Crazy Dave Of Konoha

a few days later

"Yuemei, let's go to Danzo's house tonight." Dave looked at Yuemei, whose belly was already swollen, and supported her.

"Danzo? Isn't he going to be a Hokage and be in the Hokage building these days?" Tsukimi asked in confusion.

Then, Dave told him that he had "helped" his good brother.

"Pfft, you~" Yue Mei burst out laughing after hearing this. Looking at Dave who was laughing, she shook her head helplessly.

In the evening, a bunch of people gathered at Danzo's house...

Danzo saw Dave coming and threw Dave directly into the kitchen...

Dave looked at the spatula on his left hand and the iron pot on his right hand... I... Aren't I here to eat?

"I don't have any servants at home, so no one cooks. Mi Lu can't see it either. Well, I'll leave it to you. Hurry up, the guests are all waiting outside," Danzo said calmly.

"???" Dave wanted to slap this guy with the shovel in his hand...

I can't help it...I made it myself...Well...I have to bear it...

In the living room, several people were chatting.

"Danzo...and Mi Lu?? got married?? When did they get married??" Jing asked with a confused look on his face.

"I don't know." Several people shook their heads.

At this time, Kakuzu walked over slowly, wearing a suit and leather shoes, dragging a wine glass in his hand...

"It all... originated from a toilet," Kakuzu said calmly, with a hint of arrogance in his tone.

....

Chef Dave prepared the meal, and Danzo called the mirror and brought it out. Everyone sat around several tables and started chatting.

"It's great...it's a pity that I can't see..." Mi Lu felt the noisy sounds around her. Not only did she not feel confused, but she felt a little happy.

"Haha, who did you blame if you didn't listen when I told you that I would transplant two eyes for you? Humph?" Danzo said with a sneer and disdain.

"..Die Danzo! Can you shut up!!" Veins popped out on Mi Lu's head.

"Danzo! Happy wedding! I also wish you will become the Third Hokage!" Dave stood up, raised his glass and looked at Danzo and said with a smile.

Mirror, Fengfeng, and Hiruzen also stood up. They looked at each other and smiled, sighing. Yue Mei couldn't drink, so she had to drink juice instead.

When Hiruzen heard that Danzo had become the Third Hokage, he felt a little uncomfortable, but Dave gathered a few people together and had a good chat, and he felt relieved. Now that Danzo has become Hokage and he has become the light, then I have to work hard too. I have to hurry up and become Minister Anbu and turn into darkness to assist him.

You are Konoha bathing in the sun, then I am the root in the darkness!

The old guys on the other side were very pleased to see this scene.

"Madara, do you see, these are the future of Konoha?" Hashirama looked at this scene with joy and said with some emotion.

Madara and Mito shook their heads helplessly.

"Uncle Danzo! Aunt Milu! Happy wedding to you!" Little Tsunade jumped out of Mito's arms, holding a small piece of gold in her hand, walked up to Danzo and said with a smile.

"Thank you, Tsunade. I like it very much." Danzo was stunned for a moment, but he still took it and said with a smile.

"Is it little Tsunade? Hehe, thank you little Tsunade for the gift," Mi Lu said with a smile when she heard the sound.

Little Tsunade smiled shyly and ran back into Mito's arms.

This is the gold I took out from the Shukaku Gold Rush Shop for hundreds of thousands of taels, hehe. Well... the money spent was Hashirama's... Hashirama didn't have any money... He used the Kakuzu loan app in order to keep up his face...

Kakuzu Loan, a loan software you can trust! The loan amount is "high". The repayment interest rate is "low". The lending speed is "fast". The repayment period is "long". The borrowing threshold is low. what are you waiting for? Kakuzu loan! Your best choice!

The Kakuzu loan app also includes the Kakuzu financial management function to help you manage (handle) every penny of your money! Let you manage your finances happily and live a happy life!

Now the interest rate is compounding, the interest rate is compounding, the interest rate is compounding, the interest rate is compounding. Hashirama's repayment ability... It has been owed for a year... It should be one million... Hashirama felt the faint green light staring at him from behind, cough cough...eat, eat...the student is getting married today, um...I want to eat more...

Kakuzu was eating something with his hands, and his eyes were always on the "Lao Lai" in front of him...

Kakuzu loan app, still not able to pay? Don't worry, I was bombarded with phone calls and text messages all day long, and I still couldn't get through it within three months. In addition, the Kakuzu manager even came to express my condolences in person.

Everyone who has used it says it is good.

Hashirama, this old bastard, has not paid back the debt for a year... The double bombardment of phone calls and text messages cannot do anything to him. Basically, the first thing Kakuzu does when he gets up every morning is not to have breakfast, but to go to the Senju station to collect debts...

Although he would be kicked out by Mito every time... well... Mito would also drive out Hashirama... and then... Kakuzu would spend the whole morning following Hashirama... demanding payment from Hashirama...

As for why it’s only one morning, apart from Hashirama, who needs to focus on, there are other people who need Kakuzu’s attention...

Kakuzu has never forgotten the person named Namikaze Kirin (guest star from a reader), who said that I wanted to start a business like Mr. Dave, and then I borrowed millions of silver taels from Kakuzu loans to open a few stores... Well... I can't. I paid all the compensation for the accident... Now I am still working in the electronics factory of Aishen Company to pay off the debt...

Everyone ate and drank, Danzo watched everyone off, but the look in the eyes of Hiruzen, Mirror, and Dave when they left made Danzo confused. What the hell?

Danzo cleaned up the messy things in the room and looked at Mi Lu, who was sitting silently on the sofa.

"Aren't you asleep yet?" Danzo asked calmly.

"Ah?...I...I...right away." Mi Lu stood up nervously. She had been living here for a month and probably knew the structure of the rooms here. She got up and hurried towards Danzo's room.

"Wait, why are you going to my room?" Danzo asked confusedly as he stopped Mi Lu who was about to enter his room.

.....

"...Die Danzo!! You piece of wood!!"

Then...under the guidance of Mi Lu...well...at night...well...ahem...you can imagine for yourself...I am not a bad writer of hydrology.

Finally, it’s time for Hokage to hand over

"I, Shimura Danzō, will be the Third Hokage of Konoha from now on."