Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

Looking at the five roommates who were confused and thoughtful.

Xiao Mu and Ye Qiukuo looked at each other, smiled and shook their heads.

"Lao Liu, let's start the class."

The third child looked at me with bright eyes and smiled, "Kneel down and listen."

"Is it useful to teach you?" Xiao Mu asked with a smile.

"Yes, I have."

The third child pretended, "I'm handsome, but I don't have a girlfriend, so it's weird."

"Yeah?"

Xiao Mu laughed happily, "You can solve your confusion by placing your solution on the ground and shining it on your face!"

The third child: (⊙_⊙)

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed and had fun again.

"Let's not talk about women first."

Idle time is also idle, Xiao Mu joked: "Let's talk about brotherhood first."

The boys became more energetic, with gradually perverted smiles on their faces.

Ye Qiu'an looked at them cutely and didn't understand why they suddenly became obscene.

But how could she know that for boys?

Chatting about naughty things and women is always interesting and happy entertainment between brothers.

"Lao San, you said that one day six beauties came to you to hang out."

Xiao Mu asked, "One you like, one who likes you, four fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged ones, which one do you choose first?"

"Ah this..."

The third child trembled and swallowed, "Go out with the one you like?"

"wrong."

Xiao Mu's eyes looked like "rotten wood cannot be carved." "Fourth child, tell him the correct answer."

"Silly bird."

The fourth child laughed and scolded the third child, "You should inform your brother first, man, you must have brotherhood."

"Yes, yes."

The third child looked embarrassed, "My fault."

"Let me ask you another question."

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "Suppose you, the boss, and a group of girls are drinking together, and the boss drinks too much, what should you do?"

The eldest brother quickly put his arms around the second child in a drunken manner, as if he were holding a beautiful woman.

The second child pretended to be a little bird and made everyone laugh.

"I……"

The third child hesitated for a while, "Then I must be...sending the boss back to the dormitory?"

"wrong!"

Xiao Mu's eyes turned into 'a child cannot be taught' again, and he sighed.

"Are you seriously ill?"

The boss immediately got angry, "You should have something wrong, you know what? A real man must be ruthless."

"Is it possible that at that point, the boss was pretending to be drunk?"

The second child laughed and scolded, "Tell me, are you two-armed? Are you stupid?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone almost fell down laughing.

What a joy!

The third child: (￣ω￣;)

It seems to be a little bit.

"Last question."

Xiao Mu almost burst out laughing, "Third brother, if one day the second child suddenly calls you and says that he forgot the keys at your house, then you can obviously hear the second child turning on the speakerphone... you How to answer?"

"..."

The third child broke out in sweat on his forehead and looked confused, "Should I wait at home, or should I send it to the second child?"

"well!"

Everyone sighed in unison.

Xiao Mu said feebly, "Brother Qiu, tell him the correct answer."

Ye Qiugao's face turned red and he wanted to laugh, "Third brother, you should be out of town!"

"Ah?" The third child was confused.

The child Lao San is completely hopeless... Everyone covered their faces in silence.

"Man, you have to learn to be flexible."

Xiao Mu patted the third child on the shoulder and said, "It's not that you're mentally ill."

"Don't say that the third child is mentally ill."

The second child glared, "The prerequisite for a brain disease is to have a brain."

Fortunately, Lao Liu reminded me.

Otherwise, if I really call the third child then, my beauty will be in trouble.

The happy time is always too short, everyone left the small restaurant.

Some people go back to school, some people go home.

At dusk, the afterglow gradually dims.

Use brilliant colors to outline a magnificent scenery on the horizon.

Xiao Mu drove with Ye Qiugao on the way home.

"Isn't it too early for them?"

Ye Qiugao in the passenger seat asked with a smile.

"Don't you pretend to be your little white rabbit?"

Xiao Mu also looked at her with a smile.

"snort!"

Ye Qiugu pursed his warm lips and rolled his eyes charmingly.

"Brother Qiu, your snort reminds me of something."

Xiao Mu smiled in a low voice, "Do you know what words can last a lifetime?"

"One word?"

Ye Qiugao was surprised, "A lifetime?"

"Yeah, it's like us boys spend our lives apologizing."

Xiao Mu nodded, "When the boys were young, I was wrong about my mother. When I was young, I was wrong about the baby. When I became an adult, I was wrong about my wife. When I was middle-aged, my father was wrong. When I am old, my grandpa was wrong."

Ye Qiugao's eyes curled up.

What a poor boy!

"Girls are amazing. When I was a kid, huh. When I became an adult, huh. In middle age, huh. In old age, huh..."

Xiao Mu pretended to be exaggerated, "Look, does one word run through your whole life?"

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiugu was so amused that he giggled, his smiling eyes curved into crescent moons.

"It will be good for them to let Lao Wu and the others know the nature of love in advance, and it will also let them understand a truth."

Xiao Mu explained to Brother Qiu, "Sometimes it's not about how good a boy's lying skills are, but whether the girl is willing to believe it or not."

It's like many girls don't think about it. If a man is afraid of his wife, 99% of the time he won't be able to beat you.

It's just that he really likes you, and still has expectations and fantasies about family and children.

If he doesn't care at all, a slap on the face will make the girl's head buzz!

"Why do you care so much about them?"

Ye Qiu looked at him curiously.

"Are you jealous?" Xiao Mu asked with a smile.

"It's just that I can't understand it."

Ye Qiu's clear eyes like ice mirrors were full of smiles, vivid and colorful.

"The older I get, the more I feel it's rare to have a few good friends."

Xiao Mu drove the car and said with a smile, "Even if we are not in the same city in the end, and we don't meet and talk often, as long as there are a few people in my heart, I won't feel lonely. When you have nothing in the end, you can also call them, chat, brag, and talk about the past memories, and you will be very happy."

Ye Qiu seemed to understand and looked at him quietly.

"Don't you understand?"

Xiao Mu stopped the car and asked Brother Qiu with a smile, "In five seconds, think of the three people you love most in your mind."

Five seconds?

The three most beloved people?

Ye Qiuling was stunned for a moment.

Subconsciously, Xiao Mu and her parents appeared in her mind.

"It's time."

Xiao Mu stretched out his hands, gently hugged Qiu Ge in his arms, and whispered: "Don't you miss me?"

Ye Qiuling's first reaction was to find it funny.

The next second, an inexplicable sadness emerged in her heart.

She hugged him tightly, with mist in her eyes.

"It doesn't matter, just help Qiu Ge love her!"

They leaned on each other tightly, their eyes passing through the car window.

They were fixed on the gorgeous sunset afterglow.

The afterglow also sprinkled on their faces.

It seemed that the whole world became gentle!