Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Idiot! I told you that your clothes are too big!" Tsunade said angrily from the side.

"Humph, this Orochimaru is stupid. Tsunade is right!" Little Jiraiya nodded and echoed.

Koshemaru is helpless...

Orochimaru's long hair fell down to his waist, and the blue school uniform on his body looked very wide compared to Orochimaru's figure. Both of Orochimaru's hands were hidden by long cuffs, and even in the middle... After buttoning up...you can also see the white and tender chest of Orochimaru...the pants on your lower body are so long that they cover Orochimaru's feet, dragging them on the ground...

"...You guys go ahead. I'll take Orochimaru to change some clothes." Dave shook his head helplessly, picked up Kouchimaru and left here first.

As soon as Dave left, the children seemed a little at a loss... Principal Dave... didn't seem to say where the opening ceremony would be held...

"Hehe, let's go, I'll take you there!" Little Tsunade giggled and walked up to the children and said.

"Thank you... thank you..." Nonoyu nodded and thanked.

"You're welcome, my name is Tsunade, what's yours?"

” Yakushi 野诺诺 ”

"And me! I'm a dragon!"

"Hmph, my name is Jiraiya!"

Soon, Tsunade Jiraiya became involved with a group of children...

"Why are you here? Also, haven't school uniforms been issued to you yet?" Dave was rummaging through the boxes and looking for it, then turned around and looked at Kouchimaru sitting on the ground and asked.

"We also want to live here." Xiaoshemaru said helplessly.

"Huh? If you three don't go back to your nice homes, why are you living here?" Dave asked in confusion for a moment.

Can Orochimaru say that he was "voluntarily" persuaded by Tsunade and Jiraiya?

Then, Dave found a small set and put it on for Koshemaru, and then took Koshemaru's hand and walked to the playground.

A few minutes later

Dave took care of himself and then slowly walked to the stage. A group of children were sitting under the stage, and parents were watching outside the school gate. The original plan was to let parents come in together.

But Kakuzu found him and calculated every dollar in detail. Well, parents just stay outside and watch.

"Hello everyone, I am the principal of Dave Kindergarten, Senju Dave. Children, you can call me Principal Dave." Dave smiled and looked at the children in the audience and shouted.

"Oh, I forgot, now our Hokage-sama is invited to speak first!" At this time, Dave felt someone's eyes and said hurriedly.

This excitement made Hokage fall down.

"Ahem, hello, everyone, I am Third Hokage, Shimura Danzō. Where the leaves are flying, fire is also growing. The fire will illuminate the entire village and make the new leaves sprout. The next step in the village..." Danzo was unhappy I glanced at Dave, you don’t want to hang out anymore? He actually blocked my way.

Then, Danzo came on stage and started his speech...

Three hours later...

"You will be the new leaves of Konoha from now on, and I will watch your growth. Thank you." Danzo took a breath and said with a smile on his face.

"Okay! What you said is really great! Master Hokage is different. This advanced general view of Konoha's will of fire made my blood boil with excitement!" Dave, who was drowsy in the audience, listened. When it was finally over, he stood up excitedly, clapped his hands and shouted.

Danzo looked at Dave's appearance and nodded with satisfaction. Dave is a good comrade. He's just a bit lazy. For the future of Konoha, I'll talk to him later and must not slack off.

Danzo smiled and nodded, waving to the children, then nodded with Dave and left.

Today is also the opening day of Ninja School, and I, Danzo, have to go there to give a lecture. Work? Work is not as important as the will of fire for Konoha's future flowers.

Today's speech is the essence of what he and Hiruzen thought about for days and nights together.

"Ahem, Mr. Hokage has left, I will just say a few words," Dave walked onto the stage and said helplessly.

"Hulu...Hulu..."

"Our kindergarten..."

"Hulu...Hulu..."

"The plan is..."

"Hulu...Hulu..."

"Jiraiya!!" Veins popped up on Dave's head, and he roared angrily as he looked at little Jiraiya snoring and sleeping below.

"Ah? Ah??! Tsunade, I have no money!" Little Jiraiya was woken up and shouted hurriedly.

Little Tsunade sitting next to him kicked little Jiraiya away, this idiot.

"Stand down there!" Dave pointed at a place under the stage and shouted.

Little Jiraiya stood up, touched his kicked butt unhappily, stood where Dave pointed, and looked at Tsunade with a groan, as if he was complaining.

"I won't say much, everyone, look over there." Dave pointed at Nonoyu's group of children.

The other children all looked at them. The little fat boy Long felt the gazes of several girls, and there was a trace of blush on his plump little face.

"They are wearing our kindergarten uniforms. After the ceremony, the teachers will take you to get your own uniforms. There are two sets in total. You must wear them when you go to school. Let's take a look. Are they very beautiful uniforms?" Dave introduced with a smile.

The children all made a sound of surprise. This was the first time that school uniforms appeared. We will all wear the same clothes to school from now on! Really been waiting!

"Principal Dave!" At this time, a child with blue and white hair below raised his hand.

"Tell me" Dave smiled.

"Can kindergarten teach us ninjutsu? I want to learn ninjutsu! I want to become a ninja! A very powerful ninja!" It seems that this child is from the Ōtsutsuki clan.

Upon hearing this, some boys nodded excitedly. Their goal was to become a ninja.

"Haha, if you want to become a ninja, you have to go to a ninja school. You can wait until you are 6 or 7 years old," Dave said with a smile.

"Ah? It will take so long." The boy with white eyes felt a little lonely...

"But don't worry, our kindergarten also provides humane education. We will also teach you some basic knowledge of ninjas and some basic training in the kindergarten. If your talent is good enough, you rank among the best in the annual exams, and you are confident enough, then you You can directly apply to me to graduate from kindergarten and go directly to experimental school or ninja school. Of course, in the end, it is my decision. I will see if you are qualified," Dave said with a smile.

"Huh??!! Don't worry, Principal Dave! I will definitely work hard! I will definitely let you see if I am qualified or not!"

"Okay, I'm looking forward to that day"