one anymore!”
“Agree, agree, agree now!”
【You have agreed to join the Wanjie chat group】
【”Don’t you want to be one?” Join the group chat】
【”I don’t want to wear diapers anymore” Join the group chat】
【”I really want to eat peaches” Join the group chat】
【”Axe Gang leader” joined the group chat】
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