Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Uchiha Police Department..

Ohnoki and Ai looked a little overwhelmed sitting on their chairs...

"What you damaged is public facilities. One chair costs 500 silver taels, and two chairs cost 1,000 silver taels." Jing looked at the two figures in front of him and said calmly.

"Ahem...well...we don't have any money..." Ai coughed twice in embarrassment.

"If you don't have money to compensate, according to the law, the crime of destroying public facilities with an amount of one thousand silver taels or more will be punished with half a month's imprisonment." Jing looked up at the two of them and continued.

"Asshole! I am Iwagakure Third Tsuchikage! How dare you Konoha shut me down?" Onoki really couldn't bear it. Konoha was almost exhausted from this trip.

"What? Third Tsuchikage? Remember, this is Konoha, this is the police department. Are you dissatisfied with the management?" Jing smiled disdainfully and asked doubtfully.

"Call your Hokage over here!" Ohnoki shouted as he slapped a hand on the armrest of the bench.

"Our Hokage-sama is still at work, and we are not allowed to receive anyone during work. If you want to find Hokage-sama, you can wait until one o'clock in the morning when he gets off work and I will let you know," Jing said slowly.

"Damn it! You are looking for death!!" Ohnoki slapped the table and stood up. What time is it now? Wait until one o'clock in the morning? Is his Hokage's airs so big?

"Chen escape. Original..."

Kaoru slowly opened his Mangekyō Sharingan and looked at Ohnoki...

After a while...

"Ugh!" Onoki's face turned pale, and he was lying on the ground with cold sweat on his face, vomiting... He almost vomited out bile...

"You...you are..." Onoki raised his head tremblingly and pointed at Uchiha Kagami...

"Introduce yourself, Konoha Uchiha Police Department Chief, Uchiha Kagami" Jing introduced himself with a smile.

"vomit!!!"

....

"Uchiha's... horrible shit..." Raikage Ai on the side swallowed his saliva... and murmured in a trembling voice...

Fortunately, fortunately, fortunately, I didn't act rashly... This is Uchiha's territory... When Raikage Ai came, he knew not to do anything... This fool Onoki didn't even look at where this was, it was Uchiha's territory... Then Uchiha Kagami is still a minister, so what the fuck.

Second Raikage told him before he came that in Konoha, the most unprovoked thing is Uchiha's terrifying turd, and the man named Senju Dave... He has heard of the terrifying turd's reputation, that Although Senju Dave didn’t know what was so powerful about him, he could let his father warn him. Well, luckily I wasn’t impulsive at that time...

Second Raikage also heard from First Raikage that Senju Dave should never be messed with.

First Raikage has been known since the first meeting of the Five Kages, from when Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama protected Dave to the death. Well.. Uchiha Kagami relies on strength, Senju Dave relies on power.

With Ohnoki's lesson learned from the past, Ai really didn't dare to move... If you fight with me, Ai, I can compete with you in taijutsu, ninjutsu and so on... But... you talk to me about illusions, It's still Uchiha Kagami's genjutsu... Well... I don't dare to move, I don't dare to move...

There was no other way, Ai could only wait for Hokage to come over, and Ohnoki also lay on the ground and vomited for several hours until Danzo arrived...

I studied my illusion a few days ago and found that since I created that world, I can change many things through Chakra, such as whether the excrement fed to people is yellow or black, whether it is dry and hard or watery, Is it Enoki mushrooms or watermelon seeds? The mirror can now be used properly...

Well... when Dave, Danzo, and Hiruzen heard the news... they didn't dare to get close to the mirror for several days...

Danzo looked at the situation in front of him. On one side was Raikage Ai, whose muscles were so tense that he didn't dare to move. On the other side was Onoki, who was lying on the ground and vomiting wildly...

"Did you start a fight with the two of them?" Danzo looked at Uchiha Kagami and asked. Not even a fool can see this situation...

"That Ohnoki disobeyed management and wanted to take action. There was nothing he could do." Jing shrugged helplessly.

"Well, are you free later? Call Dave, Hiruzen and the others are going to drink." Danzo nodded and asked.

"Why are you thinking about drinking? Oh~ I understand, I understand~" Jing was stunned for a moment, then nodded with a mysterious smile on his face.

Danzo shook his head helplessly... Dave had told him that he must have a child within three years, and it has been a year... Mi Lu almost killed Danzo in the past few days... Now Danzo doesn't dare to go home... There is always wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea in the office.

"What about the two of them?" Jing pointed at the two figures in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"Can't you two take out one thousand silver taels?" Danzo looked at the two of them doubtfully and asked. Two shadows can't even afford a thousand silver taels. Are you two fake?

"If you can take it out...that's it"

Then, Raikage Ai told Danzo about all the hardships he had suffered today...

"Uh-huh... Okay, I'll give these one thousand taels for them. It's not all their fault." Danzo shook his head helplessly.

Then, Raikage Ai was sent back to the hotel to rest by Danzo's driver Mitokado Homura. As for Onoki... Danzo called 120 for him. Let's go to the hospital first... It seems that he won't be able to regain his strength without washing his stomach and giving him a sedative...

Danzo first contacted Dave, who came to the police department. Jing Gang called Hiruzen, but no one answered.

"What's wrong? Hiruzen can't be contacted?" Dave looked at the mirror and asked in confusion.

"Although Anbu is busy 24 hours a day, it stands to reason that he should be free at this time, right?" Danzo said with the same confusion.

"...I probably know what's wrong with him..." Jing shook his head helplessly..

In a dark room somewhere in the village... two figures were discussing something in a low voice...

"Is this new?"

"Well, it's definitely not new anymore! "Water Country Keiko Photo Album" was just printed out two days ago!"

"Well, not bad, good quality."

"Hurry up, pay and leave. The anti-pornography campaign is so intense now, we are in danger!"

"Okay, here's the money!"

Just when the man was about to pay...

"Open the door! Anti-pornography brigade of the Police Department! Open the door for inspection!!!" A shout came from outside the door...

"Oops!"

After a while...

Mirror, Danzo, and Dave looked at Hiruzen who was being detained in the police station in front of them... uh...

"Ahem... that... Danzo, Mirror, Dave... I can explain..." Hiruzen, who was detained, looked at the three friends in front of him, smiled awkwardly and said...

"Be honest, you will be there every time we crack down on pornography!" an Uchiha policeman shouted while holding Hiruzen.