Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Name: Might Dai

Age: 4

Hobbies: exercising

Appearance: ... thick eyebrows, big eyes, handsome, looks like Uchiha Madara

Writing this...Dave suddenly felt a pain coming from his heart...

Personality: Kind, upright, and full of youthful atmosphere

Penguin number: 6666666666 (this is Dave’s)

After finishing writing, Dave hung the paper on the wall. At this time, Dave saw two figures and walked toward them in confusion.

Might Dai received a call and went to the side to make a call.

"Old father, Uncle Izuna, why are you two here? Aren't you working today?" Dave walked up and looked at the two of them doubtfully and asked.

The two bs sneaked out again while they were at work.

"Shadow Clone is taking care of me at work. My sister-in-law said that there is some kind of blind date meeting today... and I have to come and see it." Tobirama rubbed his eyebrows with a headache and said helplessly.

Izuna on the side also nodded helplessly. He was dragged over by Tobirama...

"You are here too." At this time, two figures slowly walked up to Tobirama.

It's Hashirama and Madara

Well, the Konoha F5 Heavenly Group has gathered for a blind date conference, and the villagers are all looking this way.

F5 Heavenly Group, this is recognized by all Konoha residents. Hashirama, the First Hokage who founded the village, the god of the ninja world. Uchiha Madara, powerful, the leader of the Uchiha clan, a man who worked with Hashirama to calm down the troubled times. Tobirama, Second Hokage, is strong. Izuna... seems to be Madara's younger brother. He's handsome, um... and strong.

Then Dave has something to say. He has millions of dollars in wealth, hundreds of millions of talents, and is the boss behind the Kidney Love Company. He is a man who has significantly boosted Konoha's economy. He is handsome, but unfortunately, the famous grass has its own owner... That broke the hearts of countless female villagers...

Why did these five people come to the blind date conference? Could it be! Could it be that Boss Dave is single again? As a result, many young female villagers immediately began to dress themselves up.

"Haha, Mito said that the blind date conference is very lively today, so he asked me to come and have a look." Hashirama laughed.

"He pulled me here." Madara glanced at Hashirama and said coldly.

"Madara, you can join in," Hashirama looked at Madara and said expectantly.

Madara is about the same age as himself, and she is still alone now. What will she do in the future? Hashirama should persuade Madara to find a woman to get married.

Madara is one sentence from beginning to end, woman? I Uchiha Madara don't need it.

Madara gave Hashirama a faint look and said nothing. Hashirama is a bit disappointed...

"Dave, why are you here? Are you and that little girl Tsukimi?" Hashirama was lost for a while, looked at Dave and asked in confusion.

Madara also looked at Dave, and the cold look in his eyes made Dave shiver... Even though he knew that Madara's Sharingan was already in a state of rapid advancement, causing this situation, Dave still felt a little Terrible.. Madara’s aura is too powerful...

"No, Yue Mei and I are very much in love. We are going to get married in two years. How is that possible?" Dave shook his head.

"Brother Dave! My father called me and said that he was called by youth. I'm going to go there right away to experience youth!!" Might Dai said passionately after making a call over there.

Watching little Might Dai walking away while standing on his head, Dave had a headache...

"Is that Mightwei's child? Hahahaha, he looks so much like Mightwei." Hashirama asked with a laugh.

"Well, it's really hard to be at home every day, but fortunately, the ninja school will start in a month or two, so I can be relieved." Dave squatted on the ground and shook his head helplessly.

"Speaking of which, the Chūnin exam is about to start in half a year. Aren't you going to take part yet?" Tobirama looked at Dave and asked with some resentment.

This kid is ridiculously strong, but he's still a Genin... He misses the Chūnin exam every year for various weird reasons. That girl Tsukimi is now a Chūnin, and this bastard is still a Genin. Tobirama still remembers what Dave said to him last year

What kind of Chūnin is not Chūnin? Konoha's Genin is the strongest, so what kind of Chūnin is that? Besides, what can I do as a Chūnin? Do tasks every day, old father, please, 70% of the tasks in Konoha are sent from my company now... Should I do the tasks sent by my company myself? ?

Dave's original words... Tobirama is speechless...

"If you don't participate, it's boring. You're bullying the kids." Dave shook his head. He also took the Chūnin exam once after graduating from the ninja school in the first year... It was really just bullying the children. In the second 1v1 game, he immediately gave up and couldn't stand it anymore. He might as well just be a Konoha Genin.

Take care of your children every day and be a happy kindergarten principal. If you are bullied in the future, hehehe...

"The Chūnin exam in six months' time will be held jointly by the five major countries in Konoha. Maybe those who come to participate may not be children," Izuna said helplessly with a smile.

"Is he a big friend?" Dave asked.

The four of them were silent... indeed... with Dave's strength... well... hitting anyone is not like bullying a child... at most, those are older friends...

"Forget it, I don't care about you." Tobirama shook his head helplessly, let the kid do whatever he wants.

"Please enter men No. 438 and 439." At this time, Mito walked out of the restaurant next to the blind date corner, holding a form in his hand and shouted.

Tobirama and Izuna looked at the forms on their hands...and looked at each other.

Suddenly, the atmosphere became serious. The two of them were like soldiers on a battlefield. They looked at the restaurant as if they were enemies of life and death, and slowly walked over with the same hatred.

"Hehehe, should we take a look inside?" Hashirama chuckled. Dave and Madara didn't say anything.

a moment later

There are three people lying on the glass outside the restaurant...

"Hello, my name is Uchiha Izuna." Izuna was smiling, but it looked a bit far-fetched. The woman in front of him was Nara Yui, whom he had met before...

I have a headache... How could I still meet you...

"Silly*" the woman glanced at Uchiha Izuna unhappily and muttered suicidal.

Why is it this idiot again? Wasn't this blind date conference organized by Konoha Matchmaker? How could this idiot still come in?

Uchiha Izuna was petrified on the spot...

"Don't stop me, I'm going in to get that girl!!" Outside the restaurant, Dave and Hashirama, one holding their thighs and the other holding their arms, blocked Madara...

How dare this woman scold my brother? court death! !

"Madara! Calm down! Calm down!! Look where Tobirama is!!" Hashirama took Madara's arm and shouted hurriedly.

Madara turned on Sharingan and looked at Tobirama

"You... your eyes are too small, you are very short, and you have scars on your face. You are a ninja, I am Hokage. There is no way between us. Let's eat. I will change people as soon as 5 minutes are up." "

"You look like a pig. How ugly do you have the nerve to come to a blind date conference? Are you here for a blind date or a meal? Can you wipe the oil off your mouth? It's so disgusting."

"Sister-in-law, is the quality of the people who are looking for blind dates so low now? Is the area in front of you a basin? We are not suitable."

"Oh? You like playing games? That's good. What do you want to play? Ninja League! I play too. What's your rank? What? Rubbish Bronze, Roll on, get out of here, are you worthy?"

Madara looked at Tobirama who was being beaten by a group of women, and she didn't know why she wasn't that angry.