Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.
Chapter 266: The child was frightened and everyone was stunned
Xiao Mu, who had won two first-class police merits, was actually very happy.
He wanted to go home and give Brother Qiu a surprise.
But Ye Qiuling blocked him at the door in the backyard, saying that she wanted to give him a surprise.
"Naughty."
Xiao Mu's mouth curled up a meaningful smile, "Brother Qiu, don't you want to play some exciting games with me?"
"Close your eyes quickly."
Ye Qiuling hugged his waist and began to act coquettishly, "Hurry up."
"Okay, okay." Xiao Mu closed his eyes.
Ye Qiuling was worried, so she took out an eye mask and put it on his face.
She took his hand and walked into the house.
Mysterious, is he going to play role-playing with me... Xiao Mu's heart began to look forward to it, and his smile was gradually rippling.
Now even through his clothes, I can smell his hormones that are ready to move.
As he walked, Xiao Mu found something wrong.
Ye Qiuling did not lead him to the bathroom or the bedroom.
Instead, he went to... the study?
What is Brother Qiu going to do?
I warn you, don't seduce me, I'm a policeman, I have a gun!
Ye Qiuli stopped, took off the blindfold on his face, and said delicately, "You can open your eyes now."
Xiao Mu joked: "Actually, it doesn't have to be like this. We are an old couple, we can do it in bed... huh?"
The moment he opened his eyes, he was stunned.
A large pile of boxes was placed in front of him.
Graphics card, CPU, memory, hard disk, chassis, monitor...
Someone once said: Most boys have a small dream, to own a top-of-the-line computer of their own!
"Fuck!"
Ecstasy surged like a tide, Xiao Mu was so excited that he almost jumped up, his eyes flashed with uncontrollable excitement, and his mouth trembled with excitement, "This, this... is it for me?"
"Yeah."
Ye Qiuli's beautiful eyes sparkled, pecking at his head.
Looking at Xiao Mu's surprised look and excited expression.
Her heart seemed to be filled with something.
"Is this what I can have?"
Excited Xiao Mu came to the 'top-end family bucket', shocked and ecstatic, "And a full set of Eyes of the Loser, my god!"
Happily sitting on the ground like a child, his hands trembling as he unpacked the box.
Ye Qiuling squatted beside him, smiling at him, sharing his joy.
She doesn't understand computers.
But I saw this sentence on the Internet in the past: Want a boy's life? Give your child a computer. If it's the top-end one, even if you break his leg in the future, he will never leave you and love you!
Suddenly.
Xiao Mu hugged her tightly, murmuring, "Brother Qiu."
"Yeah."
"Give me a big slap of love, let me feel the truth."
"Haha..."
Ye Qiuling hugged his neck with a sweet smile and kissed him happily.
But Xiao Mu pressed her to the ground and kissed her fiercely.
Ye Qiuling laughed so hard that her branches shook.
After the laughter,
Xiao Mu held Brother Qiu in his arms and stared at the family bucket in front of him.
Sometimes, some things are not about money.
It's about someone giving you what you wanted most.
Touching is a matter of a moment.
But for men, this moment is often enough!
It took Xiao Mu half an hour to install the computer.
It took another half an hour to set up the system and download the software.
When he opened LOL and logged in, he was completely sublimated.
There is only one word: cool!
That's right.
It's so cool to play LOL with a top-spec computer that only requires a core graphics card.
It's cool to play Yasuo.
He was as fierce as a tiger, but the record was 0-5.
Don't care about such trivial things... Xiao Mu looked at the cute Ye Qiuling beside him.
How could there be such a woman in the world?
I really want to sleep with her!
Taking out his mobile phone, Xiao Mu took a photo and started to send it to the dormitory group.
If the top-spec computer is not for showing off, it will be meaningless.
A few seconds of silence.
The group was in an uproar.
The eldest: WTF!
The second: Oh my god.
The third: Oh my god, all the prodigal eyes plus alien monitors?
The fourth: I kneel down, I kneel down to the big guy with the top-of-the-line computer.
The fifth: Dad, please have mercy on the child, let me touch it.
Xiao Mu put down his phone with satisfaction.
This is youth, this is life!
…
In the afternoon.
Xiao Mu did not let Ye Qiulan cook.
Instead, he took Qiu Ge to show off to his adopted sons.
A small restaurant outside the school.
A group of young people ate and drank, laughing and talking.
"There is something."
The fifth announced seriously, "I am going to fall in love."
As a result... no one paid attention to him.
"No, you're going too far."
Old Five yelled angrily, "I want to fall in love."
"Then go ahead, it's so fresh."
Xiao Mu laughed, "Where are you from?"
"I met her online."
Old Five chuckled, "Peking University."
"I'll go, sure, Old Five."
Old Two teased, "Trafficking women for five years."
"Hahahaha..." Everyone laughed.
Old Five: ...
Can't you just be human?
"I really like her."
Old Five gave everyone a middle finger, "I plan to get married."
"Get married?"
Xiao Mu laughed, "The bride price is 380,000."
"..."
Lao Wu's face immediately turned pale, "Well, then I won't marry and let's just fall in love, right?"
"Okay."
Xiao Mu nodded, "Every time we meet for dinner, movies, playgrounds, small gifts, etc., it should be 1,000 per month. If you rent a house, it counts as five times a month. I think it is at least 1,000... By the way, Lao Wu, you can get it every month How much is the living expenses?”
Lao Wu: ( ̄ω ̄;)
The whole person was stunned.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
People are dumbfounded when they see a child frightened.
"I lied to you, it's not that scary."
Xiao Mu had had enough of teasing Lao Wu, and comforted him: "If you don't believe me, ask Lao Si about this Neptune."
"Why am I just Neptune? It's my true hobby, right?"
The fourth child didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Why do you have to forcefully erase my presence? I just want to quietly watch you pretending to be cool."
"No kidding."
The fifth child looked at Ye Qiuna, who was picking vegetables for Xiao Mu like a little wife, and asked: "The sixth child, how can I find true love?"
"True love?"
Xiao Mu thought for a moment and stretched out a hand.
Everyone was surprised and stared at this hand, but saw nothing.
Then, they saw Xiao Mu holding his hand and handing it to Ye Qiugao, "Brother Qiu, I have a piece of candy in my hand. It's very sweet. Do you want to eat it?"
Ye Qiugao was slightly stunned.
The others looked at Xiao Mu as if he were a fool.
Is there a furry candy in your hand?
But……
After regaining consciousness, Ye Qiuguo pecked his head and said, "Eat."
For a moment, all five young people were stunned and confused.
Xiao Mu looked at Lao Wu and asked with a smile, "Do you understand?"
There is no such thing as true love in this world.
It’s about having someone who is willing to be stupid around you!
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