Crazy Dave Of Konoha

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Danzo has really spent these two days in happiness and pain...

The happy thing is that when he was working hard in the Hokage building, when he got tired, he looked at the Hokage rock with his own face engraved through the window of the building, and Danzo immediately became full of energy again. This made his assistant Mitokado Homura speechless. This assistant has no sense of presence at all...

Now, Mitokado Homura spends his days in the office drinking tea, watering the flowers, playing shogi on the computer, and collecting files to Danzo. That life is so comfortable.

The thing that makes Danzo unhappy is when he goes home at night...well...after all, he is going to have a baby in three years. Comrade Danzo has been trembling when walking for the past two days...Dave is even afraid that he will be caught in the wind when he goes out. Killed alone...

Tobirama and Izuna are liberated. The old and the new have replaced each other. They have also entered the stage of retirement. They don't go anywhere every day, and just follow Hashirama and Madara around the village... I heard that four people have to drive for two days. A concert called the Four Uranus of Konoha...

In love kidney company

"How's it going? How many old people are there in Kakuzu's loan?" Kakuzu sat in the office and looked at the employees in front of him and asked in a serious voice.

"Uh...Financial Manager...do you want an overview or various stages?" the employee asked, stunned for a moment.

"Every stage." Kakuzu thought for a while.

"Among the old ladies... there are 347 people with less than 10,000 silver taels, 38 people with more than 10,000 silver taels but less than 100,000 silver taels, 133 people with more than 100,000 silver taels but less than one million silver taels, and only two people with more than one million silver taels... First Master Hokage and that Namikaze Kirin" the employee took out the documents and said one by one.

"Don't worry about those two million taels, I can just go and get them myself. How many of the remaining people are in particularly bad condition?" Kakuzu asked, rubbing his eyebrows.

"87 were overdue for more than half a year, and 19 were overdue for more than one year..."

"Okay, I understand, go ahead and do your work. The addresses of these people who are in particularly bad situations will be sent to my mailbox later." Kakuzu nodded.

After the employee left, Kakuzu looked at the address in the email he received on his computer and took out his mobile phone.

"Hey, let's start taking action. The addresses will be sent to you in Penguin. Those '17' people must be taken care of," Kakuzu said slowly after making a phone call.

"Understood" came from the other side of the phone and hung up.

night...

Someone's home in Konoha...

The man was lying in his room sleeping peacefully. Suddenly, several black shadows appeared at the window...

...the next day....

Before the man opened his eyes, he smelled something confusing. He slowly opened his eyes... sat up...

The word "pay back the money" was written in big words on the wall in front of him, and it was written in feces... It might still be thin... because golden liquid was constantly sliding down the wall like the ground... He could even see it The liquid on the ground contained watermelon seeds and mutilated enoki mushrooms....

"....vomit!!!"

This situation appeared in the homes of 87 people in Konoha Village today... Some of them had severe vomiting and were admitted to the hospital... They almost vomited out their gastric juice...

There are also these things on the walls of the homes of the other 17 people. One of the 17 people is also a spy from other villages. In the past few years, in order to prevent encounters with Konoha's Uchiha horrible shit, they have been helpless. It is already in their minds. I have described countless scenes like this, so I am not particularly disgusted when I encounter this kind of scene...

The question is how was he exposed? When he woke up in the morning and saw the two big characters on the wall, he didn't think anything was wrong... After cleaning up, he inadvertently licked his lips. At first, he only felt the smell of blood and stench. He went to take a photo of it in confusion. Look in the mirror...

His mouth was smeared with red and yellow stuff... The spy died instantly... This familiar red + shit yellow color... I had hemorrhoids before adding this spy... Well...everyone who understands understands...

This spy was so alive that he vomited to death... When the body was examined, it was discovered that this person was not from Konoha, which made Kakuzu furious. Not from Konoha? Where can I go to get the account?

After Danzo learned about this, he first strongly criticized Kakuzu for using this "inhumane" method to collect debts, and then arranged for some people to find which village this person came from. Oh, it was from Mist Shinobi...

The next day, Dave wanted to discuss something with Kakuzu

"What? Is he still on a business trip? What did he do??" Dave looked at the employee in confusion and asked.

"Uh... Manager Kakuzu said he went out to ask for a bill..." the employee said truthfully.

"...Okay, just let me know when he comes." Dave waved his hand helplessly and left here.

Kirigakure

It only took Kakuzu a few hours to get here with Black Zetsu.

"Why did we come to Mist Shinobi to ask for a bill?" Black Zetsu looked at Kakuzu and asked in confusion.

"One of those 17 people is a spy of Mist Shinobi. He just died yesterday. If he doesn't pay back the money, then go to Mizukage and ask him to pay back." Kakuzu flashed a faint green light, holding a fist in his hand...

Anyone who dares not to pay back my Kakuzu money is not even born yet. court death!

"Have you brought everything?" Kakuzu turned to look at Black Zetsu and asked.

"Bring it." Black Zetsu nodded and patted the small backpack behind him.

"Let's go and pay!"

The two angrily groped into Mist Shinobi...

At night, Mizukage finished his work for the day. The tired Mizukage stretched himself and prepared to go back to sleep. And just when Mizukage stood up...

Suddenly, two black figures appeared in front of me...

The next day, there was a shock in the ninja world...The Third Mizukage of Kirigakure, the Kingdom of Water, was seriously injured. When he was found, his mouth was still filled with feces. Because his spies owed Mizukage 1.5 million silver in Konoha and refused to repay him, after he died in Konoha, the black-faced ghost found Mizukage, seriously injured him, calculated the interest, and took Walked away Kirigakure village treasury 300 million silver taels...

The reputation of the black-faced buck ghost became famous in the ninja world, and after Mizukage was seriously injured, the other three villagers hurriedly sent a message to their own spies in Konoha to come back quickly! Don’t owe money if you can’t come back! Whenever a black-faced ghost comes to the village, you will be responsible for the consequences!

If horrible shit is the nightmare of most ninjas in the ninja world, then the black-faced buck ghost is the nightmare of all shadows...

When Kakuzu returned to the village, Danzo looked at Kakuzu and felt something was wrong... After Danzo heard the news before, he hurriedly looked through all his account books in the past few years to see if he owed Kakuzu any money...