Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

Time passed, and half a month passed in the blink of an eye.

The police academy has begun its winter vacation.

Before leaving school, the young couple called their five adopted sons to their home.

Xiao Mu made a table of delicious food.

Ye Qiuguo also prepared some good cigarettes for these brothers.

"cheers!"

In front of the dining table.

The boys raised their wine glasses in laughter, and Ye Qiugao raised his juice.

The cups are clinking, energy is bursting, and young hearts are flying.

Laughter and wine glasses intertwined, and they used actions to interpret the true meaning of youth.

"Lao Liu, I met a young lady last time using the method you taught me."

The third child was beaming, "I joined a girls' group and successfully infiltrated them. Oh my god, it was the first time I discovered that the girls in the group chatted and acted hooliganally, and had nothing to do with us boys. Son."

"What's this?"

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "If one day you have the opportunity to see the chat history of your girlfriend and best friend, I tell you, they are all punished."

"Is it true or false?"

The second child's eyes widened with an expression of disbelief.

The others did the same and looked at Ye Qiumao.

"Don't look at Brother Qiu, she has no best friends."

Xiao Mu curled his lips, "I'm not going to lie to you. In the past, I read on the Internet that a girl said that if just one page of her chat history with her best friend was exposed, it would ruin their reputation. All four of her best friend's chat groups were blocked. "

"Another girl said that if her best friend becomes a celebrity one day and she exposes a page of chat history today, her best friend will have to withdraw from the circle the next day."

"It's even more cruel. There is a girl who replied below that if she is going to die one day, even if she has her last breath, she must destroy her chat history and smash her phone, otherwise she will not be guaranteed for the rest of the year!"

"hiss!"

The five young men took a deep breath and were dumbfounded.

Do you want it to be so scary?

What on earth were these girls talking about? It’s so scary!

"Lao Liu, you are here. There is a problem that I still can't figure out."

The fourth child asked curiously: "What is the meaning of the natural frequency between men and women?"

"Same frequency?"

Xiao Mu smiled, "It's very complicated to explain, so let me demonstrate it to you."

Everyone:? ? ?

Can you still perform demonstrations if you are born on the same frequency?

Xiao Mu looked at Brother Qiu, stretched out his hand, and suddenly lightly touched her shoulder, "Sunflower acupuncture hand."

"Are you sick?"

Ye Qiu pursed his lips and his voice was whispering.

The young people watched the play happily.

Are you stupid to think that Lao Liu is indeed sick?

"What's wrong?" Xiao Mu asked Brother Qiu with a smile.

"Childish, can you do something adult-like?"

Ye Qiugu bit his lip, "Hurry and untie Brother Qiu."

"Pfft!" the young people sprayed directly.

Oh my God, what kind of monsters are this pair?

"Is it funny?"

Xiao Mu looked at the classmates, "Now, let's talk about what is the natural frequency between men and women."

The five young people were stunned and did not laugh.

The performance of Xiao Mu and Ye Qiukuo just now was really childish?

No, there is someone who loves to play, and someone who is willing to play with me.

One is willing to be childish, but the other is really doting.

There is no natural co-channel, it’s all bullshit!

"Do you understand everything?"

Xiao Mu picked up the wine glass and said, "Come, drink."

Everyone raised their glasses.

"Lao Liu, how do you know so much?"

The fourth child looked incomprehensible, "I wonder if you were reborn. Is there an uncle living in your body?"

"Oh no, have you discovered all this?"

Xiao Mu looked cruel, "Then don't blame me for killing people and silencing them."

"Tch~" Everyone extended their middle fingers.

"Lao Liu, do you think I should go after that young lady?" Lao San asked.

"It depends on your own thoughts."

Xiao Mu said with a smile: "If you really like me, then confess your feelings. What if you become a spare tire?"

The third child:......

It coincides with my thoughts. Lao Liu, you are a real dog.

That mouth is still the same as before, as if the selu has been wiped off!

"Stop bullying stupid kids all the time. The third child is so pitiful."

Ye Qiukuo couldn't stand it and pinched the smelly baby.

The third child:......

Sister Qiuguo, can you stop talking too?

"Hahahaha..." Everyone burst into laughter.

"knew."

Xiao Mu held Brother Qiu's little hand and looked at Lao San, "Tell me, how can I help you?"

"That's it, how can we chat better?"

The third child humbly asked for advice.

"Have you ever heard such a sentence?"

Xiao Mu asked: "Humor is the best medical beauty for men?"

Everyone looked at each other.

"Let's put it this way, if a boy and a girl chat, they won't say dirty words, talk about games, make jokes, start videos, or send voice messages, they will only type."

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "What else can you guys come up with?"

Everyone:? ? ?

"It means don't chat seriously."

Xiao Mu said with a smile: "It seems that when we are together, we make all kinds of slanderous words, all kinds of jokes, and all kinds of teasing. Everyone feels very happy and happy, so we all like to play together. Then you are always serious when talking to girls Will she be happy when you talk to her, won’t she be annoyed, and will she play with you?”

The five young people's eyes lit up.

It seems to make sense!

"Let me give you another example."

Xiao Mu turned to look at Ye Qiuma, "Brother Qiu, please treat me to a movie tonight."

"You are so embarrassed?"

Ye Qiuling smiled and said, "Shouldn't you treat Brother Qiu?"

"That would be so boring."

Xiao Mu winked, "Brother Qiu, look, as long as you spend a little money to treat me to a movie, treat me to a meal, and let's drink a little wine, and you get me, my future living expenses and future salary will all belong to Brother Qiu, right?"

"Haha..."

Ye Qiuling covered her mouth and laughed, throwing him a soft look, "That makes sense!"

"You have to chat humorously, not really let girls treat you to movies and meals."

Xiao Mu looked at the five adopted sons, "Get it?"

The classmates raised five thumbs.

Awesome!

"Sixth brother, is there a faster way?"

The fifth brother couldn't help asking, "Have a girlfriend?"

"Yes, it's easy to be quick."

Xiao Mu laughed, "Find an inflatable one."

The fifth brother: ...

What the hell is this dirty thing?

"Then what kind of woman is a real woman?"

The eldest brother also asked with a smile.

"Not inflatable." Xiao Mu replied.

Everyone: ...

Tingjun's words cured the depression that had troubled us for many years.

Is this what humans can think of?

But they were completely convinced by Lao Liu's wit.

It was the real Lao Liu!

Laughter is always short-lived.

The young couple stood at the door of their home and said goodbye.

Ye Qiuling snuggled in Chou Bao's arms.

Xiao Mu looked at the five figures going away.

In his previous life, he had countless regrets in his youth.

But fortunately, in that dark time.

He met five friends.

They were like a beam of light in the darkness!