Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

After Xiao Yang lit the fire, he started to race against time.

When he saw the cow dung falling all over the sky,

the photographer cursed "Fuck!"

and used his body to protect the camera.

In this way, he was baptized by cow dung.

The cowherd boy next to him didn't have time to run, and was covered with cow dung all over his body and face.

Even because he just screamed, his mouth was full of cow dung.

He just vomited out of disgust.

If Xiaoxiao hadn't been wearing a hat, she would probably have been splashed with cow dung.

However.

Now her clothes and arms are also covered with cow dung.

As a fun-loving audience, seeing this scene, I laughed like crazy.

——"Hahaha, rain is flying everywhere, no, it's dung flying everywhere."

——"Hahaha, cowherd boy, why did you open your mouth just now? Now there is cow dung in your mouth, right?"

——"The person upstairs, if you don't open your mouth, what if cow dung gets into your nostrils and eyes?"

——"The person upstairs, your point of view is very strange."

——"It's fun, I love to play, I play every day, I want to play too."

Xiao Yang ran for a while. Turned around and found.

Damn.

He was safe and sound.

The other three people's battle was a bit tragic.

Especially the cowherd boy, I'm going to~

What's going on?

Eating shit? !

Seeing the few people like this.

Xiao Yang couldn't help laughing.

He hadn't received the hateful eyes of the photographer yet.

The two children cried louder than each other.

"Wow~"

"Wow~"

The crying of the two children came one after another.

The barrage that I just thought was funny was once again drowned out by the voices condemning Xiao Yang.

——"Xiao Yang has such a bad taste, why did he bring others along? He likes shit so much, so he smears it on himself."

——"Xiao Yang's father, is he a special person who cheats his children?"

——"How dirty is this cow dung, how many bacteria are there, this father doesn't pay attention to hygiene, the child has poor body resistance, what should he do if he gets sick?"

——"Brother photographer, it's also an unprovoked disaster."

Xiao Yang felt that his mood value had risen again.

But he didn't think of this

Forgot to inform the three people to run away.

Xiao Yang felt in his trouser pocket, and finally found an Alps candy, and handed it to the child who was herding cattle.

After all, he took a few firecrackers from others and blew up shit on others, which was not good.

The child finally stopped crying with the candy, looked at the candy in his hand, peeled off the candy wrapper, and threw it into his mouth at once.

Xiaoxiao watched the cowherd child eating with relish, was stunned for a moment, and stopped crying.

Suddenly said bluntly: "You are eating candy now, isn't it just shit mixed with candy?"

Cowherd child: ???

Xiao Yang: ???

Audience: ???

The audience laughed again.

——"Hahaha, this child is confused."

——"Shit mixed with candy, what a unique taste, I guess this child forgot that there is shit in his mouth."

After the child left, Xiaoxiao also stopped crying.

Ignoring Xiao Yang, he walked angrily to Uncle Zhang's house.

Xiao Yang picked up 4 empty buckets from the ground and ran to chase Xiaoxiao.

Director Wang smelled a smell from a distance, and then saw Xiaoxiao walking over with shit all over her body, wanting to laugh but not daring to.

Uncle Zhang didn't know what was going on, and saw Xiaoxiao's clothes were dirty.

He immediately understood what was going on.

"Hey, kid, stop crying."

"Which little bastard in the village has pissed you off? Tell grandpa, and I'll take you to settle accounts with him."

Xiaoxiao looked at her stinky hands, but didn't dare to wipe her tears with them.

She pointed directly at Xiao Yang beside her: "It's him!"

Grandpa Zhang said, "Ah?"

He just asked his wife to take Xiaoxiao to take a bath and wash off the feces on her body.

At the same time.

The other three families came to the village store.

Three fathers, each holding 50 yuan, worried.

Ding Li glanced at Yangyang's belly.

These 50 yuan were not enough for Yangyang to eat alone.

He decided to just buy some noodles and some salt.

He would ask fellow villagers to buy some green vegetables and a few tomatoes, and then buy a few eggs.

Eating tomato and egg noodles these two days should be enough to fill him up.

Li Yong looked at the store for a long time, but he didn't know what to buy?

Finally, they bought a few corns, a few sweet potatoes, and some green vegetables.

They planned to do this for two days.

Dai Chuan was completely worried. Niuniu was usually picky about food and would not eat many foods.

It was too difficult for him to choose food that Niuniu could eat for two days with 50 yuan.

Finally.

Three fathers, with three children, each of them left the store with only a small bag of food.

They didn't even dare to buy condiments, a bottle of condiments costs more than ten yuan, 50 yuan is not enough.

After a few people, they stepped into the yard.

They actually saw Uncle Zhang, Aunt Zhang, Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao, the four of them were sitting in the yard eating happily.

There were not only vegetables, but also meat and wine, four dishes and one soup, with good color, aroma and taste.

They were almost drooling.

Xiao Yang also raised his wine glass and toasted Uncle Zhang frequently.

Damn~

What's going on.

Everyone looked at Director Wang in the distance.

Director Wang shrugged and gestured that he couldn't do anything about it.

Anyway, Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao have provided a lot of highlights today.

Such a hot thing as frying cow dung has been spread on the Internet a long time ago, and he is very happy now.

Uncle Zhang saw several people at the entrance of the yard and said politely.

"Have you eaten? Do you want to eat together?"

Yangyang rushed over and sat down next to Xiaoxiao.

Niuniu followed Yangyang to find her favorite sister Xiaoxiao.

Only Chaochao followed Li Yong.

The adults were embarrassed.

They knew that this was usually a polite remark from the host, but they also wanted the children to eat something good.

Yangyang sat next to Xiaoxiao and whispered:

"Xiaoxiao, why can you sit here to eat?"

"We can't."

Xiaoxiao's anger subsided a lot because of Xiao Yang's solemn apology just now.

She answered Yangyang's question.

"My father gave 50 yuan to Grandpa Zhang."

"We also helped Grandpa feed water to the cows."

Several adults on the side heard it.

He slapped his forehead and thought to himself.

"Yes, there is such a way of operation. Why didn't I think of it."

Looking at the dry food in his hand, and then looking at the rich farm dishes on the table.

Who doesn't want their children to eat better?

But 50 yuan has been spent almost.

What should I do?

Just then.

Uncle Zhang and Xiao Yang clinked glasses of wine, and they talked more and talked about family matters.

The old couple has two children, a son and a daughter, both in the city.

They are not used to living in the city, so they still live in the countryside.

They have enough food and clothes, but they can't sit still. They like to do some farm work when they have nothing to do.

The more than ten acres of land in front of the house are all planted with rice.

But seeing that it will be harvested in the next few days, Uncle Zhang's back disease has recurred.

I want to hire someone to harvest, but now every household is busy with farming, and there is no idle person.

Xiao Yang just listened casually.

But the three fathers on the side collided with each other.

They walked aside and whispered for a while, and immediately came up with an idea.

He said to the old man straight away: "Uncle, Auntie, we will help you harvest the rice in the next two days, just take care of our meals."

Uncle Zhang: "You guys?"

Audience:

——"Hehe, these three dads think too simply. Farm work is tiring."

——"In fact, I think the three dads are very kind-hearted. When they heard Uncle Zhang said he had a backache, they took the initiative to help."

——"Ahhh, looking forward to it. Are these three dads? Will Xiao Yang join us?"