Crazy Dave Of Konoha

next day

"Uncle, I feel... something is wrong inside my body..." Dave didn't sleep last night, and his heart kept beating violently... He felt something was wrong with his body. He couldn't tell why it was wrong, but it just felt wrong.

"Did you react when you sealed the nine tailed beasts yesterday?" Hashirama, who was chatting and spanking with Madara beside him, suddenly came back to his senses and said seriously.

Madara said nothing, put a hand on Dave's shoulder, and left here with a Body Flicker Technique to find Mito.

Hashirama stared blankly at the two people who suddenly left, uh...

"Wait for me! Motor!"

In the Senju tribe... Tobirama and Izuna also came, joking, work is not as important as having a son.

"Dave, did you suddenly have a huge amount of Chakra in your body, causing your body to have problems?" Mito checked and asked with a solemn face.

This child doesn't know how to cherish himself at all. He seals everything in his belly. Those black things and the nine tailed beasts are all in his belly.

"What are you guys looking at? Isn't it sealed into Dave's body that you agreed to?" Mito suddenly looked at the four bastards beside him and shouted.

Madara turned her head, Izuna touched her hair awkwardly, and Tobirama closed his eyes and crossed his hands.

"But... the seal... isn't it Mito who is responsible for the seal..." Hashirama said weakly...

a moment later

Dave looked at the brightest star in the sky and the big hole in the roof and swallowed slowly...

"Dave, how are you feeling now?" Mito's red hair slowly fell down and he looked at Dave nervously and asked.

"Well...I feel like...something is coming out..." Dave had a vague feeling that something was about to come out...

"What's coming out?" Mito murmured doubtfully..

"Dave, follow uncle's actions." At this time, Hashirama fell from the sky and said solemnly.

"Okay" Dave nodded.

"Hai-Shu-You-Shen-Wei. Summoning Technique!"

"Hai-Shu-You-Shen-Wei. Summoning Technique!"

Two puffs of smoke erupted from the field. Hashirama and the others immediately stood ready. Izuna and Madara looked at Sharingan fiercely. Madara put one hand on the handle of the scythe behind her back. Tobirama immediately placed Flying Thunder God spells around. It seemed that it was as he thought.

"Master Hashirama, why did you summon me?" The smoke beside Hashirama dispersed first, and a Katsuyu slowly twisted out of it, asking in a very pleasant voice.

"It was okay just now, Katsuyu Sage, but something may have happened now." Hashirama shook his head, his face solemn.

"Brain..brain..brain.."

Dave heard this voice...no way...

Hashirama and others were stunned when they heard this voice.

Wait until the smoke clears...

A black zombie wearing a tattered suit on its upper body and tattered brown jeans on its lower body and legs with its legs close together, protruding eyeballs and two teeth in its mouth appeared in everyone's sight...

"Brain...brain...brain..." The zombie walked tremblingly, the speed...I can't compliment it...

The zombie walked slowly towards Hashirama. Hashirama was still in a state of confusion. When the zombie arrived in front of Hashirama, he opened his big smelly mouth and kept biting Hashirama's brain... but that was all he had. Two teeth... I kept chewing them... and one of them fell out...

Hashirama felt that his head was wet, and then he came to his senses. He reached out and touched his head... and felt something sticky... He put it to his nose and took a whiff...

"vomit" Hashirama fell on the ground and vomited...

Hashirama threw the zombie that was still chewing on his head with one hand. The zombie slowly stood up from the ground and slowly walked towards Hashirama again...

Hashirama throws him out again and the zombie gets up and walks away again

If Hashirama is lost again, the zombies will come back.

Hashirama is lost, zombies are back

The pillar is lost and the stiffness returns...

Pillar, stiff...

After going back and forth like this for dozens of times, Madara couldn't stand it anymore, so she took out a sickle and chopped up the zombies.

"Dave, what you summoning is this kind of garbage?" Madara looked at Dave and asked doubtfully.

"Um... Actually... I just used very, very little Chakra... I can summon tens of thousands of these garbage zombies..." Dave scratched his head awkwardly... He just used very, very little. There is so little Chakra that even one ten thousandth of the Chakra is not used...

The zombie army is a bit exciting...

One Hundred Thousand Zombies vs One Hundred Thousand White Zetsu..

"Shit is the best thing to eat!"

"No! It's the brain!"

"Zombies!"

"White Zetsu!"

Dave shook his head hard...I can't imagine this kind of scene...

Dave thought for a moment and then used a lot of Chakra. Summoning Technique!

"Who? What bastard brought me here?" At this time, a little dwarf appeared in front of everyone. The little dwarf had a big brain, wore a white coat, and shouted with a crazy face.

"Huh, human? Brain, brain!" The little dwarf raised his head and looked around, then screamed with his eyes full of light.

Lifting his little feet, he ran towards Madara who was closest to him.

Madara stretched out her hand and grabbed the little dwarf's neck, and opened Sharingan's eyes ferociously...

"..Gudong...I won't eat brains! I won't eat brains anymore! Put me down!" The little dwarf realized that he couldn't beat the man in front of him, so Madara grabbed his neck and kept shaking him in the air.

Damn humans! How dare you pinch me! When I go back and bring my big machine, the most powerful and invincible human being to destroy the world's bullies and zombies, and the most scientific crystal... I will definitely kill you! Eat your brains!

"Dave, what is this thing? What is it?" Hashirama wiped the saliva from the zombie's head with disgust on his face and asked in confusion.

"Well... this guy may have the highest IQ among all types of zombies..." Dave said with an awkward smile.

"Okay... Summoning this... what... zombie, is it harmful to your body?" Tobirama was also speechless, and then asked.

"No, I can control them..." Dave shook his head. He found that he could control the zombies, but it was not thought control, but action control.

"Okay, then it's okay. This should be a Summoning species, just like the Katsuyu sage came to find me." Hashirama smiled and pointed at the little Katsuyu on his body.

"Then let's break up. It's okay." Tobirama nodded and left here first.