Chapter 2 You’re talking nonsense! I’m obviously the Monkey King!

“Well, don’t you want to use that name?”

“You know what, this name is quite appropriate”

Qi Tian looked at his own name, and then turned his attention to the other

Looking at the names and avatars of these group members, Qi Tian looked strange.

Why do these people seem to be all monkeys?

The first one is”I don’t want to wear diapers anymore”. His avatar is a little kid with red hair, and Qi Tian is very familiar with this kid.

The Monkey King in the 2010 version of Journey to the West popped out of a stone egg

No sooner had he become the Monkey King than he was tricked into going out to sea to find the Bodhi Fairy Island, where he would learn the magic of the super invincible world champion!

Because the stone eggshells could not be opened, I wore stone diapers during the years I went to sea.

It was not until they reached the Bodhi Fairy Island that Patriarch Bodhi took it off for him.

Now this name is probably still floating around, and I haven’t found the Bodhi Fairy Island yet.

The second one is”I really want to eat peaches”, this Qi Tian is really unrecognizable

Because the monkey’s head is a black head, pressed by a mountain.

Adding to the name of the group, it is estimated that they are pressed under the Five Finger Mountain

The third one is the”Axe Gang Boss”, whose avatar is a black monkey with a tight hoop.

Qi Tian saw at a glance that he was not……

Ahem, I made a mistake.

Qi Tian knew who he was at a glance

The reincarnation of Sun Wukong in A Chinese Odyssey, Zhizunbao!

But the other party is still using the name of the Axe Gang leader, so he is probably still a bandit in Wuyue Mountain.

While Qi Tian was paying attention to the group members, someone in the group started talking.

【I don’t want to wear diapers anymore: Huh? Is this the magic the old monkey was talking about?】

【I don’t want to wear diapers anymore: Interesting!】

【The leader of the Axe Gang: Have I encountered a monster?】

【I really want to eat peaches: Old Tathagata, is this another trick you did?】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: It would be fine if you plotted against me, Old Sun, but now you are actually using these little tricks?】

【I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore: Can You Do Magic?】

【Axe Gang leader: Don’t eat me, our Axe Gang’s second in command is fat and bloated, he’s the most delicious】

【I really want to eat peaches: Tathagata, get out here!】

In the group, you and I talk a lot, it seems that we are talking a lot, but we are just talking about our own things.

“Looks like I have to take control of the situation.”

“Otherwise, with just the three of them, who knows how long it would take before they could get to the point.”

Thinking of this, Qi Tian directly sent a message in the group with his mind.

【Don’t you want to be it? I have something to say, please listen carefully!】

【Don’t you want to be one? This is a chat group for all the worlds, and I happen to know you all, and I also roughly know who you are.】

【Don’t you want to be one? You can ask me any questions you have, and I will try my best to answer them for you.】

Qi Tian had good intentions, but he overlooked one problem.

There are only four people in the group now. Besides him, there is a little kid who was born just a few days ago and was forced to go out to sea to look for immortals.

One is an old man who was pressed under the Five Finger Mountain and was full of resentment towards Tathagata.

The last one is a bandit.

Can you really calm down and listen to such a person?

【I don’t want to wear diapers anymore: Are you the god on Mount Bodhi? Can you teach me the magic of becoming the super invincible world champion?】

【I don’t want to wear diapers anymore: The monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are still waiting for me to return after completing my studies.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: My dear Tathagata, you have cheated me before, and now you want to cheat me again using the same method?】

【I really want to eat peaches: Humph! Do you think I, Old Sun, will be fooled by you again this time?】

【I really want to eat peaches: When I get out of this damn Five Elements Mountain, I will definitely smash your sacred mountain to pieces!】

【The Axe Gang leader: All the gods and heroes, please spare me.】

【Axe Gang leader: I have never had a bath since I was born. I stink as if I had just fallen into a cesspool.】

【Axe Gang leader: I really don’t taste good. If you eat me, you will get diarrhea, which is not good.】

Hard!

The fist is hard!

Qi Tian really wanted to slap each of these three monkeys along the Internet cable.

Can’t you just listen to what I have to say?

I just said a few words and you started going crazy!

As a last resort, Qi Tian had to use his ultimate move.

【Don’t you want to be: the little monkey with red hair? You jumped out of a stone egg, and after you came out, you jumped over the waterfall wearing a stone diaper and became the Monkey King. Then you went out to sea to find the Bodhi Island.】

【Don’t you want to be one? Seven years after you left Huaguo Mountain, you successfully found Bodhi Fairy Island. The one who picked you up was a tall man with horns on his head. His name was Bull Demon King.】

【Don’t you want to be one? On the Bodhi Fairy Island, Bodhi Patriarch gave you the name Sun Wukong.】

【Don’t you want to be one? You have successfully learned the magic of the super invincible world champion, and have become good brothers with the Bull Demon King!】

At this time, the little red-haired monkey was floating on the sea. Looking at the information in the group, his eyes suddenly lit up.

He was able to tell my identity so accurately, and even mentioned that I was a stone egg before. This person must be a god!

He also said that I would learn the magic of becoming the super invincible world champion in the future! marvelous!

The little red-haired monkey is happy, and the other monkey in the group who is being pressed down by the Five Finger Mountain can no longer sit still.

It is obvious that I, Sun, am the Monkey King!

Even if I were pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, my monkeys and descendants would never be able to elect a new Monkey King.

Moreover, Bull Demon King is my, Old Sun’s, sworn brother. When did we become brothers?

You are just farting!

【I Want to Eat Peaches: You’re talking nonsense! It’s obviously me, Sun, who is the Monkey King!】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: He is just a little kid, how can he be the Monkey King?】


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