Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In a restaurant selling food

The four of them looked at each other...silent...

Kimima held Xiaolan's hand and looked at Uchiha Kagami who was holding Uchiha Shanshan in front of her...

Kimima looked in the mirror in surprise, then looked at the little girl beside him who seemed to be only one or two years older than him, and showed a look of disdain towards Uchiha Kagami... Is this the pervert that Brother Dave said yesterday... .

"Xiao Junma, what do you mean by that look in your eyes!" Kaguya is a little embarrassed...but he can't show it. After all, he is considered an older brother of Kaguya Junma. Well, he can't lose face!

"Brother Jing...are you the pervert that Brother Dave said..." Jun Ma pointed at Jing, then pointed at Shanshan beside him and asked in confusion.

"Baga's Senju Dave will have to settle accounts with him sooner or later. Little Junma, what about you?" Jingpo scolded Dave, then pointed at Junma, and then at the little girl Junma was holding. .

The expression on Junma's face froze...This fool...is in trouble...I knew it would be like this...

Brother Dave is so rubbish.

Dave:?

The two looked at each other, and then each took the little girl to buy food in silence with a tacit understanding...

"Jima, Brother Kagami, you are here too...ah..." At this time, a voice came...Hatake Sakumo is here...

Kagami and Kimima slowly turned their heads... When they saw a little girl Hatake Sakumo was holding, they looked at each other knowingly... No... it was three people...

The boss looked at the two little boys and the big boy in front of him, each holding a little girl... He felt very sad... He was almost forty... and he couldn't even get along as well as the two little guys...

When I was cooking, I looked at the three pairs of people with resentful eyes... Among them, the resentment towards the mirror was so great...

Back to the morning...

"Tell me, what girl do you know?" Dave took out the eight wolves from his pants and asked quietly...

Are these two days special days? First it was Kagami, that pervert beast, then Kimima-chan, a little money-crazy person, and even Sakumo, the honest boy, was involved in this question.

Could it be that Mito Auntie posted something on the Konoha forum again, leading to the storm in Konoha? It seems like something

Love Women: [Teach you how to deal with your relationship with your partner]

Love woman: [What should I do if my husband disobeys me]

Love Women: [How to solve the problem that you are still single]

That video was simply... Dave's eyes were irritated when he watched it... The irritating p-picture special effects, coupled with a lot of aunts commenting below, friends said it was really good (rose) (rose), Dave was almost blind when he saw it...

Auntie has finally reached this level...

"...Um...teacher...put down the belt first...put it down first..." Sakumo swallowed his saliva and said hurriedly as he watched the sound of Dave's hand constantly waving and activating.

"Tell me..." Dave put down his belt and asked quietly.

"That... was before me, when my mother was ill and I accompanied her to the hospital for medical treatment, I saw a girl from an orphanage doing volunteer work there. That girl took care of my mother... and then... .I...I had a very happy chat with that girl..The girl also asked for my Penguin account...and said she would take me to the hospital to do volunteer work today..." As he said this, the honest man Sakuma Her face gradually turns rosy...

"You're a teachable boy! Go ahead! The teacher believes in you!!" Dave patted Sakumo on the shoulder happily.

This kid Sakumo has the same demeanor as I did back then. Kaguya Junma is just a pure blind cat meets a dead mouse, hehe, you lied to a girl once, you will have to spend your whole life to repay it, Junma, don't worry, your dear brother Dave will help you!

You can't imitate your old Kakuzu father and live your whole life with money and lines. I can't just watch you live with money and bones for the rest of your life.

"You...don't you scold me?" Shuomao asked in disbelief after hearing his teacher's words...

"Why did I scold you?" Dave asked confused.

"No...it's nothing. Then...teacher...I...I'll go first." Sakumo shook his head quickly and left here in a hurry.

So there is this scene now...

Two little boys each held a little girl, and an older boy held a little girl. The three looked at each other...

Silence is better than sound at this time... Buy food... Buy food...

The boss looked even more sad... Is Konoha developing so fast... Why wasn't I born a few decades later...

At this time, the blind date corner in the east end of Konoha...

"Aunt Cai" Dave came here with Might Dai and called Aunt Cai.

"Little boss, what's wrong? Did Dai cause any trouble?" Aunt Cai asked nervously on the other side of the phone.

As for why you ask this... look at that, because I felt the power of youth and the call of the times, and because I wiped the table too fast, it caused a friction fire... I am still putting out the fire...

"No, Aunt Nai... I'm just telling you something. That is, Kaguya Junma and Hatake Sakumo who were with him both ran away with the little girl. Now Might Dai is the only one left in the family. That one... I will take him with me He...come to Konoha's Dating Corner to show him?" Dave's words were already very subtle...

The Dating Corner was established by my mother-in-law. There are records here from a one-year-old baby to a 60-year-old lonely man... As long as you catch your eye and there is a Penguin number on the paper, the contact is over. .Of course...the little ones who are one or two years old or how old they are are all contacted by their respective parents...

My aunt has become bigger and stronger in this area... She is called Konoha Matchmaker... Damn it's really outrageous...

What confused Dave was what Dave saw...

Name: Senju Tobirama

Sex: Male

Age: 42

Hobbies: Stealing food, Ninja Alliance

Abilities: Hokage, first village mark Tobirama, second village mark Uchiha Madara.

Personality: Enthusiastic, kind, good-hearted

Wow, old father, how did you write down your character so shamelessly... The most outrageous thing is that the Penguin number marked below actually belongs to Izuna-san? ? ? No wonder brother Izuna came to me two days ago and said that hundreds of people added him every day for no reason... The Penguin account has not been logged in for several days...

"Thank you very much, little boss! I will definitely sell a thousand sales today!!" Aunt Cai on the other side of the phone was silent for a while, and then said excitedly...

Aunt Cai knows what Might is like... Might was able to find her as his wife in the past because she was abducted by a group of bandits at that time. She happened to meet Might and saved her. In those troubled times, she was alone. There is no way to live well, so I have been following Might Wei. Might Wei is also a naive and honest person, and he is also very good to me. After getting along with him for a few years, I married him... But in this era... How can I let myself go? What a good thing happens to a child...

Auntie Cai has been worried about this since Might Dai's character was settled... There were also many people in the civilian area shouting and asking for a baby to kiss for Might Dai... There were a lot of people there at that time, after all. Even though Cai Auntie is an executive of a kidney-loving company, many people are willing to do it. But seeing that Might Dai is like his father, well... there is no one left...

Aunt Cai over there hung up the phone. Dave went to the side of the blind date corner and picked up a piece of paper.

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