Chat Group: Gain Saiyan Bloodline at the Beginning

[Su Xiaoqi: What do others think?]

[Nami: If it's this name, I agree. After all, I'm the captain of the Odd Jobs Pirates now.]

[Lu Linglong: I agree too. I'm also a member of the Odd Jobs Pirates.]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Okay.]

[Kaito Kuroba: +1.]

[Sakuragi Hanamichi: +2.]

[Tokisaki Kurumi: Ara, I agree too. That big-boobed monster probably hasn't even heard of this name.]

[Himejima Akeno: Hehe... Just like a little sister.]

[Minato Namikaze: Since you old members all agree, I agree too.]

[Aizen Sōsuke: Providing various daily life assistance and services, interesting.]

[Su Xiaoqi: How do you know that?]

[Aizen Sōsuke: I know a little.]

[Lu Linglong: Idol is awesome.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Since everyone agrees, I'll go change the name.]

[Notification: The Odd Jobs chat group has been successfully modified. The name of this chat group cannot be changed in the future.]

[Sakata Gintoki: @Su Xiaoqi, you've finally acted like a human being for once. I, Gintoki, will forgive you for what you did to Zhuqing and Vivi, but I'll never give you the other girls.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Get lost. Go find whoever you want.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Okay, those who want to watch dramas, watch dramas. Those who want to chat, continue chatting. I'm going to research the enhancement function.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Oh right, @Aizen Sōsuke, do I still need to tell you about your anime?]

[Aizen Sōsuke: Bleach.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Awesome.]

Chapter 89 Aizen Sōsuke: Interested in attacking Soul Society with me?

“Hiss, this enhancement function is something else.”

Su Xiaoqi was tempted looking at the introduction. There are two enhancement multipliers to choose from: 0.5x and 1x, with corresponding success rates of 10% and 5% respectively.

Taking his own Kamehameha as an example, assuming the destructive power of his Kamehameha is currently 1000, if he chooses 1x and succeeds, it becomes 2000. If it succeeds again, it becomes 4000, and so on.

However, the points required for each enhancement are also considerable. The 0.5x multiplier requires 50,000 points per attempt, while the 1x multiplier requires 100,000 points per attempt.

[Su Xiaoqi: @Zhu Zhuqing, how much do we have left in our family fortune?]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Less than 130,000. What's wrong? Do you need me to give it to you now?]

[Su Xiaoqi: It's nothing, I just suddenly miss Tang San a little.]

[Lu Linglong: Tang San is so miserable. Even after death, you're still dragging him out to whip his corpse.]

[Su Xiaoqi: I wish I could drag him out and kill him several more times.]

[Zhu Zhuqing: If you're short on points, how about we sell something?]

[Su Xiaoqi: It's not that bad yet. Our family isn't that poor. It's all that damn Nami who scammed me out of 100,000 points.]

[Nami: Can you speak human language? What do you mean I scammed you? I already said that as long as you sign, you don't have to pay the points.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Hmph, I'm too lazy to argue with you.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Xiaoqi, you're finally experiencing the pain of having a wife, right? And you found two at once. Look at me, Gintoki, how carefree I am alone. When I'm in a good mood, I just feed those two idiots at home.]

[Aizen Sōsuke: @Su Xiaoqi, if you need points, I can initiate the Fake Karakura Town battle in advance. This time, as long as you and I join forces...]

[Aizen Sōsuke: We shall have no equals before us.]

[Lu Linglong: Is this the original version of the arrogance? It's much cooler than when I said it back then.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Linglong, how did you become like this? Girls shouldn't say that word before 'arrogance'.]

[Kashiwazaki Sena: * *?]

[Sakata Gintoki: Oh crap, oh crap, @Kashiwazaki Sena, little cutie, what did you just say?]

[Kashiwazaki Sena: It's just the word before 'arrogance', why is it censored?]

[Lu Linglong: Gintoki, please act like a human being. Sena is still so innocent.]

[Nami: Damn it, @Sakata Gintoki, from today onwards, if you dare to talk nonsense in the group, I'll beat you every time I see you.]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Agreed, I'll have Xiaoqi ban you.]

[Aizen Sōsuke: @Su Xiaoqi, what do you think of my suggestion?]

[Su Xiaoqi: To be honest, this suggestion is very good, and I'm very tempted, but let's forget about it.]

[Aizen Sōsuke: Oh? That's a bit unexpected. Based on my assessment of your words just now, and after reviewing some of the things you've said in the chat group before, you don't seem like the kind of person who is bound by 'rules' or a 'Mr. Nice Guy'.]

[Aizen Sōsuke: Could it be that there are people you care about among the Soul Reapers or the Visoreds?]

[Sakata Gintoki: I know, I know. Xiaoqi must have taken a fancy to Rangiku or Orihime, because their hair color is a bit similar to Android 18.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Stop talking nonsense. I hate women with orange hair the most. If we're talking about similar hair colors, Kashiwazaki Sena is more like Android 18, okay.]

[Nami: So, I'm getting shot again, right.]

[Kashiwazaki Sena: Ah? Is that so.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Bastard, you really have impure intentions towards my little cutie.]

[Himejima Akeno: Ara, I'll be sad if you say that. You clearly said you would protect me just now.]

[Sakata Gintoki: @Himejima Akeno, you are Gintoki's big cutie. The two of you are like Gintoki's two ○○, indispensable.]

[Himejima Akeno: Hehe... It's not that serious.]

[Lu Linglong: @Nami, @Tokisaki Kurumi, so the three of us are out of favor now, right.]

[Nami: I never expected anything from this white-haired guy in the first place.]

[Tokisaki Kurumi: Ara, I don't care, I only need Darling.]

[Su Xiaoqi: @Aizen Sōsuke, you may not fully understand me or the Saiyan race. We don't like taking orders from others, and we're relatively casual in our actions. And I currently have the blood of both Saiyans and Earthlings in me.]

【Su Xiaoqi: Even if you invite me to your world, I will only act according to my own wishes. Who I kill or don't kill depends entirely on my own preferences.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Gin-san is here to give you newbies a simple translation. Xiaoqi said so much, but summing it up, it's just one sentence: He's a mixed breed.】

【Notice: Sakata Gintoki has been silenced by Su Xiaoqi for 10 minutes.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: I understand now. Su Xiaoqi is a half-blood just like me. Is my understanding correct?】

【Su Xiaoqi: @Kashiwazaki Sena, that's pretty much it. Remember to stay away from that white-haired guy in the future.】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Okay.】

【Lu Linglong: Just a weak question, aren't you Saiyans, oh no, weren't the Saiyans in the original work still under the command of Lord Frieza?】

【Su Xiaoqi: Yes, they appear to be under Frieza's command on the surface, but who among them truly wants to listen to him at heart? It's just that they are limited by their own strength and have no way to resist. But once they have the strength, they will immediately rebel.】

【Su Xiaoqi: But if it were me, even if I were killed by Frieza now, I would never obey him. This is the integrity of my Earthling side.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Of course, regardless of whether it's the Saiyan bloodline or the Earthling bloodline in my body, only one thing will never change.】

【Nami: What?】

【Su Xiaoqi: Being afraid of my wife.】

【Nami: Tsk.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: Heart.jpg.】

【Namikaze Minato: Same here. We can exchange notes when we have the chance.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Hahaha, that's a good idea.】

【Aizen Sōsuke: I see. It seems I really don't understand you enough. Then, may I ask, how strong is this person called Frieza?】

【Su Xiaoqi: If he transforms into his final form, in a head-on confrontation between the two of you, he only needs one finger to kill you, even if you have completely merged with the Hōgyoku.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Of course, you can also use Kyōka Suigetsu to distract him, but that will only delay your death.】

【Aizen Sōsuke: Is that so? That's truly a terrifying existence. Could you tell me the name of that anime?】

【Su Xiaoqi: You can go directly to watch "Dragon Ball Z." After you watch it, you will know how big the difference in combat power between your Bleach world and the Dragon Ball world is.】

【Sakata Gintoki: So, the Saiyan bloodline is just a BUG. Now you know why Gin-san is usually so lazy, right? With him around, what's left for us ordinary people? We just need to freeload everywhere.】

【Sakata Gintoki: @Su Xiaoqi, you bastard, you dare to silence Gin-san again! Do you know how uncomfortable it is to hold it in and not be able to release it?】

【Lu Linglong: Although that's the meaning, I always feel like it's not the serious kind of meaning when it comes from his mouth.】

【Nami: You're thinking too much. His words have never been serious.】

【Aizen Sōsuke: @Su Xiaoqi, after I finish watching "Dragon Ball" and understand the Saiyan race better, I will invite you again.】

【Su Xiaoqi: We'll see then. @Zhuqing, I'm going to cultivate now.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: Okay, remember not to mess around too much.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Got it. @Lu Linglong, I'll come over early the day after tomorrow. I'll think of a good script for you after I finish cultivating tomorrow.】

【Lu Linglong: Okay! On the first day, I'll take everyone to tour Longhu Mountain. On the second day, we'll start causing trouble when the Luo Tian Dajiao begins, hee hee.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Oh, right, I actually quite like that famous scene of yours. It's also very touching.】

【Lu Linglong: Are you talking about the words I said when Hua'er was captured by those Quanxing bastards? Although it's a bit embarrassing to praise myself, I also think I was super cool at that time, hehe.】

【Kuroba Kaito: "If you really encounter misfortune, it must be after I die in battle." Based on this sentence alone, I'll be a fan of yours for at least 50 years.】

【Sakuragi Hanamichi: Big Sister, besides admiring my Big Brother, I also admire you.】

【Nami: Linglong-jie, the best!】

【Zhu Zhuqing: This time, we will kill all those Quanxing bastards.】

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Ara, my nutrients can increase again, how wonderful.】

【Sakata Gintoki: Linglong girl, that's the reason why Gin-san likes you! This time, let Gin-san protect Hua'er.】

【Lu Linglong: Hehe, you guys are making me feel embarrassed.】

【Su Xiaoqi: I'm saying, are you guys misunderstanding something? Who said I was talking about that famous scene?】

【Sakata Gintoki: Crap, Gin-san suddenly has a bad feeling. @Su Xiaoqi, I'm warning you, you're not allowed to do anything to my Linglong girl.】

【Nami: Could it be...?】

【Zhu Zhuqing: No way...?】

【Kuroba Kaito: Could it be that one...?】

【Lu Linglong: No, please, don't post that in the group, I don't want to die of embarrassment.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Image.jpg.】

【Su Xiaoqi: Everyone, I'm going to cultivate. Have fun chatting.】

【Himejima Akeno: Ara, this is really... a meme-worthy scene.】

【Namikaze Minato: This is really a bit... "touching".】

【Kashiwazaki Sena: Linglong-jie, so pitiful.】

【Aizen Sōsuke: @Lu Linglong, you look a bit cute like this.】

【Lu Linglong: @Su Xiaoqi, you bastard, I'm going to kill you!!!】

【Lu Linglong: @Nami, I was wrong before. This time, that bastard is definitely going to mess with me for points. Let's join forces.】

【Nami: Although your use of that word is a bit ambiguous, joining forces to deal with that bastard is no problem.】

【Sakata Gintoki: And Gin-san! Let's join forces to defeat that evil Saiyan, save Zhuqing girl, and redeem Princess Vivi.】

【Zhu Zhuqing: ......】