Chat Group: Gain Saiyan Bloodline at the Beginning

Chapter 90: 波風 Minato's Gradual Darkening

Two days later, in the Under One Person world, Dragon Tiger Mountain.

"Hey, old man, what are you staring at? I, Gintoki, didn't come here to see your wrinkly old face. Move aside, move aside."

Lu Jin looked at the man in front of him, with naturally curly white hair and a lazy expression, picking his nose, and said in a deep voice: "You're the good-for-nothing, always idle, and like to flirt with young girls, Sakata Gintoki?"

"Biu~" Sakata Gintoki flicked a booger from his little finger towards the other person's face and said unhappily:

"Old man, don't think that just because you're Linglong's great-grandfather, I won't beat you up. I like Linglong, not your sloppy, stinky old self."

"Bang." Lu Linglong, who punched Sakata Gintoki to the ground, roared: "White hair, even though my great-grandfather is usually a bit sloppy and doesn't like to wash his feet before bed, how can you say it in front of him?"

"Heh heh heh..."

Lu Jin looked at his good granddaughter in front of him, his mouth twitching. Ever since she joined that chat group, she's become more and more disrespectful, and even wanted to steal their family's treasures to sell to some kind of shop in the chat group in exchange for points.

What made him even angrier was that every time he wanted to teach her a lesson, she would bring out that sentence, "Great-grandpa, I advise you not to touch me. I'm protected by a Saiyan now. Do you know what a Saiyan is?" and then babble a bunch of new terms like star-busting.

Thinking of this, Lu Jin turned his gaze to the man who was 'flirting' with two other girls on the side.

"Besides having a tail, he doesn't look that special. Is such a person really that strong?"

Just as Lu Jin felt doubtful, Su Xiaoqi, Zhu Zhuqing, and Tokisaki Kurumi came to him.

"Old man, you've been staring at me since just now. Let me make it clear, I'm not interested in you."

Tokisaki Kurumi said: "Old man, I advise you not to have any thoughts you shouldn't. This man is not someone you can possess."

Zhu Zhuqing rolled her eyes at Tokisaki Kurumi and said unhappily: "He's not someone you can possess either."

Lu Jin wanted to curse in his heart. Did the people from this chat group not know what it meant to respect the old and love the young? Why were they all like this?

"Forget it, I'm still a senior, so I won't bother with these kids."

Successfully convincing himself, Lu Jin looked at Su Xiaoqi and said, "Linglong usually doesn't cause you any trouble in your chat group, does she? My granddaughter has been spoiled by me since she was little. Please take care of her in the future."

Su Xiaoqi glanced at Lu Linglong, who was 'lecturing' Sakata Gintoki on the side, and smiled: "Old man, your granddaughter is good in every other way, but she's just a bit naughty sometimes. My suggestion is that you beat her up a few times when you have nothing to do."

Zhu Zhuqing and Tokisaki Kurumi twitched their mouths at the same time when they heard this. This guy was really 'vengeful'. Ever since he posted that photo of Lu Linglong in the group, Lu Linglong had really joined forces with Nami, and the two girls would occasionally team up to criticize him verbally these past two days.

Hearing this, Lu Jin sighed and said, "I can't do anything with her now. She brings you up at every turn, and then tells me not to force her to let Su Xiaoqi come here and blow up the earth. What do you want me to do?"

"But speaking of which, can you really do that?"

Su Xiaoqi was happy in his heart. This Lu Jin was really an old fox, seemingly saying it casually, but actually trying to find out his details.

"How about this, seeing is believing. How about we go out for a walk?"

Lu Jin was slightly stunned, then laughed loudly: "Okay, this old man hasn't been active much these past two days, so I'll just take it as exercising with you."

Half an hour later, Su Xiaoqi and Lu Jin reappeared in front of everyone, but the two of them had their arms around each other's shoulders, looking like sworn brothers, which made the others a little confused.

"Xiaoqi, I think you're right. Linglong was spoiled by me since she was little. Although I love her, I have to beat her when I should in the future."

"Brother, that's the right way to think. This little brat will be honest after a few beatings."

"Xiaoqi, you can play however you want in this time's Luo Tian Dajiao. I'm relieved with you here, hahaha."

"Okay, we brothers can be considered kindred spirits. If you want to beat up the Old Celestial Master, I can arrange it for you."

Hearing these words, Lu Linglong turned her head to look at Zhu Zhuqing, and said with a blank expression: "Zhuqing, I seem to have heard them talking about beating me up."

Zhu Zhuqing looked at Lu Linglong in front of her, opened her mouth, but couldn't say anything. She thought, you've already heard it, so why are you asking me? Do you want me to repeat it?

Lu Jin then walked up to his granddaughter and said with a serious face: "Linglong, you can't be so rude to Xiaoqi in the future, you know? If you don't listen, Grandpa will beat you."

Su Xiaoqi then took out a stack of paper and waved it in front of Lu Linglong, smiling: "Linglong, the content inside is the script I wrote overnight. I've arranged a big female lead role for you."

"You'll have meat to eat if you follow me. If you follow Nami, what can you get besides being verbally happy in the group? Think about it carefully."

"I... this..."

Lu Linglong's eyes kept darting back and forth between her great-grandfather and Su Xiaoqi. Her intuition told her that if she continued to hang out with Nami, her future days would be miserable.

"My good sister Nami, it's not that I want to betray you, it's just that the enemy's methods are too cunning."

After hesitating for only a moment, Lu Linglong immediately put on a sweet smile and looked at Su Xiaoqi: "I was bewitched by Nami before. I'm still one of your people in the future. Just tell me how to trick her and I'll do it."

Su Xiaoqi nodded in satisfaction, "Not bad, as the saying goes, a wise man submits to circumstances. Then shouldn't you show it now? My good sister Linglong."

Lu Linglong smiled and said: "Okay, I'll arrange it for you now."

[Lu Linglong: @Nami, you're too much. Su Xiaoqi is such a nice person, how can you say that about him? I really believed your evil to help you. Let's go our separate ways in the future.]

[Nami: What the hell, what did you say these past two days? I'll give you a chance to reorganize your words now. If you have something in his hands, press 1, I won't blame you.]

[Lu Linglong: I don't have anything in his hands. Don't bring the rhythm here. I won't continue to be wrong, serious face .jpg.]

[Nami: Okay, okay, you want to play like this, right? Don't come looking for me when you're crying in the future.]

[Nami: @Su Xiaoqi, and you too, if you have the ability, start a live broadcast now and let everyone see what PY deals you're doing.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Sorry, I'm very busy now and don't have time to talk to you.]

[Hint: Sakata Gintoki has started a live broadcast.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Nami-chan, Gintoki will always be on your side. I want to expose Su Xiaoqi's crimes.]

[Kuroba Kaito: Not to mention, this live broadcast screen is really good, and it's also a God's perspective, five-star praise.]

[Himejima Akeno: Ara, so this is what everyone looks like. @Tokisaki Kurumi, you're smaller than I imagined.]

[Tokisaki Kurumi: Go to hell.]

[Kashiwazaki Sena: Everyone is so beautiful, I will work hard to trigger missions to let everyone come to my place to play.]

[Aizen Soyosuke: @Su Xiaoqi, I am curious about some of the abilities of this world. Will you have a competition today?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Today is just registration and drawing lots, the competition will start tomorrow. I will start a live broadcast then.]

[Aizen Soyosuke: Then I look forward to tomorrow's arrival.]

[Namikaze Minato: Sigh.]

Su Xiaoqi: Minato, you've sighed hundreds of times these past two days. If any of us get a revival card or something similar in the future and bring you back, you can do whatever you want then, but only if you're determined.

Minato Namikaze: I know that. To be honest, I'm really heartbroken. I can't understand why the Third Hokage would treat my Naruto like that. What did Naruto do wrong? If Kushina saw this, she'd probably tear Konoha apart.

Sosuke Aizen: It's nothing more than protecting the power in his hands. He's no different from those people in the Central 46 Chambers on our side.

Su Xiaoqi: Aizen is right. Don't think too much about it now. Some things can wait until you're revived. At least your son held onto his original heart in the end.

Minato Namikaze: I understand the reasoning, but the thought of Naruto eating expired food as a child, being treated like a demon fox by the villagers, and not having a single friend, it feels like my heart is being stabbed with needles.

Minato Namikaze: Damn Hiruzen Sarutobi, damn Danzo, how could they do this!

Kaito Kuroba: Fourth Hokage, are you going to turn evil?

Minato Namikaze: Heh... The title of Fourth Hokage feels more like a joke to me now. I gave my life for Konoha, but in the end, I harmed my son.

Su Xiaoqi: Minato, none of us can persuade you right now, but you can rest assured about one thing: since you joined our Odd Jobs Chat Group, your business is our business, and we can earn some points along the way.

Nami: I think the points are your ultimate goal, right?

Minato Namikaze: Points or whatever don't matter. I just want to see my Naruto quickly and make up for my failure as a father.

Su Xiaoqi: @Nami, what's it to you? Go cool off somewhere. Miss Linglong, let's ignore her. Take us on a tour of Dragon Tiger Mountain.

Lu Linglong: Okay!

Nami: Grrr.

Lu Linglong looked at everyone and said, "Everyone, let's go. I'll take you to meet my good friend Hua'er first, and then take you to have fun in the front mountain."

"Gintoki has been waiting until now, Miss Hua'er, Gintoki is here."

Zhu Zhuqing whispered, "What exactly did you go do with that old man just now?"

Su Xiaoqi smiled and said, "It was nothing, just took him to blow up a mountain."

Chapter 91: Feng Baobao, Who Made Everyone Laugh (Thank you everyone, bonus chapter)

Lu Linglong pushed Zhi Jinhua, who was beside her, in front of everyone and introduced, "Everyone, I think you should all know her. She is my best good sister in this world, Zhi Jinhua."

Zhi Jinhua looked at these people from another world in front of her and said shyly, "Hello, I am Zhi Jinhua, nice to meet you."

"Miss Hua'er, I am the lovable and popular Gintoki. Gintoki came here just to meet you. Gintoki likes you the most."

Zhi Jinhua smiled awkwardly and took a step back imperceptibly, "Sakata Gintoki, I know you. Linglong usually mentions you."

Sakata Gintoki said excitedly, "Really? How does Linglong usually praise me? Tell Gintoki quickly."

Zhi Jinhua gave an awkward laugh, "Linglong said to let me protect myself and stay away from you."

"Hahahaha."

The others present burst out laughing when they heard this. Sakata Gintoki himself turned into a "stone statue" and stood there blankly, "Why does everyone always treat Gintoki like this..."

After that, Su Xiaoqi and the others spent the whole morning touring the front mountain of Dragon Tiger Mountain under the guidance of Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua.

Su Xiaoqi felt that Dragon Tiger Mountain was similar to the ancient towns he had visited before. It was nothing more than eating and shopping. The only difference was that the people beside him were no longer a few old men, but two beauties, one big and one small.

Sakata Gintoki didn't even look at the scenery here. He spent the whole time revolving around Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua, especially taking special care of Zhi Jinhua, this 'new love'.

As they walked towards the Heavenly Master's Mansion, a cry of surprise and a familiar conversation suddenly came from the side.

"Little benefactor, this is the face of heaven."

"Little benefactor, this palm reading indicates that you will definitely be rich, noble, and live a long life in the future."

"This is my grandmaster fighting the ten-thousand-year fire Kirin for eighty thousand rounds here..."

"Not ninety-eight thousand, not nine thousand eight, just nine hundred and ninety-eight."

"So awesome, I want it, I want it."

Sakata Gintoki looked at this scene with disgust and said, "Ah, why did Gintoki have to see that idiot here? Let's go, let's stay away from this crazy woman."

Su Xiaoqi looked at Lu Linglong and smiled, "Let's go, say hello to your lover."

"Eh?" Zhi Jinhua was slightly stunned when she heard this, turned her head to look at Lu Linglong and said, "Linglong, when did you start dating Zhang Chulan?"

Lu Linglong said angrily, "I'm not dating Zhang Chulan at all, we're just friends."

Zhang Chulan, who heard Lu Linglong's voice, turned his head to look over here, and immediately ran to Lu Linglong and smiled, "Linglong, long time no see."

Sakata Gintoki instantly stood between the two of them, looked at Zhang Chulan and said angrily, "Shameless, can you call her Linglong? This is Gintoki's privilege."

Zhang Chulan glanced at the other party and said contemptuously, "Who are you, buddy? What shameless, I don't think you look like a good person yourself. There are still people with white hair these days, brother, you're OUT."

Sakata Gintoki said angrily, "Who is your buddy, ah? Can you not add drama to yourself, hurry up and leave, Gintoki disdains to talk to shameless people like you."

Zhang Chulan rolled up his sleeves and said, "Hey, you want to cause trouble, right? Don't think I'm afraid of you just because you have a broken wooden sword on your waist."

Sakata Gintoki also rolled up his sleeves, "Come on, is Gintoki afraid of you? Gintoki can top you to death with his golden eggs with your three-legged cat kung fu."

At this moment, an icy voice sounded behind the two of them, "What are you two arguing about?"

Zhang Chulan shuddered, turned his head stiffly, and said tremblingly, "Sister Bao'er, this white-haired guy started the trouble. He also said that I was 'shameless'. Do you think I'm that kind of person?"

"Oh..." Feng Baobao responded lightly, looked at Sakata Gintoki and said, "I think you're right."

"Hahaha, see, Gintoki said..."

However, before Sakata Gintoki could be happy for more than three seconds, Feng Baobao looked at him and said lightly, "But your taste is also very poor. This hair color is not popular now, it's very lame."

"Gah..." The smile on Sakata Gintoki's face instantly froze and he 'petrified' on the spot.

"Hahaha."

Su Xiaoqi, Lu Linglong, and Zhang Chulan burst into tears with laughter, while Zhu Zhuqing, Tokisaki Kurumi, and Zhi Jinhua covered their mouths and snickered.

Feng Baobao ignored these people and looked at Su Xiaoqi and said, "Can I ask if the tail behind you is real?"

"Huh?"

Su Xiaoqi didn't expect Feng Baobao to ask himself this, wiped away his 'tears' and said, "Tell me first if it's cool or not, and then I'll answer you."

Feng Baobao thought for a while and said, "Your idea is better than the person next door who has a wooden knife hanging on his waist. He is really lame."

Su Xiaoqi covered his stomach and laughed loudly, "Are you here to trick me into crying."

Feng Baobao continued to ask on her own, "Where can I buy your tail? Is there a women's style? Can you give me a link? The most important thing is, is it free shipping?"

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter."