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Xiaoxiao wanted to help Aunt Zhang light the fire.

This was a new skill she learned at the pig-killing banquet in the last episode. She could make the stove fire burn brightly.

But Aunt Zhang refused with a smile.

"Little girl, no, no."

"Mother-in-law can do it alone. She's used to it."

Grandpa Zhang also said with a smile.

"It's okay, it's okay, you don't need to make a fire."

"If you really want to do some work, go to the grass field over there with your father and feed the cows some water."

"It's hot now, and we have to feed the cows every noon."

Audience:

——"This old couple is so kind, they are embarrassed to let Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao do heavy work."

——"Rural people are simple, Xiao Yang is really a bit cunning, and he can always think of bad ideas."

——"This task is too simple, just feed the cows once, and you can take care of a meal for two people?"

Director Wang of the program team also set up a parasol on the side, holding a walkie-talkie, watching every move here.

There is no program task in this episode. I originally wanted to spend two days and two nights for 50 yuan to embarrass the guests.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yang came up with such a trick, which is completely against the rules of the underworld.

The key is that Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang are so easy to talk to.

Just feed the cows once?

This is too unchallenging.

How can a show like this be good if it has no highlights at all?

Director Wang's mouth was pursed, and he was obviously dissatisfied with this matter.

At this time.

Everyone watched Uncle Zhang take out 4 large buckets.

Each bucket was filled with nearly 25 kilograms of water.

4 buckets of water weighed about 100 kilograms.

The audience was stunned.

Director Wang was also stunned.

Xiaoxiao was also stunned, and said stupidly: "Sure enough, it's the cow drinking water."

This is not as easy as they imagined.

Uncle Zhang smiled awkwardly and took out another shoulder pole.

"Young man, I have four cows at home, and each of them needs to drink a bucket."

"I wonder if you can carry it?

I have a shoulder pole here, can you use it? Otherwise, I'll go to the next door to borrow a wooden cart for you."

Audience:

——"To be honest, I can only lift such heavy things by lifting weights."

——"It's not easy to eat this meal, hahaha, you are dumbfounded, Xiao Yang."

——"This grandfather has to carry such heavy water to feed the cows every day. What's wrong with Xiao Yang going there once? Pretentious."

——"Shoulder pole? It still takes a lot of skill to lift this thing. I tried it once, and it didn't work at all."

Xiao Xiao was also confused by several buckets of water. He looked up and looked at his red-haired father.

"Dad, can you do it?"

"Try it." Xiao Yang said.

He has the pig-killing skill rewarded by the system. When he obtained the skill last time, his strength also increased several times.

Last time, he could even drag a pig weighing more than 200 kilograms.

Of course, this 100 kilograms of water is no problem.

Xiao Yang asked Uncle Zhang to teach him how to carry a shoulder pole.

After a while.

Under Uncle Zhang's patient guidance.

He squatted down and picked up the shoulder pole, a total of 4 buckets of water.

He carried it very easily.

Xiao Xiao clapped and said, "Dad, you are so awesome."

"Dad, you are so awesome."

Uncle Zhang on the side also smiled and patted Xiao Yang on the back.

"You are really good, young man, and you are really strong."

"I have never seen any young man in the city with this strength."

Audience:

- "Wow, you can do it, Xiao Yang."

- "6666, but I want to see how many steps he can take, in case he breaks down after walking for a while."

Xiao Yang carried a shoulder pole, learning the method taught by Uncle Zhang, and mastered the balance.

The front bucket was closer to the person, and the back bucket was farther away from the person.

He walked in small steps on the rugged mountain road, with the shoulder pole up and down, but the water in the bucket did not splash out.

He looked skilled and relaxed.

Xiaoxiao followed him.

The photographer followed behind to take pictures.

He walked for about 20 minutes.

He saw a large grassland with several cows eating grass.

Xiaoxiao stepped forward and found the four cows of Uncle Zhang according to the marks.

Xiao Yang put the four buckets of water in front of the cows one by one and let them drink.

"Bang~"

"Bang~"

Xiao Yang saw a four or five-year-old cowherd next to him.

He was playing with small firecrackers in his hand.

There was nothing for the children in the countryside to play with. They probably picked up small firecrackers from a banquet as toys.

Each one was small, lit, and exploded when thrown out.

The power was not great.

Xiao Yang felt itchy after seeing it. Now firecrackers and fireworks are not allowed in the city.

These are all beautiful childhood memoriesMemories.

He nudged Xiaoxiao's arm with his hand, raised his eyebrows and whispered to the cowherd boy.

"Do you want to play with firecrackers?"

How many children don't like to play with firecrackers?

Especially for city kids like Xiaoxiao, who have few opportunities to play, of course they want to play.

Xiaoxiao nodded.

Xiao Yang continued to persuade: "Then go to him and ask for a few. You are all children, so it's easy to communicate."

"Okay~" Xiaoxiao agreed.

He walked towards the cowherd boy openly, looking at his hand full of firecrackers, and said.

"Hello, can you give me a few of the firecrackers in your hand? I want to play too."

The cowherd boy stared at the three people in front of him in a daze.

Very different from himself, like a city person.

Xiaoxiao saw that the cowherd boy didn't respond for a long time, thinking that he was unhappy.

He took out two cartoon rubber bands and hairpins from his trouser pocket again.

He took out two cartoon rubber bands and hairpins and stuffed them into the cowherd boy's hands.

"I'll trade with you."

"But I only have this now. Do you have a sister or younger sister? They should be able to use it."

Audience:

——"Xiaoxiao, little girls can't cut rubber bands for boys casually."

The cowherd finally reacted and took several firecrackers in his hand and put them in Xiaoxiao's hand.

With a lovely smile.

"Here, sister."

Xiaoxiao thanked and gave a few firecrackers to Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang borrowed a lighter from the photographer.

Light the fuse of the firecracker and throw it out.

A beautiful arc.

"Bang" exploded in the air.

Then another one was set off.

"Bang~"

With a sound in the air.

The old cow in the grassland cried "Uh~", as if expressing dissatisfaction.

Tightly shook its tail and pulled out a pile of poop.

Then shook its tail again and walked away.

Xiao Yang looked at the steaming poop,

and suddenly a bad taste came to him.

He had only seen it on short videos, and had never done it, so he wanted to try it.

Men are so interesting sometimes.

He waved to Xiao Xiao and the cowherd boy.

"Let's go, I'll take you to do something interesting."

Xiao Yang took Xiao Xiao and the cowherd boy and walked into the cow dung.

Audience:

——"Fuck. Is Xiao Yang going to do what I want to do?"

——"What's upstairs? Tell me in detail."

Xiao Yang took a few people and walked into the pile of fresh cow dung.

It was just pulled out, still steaming, and not completely dry.

Xiao Yang twisted the fuses of several firecrackers in his hand together.

He pinched his nose with one hand and endured the nausea with the other.

He inserted the firecrackers in his hand into the still wet cow dung and turned on the lighter.

Sparks came out.

Xiao Yang turned and ran, racing against time.

"Bang~"

Several firecrackers exploded at the same time, making a loud noise.

The power was really huge.

The firecrackers exploded, and a hole was blown out of the cow dung, and white smoke was coming out.

A bunch of cow dung dots of different sizes were blown high into the sky and fell down.

The audience was shocked when they saw the cow dung dots all over the sky, and then there were all kinds of barrages.

—— "Fuck, it's really like a panda ordering takeout - bamboo shoots are here."

—— "666. This scene is really spectacular!"