Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

A small apartment.

It was the first time for Xiao Mu and Ye Qiuling to visit Ye Wu's house.

Looking at the two-bedroom, one-living room apartment, with simple decoration.

It was hard to imagine that this was the home of the 'young master of the Ye family'.

"Surprised?"

Ye Wu said arrogantly, "Sister Fang's house."

"Have you learned to be a gigolo?" Xiao Mu joked.

"Don't talk about the second brother, big brother."

Ye Wu winked at the younger brother, "Just tell me if it smells good?"

"..."

Xiao Mu wanted to cry but had no tears, "Smells good!"

Being with Brother Qiu, wasn't he also a gigolo?

Tell a joke.

A being who could shake the earth with a stomp of his feet.

He was actually a gigolo, can you believe it!

"There is a question."

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "Did you have any intrigues with Sister Fang during the time you were not together?"

"It's impossible."

Ye Wu sighed, "First of all, we are a perfect match, and it's a deadlock."

Xiao Mu was stunned and suddenly realized.

In his previous life, he sneered at the idea of ​​being well-matched, thinking it was feudal dregs.

But in this life, his horizons have been broadened and he understands more.

Only then did he realize that his ancestors were really wise.

Many people think that being well-matched means being equal in material terms.

In fact, it is not the case at all.

Can millions of nouveau riche be the same as millions of scientific research institutes?

From the perspective of objective psychological variables, it is thinking, vision, pattern, cognition, world outlook, family education, and factors of the original family.

When the lifestyle and values ​​of the original family are infinitely close, there will be fewer conflicts in marriage life, and the same is true for looking at problems.

Sometimes the principles of the older generation are not wrong, but they are distorted and misunderstood!

"Brother Qiu and I are not well-matched, but we are still together?"

Xiao Mu deliberately teased.

Ye Wu's expression was complicated.

"What's wrong?"

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "Are you constipated?"

Ye Wu rolled his eyes, "Don't you realize that you are already a generation?"

Today's little brother has long been "on an equal footing" with the older generation.

Whether it is thinking, vision, or pattern, they can match those big guys.

It's just that he didn't pay attention and didn't take it seriously.

Xiao Mu showed a surprised look on his face and smiled again.

Yes.

Level, police rank, military rank... It's meaningless.

It's just that he likes to wear police uniforms and military uniforms.

The country also hopes that he will wear them forever!

...

Had a meal at the eldest brother-in-law's house.

After playing until the evening, the young couple returned home to take a bath.

While lying on the bed, I saw Brother Qiu rubbing her calves from time to time.

Xiao Mu took her two little feet with heartache.

"Sister, let me give you a foot massage."

"Okay."

Ye Qiu's eyes were as bright as stars and as charming as peach blossoms. "How old are you this year, why do you come out to do foot massage?"

"Eighteen."

Xiao Mu massaged his feet. "Sister, to be honest, if it weren't for the financial difficulties at home and the quick money in this business, who would do this?"

"Is that so." Ye Qiu's eyes narrowed comfortably.

"Sister, you look so beautiful."

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "Are you twenty years old this year?"

"This little mouth is so sweet."

Ye Qiu's heart was blossoming when he was licked by the stinky treasure.

"How strong is it?"

Xiao Mu asked with a smile while rubbing the white and tender feet.

"Sure."

Ye Qiuli hummed twice, "How much does it cost to apply for a card?"

"You don't need to apply for a card."

Xiao Mu's eyes were gentle, "Next time your feet feel uncomfortable, come to me, I will massage your feet, a full set, and guarantee that you will feel comfortable."

"Brother is so nice."

Ye Qiuli's face was full of smiles, she stood up, hugged Choubao's neck, and hummed, "Sister wants to apply for a lifetime card, okay?"

"No."

Xiao Mu kissed her little face, "I'll stop doing it after two years, You have to change your ways and find a good family to marry. "

"Haha..."

Ye Qiuli smiled and said, "What kind of person do you want to marry?"

"Of course I want to marry someone like my sister."

Xiao Mu hugged her waist, "Gentle, well-behaved, can act like a spoiled child, and can give birth to a baby."

"You're so annoying, your little mouth is so sweet."

Ye Qiuli happily buried her face in his arms, happy, "You can only coax Brother Qiu."

"Sweet, right?"

Xiao Mu hugged Brother Qiu and fell on the bed, "Then can I sleep in tomorrow?"

"Living like a pig, don't you feel guilty?"

Ye Qiuli puffed her cheeks and rolled her eyes at him.

"Of course not."

Xiao Mu smirked, "Russell once said that you shouldn't feel guilty for sleeping in, because you can't create any value when you get up. Instead, you can get happiness from wasting time, so it's not a waste of time."

"Heresy."

Ye Qiuli was amused, "Isn't it true that the older generation said that going to bed early and getting up early is good for health?"

"Then has Brother Qiu discovered something?"

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "The main reason why mankind has progressed is that the next generation doesn't listen to the previous generation?"

Ye Qiuli: (￣ω￣;)

Why does she feel that what Choubao said makes sense.

What went wrong?

"Are you confused?"

Xiao Mu looked at Brother Qiu, who had become cute in his arms, and wanted to laugh, but it was hard to hold it back, "It's like sometimes you need to look at a problem the other way around."

“For example, if someone who hates you praises you, it must be that you did something wrong. On the contrary, if someone who hates you scolds you, it must be that you did something right.”

“And the most interesting thing is what we humans call emotional intelligence.”

“The definition of emotional intelligence is that the words you say and the things you do make others and yourself feel comfortable.”

“If you do something that makes others feel comfortable but you feel very painful, it is not called emotional intelligence. Except for licking hard, it is mentally retarded!”

Learning is useless... Ye Qiuli's mouth twitched, and she hugged his neck and acted coquettishly, "I don't want to listen, you little bastard, you are brainwashing Brother Qiu!"

“How can this be brainwashing.”

Xiao Mu said seriously, "We serious people call this, fooling around!"

“Humph, boys also pick up girls like this, right?”

Ye Qiuli pinched his neck.

“I don't like the word pick up, it seems frivolous and vulgar.”

Xiao Mu laughed and said, "I like to use... get close."

I don't believe in ghosts and gods, and I will only worship the two saints from now on.

Lü Ziqiao on the left, Wen Lianggong on the right!

"Haha..."

Ye Qiuli was amused and laughed, "What a shameless person who is not embarrassed!"

"Is it amazing?"

Xiao Mu laughed so proudly.

"Yes, it's amazing."

Ye Qiuli put away her smile and narrowed her eyes, "Tell Brother Qiu, why do you know so much?"

"Ah this..."

The proud smile froze on Xiao Mu's face, and his expression began to freeze.

"I'll give you one chance."

Ye Qiuli pinched his cheek, "Start with the word 'close' and sing a love song, and Brother Qiu will let you go."

Almost scared my father to death... Xiao Mu breathed a sigh of relief and sang with a smile: "If you get a little closer, I will let you hold my hand. If you are a little braver, I will go with you. What are you waiting for? Time is running out..."

This works... Ye Qiuli was stunned.

Xiao Mu: The big mouth is only 1 cm away from me, and I can also dodge it in 0.1 seconds.

And the biggest regret in his life is that he can't kiss his handsome face!