Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Then, Danzo led the two figures to the Internet cafe

Listening to the civilized exchanges coming from the people in the Internet cafe, the two seemed a little at a loss.

"Nine Tails, turn on three machines" Danzo walked to the counter and knocked on the counter.

"Huh? Okay, they are newcomers, right? The Internet cafe has recently held an event. They charge 100 and get 200 free. Do you want it?" Little Nine Tails held a cigarette in his mouth and looked at Ai and Ohnoki and asked.

"...."

Although the two of them didn't understand what this meant, they almost understood that it was similar to buy one get one free when shopping. Well... buy first...

Danzo took the two of them to a corner and helped the two cannons open the machine...

After a while...

"Ohnoki! Put your bag at point B! Put your bag!!" Raikage put on his headphones and let out an angry roar.

...Onoki was killed by M4a1-White Eyes..

"Ah! You cheat! Can't you just leave your bag alone! Why are you fighting with him!" Raikage took off his headphones, looked at Ohnoki and roared.

"That person is at point B! I can't put him there!!" Onoki retorted with some frustration.

"You two, this is the cross-ninja world in e-sports. By the way, there is also a ninja world alliance. You can see for yourself. When the competition comes, there will be a team of five people. You can just form your own team. If When the time is up, you can go to the counter and find Nine Tails to give you extra time. I still have some government affairs to deal with, so I will leave first." Danzo accompanied the two of them to play a game or two. Looking at the urging message from Homura on his phone, he said to the two of them.

"Well, please Hokage" Ai nodded.

Then, Danzo left here first, leaving the two figures here...

A few more rounds...

"Ohnoki, you're a noob! You can't play sniper, how can you play a rifle?!" Raikage couldn't stand it anymore, pointed at the 0/12 Ohnoki on the screen panel and shouted.

"..." Ohnoki also wanted to say a few words to refuse...but thinking about his shooting skills just now...well...

"Go and play by yourself! Noob! My ninja ranking has dropped by dozens of points! Go and play by yourself!" Raikage Ai kicked Ohnoki out of the team and started a game by himself...

Ohnoki felt that traveling through the ninja world was not suitable for him. He turned off the game and looked at the Ninja Alliance above...

After a few rounds...

Onoki looked at Wu who ended up with 20/2/8 on the panel, with a proud face, humming, traveling through the ninja world is not suitable for me, this ninja world alliance is the romance of men.

This muscular man only knows how to travel through the ninja world by playing rubbish with no technical content, so the Ninja League is suitable for me.

Then, Ohnoki began his ranking journey...

After playing a few games, he had completely figured out the game. Hum, he just had to ban Senju Dave and Uchiha Kagami at the beginning anyway.

These two ninjas are really disgusting, disgusting Ohnoki, don't give up. Ohnoki has lived for so many years, and he has never been so silent as these two ninjas... This game's rubbish planning, these two rubbish ninjas are produced What to do? Is it revenge against society? So does the planner have a grudge against Konoha or something?

Ever since, there were two Kages in the Internet cafe, one was claiming to travel through the Ninja World, and the other was claiming to be the Ninja Alliance... Well...

Just when the two movies were exciting, suddenly, the computer screen in front of me went black...

The two were stunned for a moment, then got up angrily and walked to the counter. Little Nine Tails looked at the two men filled with evil spirits who suddenly appeared in front of him, confused.

"Why did our computer screen suddenly go black!" Ai asked angrily. He was playing ranked, and suddenly the screen went black. What does it mean?

"Your computer time is up. Didn't you read the prompts given to you by the computer?" Little Nine Tails scattered the ashes wordlessly and asked helplessly...

Uh...the two of them were stunned for a moment...just now...it seemed like I should have...given them a hint...

"Open it for me again, I'm charging some more!" Onoki said quickly. He was also ranked, but suddenly it was gone, and his teammates scolded him to death.

Ai also nodded, and then the two of them touched their pockets... uh... they didn't bring any money...

The two walked out of the Internet cafe in despair...

In order to guard against Konoha's black-faced bucking ghosts, they all brought a lot of money, but they were all in the big team and they had no money themselves.

The two wanted to go back to find their own people... but found that they were not familiar with Konoha... and had no idea where the hotel was... Although Raikage and Ai stayed for a day yesterday, they were also in the Hokage building yesterday. After chatting with Hokage for a whole day, he was finally driven back. How could he know the way?

Helpless, the two had no choice but to ask passers-by on the road...

"Ahem...that...uncle, do you know where the Kidney Love Hotel is?" Onoki stopped an uncle on the road and asked awkwardly.

"People from other villages?" The uncle looked at the two strange people, a dwarf and a muscular man, and asked in confusion.

"Well, we are here to participate in the Olympics." Ai nodded.

"Oh, okay. For the Kidney Hotel, turn left at the intersection ahead, then go straight and turn right. When you reach the intersection, go north, turn right, turn right, go straight, then go west, turn again, then keep turning left and finally turn right again. You can see it”

"...."

"Ahem...Uncle, can you make it easier to understand..." Ohnoki coughed awkwardly and asked...

"Hey, are all the people in other villages so poorly educated? Can't you understand this? Forget it, just cross the road here and wait for the No. 1 bus at the bus stop. The bus will remind you of the arrival of the bus. "The uncle shook his head helplessly. The culture of people in other villages is so low...

"Looking at the two of you, I guess you don't have any money, right? Forget it, this is two silver taels. One silver tael per person on the bus is enough. Well, read more books when you go back." The uncle then took out two dollars from his pocket and gave two The man shook his head and left here with a sigh...

Ohnoki and Raikage looked at the two dollars handed over by the uncle in their hands... They wanted to curse...

Then, the two of them crossed the road. This time they both understood, stop at the red light and go at the green light. Well, they both understood.

The two stood at the bus stop and began their waiting journey...

The two waited for more than ten minutes. Bus No. 1 arrived. The two got on the bus, a little at a loss... The driver shook his head helplessly, two cannons? Pointing to the toll basket in front of the car, the two of them threw the money in and sat in the back...

As soon as Raikage Ai and Onoki sat down, they kept kicking towards the place below.

Um? What about the massage button?

Raikage Ai kicked hard...

"Bang..." The chair broke and Ai fell to the ground.

The driver was stunned when he heard the sound coming from behind...