Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Uncle Wei, I'll call you this from now on. From now on, you will be responsible for going to the No. 4 warehouse in the grain field to the west of Konoha Village and going to the store here." Dave said with a smile.

"Little boss, this mobile phone? What is it?" Might Wei looked at the mobile phone on the counter in front of him and asked in confusion.

So Dave explained to Dave again what a mobile phone is...how to use a mobile phone, etc...

"A thousand taels a piece? Is it so cheap?" Might Wei listened to Dave's explanation, especially when he heard that a mobile phone only cost a thousand taels. Isn't this too cheap? In Might Wei's view, these mobile phones are completely beyond the era. Such high-tech things only sell for one thousand taels?

"Well, Uncle Wei, I'll give you two. It seems that you are also married. This can be used by your sister-in-law. Well, this is considered an employee benefit. From now on, Uncle Wei, you can only pay a maximum of 20 silver taels for the phone bill every month. "Dave took out two green mobile phones from under the counter and handed them to Might

"This... this is too expensive, little boss... I can't have it." Might Wei was frightened by Dave. This is too expensive... Just give two of them to himself?

Even though this mobile phone costs 1,000 taels, for Might Wei, it still took him a month's work to get it.

"Uncle Wei, just take it. We don't lack these two in the store now. We will open for business in a moment. You can also help explain the use of these things to the villagers." Dave directly stuffed the phone into Might's phone In the hands of Wei

Dave was not afraid that Might would scare the villagers away with his youth. Might looked much more normal than his son and grandson. At least in such a conference, Dave did not hear the word youth. ..

"This... okay..." Mightwei held it carefully, put it in his pocket and patted it gently. He was a little touched. After all, he had been a refugee for more than 30 years and now he joined Konoha Village. After working there for another one or two years, the combined amount of silver earned in two years was enough to buy ten mobile phones. However, the little boss gave it to them when they first came here, and his monthly salary actually reached ten thousand silver taels. moon

This is completely higher than the price of work in the village, and Might Wei is very grateful.

Well, you can consider having a baby after you go back. In the past, I didn’t dare to have a baby in the troubled times of Sengoku, but now that I have joined a peaceful and peaceful village, I can afford to raise a baby with ten thousand silver taels a month, eh! Then give birth! When he grows up, let him help the little boss instead of me! What should I call my child? Well, let’s call it Might Dai!

"Hey, Uncle Madara, I need your help with something." Dave immediately picked up the phone and dialed 110, Uncle Madara's phone number.

"Speak" Uchiha Madara's voice came over faintly. The things Dave made are really convenient. In the past few days, whenever I had something to do, I would chat with Hashirama on the phone. When Hashirama was free, the two of them would wander around the village and chat.

"Ahem, what about that? Is there any single, good-looking, long-legged sister in the Uchiha tribe?" Dave asked slowly, feeling guilty.

"....Yes...how many do you need?" Uchiha Madara was also stunned for a moment...then replied

"Um...no more, no more, just find ten for me!"

"Okay, I'll be in front of your store in ten minutes."

"mua~Thank you, Uncle Madara!"

Uchiha Madara's side

"...What is Dave...what are you trying to do??" Hashirama sat opposite Madara. Well, he was out fishing again today...

"I don't know, I'll be back as soon as I go." Madara shook her head, and then left here with a Body Flicker Technique

Hashirama, on the other hand, was sitting in a daze as he watched...Dave...want ten single, good-looking, long-legged ladies? Could it be that...Dave wants to ride on 11 boats? ? Sis! ! ! Is the son of Tobirama so terrifying? ?

Um. It seems that Tobirama will have no shortage of grandchildren in the future, and the Senju family will have a future. How perfect! Why can't that kid from Kiama learn from Master Dave and let him worry a little bit... His old father hasn't seen him in Konoha for several years, doesn't he miss him? Besides, after all, it’s been four or five years, and if you don’t come back, wouldn’t it be okay if you brought some grandchildren back for me to play with?

At this moment, Kima marked Hashirama's heart as very unfilial. He also completely forgot that his son is only ten years old now

Kijama: I will give you a grandson when I am ten years old?

Ten minutes later, Dave looked at the ten beautiful ladies standing in front of him and was very satisfied. Uncle Madara was better.

"Sisters, what are you doing? I need your help. You don't need to do anything more. That's it..." Next, Dave told the ten young ladies about today's mission.

After a while, the ten Uchiha girls looked blushing and felt a little disappointed. They have never done such a thing before...

The ten of them are all almost 20 years old. They are typical of the Uchiha clan. They are arrogant and arrogant. They don’t look down on anyone, not even their own clan. Well, this also leads to them being single. They were so happy when they were summoned by the patriarch just now. Could it be that the old tree of the patriarch is finally blooming! ! Want to choose one of them to be the patriarch's wife? ?

At that time, they all hurriedly put on their best clothes and were in front of the clan leader in an instant. Looking at the handsome face of the clan leader...ah...although the clan leader is over thirty...but...but...he is still handsome...

(Ahem, maybe the previous description of the ages of Hashirama and others was a little inaccurate. The village has just been established. Madara and Hashirama should be in their thirties. Tobirama is also a few years younger than Hashirama. If I wrote something wrong before, I will correct it quickly. come over)

As a result, they were brought here by the clan leader, and then left... leaving them speechless for a while... Sure enough... the iron tree of the clan leader will never bloom...

"Hiruzen, how are you and Danzo doing with the flyer distribution?" Dave called Hiruzen and asked.

"Dave!! Is this the big help you said you wanted from us???" Hiruzen didn't say anything, but Danzo shouted from the side.

"Ahem, it's almost finished. Well, it's finished. We'll go back in a moment." Hiruzen was stunned for a moment, then hung up the phone.

Hiruzen and Danzo looked at most of the flyers in the trash can in front of them, um... we have finished distributing them... what? Doesn’t it count if it’s sent to the trash can?

Looking down on my Konoha trash can? Do trash cans have no human rights? Bah, bucket right?