Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"The weather is getting colder. I turned up the heater." Dave looked at the two people behind him through the rearview mirror and asked.

"Okay." Danzo nodded as he rested with his eyes closed.

The local cannon Raikage Ai on the side is confused again...

Dave turned on the heater, and gradually, Raikage Ai felt that the car was getting warmer... This... is a strange thing...

Danzo raised his one eye and glanced at Raikage.

"Raikage, lie down and get comfortable. It's still some distance from the Hokage building." Danzo smiled and kicked a button under the seat. The seat Danzo was leaning on slowly dragged Danzo down...

Then, several robotic arms slowly appeared on the seat under Danzo, massaging and kneading Danzo with controlled strength.

Everyone in Raikage was dumbfounded...this...this...what the hell are these...

"Forget it Hokage, hum, you really know how to enjoy it. Ninja, how can you be so lazy?" Raikage said with disdain while trying to save his face.

Dave glanced at the Raikage through the rearview mirror and turned on the button under the Raikage's seat from the front console.

Even if I, Raikage, are exhausted and dead outside, even if I jump on this car, I will never lie down and enjoy it!

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Ah~so cool!

The technique and force of this robotic arm are absolutely top-notch.

Looking at Raikage lying next to him with his eyes closed and enjoying it, Danzo and Dave looked at each other through the rearview mirror and smiled.

The Hokage's car is custom-made, and it has all kinds of equipment. For example, there are several rocket launchers in the back seat of the Hokage... This car is also explosion-proof, moisture-proof, and ninjutsu-proof. It can be said that the price of a car is the lowest. There are more than a billion.

Hashirama was almost furious when he found out about this. Why can the policy of exclusive Hokage vehicles be implemented only in the Third Generation? unfair! unfair! ! ! My First Hokage never has my own exclusive vehicle! Woohoo!

Then, Dave drove the two of them to the Hokage building. After talking with Raikage for a day, Dave was liberated... and returned home... Well... he still couldn't touch the little Daiyue... Tobirama and Jiaoyue They're all back...

The next day, Onoki from Iwagakure also came with more than a hundred people. Danzo originally wanted to drag Dave over as a coolie, but Raikage actually said he wanted to help and came with Danzo.

Although Danzo was also confused about what Raikage was going to do, he still followed him. What a joke, with Konoha's security level, what can he do?

So, Danzo and Raikage stood at the door of Konoha.

At this time, Onoki slowly arrived here with a group of people.

"Welcome Tsuchikage to Konoha" Danzo said with a slight smile.

"Oh, you are the newly appointed Third Hokage, Shimura Danzō? Why are you still a one-eyed dragon?" Ohnoki smiled disdainfully and said with disdain as Danzo's other eye was covered by a blindfold.

"Tsuchikage joked, please come in." Danzo also smiled disdainfully, you will know later.

The three shadows walked into Konoha, and the people Tsuchikage brought were taken away first by Kakuzu.

"Stand! The black-faced buckler! What do you want to do!" Now Ohnoki has a shadow on the black-faced buckler. What does this man want to do when he takes away his own people? !

Could it be that they were kidnapped to blackmail me into paying compensation? impossible! Absolutely impossible! I, Onoki, will never pay another penny in compensation!

"Tsuchikage, Mr. Kakuzu took people to the accommodation first. Look at the fuss you make." Raikage smiled disdainfully and said sarcastically.

"Hmph!" Onoki snorted, he had no money anyway!

You know, although there are rumors that Iwagakure's First Tsuchikage died because of his old age and a heart disease caused by years of fighting. But Onoki was the one who knew the inside story. First Tsuchikage, the Master, was blackmailed to death by this black-faced ghost...

Ohnoki didn't want to follow in the footsteps of his master, so he had to stay away from this black-faced bucking ghost!

"Hokage, are Kage allowed to participate in this Olympics?" The three of them were walking on the sidewalk. Ohnoki looked up at Danzo and asked.

"It's allowed. The Olympics is a national event and anyone can participate." Danzo nodded and explained.

"Well, which ninjutsu fighting and high jump and long jump will I participate in this time?" Onoki sneered and said slowly.

"Tsuchikage, are you shameless?" Raikage yelled, Ohnoki can fly, and can also jump high and long, how can others do it?

"Heh, Raikage, don't tell me that you haven't participated in taijutsu fighting. Huh, with your body type, you probably have learned some skills in the Lightning Style taijutsu of First Generation and Second Generation," Ohnoki looked at Raikage Ai. Xiang asked.

"Hmph." Neither of them could find a reason, so they snorted and turned to each other.

"By the way, Hokage, what event are you participating in this time?" Ohnoki looked at Danzo and asked.

"Ninjutsu Fighting, E-Sports" Danzo is a Hokage. There are so many things to do during the Olympics, and he can only participate in two, otherwise he will not have time to deal with things.

"E-sports? What exactly is it?" Ohnoki and Raikage Ai asked in confusion at the same time.

"I'll take you to see it," Danzo said with a smile.

At yesterday's intersection, Raikage Aike had a long memory this time. Yes, stop at the red light and go at the green light. Remember.

Ohnoki didn't know and walked directly on the road.

"Damn! Why didn't someone look at the red light again today? Are you stupid? I'll just kill you! I've been delayed from getting to work!" It's the driver from yesterday again, it's still the intersection today, it's still the familiar civilized exchange ...

"Tsuchikage, come back quickly. Are you legally illiterate? You don't know whether to stop at a red light or to go at a green light?" Raikage Ai finally revealed his purpose and taunted Ohnoki on the road.

Onoki's veins bulged, and he wanted to use his dust escape to disintegrate this Raikage and all the people on the iron skin.

Why are there so many bad things about Konoha?

Since this was Konoha, Onoki had no choice but to follow the rules of his village. However, he was scolded for no reason, which made Onoki a little angry.

Arriving in front of Danzo's car, Raikage Ai opened the door very familiarly, sat directly in the back seat, and called the driver Mitokado Homura in front to turn on the heater, as if he was the owner of the car...

Ohnoki looked at the car in front of him, at a loss. Raikage Ai took the opportunity to mock again and helped Ohnoki open the car door.

Ohnoki is so angry, why are you, a muscular man, showing off your presence like this? Is this your car?

Raikage Ai smiled disdainfully and kicked the button with his foot, ah~ it felt so good~

Danzo smiled, no matter how much he did, he lay down...

Ohnoki looked at the two people who were so comfortable, and he was also angry in his heart. Even if I, Ohnoki, were exhausted and dead, even if I jumped from this car, I would never lie down!

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Ah~so cool~