Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The chief doctor at the hospital now wants to resign.

I am a doctor in a hospital, and I treat illnesses and save people.

The objects of my treatment are people! It's human! Not a ball of thread! It’s not a white-and-white thing! He's not a zombie whose whole body looks like he's had a stroke! What’s even worse is that it’s not a red fox!

Is it easy for me to be a doctor? Um? Now I feel like I can become a veterinarian.

Specialized in treating difficult and complicated diseases, animal White Zetsu zombie.

One month later, today is the first day of kindergarten. Dave stands outside the school gate, looking at the children entering the kindergarten with a smile on his face.

At this time, Dave noticed a little girl with yellow hair standing behind the tree and looking quietly at this side. Dave smiled and walked towards her.

"Little girl, class is about to start, why don't you come to the kindergarten?" Dave smiled softly, squatted down and asked.

The little girl with yellow hair was stunned for a moment, looking at Dave in front of her without saying a word, looking a little scared.

"Haha, it seems I was a little abrupt. My name is Senju Dave, and I am the principal of this kindergarten. You can call me Principal Dave. What about you?" Dave laughed and touched his head awkwardly. .

"Yakushi" the little girl looked at Dave blankly and said softly.

Now it was Dave's turn to be stunned.

"Why don't you come to kindergarten?" Dave came to his senses and asked with a smile.

"I...I...I don't have money...can't afford to go to school..." Nonoyu quickly shook his head, lowered his head and murmured softly in embarrassment...

"Where are your parents?" Dave asked, stunned.

"...I have no parents..." Nonoyu said slowly, lowering his head.

"Ha! This is easy to handle!" Dave clapped his hands, very happy.

Nonoyu raised his head and glanced at Dave...

"Uh... ahem, maybe I didn't explain it clearly. Our kindergarten is similar to an orphanage. It takes in orphans and also takes in children from the village to come here to learn and play. Children from the village come here. There is a fee to go to school, but orphans don’t have to. You can come here to go to school for free,” Dave said with an awkward smile.

"Really!!" Nonoyu asked excitedly

"Of course, isn't that what the notices hanging outside the kindergarten say? Our kindergarten is very friendly to orphans. Not only does it provide food, accommodation, and education, it also provides direct employment after graduation from college. Five social insurances and one housing fund are directly provided for work. No 996, the boss is handsome and kind and never exploits his employees. How exciting!" Dave introduced excitedly.

"Mom, what is that weird guy saying?"

"That's pervert, you must remember it! Those in kindergarten should stay away from that weirdo!"

A mother and daughter walking by saw this scene and whispered...

Dave's figure instantly turned black and white...

"Giggle~" No Naiyu covered his mouth and snickered.

"Um... Principal Dave... I still have some children here... can they also come here to go to school..." Nonoyu was silent for a while and asked a little embarrassedly.

"No problem, the kindergarteners are here, you can bring them here. But you have to hurry up and bring them the salutes and so on. You will live here from now on. The opening ceremony is in half an hour." Dave smiled laugh.

"Yeah, thank you, Principal Dave!" Nonoyu nodded happily and trotted back.

Dave returned to the school gate and continued to watch the children enter the kindergarten with a smile on his face.

Some crying children who came to the kindergarten after being separated from their parents would be comforted by Dave himself. Over there, Nonoyu came over with a dozen children and saw this scene. Principal Dave, this is great.

"Come here." After Dave comforted the crying children, he turned around and saw Noonoyu and the others smiling and waving their hands and shouting.

Looking at the dozen children in front of him, their clothes were in tatters and their faces were gray, Dave felt a little distressed.

"Well~ There are still ten minutes left. I'll take you to take a shower and change into school uniforms," ​​Dave said with a smile.

"Okay... okay" Nonoyu looked at the children around him and himself, covered in dust and a little embarrassed.

Dave took them to the accommodation. The room here was a standard eight-person room with a washroom inside. Because they are orphans, they must have all their daily necessities. This is for girls. The boys' building was on the first floor in front of the teachers' apartment. Children like those in the village don't need to, they will still go home at night. Just take a nap in the kindergarten at noon.

Dave first took the girls to the bathroom room on the first floor.

"No, just take out your clothes and throw them away later. These are your school uniforms. Hurry up." Dave took out a dozen sets of clothes and handed them to the girls.

The children nodded happily. They didn't care whether they were wearing school uniforms or not. In their eyes, these were new clothes.

Dave then took the boys to a building in front and gave them some clothes as well. Then Dave smiled and went to help them make the bed.

A few minutes later, Dave looked at the children in uniforms in front of him and nodded with satisfaction.

Dave didn't want the kindergarten uniforms to look like big lumps of bread. The boys were dressed in little blue suits, with shiny little leather shoes and little ties hanging around their necks. The girls wear white shirts on the upper body and a plaid skirt above the knee on the lower body.

"Come, look in the mirror." Dave smiled, moved a mirror from the entrance of the corridor behind him and placed it in front of the children.

"Hey!! This...is this me!!" A boy saw himself in the mirror and jumped up and down with joy.

"Hey! Dragon! I told you, you're very fat!" The little boy on the side looked at the mirror, but he didn't look at himself. Instead, he looked at another little boy laughing.

"Nonsense! Me! I'm not fat!" Another chubby little boy named Long shouted unhappily.

"Hmm, um... you are called a dragon, um, you are called plump, not fat." Dave felt a little amused and said with a smile.

"Yes, yes! Principal Dave said it all! I am called plump! Not fat!" Long kept nodding his head, and the fat on his little face trembled.

"Let's go, the opening ceremony is about to start. I'll take you there." After everyone laughed for a while, Dave looked at the time and said with a smile.

"Uncle Dave!!" Just when everyone was about to leave, three children ran out from behind Dave.

"Huh? Why are you three here too?" Dave looked at the little Sannin in front of him and asked in confusion.

"Wait a minute, Orochimaru, did you get your school uniform?" Dave looked at Kouchimaru and asked with a confused look on his face.