Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Are you two fucking me?"

Dave was originally full of joy and greeting, preparing to welcome the large number of customers who were about to arrive. Then he opened the door and saw a person without...

Dave looked at Danzo and Hiruzen who had a plate full of pain. Is this what you said is finished?

"...cough cough cough... maybe the villagers are not interested in mobile phones." Danzo coughed twice awkwardly and said lightly.

"Yes, yes!" Hiruzen also nodded quickly.

"Fart, I know I can't count on you two! Come on! Sisters!" Dave kicked each of them, and then clapped his hands.

I saw ten Uchiha ladies behind the gate wearing sexy bunny girls with bunny ears on their heads. Holding a stack of flyers in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, he walked out of the house in a hurry.

"This!!! This!!! This!" Hiruzen looked at the pairs of white thighs in front of him, and his legs couldn't help but tremble...

"Me! Me! I'm ashamed to be with you!" Danzo, a cold-faced man, was also blushing at this moment. He quickly turned his head and shouted in a low voice.

"According to what I just said! Ten people in groups of two! Head to the five directions of Konoha Village, southeast, northwest, and middle to promote!" Dave clapped his hands and shouted

"yes!"

Ten bunny girls rushed into Konoha Village...

I don’t know what happened in Konoha Village today. Countless men showed symptoms of anemia in Konoha Hospital, and among them ranged from a 70-year-old man in the village to a 6-year-old Hiruzen. Today, Konoha Hospital's income and expenses for one day are almost as much as half a year's... The director of the hospital and all the doctors and nurses have been severely punished.

"Gang!! Danzo!! Let!! Let me come down!! Me!! I can still stand it!! I can still watch!!!"

"..."

"I'm fine!! Let me be discharged from the hospital!! It's only one day!!"

"Father??? Why are you here??"

"Holy shit, Hiruzen, why are you here too???"

The two looked at each other in silence...

Danzo and Hiruzen's mother thought of something... Like father, like son... Next, Hiruzen's mother unilaterally beat Hiruzen's father, Sarutobi Sasuke... Hiruzen and Danzo were standing aside. Looking at that cruel hitting method... I really shuddered...

In Hokage's office...

Hashirama looked at the emergency rescue report sent by Konoha Medical Department with a headache... It said that Konoha Hospital is now full of people from the main entrance to the rooftop entrance, and these people, without exception, all have pale faces. , there was blood flowing like a river under the nose...

Hashirama also knew what happened today... He secretly looked downstairs in Hokage's office. Really, he only watched it for a while. Only for a few moments.

That is to say, his physique is a Sage Body. The top part bleeds, and the bottom part is replenished...

"Hey, Motor, what should I do about Dave's affairs today..." Hashirama rubbed his waist, feeling that his waist was extremely sore today.

"...As long as no one was killed, and this incident is not Dave's fault, he just wanted to promote his small shop..." Madara Kaidō on the other end of the phone

"...I won't blame him...the child...but...this child...is...how did he come up with this method...Now Tobirama is looking for you in the village like crazy, He was shouting that it was you who led Dave away..." Hashirama was also speechless... Today's events are neither big nor small.

At the most serious level, it is affecting the normal operation of the Konoha Medical Department. At the most small level, it is just because Dave wants to promote his shop...

"Hey, is there a shortage of people at the Konoha Medical Department? Do you need support from the Uchiha clan?" Madara sneered. If the white-haired guy really dared to come, he would really dare to beat him up and make him unable to take care of himself.

"Yes, but it must be a male clan member... Now there are rumors about your Uchiha clan girls everywhere in the village..." Hashirama replied.

After a day of fermentation, the women of the Uchiha clan were labeled by the village as dissolute and other bad words. Now Uchiha Madara also has a headache. He is also dealing with the Uchiha clan's affairs.

"Well, I understand. I'll ask Dave later. Since he did it, he must have a way to deal with it," Madara replied

"Well, you ask that kid" Hashirama replied and hung up the phone.

Since Dave dared to do this in the village, he must have a certain solution.

In the Senju station, Dave was alone on the ground playing with the pea shooter in boredom. He was grounded by his old father. The reason was the trouble you caused in Konoha today. If it weren't for the three people of Hashirama, Madara, and Tobirama, If he suppresses it, Dave will probably go to jail just for today's incident.

At this time, the phone in Dave's bag vibrated. Dave took it out. It was Uncle Madara calling.

"Hello, Uncle Madara" Dave greeted first. He also wanted to test whether Uncle Madara was criticizing him or protecting himself. After all, it was the Uchiha clan that got into trouble today... Those ten bunny girls are still in the camp and don't dare to come out...

"Well, kid, do you have any solution to the Uchiha clan's issue?" Uchiha Madara asked on the other end of the phone.

"Of course! Hahahaha! Uncle Madara! Do you know what the Uchiha girl group is?"

"????"

.....

The next day, in the Uchiha tribe, Dave was also released from Senju station on bail. He went to Uncle Madara to explain the matter in detail.

"Uncle Madara, once the girl group thing is completed, let's not talk about making money or not, the reputation of the Uchiha family in the village will definitely change!" Dave explained in detail how these things operate. .. The more Madara listened, the brighter her eyes became, as if she was very interested...

"Well, you can try this. There are two questions now. The first question is, if you use mobile phones to expose their popularity, not everyone in the village has a mobile phone now." Madara listened to Dave bb such a conference, and she already spoke some professional terms very well.

"This is not a problem. Brother Lu has already developed new things. Even if everyone does not have a mobile phone, they will be able to become popular in Konoha Village." Dave smiled and said, Brother Lu is really a genius! Originally, he was still thinking about how to solve this matter yesterday. In the early hours of yesterday morning, Orochimaru called to tell him that a simple new thing had been researched.

Then things will be much easier to handle later on, just watch how he does it!

"Well, the second question. After the Uchiha girl group is established, can we create an Uchiha boy group, and I will be the c-position! The village has been established, Hashirama has become the Hokage, and I have nothing to do now." Madara nodded and said out of my mind.

"???? Uncle Madara?? Do you also want to dance???"